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After using a silver needle to extract a drop of bile out, Miao Fangfei put it in her mouth. The burning pain suddenly disappeared, and Miao Fangfei couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief.
She was alive.
Then, she immediately respectfully handed the bile to III-9. Facing III-9 at such a close distance, Miao Fangfei’s body subconsciously grew tense. She felt III-9’s examining gaze sweep through her body. Feeling uneasy, Miao Fangfei bowed her head deeper, and her posture appeared more respectful towards III-9.
She didn’t know whether III-9……would be satisfied with her.
Miao Fangfei was in a state of confusion.
Wasn’t III-9 fond of men? Why would he suddenly have a change of taste?
Miao Fangfei knew that if III-9 didn’t fall in love with her, given his crazy personality, it would have been impossible for him to rescue her. He even gave her his precious detoxification bile.
Although Miao Fangfei’s overall facial features were ordinary, her eyes were big and bright, holding the unique charm of the Miao ethnic group. Because she was someone who often exercised when she traveled, she was also in good shape. Moreover, as a veteran tourist, Miao Fangfei had a uniquely resolute and cold attitude, which could arouse a man’s desire to conquer.
It was not only Miao Fangfei who thought this way, but Shi Tao also did.
Shi Tao even thought, no wonder Lin Xi failed to attract III-9. Yet, he was also someone who could arrogantly and wantonly live to the Middle-rank Three-stars.
The lunatic III-9 was really powerful. He didn’t put the monsters in this Intoxicating Xiangxi series tour in his eyes. If he wanted to save Miao Fangfei, he would just save her without thinking much. He didn’t even need to step foot on the ground to save her.
With such a powerful tour guide, even a pig would be able to live well!
Although each of them had their own considerations, both Miao Fangfei and Shi Tao dared not voice them out. They didn’t even dare to reveal a hint of what they were feeling through their gazes. III-9 was a tough and crazy tour guide, and he was too unpredictable. No one would have the guts to claim that they were able to guess what III-9 was thinking about.
Be obedient.
Miao Fangfei and Shi Tao lowered their heads down even further.
Be obedient and easy for III-9 to use in order to live longer in his hands.
Ah, this, this bile could really be used to detoxify the poison.
Under the bronze mask, Wei Xun’s expression collapsed, and he drank a drop of bile. It was so bitter that his expression turned into a crying kitten’s expression.
It was like the bitter gourd he secretly threw away when he was being picky as a child.
Ugh, ugh, ugh, it’s too bitter.
However, the bile had an immediate effect. The black bite mark on his arm returned to its original skin color.
III-9 cleared the poison and placed the bile away, and then the trio headed in the direction of Little Dragon Farmstead. After the battle, the relationship among the three was more harmonious.
“That kind of monster is known as the zombified flying fox. They like to take action in packs, and their teeth and blood are highly toxic.”
Just as they were about to arrive at Little Dragon Farmstead, Miao Fangfei suddenly opened her mouth and felt III-9’s gaze fall on her.
“As the number of people present increases, so will the number of attacking flying foxes. Since there were only two of us, there were only two zombified flying foxes.”
Tour guide III-9 was not counted as a person.
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
“So that’s what happened!”
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Silly child, I only left the two of you there because you’re the only two that are easy to deal with.
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Only Shi Tao and Miao Fangfei were simpler. If he didn’t save Miao Fangfei, she would die. If Shi Tao, with an amputated arm, had gotten suspicious, then he would be the only one there, and it would be easy for him to deal with Shi Tao.
As for Miao Fangfei……
Wei Xun had noticed that she was absent-minded throughout the tour. Miao Fangfei was the strongest in the tour group at present. If she had any malicious intentions, she would not be as easy to deal with as the little fool Shi Tao.
Along the way, Wei Xun didn’t pay less attention to her than the others. However, he didn’t know how much stress his staring had caused Miao Fangfei.
“Do you see that?”
Wei Xun vaguely asked as he knew too little information about tour guides and tourists. He didn’t know whether the information regarding the flying fox illustrated book was only known to himself or to all the other tourists.
For Miao Fangfei to suddenly speak, there must be something she wanted to tell him before they arrived at Little Dragon Farmstead.
