Ruan Yan’s temper couldn’t be considered particularly good.
From the moment he was beaten up by Chu Nan after provoking him, he hired a personal trainer, which showed how cautious he was.
Ruan Yan’s fists were clenched tightly, almost creaking, and his peach blossom eyes were filled with anger.
A man can be killed but not insulted. Chu Nan was really going too far!
Seeing him almost exploding with anger, Chu Nan whistled lightly, “Come on, hit me. With your strength, I promise not to fight back.”
There was a conspiracy.
Ruan Yan speculated that where there was smoke, there was fire. Perhaps Chu Nan was deliberately trying to provoke him into a fight, and then he would have a reason to beat him up.
Taking a deep breath, Ruan Yan calmed down and glanced sideways at Chu Nan. “I won’t argue with a mad dog.”
After thinking for a moment, unable to hold back, he retorted expressionlessly, “I’m afraid my iron fist the size of a pot will beat you to death.”
This was because he remembered Chu Nan’s earlier comment about his “little pink fists.”
Chu Nan nearly laughed at this, “Haha, Yan Yan, your head isn’t even as big as a pot!”
A hint of embarrassment flashed across Ruan Yan’s face, and he said coldly, “What are you laughing at? I’m leaving, I’m bored.”
“You, pot?” Chu Nan was just teasing Ruan Yan today. He grabbed him and stared sharply into his face. “Come here, I’ll show you something.”
Ruan Yan shook off his hand. “Let me go.”
Ignoring him, Chu Nan dragged him through the corridor and up the stairs into a brightly lit classroom.
The classmates nearby avoided him when they saw him, but some brave boys greeted him, “Hey, Chu Ge.”
In front of everyone’s eyes, Ruan Yan felt the heat in the hand held by Chu Nan. He wanted to provoke Chu Nan and shake off his hand, and said softly, “Cats hate dogs.”
Chu Nan raised an eyebrow. “It doesn’t matter if cats don’t like it. My Yan Yan likes it.”
Ruan Yan: …
He really must be blind.
Feeling self-reproach, shame, and depression, Ruan Yan didn’t say anything. Chu Nan went to a prominent desk and took out a pot.
He placed the huge pot, bigger than a head, on the table. “This is a cooking pot.”
Then he lifted up Ruan Yan’s bewildered hand and placed it on top of the pot. “This is your fist.”
Ruan Yan: …
Chu Nan said seriously, “Do you see the size difference?”
The difference was quite significant; the pot was black, rough, and large, while Ruan Yan’s fist was white, delicate, and small.
Comparatively speaking, there were only four words to describe it: a tragic sight.
Ruan Yan was stunned, thinking Chu Nan was insane. Did he really have to compare his hand to a real cooking pot?
He felt as if he were bragging and being exposed on the spot, and he wanted to bite the person to death.
With a cold face and ears burning red, Ruan Yan said, “Chu Nan, do you not understand figurative language?”
Chu Nan smirked. “Whether or not I understand figurative language, I don’t know. Let me show you something else.”
He took out his phone and found a page. “Look, this is the hand of that celebrity known as the ‘Angel’s Hand.”
Ruan Yan had a bad feeling. “I don’t want to see it. I want to go back to class.”
How could Chu Nan let him escape? He grabbed his hand and compared it to the hand on the phone screen. “Look, with a filter added, her fingers are not as long as yours, nor as symmetrical and tender.”
Chu Nan exaggeratedly sighed, “Ruan Yan, are you really an angel?”
…
Ruan Yan: “If I were an angel, the first thing I’d do is to slap you with one wing.”
Chu Nan: Really fierce.
Ruan Yan was a little angry. Of course, he wouldn’t think that Chu Nan was praising him. Who praises a man as an angel? By saying so, Chu Nan was deliberately messing with him, no different from cursing him.
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Chu Nan dragged Ruan Yan out of the classroom again.
Both of them were quite good-looking, with Chu Nan being a charismatic figure, both the school grass and the school bully. Ruan Yan was the top student in the grade, a man who dared to compete with the school bully for a girl. When the two were together, they attracted many gazes, both obvious and discreet.
Chu Nan exuded a ferocious aura, so more people looked at Ruan Yan.
Chu Nan, who was protecting his food, hurried Ruan Yan along.
Ruan Yan tried to shake off Chu Nan’s grip several times but couldn’t, and said angrily, “Let go.”
Chu Nan not only didn’t let go but also pinched his hand hard. “Ruan Yan, why are your hands as slender as a girl’s?”
Ruan Yan’s breath caught, and he retorted coldly, “Because you’ve seen too few girls. The girls I’ve seen have really smooth skin.”
Chu Nan’s face, which had been filled with a smile, disappeared, replaced by a gloomy expression.
He said, “How many have you seen?”
