Translator: Deyonna
Je…jellyfish???
Upon hearing Yuan Ye’s words, Ye Yunfan not only had cardiac arrest, but he also had a heart attack.
This feeling is like when you’re obviously a black-haired, yellow-skinned, well-featured, and beautiful Chinese youth, but the other person insists that you are a gorgeous, wild, blonde-haired, blue-eyed hot girl.
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In addition, jellyfish and octopuses are millions of miles apart, not just as simple as the difference between skin color and hair color, okay?!
Which jellyfish had eyes? Which jellyfish had suckers?!
Ye Yunfan really wanted to criticize Yuan Ye’s lack of insight. He lacked common sense and education. If he could speak, he would even want to grab him by the collar and loudly tell him—
Laozi is an octopus!
Unfortunately, Yuan Ye cannot hear his inner thoughts.
At this moment, the monstrously powerful young man tilted his head slightly and carefully observed the sticky little creature on the knife.
This serious attitude gave Ye Yunfan hope that the young man would guess the correct race this time. He even deliberately turned his little tentacles over to show Yuan Ye their other side, which had the tiny heart-shaped suction cups.
Although the heart-shaped suction cups on this little octopus baby may seem very strange, jellyfish certainly do not have suction cups.
The young man looked carefully for a long time, and finally nodded under the expectant gaze of the little octopus, and said decisively in a calm tone.
“En, it’s certainly a pink jellyfish.”
The little octopus: “……”
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Ye Yunfan was unbearably angry. He angrily opened his eyes wide at the youth, but Yuan Ye was completely oblivious to the octopus’s anger. He earnestly stared back, his gaze falling on the little creature’s round, shiny blue eyes.
At that moment, the coldness in the youth’s eyes suddenly softened, and even his previously indifferent tone became much gentler.
He said to Ye Yunfan.
“Your eyes, they’re also blue.”
The little octopus: Eh?
Ye Yunfan was stunned.
There are no mirrors in the sea, so since Ye Yunfan woke up in this world, he has never seen his own appearance in its entirety. He only knows that he is probably a pink little octopus.
So it was only now, from Yuan Ye’s words, that Ye Yunfan learned that he was not only a pink little octopus but also a blue-eyed little octopus.
Hmm… blue eyes.
Ye Yunfan’s attention was diverted, and he instinctively looked at Yuan Ye’s right eye, which was also blue.
Limpid and pristine, beautiful, like a mysterious lake deep in the prairie.
Ye Yunfan pondered in his mind about his own appearance – a pink little octopus with blue eyes.
Hiss, it seems… quite cute.
But in the next second, Ye Yunfan immediately realized—
What’s the use of being cute?!
He’s not even human anymore!
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The curly-haired puppy, on the contrary, thought that Yuan Ye was extremely cool. After all, the person in front was a powerful talent, and it was normal for him to be arrogant and have a bit of a temper.
What’s more, this person is still his savior.
“O…Officer.”
Jon asked in a probing manner.
“Is this jellyfish your pet?”
Little octopus: ????
Ye Yunfan, who had just been lying flat like a terminally ill, dying patient, suddenly sat up in shock.
He turned his head in disbelief, looking at Jon with a gaze filled with shock and sorrow.
Why is there another uneducated and blind person?!
I already said that he’s an octopus!
Yuan Ye furrowed his brows, not answering Jon’s question. Instead, he weighed the blade in his hand and forcefully turned the little octopus’s head in a different direction domineeringly, making sure that its round blue eyes were fixed on him.
The little octopus fell into a deep silence: “……”
He closed his eyes, laid down, and slumped flat.
Destroy this world that refers to octopuses as jellyfish.
Yuan Ye glanced at the little octopus, who was now lying flat like a pink pancake. The corner of his lips curled up slightly.
“Let’s go back to the supply station.”
The tone of the youth’s voice was that of an unapologetic command, not even bothering to look at Jon.
However, the new recruit investigator didn’t feel anything was wrong at all. He was actually quite pleased that the senior officer finally acknowledged him.
“Yes!”
The curly-haired puppy’s eyes lit up as he huffed and puffed while rowing the boat’s paddle in his hand with great enthusiasm.
However, even if Ye Yunfan appeared to be lying flat, he was still paying close attention to the young man’s every move, his gaze never leaving. After all, the other’s hand now held the power over his life and death. At this time, Yuan Ye suddenly lowered his head and lightly bit down on the glove in his left hand.
He actually found this action quite difficult to do, as the injury on his left arm was quite severe. However, at this moment, the young man’s movements were accompanied by droplets of water from his tousled hair and moist eyelashes.
And…
As he bit down on the black leather glove, the corner of his lips stained red by the residual blood on it unexpectedly exuded an indescribable… difficult to describe aura.
However, Yuan Ye was completely unaware of this. As he bit down on the glove, he did not shift his gaze away from the little octopus. It seemed that he was still immersed in careful observation and deep contemplation.
Ye Yunfan didn’t actually understand Yuan Ye’s intention of biting down on the glove, but for some reason, at this moment, facing the gaze of the young man, Ye Yunfan suddenly felt a little awkward and looked away.
He no longer looked at Yuan Ye, but instead tilted his head back to look at the sky.
The terrifying thunderclouds from last night had dissipated, replaced by a beautiful morning glow. It was vibrant and stunning, leaving people in awe.
