Date: March 6th
Weather: Cloudy
When I went to work today, I suddenly noticed that the flower bed was full of tulips. Many female colleagues were gathered there taking pictures, and some were commenting on how, in such cold weather, transplanting tulips outdoors would surely freeze them to death.
“Tulips may look delicate, but they’re actually quite cold-resistant plants. Nothing will happen to them,” I said.
Although I said that, I once thought tulips were not cold-resistant.
Back when I was in kindergarten, Wu Yunfei brought me two small plant seedlings one day, telling me they were materials for their gardening class and that if I took good care of them, beautiful tulips would bloom.
Even though I later found out he just wanted me to help with his homework, I was genuinely happy at that time. I held those two small seedlings as if they were precious treasures, promising him repeatedly that I would take good care of the tulips.
Thinking back, I was really enthusiastic at that time. Not only did I water them with a small spray bottle every day, but I also sunbathed with the little seedlings, talking to them.
My mom even suspected I had autism and wanted to take me to the doctor. But sometimes, just being enthusiastic isn’t enough. Due to a lack of gardening knowledge, I was afraid the tulips would be too cold, so I placed them near the heater. Unfortunately, after a few days, they slowly withered away.
I remember being so upset during that time, not wanting to eat or drink, asking everyone if there was a way to revive them.
Later, my father, to cheer me up, especially went to the flower market and bought two pots of tulips, telling me that these were the same ones I had rescued. Obviously, it was a trick, and I could tell right away that these tulips were not the ones I had taken care of. But to avoid Wu Yunfei being upset if he found out I had let the flowers die, I reluctantly accepted my father’s explanation and gave those two pots of flowers to Wu Yunfei.
Since he didn’t personally take care of them, he didn’t suspect that I had switched the flowers. He was so happy, praising me as a gardening genius.
Hearing him say that, I couldn’t help but burst into tears.
I felt sorry for Wu Yunfei and those two plants.
Even though I was enthusiastic, I still let them die.
Growing up a bit, I accidentally found out that tulips are cold-resistant plants. I shouldn’t have put them next to the heater.
Even though it’s all in the past, and regrets won’t change anything, I still occasionally wonder if those two tulips could have bloomed beautifully if I hadn’t placed them near the heater.
If I remember correctly, one of them was already in bud, and you could even see through the gap in the flower bud to the tender yellow petals inside…
Thinking about these things, my heart is full of emotions. So, I asked my assistant to check if there are any spare tulips available and get two if possible.
My initial mention of two tulips was just a random number, but surprisingly, my assistant took it seriously and brought exactly two tulips back.
Well, two tulips it is… Just like the number he gave me back then.
In the evening, when Wu Yunfei saw these two tulips, he was genuinely surprised, saying that my hobbies are becoming more and more like an old man in the village.
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To be honest, I still have some small expectations in my heart.
That outfit looks really good, the kind of outfit you’d want to buy and keep in your collection even if you only wear it once in your life.
Of course, before starting the sewing process, he needs to record my measurements.
“I’ll only measure you once. There are still almost two weeks until Fashion Week. You must control your weight. If you gain weight and can’t fit into the clothes I make, we’ll have a serious problem!” He measured me with a soft tape while chatting incessantly.
My weight has always been stable, and gaining weight within such a short time is quite unlikely.
But hearing him say that, I still feel a bit guilty and say, “How about you add a few centimeters just in case?”
He heard me say that, gave me a look, and said, “What add a few centimeters? This outfit is designed to be slim-fit. If it’s too loose, the entire design will be ruined.”
After a pause, he added, “And besides, a man who can’t control his own weight, what great things can he achieve? I’m not even asking you to lose weight; that would be enough!”
“Every day working so hard if even eating can’t bring satisfaction, what joy is there in life?” I said.
Being an elite CEO is just a persona I show to everyone; deep down, I’m just a chubby otaku.
Drinking happy water, eating happy chips, enjoying happy anime, playing love simulation games—life can’t get any better!
Talking about relationships and love is for people with busy lives. For me, it’s a luxury I can’t afford.