Playing the role of a qualified playboy, Ruan Yan said, “Only about seventeen or eighteen… Well… Are you going to pinch me again? Does it hurt? Did I offend you?”
Chu Nan was inexplicably annoyed today!
He didn’t even provoke him, and Chu Nan came to bully him!
Chu Nan exerted force in his palm, almost leaving red marks on Ruan Yan’s hand, and said heavily, “Power is mutual. While I make you hurt, I hurt even more.”
Ruan Yan was in pain and said, “Where we feel pain isn’t the same. You use your thick palm to pinch my thin hand, so obviously, I’m the one in pain.”
“No, I am.” Chu Nan glanced at Ruan Yan, his heart aching like a knife, piercing through.
Ruan Yan was furious. Did Chu Nan really want to argue with him over who was in more pain?
He said, “I’m the one in more pain. Didn’t you see me suck in a breath from the pain?”
Chu Nan sneered, “What pain? I think you’re sucking in a breath to cool yourself down.”
Ruan Yan: … What does that have to do with cooling down? He had only eaten cold noodles once, and it tasted pretty ordinary.
Not only did he lie about his identity, but he also mentioned seeing other girls.
Chu Nan was jealous to the point of being out of control: “If you want to compare pain with me, do you want me to take out my heart and show you how much pain I’m in?”
Ruan Yan: …
He suddenly became alert. What did Chu Nan mean by that?
Chu Nan also realized he misspoke.
Ruan Yan was cunning; he couldn’t afford to act recklessly like before.
Otherwise, Chu Nan was truly afraid that Ruan Yan, this shameless wolf, would cause trouble in the capital of transsexuals.
Chu Nan tried to make amends. “Ruan Yan, I just can’t stand seeing you liking Yan Yan and still flaunting your past romantic escapades.”
He dangerously approached Ruan Yan. “No matter what you were before, from now on… if you dare lay a hand on any girl in school again, don’t blame me for being impolite.”
Ruan Yan was immediately displeased. “What impoliteness can you show? I’ll tell Granny Chu about your school bullying.”
“I can…” Chu Nan pressed him against the wall aggressively. “First, beat you up, then take care of you! You’ve caused trouble for several people, so how many times do you think I should handle you!”
I’m a guy, and you want to handle me? Can you handle me?
Ruan Yan felt deeply that being a boy was great. Although he had to worry about being beaten up, he didn’t have to worry about being violated.
Ruan Yan glanced at Chu Nan, feeling bored. He was all talk and no action.
He said, “Oh, goodbye, I’m going to class.”
Chu Nan raised an eyebrow, continuing his provocation, “Ruan Yan, I find that your courage is about the same as a cat’s. I’ve been bullying you all day, and you still won’t fight back? Are you scared?”
Ruan Yan wasn’t stupid; he had grievances against Chu Nan. If he fought back as Ruan Yan, Chu Nan would bully him back as usual. So why should he confront him head-on?
Ruan Yan sarcastically ridiculed Chu Nan a few times before running off to change into women’s clothing.
He put on a pink dress and leisurely walked to the classroom.
On the way, he met Su Xue, who had a displeased expression.
Su Xue purposely waited here for Ran Yan and initiated the confrontation, “Ran Yan, a person should know their place. Why do you have to occupy what you shouldn’t have?”
Her words were cryptic, and Ruan Yan understood her vague style, and could even able to respond with a few witty remarks.
But… he was Ran Yan now.
According to the plot, Ran Yan should now reveal her malicious nature to contrast Su Xue’s kindness.
Ran Yan smiled faintly. “Sis, what are you talking about? Why can’t I understand?”
Su Xue: …
Such an annoying person who only knows how to whine!
Ran Yan’s whining, especially when towards a boy… particularly pleased Chu Nan, but made girls want to hit him.
Su Xue said, “You don’t understand? Let me make it clear for you. Are you worthy of Chu Nan? You only know how to bite people, you’re jealous, and most importantly, I’ve checked you out; your family is poor. Getting close to Chu Nan… is it for his money?”
This was exactly like the plot.
Ruan Yan nodded. “Yes, I like his money. But he likes me. What can I do?”
Su Xue: …
She suddenly became excited. “Chu Nan, you heard what she said, don’t you see her true colors?”
Chu Nan walked up from behind.
Ran Yan’s body stiffened slightly. How come Chu Nan was here?
Originally, Chu Nan shouldn’t have heard Ran Yan’s inner thoughts so early.
And now that Chu Nan had heard, it meant the two would break up.
Ruan Yan suddenly felt a little sour in his heart. If they broke up in advance, the mission would fail.
Chu Nan approached Ran Yan like a lion king patrolling his territory, only giving Su Xue a glance before lowering his gaze to Ran Yan.
Ruan Yan felt uncomfortable, his face pale. He thought, let’s go through the last plot of Ruan Yan’s identity: convincing Chu Nan to stay.