At this moment, Ye Yunfan suddenly felt that the argument and anger he had just now were completely meaningless.
Forget it…
He thought dejectedly.
In the eyes of others, whether he’s seen as an octopus or a jellyfish, it doesn’t really make much of a difference.
At this time, as Ye Yunfan was admiring the morning glow, he suddenly froze, because, in his peripheral vision, he noticed Yuan Ye extending his left hand, offering him the black leather glove.
However, Ye Yunfan’s attention was not on the black glove that was handed to him but on the fact that when Yuan Ye took off one glove, there was actually another white glove underneath.
Ye Yunfan: ???
This guy is actually wearing two layers of gloves?
Strange.
However, the inner white glove was thinner, seemingly made of a special material. It fit snugly against the skin, outlining the slender contours of the fingers.
But—
Why did Yuan Ye take off the black glove and hand it to him?
What is this guy trying to do?
The little octopus’s head was filled with question marks, looking up at Yuan Ye. Then, in the next moment, he heard the other speak indifferently.
“Get in.”
Ye Yunfan: ????
What???
“Officer…”
Jon, who was paddling vigorously behind them, spoke with hesitation.
“It’s just a little jellyfish. It can’t understand human language. Maybe you shouldn’t force…”
Before he could finish his words, both Ye Yunfan and Yuan Ye turned their heads to look at him.
The left eye looked fierce, while the right eye was freezing cold. It was oddly symmetrical, for some unknown reason.
Jon: “……”
With a strong survival instinct, the curly-haired puppy immediately shut up, slapping his mouth lightly with his hand.
Upon witnessing this scene, Ye Yunfan’s mind automatically matched Jon’s action with the classic skit line from the Spring Festival Gala—
Ah, look at my mouth~
However, Ye Yunfan quickly realized that he had made a mistake, a grave mistake!
—He shouldn’t have turned his head.
He’s done for this time. He has exposed the fact that he can understand human language.
The little octopus immediately turned his head, pretending as if nothing had happened. However, he saw Yuan Ye’s smile, which didn’t seem like a smile, then he raised his eyebrow.
Ye Yunfan: Drill!
I’m drilling now!
Isn’t it just drilling into a glove? He can do it. He’s capable!
He can even drill into cans!
The little octopus took a deep breath, extended his small tentacles, and from the blade, he swiftly slipped into the glove.
“One, two, three…”
Simultaneously, Yuan Ye was counting earnestly.
At first, Ye Yunfan had no idea what he was counting. It wasn’t until he was completely inside the glove that Yuan Ye suddenly said.
“You’re a small jellyfish. You had too few tentacles.”
The youth’s brow furrowed, seemingly dissatisfied.
“Only eight.”
Little octopus: “……”
He is called an octopus! An octopus!!!
Which octopus doesn’t have eight tentacles?!!
Ye Yunfan really felt that this stinky guy named Yuan Ye was his natural nemesis.
Unfortunately, Yuan Ye couldn’t hear the roar in the little octopus’s heart. He put the long knife into the scabbard and set it aside.
Then, the young man reached out and pulled off the red cord from the collar of his cloak. At the ends of the cord were small metal triangular spikes, very sharp.
Yuan Ye threaded the cord through the opening of the glove and wrapped it a few times around the neck of the little octopus, securing the oversized glove to fit snugly around the little octopus’s head before tying a knot.
Due to his injured left hand, the young man’s movements were very slow and somewhat clumsy, but he was still careful to avoid the little octopus, ensuring that there was no skin contact between them.
The little octopus’s head was filled with question marks. Even though he had an intelligent brain that excelled in three areas every year, he still couldn’t understand what this guy Yuan Ye was trying to do.
If it weren’t for the loose binding, Ye Yunfan would have thought that this guy was trying to strangle him.
After a while, Yuan Ye finally finished tying the knot.
Ye Yunfan actually became more and more curious. He really wanted to see what this guy was up to.
Then, he suddenly felt his body become weightless, and he soared into the air.
Little octopus: Eh? I’m flying?
Yuan Ye securely tied the tip of the cord to the handle of the knife, gripping the knife and giving it a shake to ensure that the little jellyfish attached to it wouldn’t fall off.
Only at this moment does the young man’s aloof expression slightly soften. He nodded, looking greatly satisfied.
Ye Yunfan swung back and forth in mid-air, feeling like he was on a swing. At first, he found it somewhat amusing, but in the next moment, the little octopus suddenly froze and looked up—
He realized that Yuan Ye had hung him on the handle of the knife.
Ye Yunfan: “……..”
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Then…
The little octopus trembled all over.
He didn’t dare believe everything that was happening now, but in the end, the final truth slowly
emerged uncontrollably in his mind—
So this guy kidnapped him just to… make him into a knife ornament???
Fuck!
A·knife·ornament?!!
The little octopus found it hard to believe. He was trembling all over!
Is there something wrong with Yuan Ye’s head???
Ahhh I bet he makes such a cute knife ornament though (灬º‿º灬)♡
Thank you for the chapter!!
If these people know what jellyfish are, surely they also know what an octopus is? 😭
Eight tentacles was not hint enough … little octopus is surely worried about intelligence of clueless knife wielder … Thanks for the update 🤣❤️🤣❤️🐙
This story do be getting funnier by every chapter lmaoo
A jellyfish in a glove? Out of water? Sir, it’s definitely not a jellyfish, otherwise it would be long dead