“Yes, I see it.”
Miao Fangfei blurted out everything, but this had made her much calmer. The next moment, she resolutely showed her titles in front of III-9.
Wow.
Wei Xun exclaimed in shock because he hadn’t seen this title on the tourist list!
On the tourist list, Miao Fangfei had two achievement titles. One of her titles was the same blue title that the fat man had, [Xiangxi, Return Tourist]. The other was a green title:
[Compassionate—Reptile (Green Title): You are very good at raising reptiles. Reptiles will always be more docile and easier to domesticate when facing you]
However, what Miao Fangfei revealed in front of Wei Xun was a dark blue title that was not on the tourist list!
[Novice Gu Witch (Dark Blue Title): As a novice Gu witch, you can recognize some poisons and refine a few poisons. It’s a pity that with your current strength, you can’t suppress the poisonous insects in your body. There will always be a few days a month when you will experience a stomachache. It isn’t too many days, only 25 days a month!]
No wonder Miao Fangfei was lagging behind the whole tour group!
Shi Tao suddenly realized that Miao Fangfei didn’t avoid him when she displayed her title to III-9. In the past, although Shi Tao knew that Miao Fangfei’s title was related to Gu, he didn’t know more details.
Pain, especially abdominal pain, was a vital weakness! If an enemy knew about it, they would intentionally attack Miao Fangfei when she was experiencing abdominal pain, and they would be much more likely to succeed.
Miao Fangfei had exposed her title fully to III-9 before meeting up with the rest of the tour group. This was her showing that she was loyal to him alone!
Shi Tao could vaguely guess why Miao Fangfei would do this, but he did not look kindly upon her actions.
If III-9 happened to find you pleasing to the eye, it was due to your luck, and it would be a glorious achievement for you. You could only accept it.
On the tour, just to survive, everyone would have to give their all.
III-9’s silence caused Miao Fangfei to be even more frightened, but——
Miao Fangfei gritted her teeth. III-9’s lunatic nature had not changed. His eyes were so ferocious that they seemed to be capable of shredding an object to pieces. Because of this, Miao Fangfei didn’t dare to anger him. However, seeing that they were about to meet up with the others, Miao Fangfei finally made up her mind.
She, she was very conservative regarding sex and didn’t want to be toyed with by III-9. However, she wanted to repay III-9 for saving her life! That was why she could only try to show her ability in other aspects, hoping that III-9 could see her in another way.
“When I saw the flying fox, I recognized part of its information.”
Miao Fangfei said formally, only to hear a “hiss——“ as a spotted snake as thick as her thumb wound around Miao Fangfei’s wrist. She caressed it.
“Spotty is the poisonous beast I refined.”
It was obvious that it was just half-dead after it was bitten by the zombified flying fox, but now the spotted snake had only shrunken by a small bit and was jumping up and down again. It was obviously not an ordinary snake.
This tour was part of the Intoxicating Xiangxi series. There were many poisonous insects in the Xiangxi mountains, so Miao Fangfei’s title of “Gu Witch” was very useful.
Even so, Miao Fangfei was still perturbed when she faced III-9.
25 days a month, she would experience severe abdominal pain. Unfortunately, the Novice Gu Witch title was not a title that was good at close combat battles. Unlike III-9, she couldn’t kill the zombified flying fox with just a jab of the flagpole.
As she thought of this, she seemed to feel that she wasn’t that useful.
Miao Fangfei descended into a spiral of anxiety, awaiting III-9’s reply together with Shi Tao.
Wei Xun was still thinking about Miao Fangfei’s title.
Was the reason why the title of Novice Gu Witch was not shown on the tourist list because of how high level the title was, or was it because only a maximum of two titles could be shown on the list?
If it was the latter, Wei Xun, who had two titles, must pay more attention because the other tourists may have a hidden card up their sleeves, like Miao Fangfei.
Wei Xun’s silence made Shi Tao and Miao Fangfei feel more worried. Just as they were worrying, a cold wind blew towards them.
“Ha——”
Wei Xun suddenly took a deep breath. His action caused Shi Tao and Miao Fangfei’s nerves to grow taut, and they subconsciously held their breaths.