“Little buddy, you’ve grown up. It’s time to find new sources of happiness,” he said.
The successful CEO is just an image I maintain, deep down I’m just an otaku.
He suggested taking a break and visiting my family. “Family is important. They’re probably worried about you,” he said.
I hesitated but eventually agreed. I’ll arrange my schedule to make some time for a short visit home.
Date: March 8th
Weather: Clear
Today is International Women’s Day, and there are various discounts in the malls targeting women. Wu Yunfei looked enviously and openly expressed his intention to cross-dress and participate in the shopping frenzy.
Maybe it’s because I’ve been crying poverty too much lately; this guy has become unusually “frugal,” trying to save every penny, even for discounts.
He keeps saying I’m like an old man in the village. To me, he looks no different from those aunties in the vegetable market.
“We’re not short on money. Or are you just trying to be a cross-dressing tycoon?” I joked.
Seriously, his appearance is a bit feminine, but to make people not recognize him, some disguise is needed. Spending money on those disguises would surely cost more than what he saved from dressing up and shopping.
“Don’t you think boys who don’t like wearing little skirts are not true men?” he said.
I raised an eyebrow.
Did he just admit it?
“Don’t girls who
don’t like little skirts prefer boys who wear pants?” I retorted.
“Do you not like little skirts?” He pretended to be surprised. “Oh my, I never expected this from you!”
Hearing his tone, I had a bad feeling.
This guy set a trap again when I wasn’t paying attention!
Sure enough, he gave me a once-over, shaking his head, and said, “Girls who don’t like wearing little skirts, do you like guys who do?”
“You’re the one who likes guys!” I said. “Do you want me to introduce a few boyfriends to you?”
“In this situation, shouldn’t you offer yourself as a sacrifice?” he teased.
Even though it was a joke, for a moment, I actually considered his proposal.
In the current situation, it seems like living together might not be a bad idea…
Date: March 9th
Weather: Clear
Today is a rare day off. I lazily sat on the balcony in a rattan chair, playing with the catnip and the elemental beast.
Speaking of this age, kittens grow really fast. It feels like it’s only been half a month, but it has already grown a whole circle.
“Don’t ignore its ginger cat genes; one day this little thing might crush the bed,” Wu Yunfei said with a smile.
“No problem, our bed is of good quality,” I said.
If we have kids in the future, I’m definitely the type to spoil them. I know that feeding this little thing too much is not good, but every time I see its watery big eyes, I can’t help but compromise.
I’ve never raised a cat before, so I don’t know the normal food intake for a kitten. But this little thing is definitely not eating too little.
Apparently, the delicious cat food is a significant part of the reason.
Anyway, one day, I decided to taste it, and surprisingly, it didn’t taste bad.
“You can’t just feed it recklessly because you want to maintain your weight. It’s unethical,” Wu Yunfei said, sounding somewhat helpless. “Cats, if they get too fat, are prone to diseases.”
The elemental beast is clearly not fat!
This fluffy little thing needs to have some meat on it to be cuter!
And now, I spend time playing with it, making it exercise more. Even if there’s some fat accumulation, it should burn off. How could it possibly become as fat as a pig?
On the other hand, Wu Yunfei seems to have become too thin lately! Was he eating properly when I wasn’t at home?
“Being a bit thin looks better in photos. You, who speak with strength, wouldn’t understand,” he said with a smile. “Even if you destroy your appearance, people will still address you as ‘boss.’ But if I gain weight, I’ll definitely lose followers.”
“If they leave, let them. People who judge based on appearance won’t create any real value,” I said.
“Now it’s the era of fan economy, you know? Traffic is everything!” he emphasized. “As a fashion blogger, 80% of my fan base consists of fans who admire my looks. Without them, I’ll immediately revert to my original state.”
“And what about the remaining 20%?” I curiously asked.
“The remaining 20% is hard to say. There might be your competitors or just casual onlookers,” he said. “Didn’t you register a small account last time? Why don’t you check it out yourself?”
This 20% is probably you…
