April fool chapter, read at your own risk 
The little boy lowered his head, pulled his pajamas into a ball, and frowned, as if entangled.
As soon as Yu Xingqiao went online, he saw this scene.
The child is awake!
He smiled and rubbed the villain’s head happily.
However, these are pajamas and of course not to be worn outdoors.
Yu Xingqiao opened his backpack, picked up the clothes he bought in the morning, and clicked to change clothes.
A familiar scratch came from the top of his head, followed by a bright light.
Jun Ru flashed by…
[currency exchange]
He breathed a sigh of relief. At least his Demon King is not bad.
He waited for the wound to disappear.
While waiting to look at the clothes, Jun Lu’s face froze again.
He got up slowly.
Actually… Dinosaur Park!
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
Aecge vlvc’a xcbk jybea vlcbrjegr, yea tf xcfk atfs kfgf ilhjgv-ilxf wbcrafgr.
Ktf tja yfmbwfr atf wbcrafg’r tfjv, atf tja’r wbeat lr oeii bo affat, jcv atf ojmf fwfgufr ogbw atf wbcrafg’r “wbeat”…
Aec Oe tjv ab mbnfg tlr obgftfjv.
Lf wera cba ecvfgfralwjaf atf pbs bo atf vfnli! Gb sbe gfjiis kjca ab kfjg atlr vgfrr ab teca?
Little boy has a horrible nipple on his face, but…
very cute!
Yu Xingqiao held his heart in both hands.
What’s cuter than a one-piece bunny pajama puppy? Of course, it’s a little dinosaur with combined nipples!
“Hahahaha”
Only laughter disturbed Yu Xingqiao.
He maneuvered the camera, looked around, and at some point noticed that Santa had woken up. Seeing Jun Lu’s new appearance, she pointed at him and smiled.
Yu Xing Joe was surprised.
This scene is so familiar…
The memory that had just been erased appeared.
“Little monster, Yu Xingqiao is a little monster!”
“If your parents don’t tell you that your family is rich, we won’t play with you!”
“That’s right! I don’t want to play with little monsters…”
Yu Xinchao was startled and stared at the game screen in confusion.
His eyes fell on the little boy’s face, and the little bear pursed his lips, obviously unhappy.
Suddenly my heart broke.
Oh what did he do…
Kids make them laugh, but…
Santa’s laughter echoed from the player’s mouth to Yu Xing Qiao’s ear. like she smiles
The young man was a little overwhelmed.
“Hahaha–”
“little monster……”
“Yuxingqiao is a little monster…”
“We don’t play with little monsters…”
He was a little confused by reality. The pictures in his memory are intertwined with the scene in front of him, and the light and shadow are constantly changing.
At that moment, he seemed to be back, the thick protective suit was sick, the oxygen cylinder was heavy, and the joy of seeing the children was crushed by a mocking “little monster”.
The young man was unable to kneel down, his eyes were a little red, and his pupils gradually lost their luster.
Just as I was about to suffocate, the laughter in my ear suddenly stopped.
The boy was surprised.
On the game screen, a boy in a dinosaur jumpsuit is taking off a pacifier. He saw Santa in the shadow cage, giving him a sense of contempt and contempt.
As long as you smile, there are no signs of inferiority, sadness, or death.
Santa really didn’t smile.
He shrank, reacted, and wanted to say something, so he opened his mouth again, as if looking for a home, but after closing the shadow cage, he turned into a shadow ball.
She was completely trapped inside, silent.
I can only imagine how suddenly the pixie got caught in the shadow ball.
Yuxingqiao flashed again.
Don’t know why, suddenly…sorry.
It was as if a little bear had rescued him from his rage.
The young man slowly resumed his breathing, and his blue and white face slowly turned bloody.
What if he could resist those who laughed at him instead of crying when he was young?
He did nothing wrong. When he went out to play with them, he always asked the housekeeper to cook a lot of delicious food, but he didn’t have to eat it himself.
Why do they call him a little monster?
Yu Xingqiao sighed and rubbed his eyes with the back of his hand. He bent down, thought of a command editor, clicked it, and started using it.
Happy April fool! Not a real chapter!
Well, I took some of the raws and google translate them a few times into different languages and back. The real chapter will be up tmr.
Con razón! Fue bastante confuso… No sabia que existía y significaba “nipples” 🤣
That’s why, I was like who tf is Santa XD
Not me breaking my head over trying to read this and still understanding 70% haha
Prankster! Hahahahaha! Thanks for the not chapter! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
muhahahaha 🤭
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prankster!!
😛
Ah jeez you prankster i was so confused during this chapter hahaha!! Can’t wait for the ACTUAL chapter :DDD
The whole chapter with google translation in my native language looks good except for Santa
Thanks for the new chapter
I was seriously reading ant trying to understand what was happening until I saw “nipple”😂 and “Santa” I was like “Don’t tell me this is a prank??🤔”
Anyway thank you for the prank ❤️💯 and can’t wait for tomorrow’s ch 💕
Hah! Could have been a real chapter. 😂. Thank you
I had to stop for a while, cover my face and slowly exhale before picking the phone up again. Well played, TL-san! 😭
I was so bamboozled lol
My brain keeps telling me this chapter looks like it drank a couple bottles of soju and did bombshots. 🙃
OOF…. While reading the chapter I felt something was wrong because there were too many mistakes but I just ignored it and kept on reading, while reading I really was about cry until I saw the end
i’m sowwy
??? I’m was about to cry because of YXQ’s flashback not the translation, so you don’t have to say sorry. I just don’t know how my stupid brain thought that the whole chapter was just made up until I read the next chapter and found out the prank was just the translation
oh haha
Oh, you! Turns out it was not a real chapter, I was fooled orz
lol thank you
I got played so hard but I have a new appreciation for how amazing the translation really is. Thank you for your hard work translator!!
What in the living goads foaking mayonaise did I just read, I only had those two last brancells…what am I gonna do now, now that they died from this gods fcked bs???????
You see???!!!! I couldn’t even write brancells the right way!!!
baincells
braincels
baincless
For the sake of my gods fcked life, B R A I C E L L S
O
M I
G O A D S
BUHAHAHA😂
Hey, it’s not funny, I legit started crying, I could’t even delete the commentsssssss, it’s litterally too embarrassing!!!!! ヽ(*。>Д<)o゜
*’really’ not ‘litterrally’, but does it even make a difference at this point, I just keep proving to myself that I’m a mess without any braincekks
I will unalive myself now, goodbye.
pat pat
I just wanna die rn
Bretzel, we’re calling them Bretzel from now on.
Too cruel 😭😭😭 I thought you guys resorted to MTL 😭😭
Dang, even so it should still be edited.. what waited for the wound to disappear? It was supposed to be light. What nipple on his face? What dinasour park? Isn’t park’s a place not an outfit?
And there’s more, a little dinasour with combined nipples outfit? what…. Whaaat???… and how did the fairy’s name became Santa? How did santa find his way there??..
this is an April fool chapter. The real chapter is next.
This chapter needs editing the fairys name is defrent. And you why use the word nipples .