Editor: Uncia, Sahloknir
Proofreader: DarkSapphire
On a rare day off, Lin Xiting rushed over from school to console her ghost-like older brother.
Lin Xiting sat on the hanging chair in Lin Xizhou’s apartment—a pink hanging chair for young ladies that she forcibly had her brother install, and it was her throne every time she visited.
Although Lin Xiting and Lin Xizhou were not twins, they were very similar in appearance—the most similar were their eyes. They both had phoenix eyes where the outer corner of their eyes were pointed slightly upward, making them appear cold and arrogant. Her brother’s facial features were milder than hers because of the mole on his lip, which made him appear kinder and cuter. Her other features included thin lips, a straight nose, and a long neck—all of which gave her an image of a phoenix resting in the mortal world.
She was a college freshman this year, in a good college on the Project 985 list, yet her head was only filled with worshipping celebrities.
She glanced at Lin Xizhou, who looked like a sad excuse of an eggplant—lifeless and bruised—as she picked at her newly done manicure speechlessly.
“Who knew that you could be this stupid? I told you to delete the Moments, and you disregarded my suggestions. Also, how did you mess up such simple numbers?”
She flattened her lips.
“And why are you still so upset? Not only did you get your donation refunded, but you also added your North God on WeChat. This kind of killing two birds with one stone thing would only exist in my happiest dreams. Why are you still so frustrated?”
She continued to mock him, saying, “For someone like you, eventually, you’ll reveal your real identity down to your underwear while chasing idols.”
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
Lin Xizhou tapped at his phone screen. On the screen was the chat history between him and Ji Beiling.
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Lin Xiting rolled her eyes.
“Apart from Ji Beiling, who do you know in the esports circle that is pleasing to the eyes? It’s either a fat man or someone with a face as round as the moon. Every time there is a camera involved, it would always be a close up of their faces. Just watching a single game would make me lose my appetite.”
Lin Xizhou chuckled.
“Shallow. Why would you watch people for their face over their game in competitions? That’s all you female fans care about. Which Korean player hasn’t had plastic surgery? Starlight’s nose and cheekbones were altered like a witch’s, and he didn’t even play that well this year.”
Lin Xiting was super into Starlight for a period of time. She gritted her teeth.
“He’s already a thing of the past. Right now it’s all about HIGH’s Qiming. Not only is he super handsome, but he is also very talented. All the songs he composed are very pleasant to the ears.”
The corner of Lin Xizhou’s lips raised up.
“Qiming? Huh? Not only were his eyes altered, his nose and chin were also padded. That lower jaw? Surgery. Even the tear mole was an add-on.”
Lin Xiting wanted to cover her ears like a child.
“What are you talking about?!”
Lin Xizhou took out his phone.
“His old photos from when he just became popular have already been shared a thousand times. So many people asked his agent where he got the surgery done. Do you want to see the photos?”
Lin Xiting took a deep and calming breath.
“No worries. I love his talented soul, not his appearance.”
“Those songs you were talking about? I heard it was composed by a small singer in a bar and was bought for a hundred thousand. His agent boasted to other agents when he was drunk, saying how he has the eye for talent. Other than that, there’s no shady stuff that Qiming has done apart from the occasional one-night stand. But that’s normal.”
Lin Xiting took another deep, calming breath.
“Is the singer in that bar handsome?”
Lin Xizhou replied, “I’m looking for the photos…I found it. Another round appearance. You might say he and Qiming come in the same package.”
Lin Xiting almost broke her new manicure. “People say that ruining a marriage is worse than demolishing ten temples. You’ve already destroyed a potential perfect love story between me and a handsome brother. Lin Xizhou, are you even human?!”
Lin Xizhou grinned.
“You only have yourself to blame for having poor judgement. Don’t worry, no matter how stupid you are, you’ll always be my little sister.”
Lin Xiting angrily changed one of her Weibo accounts for following celebrities to a black avatar and deigned to ask, “Then tell me, are there any naturally handsome guys in the entertainment industry, with no dark histories, that are worth chasing?”
Lin Xizhou sat up straighter.
“Fortunately, I know one.”
Lin Xiting glared at him suspiciously.
“Who?”
Lin Xizhou smiled.