What would he say?!
“Hoo——”
That was close. He almost didn’t hold in his sneeze.
Wei Xun breathed out. He didn’t know whether it was because of his physical injury or a side effect of the Cold-blooded title, but Wei Xun shivered and felt a little feverish.
“Head to the farmstead.”
He couldn’t go on like this. He had to go to the farmstead first.
Go, ah, yes, it’s time to go. They hadn’t arrived at the first scenic spot yet.
Shi Tao and Miao Fangfei nodded blankly. Their instincts told them to obey III-9, and III-9 made them run. Soon, Little Dragon Farmstead appeared in front of them.
“Back! They’re back!”
The tourists anxiously waiting outside the farmstead all looked over at the same time. However, in the next moment, they were all dumbfounded.
“Three, three people?”
Did they make an oversight? How, how did all three people return?!
Were Miao Fangfei and Shi Tao still alive? It wasn’t a dream??
All of them were confused. It wasn’t until Lin Xi couldn’t wait anymore and impatiently sped off to meet up with the trio that they indecisively walked over to III-9.
They walked over with their guards still up. Could this III-9 be an illusion created by a monster?!
However, after the tour group assembled, the sound of the prompt in their ears allowed everyone to understand.
[Beep, everyone has arrived at Little Dragon Farmstead. Next, Tour Guide III-9, please check the tourists in.]
This was not an illusion but reality. III-9 really brought Miao Fangfei and Shi Tao back alive!
In that instant, countless eyes secretly glanced at Miao Fangfei and Shi Tao. At the same time, some people stole a glimpse of Lin Xi’s expression.
The thoughts of the tourists coincided with the thoughts of Miao Fangfei and Shi Tao!
III-9 must have taken a fancy to Miao Fangfei and Shi Tao. Lin Xi was too unlucky…… Wait, that’s not right either.
The three, three of them could fool around with III-9 too.
III-9’s kidneys were truly in tip-top condition……
What a slag man Tour Guide III-9 was.
Even if this was the case, all the men couldn’t help but feel a peculiar sense of envy towards III-9.
Some people also noticed the other details. Miao Fangfei was covered with blood, and her shoulder was covered with scary wounds, while III-9 only suffered a small injury to his wrist! Even Shi Tao, who was his mount, didn’t suffer from many injuries!
III-9 was truly powerful!
While everyone was being wary of the others or trying to guess what had happened, all the tourists suddenly felt a gloomy chill. The old and dilapidated wooden door seemed to be blown open by the wind and rain.
Squeak——
The buildings in front of them were old and rundown, made of stone and dirt walls with green tiles on the roof. The slightly warped eaves were dripping rain. The three-story rectangular building was like coffins stacked together. The wooden plaque engraved with “Little Dragon Farmstead” was missing a few letters.
A pale, swollen, and festering face quietly showed up from a corner behind the old wooden door.
The puffy skin had squeezed his eyes into the shape of a seam. It appeared as if he was laughing, but the right side of his face looked as though it had been bitten by some kind of wild animal, revealing the white bones of his face.
Shi Tao’s entire body was tense, and the tourists immediately took out their weapons to get ready for a battle. However, after the wooden door completely opened, everyone’s scalp grew numb, and their pupils suddenly shrank.
In the open space behind the gates of Little Dragon Farmstead, there were many swollen and pale corpses!
[Little Dragon Farmstead, the designated five-star VIP hotel for the Intoxicating Xiangxi series tours. You can upgrade your room to one with a 180-degree balcony corpse viewing room for free, giving you the best corpse viewing experience!]
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III-9 had a vicious look, and the look in his eyes reflected his desires to shred something apart——
Wei Xun [ crying kitten head expression ]: This is too bitter
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Unexpectedly our MC is such a cutie 😽😽~~
thanks for the chapter! ♡
why translator-sama have such cute pic, now I should find one for myself
thanks for the chapter~
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Turns out MC loved pain but he hates bitterness
Thank you very much!(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤❤️❤️❤️
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” hotel cinco estrelas” “-“
The ideas the author can come up with to explain the behaviors of his/her characters are really…. ..unique… 🤔😅
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