Ruan Yan also wanted to follow the original plot and shake his head, saying, “Chu Nan, I was just joking.”
But as soon as he spoke: “Ying ying… it hurts.”
Su Xue: …
This jerk still says “ying ying” at this time!
Chu Nan lowered his head and gently hugged Ruan Yan, patting him to calm the trembling body.
“Yan Yan, I’m very happy. My wealth actually made you covet it.” Chu Nan whispered in his ear, “You make me feel rich.”
Ruan Yan: … Yeah, Chu Nan only has 15 yuan a day.
He’s so clean, what’s there to covet?
Ruan Yan suddenly became excited. The mission wouldn’t fail!
He wiped away his tears and pretended to be even more delicate, throwing himself into Chu Nan’s arms to fulfill the mission as Ruan Yan: “Chu Nan, I hate you. Because of you, people always bother me. I rejected Ruan Yan for you, but you couldn’t protect me.”
After saying that, he punched Chu Nan to avenge the pink fist comment from before.
Chu Nan: …
Su Xue was dumbfounded. Chu Nan and Ruan Yan actually liked such an artificial woman?
At this point, Chu Nan said, “Because she’s shortsighted.”
Chu Nan was annoyed; he just wanted to play with Ruan Yan. Whether it was “ying ying” or hitting him, he felt great. What did it matter if someone else intervened?
When Chu Nan looked at Su Xue again, there was a hint of hostility in his eyes. “Aren’t you leaving yet?”
“You’ve scared her.”
“Just because I don’t hit women, you dare to be so presumptuous?”
Shivering, Su Xue left.
Who bullied Ruan Yan?
Chu Nan then played with Ran Yan again, staring at him. “For me, you rejected Ruan Yan?”
“Yes,” Ruan Yan said, “He chased me for a long time, saying I was his cutest sweet cat, his precious mermaid, his inspiring muse…”
Chu Nan: …
If I didn’t know you were Ruan Yan, I would believe it.
He looked complicated. “Yan Yan, tell me the truth, are you good at sweet-talking?”
Of course, Ruan Yan was.
He was good at writing compositions and sweet-talking, able to make Su Xue battle him to tears.
But he said, “I’m not. I love you, and it’s hard to express… Will you despise me?”
After saying that, he lightly punched again.
Chu Nan suddenly understood, no wonder Yan Yan didn’t fight with him when he was in male clothes. Because when he was in female clothes, he could bully himself without restrictions.
Chu Nan smiled, he would definitely block this path for Ruan Yan.
Chu Nan approached Ruan Yan mysteriously. “Yan Yan, let me tell you, today I saw something big.”
“What?”
“Ruan Yan went to the bathroom today, and I saw it. He’s super pink, even cuter than a cat’s tongue.”
Ran Yan: … Damn it, why is Chu Nan so gossipy?
He spread rumors like this!
He couldn’t take out his stuff to compare with Chu Nan, so he could only say, “You said he’s so small you couldn’t even see it, then how did you see the pink?”
Chu Nan said, “I have good eyes.”
Ruan Yan: …
Chu Nan was now working hard to bully Ruan Yan into changing into men’s clothing to beat him up, so he was particularly enthusiastic.
“Yan Yan, don’t you believe me? Tell me, isn’t Ruan Yan whiter than any girl?”
Ruan Yan: “Not really, quite ordinary…”
“Which girl is whiter than him? Fang Yuanyuan? Su Xue? None of them.”
Ruan Yan: … He doesn’t get tan, is it his fault?
Chu Nan continued, “His waist is thin, probably snaps with one squeeze, his butt is perky, his legs are long, he’s truly a goddess. I doubt any girl would like him, who would want a man prettier than herself?”
“Tsk, Ruan Yan, such a pitiful guy, doomed to be alone.”
Ruan Yan’s eyes were red with anger, especially when Chu Nan kissed him: “Yan Yan, let’s reconcile and forget about that wall-digging person.”
Even after scolding him, he dared to kiss him!
Ruan Yan was furious, but he couldn’t do anything. He trembled all over, saying, “Chu Nan! You’re so annoying, kissing me with a face full of saliva, ying!”
Chu Nan nodded, “Let me massage you, Yan Yan, why are you shaking so much? I just kissed you; don’t be afraid. Most importantly, Ruan Yan is a big coward. I bullied him today, and he cried and ran away, without any manly spirit.”
“Let me tell you, if he were a man, he’d come and fight me openly. Otherwise, I’ll tell everyone about this.”
Ruan Yan: …
Wait for him; if he doesn’t beat Chu Nan, he’s not a man!
Awww thank you so much for the chapters!! I always sit here grinning wildly when I read them
Hahahaha I wonder if his plan would work xD
Thank you for the chapters!🫶
Love tho novel so so so much I binge read it and it doesn’t fail to make me laugh and giggle🤭