“Of course, it is none other than the ‘Violet Star from the Heaven’, your own brother, me! Have you won a single fight with my millet porridge fans? Why don’t you just be my fan club leader? Not only would you get first-hand information, but you could also make private connections with idols. It would definitely satisfy your star-chasing experience.”
Lin Xiting: “…”
Although she was furious, she was also slightly moved.
The translator has something to add:
Future Teo: I think a reader might have left a comment about plastic surgery but I might be just seeing things…which did bring up a good point. There is a disdainful view towards plastic surgery in Chinese culture. This is something my editor, Uncia, had pointed out and I already told her my two cents.
Personally, I’m pretty numb to the degrading options on people getting plastic surgery, I think this was result of years of ridicule comments from my family, such as all the Korean actor/ actress look the same because they have plastic surgery or that person got their nose done because they don’t have the ‘Asian flat nose’. Having lived in the states, there is less ‘guess if that person has plastic surgery’ nonsense. But I am interested in what the readers think.
And there is also the China/ Japan/ Korean hate relationship you see in other novels. But that’s a rant for another day.
Thanks for the chapter ☺
i like these brothers they are so funny lol. thanks for the chapter<333.
Shamelessly atvertising himself to his sister lololol
Thx for the ch ٩(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )و
I love these brother and sister quelling…..😆😆
Thanks for the chapter.
Lin Xizhou don’t need surgeries, it all thanks to the seminal fluid donor and birth giver who has chef’s kiss ✨iNcRedIbLE gEnES✨
thank you for the chapter!
thanks for the chapter <3
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Thank you for the chapter ❤️
Ruining a young girl’s fantasy.. lmfao.. 😂
Pitting his little sister to join his fan club lmfao
Lol amazing siblings. 🤣 The best part is the end where she got moved and furious over getting promoted to his Fanclub leader. 😂
Sometimes in some stories, some characters are insulted die to plastic surgeries because of bad behaviors (like insulting someone or being a bitch /bastqrd), in tose cases it feel gratifying. But in normal cases I think that plastic surgeries is not a big thing, like they weren’t happy with themselves so they change it. People always say love yourself, but that is sometimes difficult and not everyone can do it.
Ohh, I would have to check the drama out. I think your opinion is the most common ones the other translators gave when I brought the subject up.
+1
This is what siblings actually act like XDD. Just always quarrelling about useless stuff~
Hmm I think plastic surgery is a gift to let people be confident about themselves, but just like anything else in the world, there is also something bad about it. There are celebrities and influential people who pretend they didn’t have plastic surgery and that they are just born perfect, which leads to enabling unrealistic beauty standards. Though ofc, for me, the pros outweigh the cons. Outside East Asia, in my perspective, it’s rare for people to be pressured by plastic surgery.
+1
It seems to me that plastic surgery is a chance to become the kind of person you will love more. But you need to know the measure in everything, because when it starts to harm your own health or violates the rules of ethics, it becomes a problem
Thank you for the chapter <3
surgery is for whoever wants it, and has the money for it. as long as the procedures are not detrimental to their health and the surgeons are reputable, it’s whatever, yk? the surgery is for them to feel good about themselves, no other person should have any say in the matter.
I’m neutral to plastic surgery. It’s so commonplace among celebrities worldwide.. And, as fans, we can’t really say we don’t encourage it. We want good looking people. Why critisize when that’s exactly what is given?
And tbh, plastic surgery costs some effort, being born with good genes is a lottery where the winner literally did nothing.
How can anyone say one is better than the other?
I can have (and I have) an opinion on what I like to see (fotocopied noses, chins and jaws ain’t it). But moraly judge? It’s ridiculous.
Aww the sister brother relationship is so cute and wholesomee!!!! 💗💗💗
Thank you for the chapter! 🌺💖
I don’t like plastic surgery because it’s fake and encourages more fakeness in society. If everyone had to simply look the way they look, there’d be less striving to look like some ridiculous beauty standard. Plastic surgery creates and enforces these standards, and only the privileged/monied can afford them, creating a hierarchy of beauty reliant on wealth instead of appreciating the uniqueness of individuals.
Sibling dynamics on point! Also about plastic surgeries, my opinion is you do you, but it’s sad that so much of it is motivated by societal pressure or beauty standards (weather conscious or not).
I personally think that plastic surgery isn’t inherently bad, but celebs should be transparent about getting plastic surgery to prevent the perpetuation of unattainable beauty standards