The summer air was hot and humid. Xiao Daoshi laid awake in bed at night, unable to fall asleep. With a hot body sticking to his back adding to the heat, Xiao Daoshi was even more uncomfortable.
Xiao Daoshi voiced his misgivings aloud, “There is a empty flower pot reserved for you to sleep in, but instead you choose to squeeze into my bed everyday.”
Refined Sunflower, “You’re too hot?”
Xiao Daoshi, “How can I not be?”
As soon as he said those words, Xiao Daoshi felt the body sticking to his back suddenly cool.
Refined Sunflower, “Actually, my natural body temperature is lower. I only raised it to your temperature to be more like a human.”
Xiao Daoshi snuggled comfortably in the refined sunflower’s cool chest, “Why didn’t you say so earlier? I’ve been dying of heat for the past few days.”
The refined sunflower happily enveloped Xiao Daoshi in his arms.
Refined Sunflower: “I know, this action is called throwing yourself into my arms. You doing this means that you like me.”
Xiao Daoshi panicked, “No I don’t. I am just doing this because I want to cool down.”
Refined Sunflower pretended he did not hear this, “Whenever you come close to me, you make me want to do the things described in that book to you.”
Xiao Daoshi, “I already know that. Is there anything you know how to read other than erotic books?”
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Xiao Daoshi’s younger disciple sister came over while he was sweeping the yard. Disciple Sister skipped over to his side with a bouquet of lilies in her arms that looked beautiful under the bright sunshine.
When Xiao Daoshi saw the flowers, he immediately took a liking to them. Xiao Daoshi smiled, “Disciple Sister went up the mountain to pick flowers.”
Younger Disciple Sister pulled out a few and held them out to Xiao Daoshi, “I know that Disciple Brother really likes flowers, so I came over personally to give them to you. Stick them in a jar of water and they will continue blooming for two days.”
Xiao Daoshi took them and breathed in their scent happily. The lillies blossomed well during the summertime, thus they were very fragment.
At this moment in time, a certain refined sunflower appeared full of resentment.
Refined Sunflower with a black face, “You openly bring other flowers into your home?”
Xiao Daoshi said, “…This is an ordinary flower, not a flower demon.”
Refined Sunflower huffed, “You are sniffing it too much and standing too close.”
Xiao Daoshi was reluctant to part with the lily, “This flower has a scent. Any person would like smelling it. This is a normal thing, you even said so yourself.”
The refined sunflower looked surprised, “Could it be that you find it normal to stare at another person’s you-know-what?
Xiao Daoshi was confused, “Huh?”
The refined sunflower pointed to his own body, “Do you know what kind of things our flowers are used for?”
Xiao Daoshi thought for a moment and understood. His face was immediately filled with black lines as he shoved the lily at the refined sunflower, “I don’t want it.”
The refined sunflower, with a keen look in his eyes, “Wait a minute. Since you are comfortable doing that with it, do you want to try mine…”
Xiao Daoshi covered his ears with his hands and rushed out, yelling, “I don’t want it , ah ah ah!”
Though Xiao Daoshi’s older disciple brother had never taken care of plants before, he inexplicably took very good care of the orchid left in his care. After attentively taking care of it for a while, the orchid grew a small flower bud and seemed to be close to blooming.
Big Brother was standing in front of the bookshelf studying a book. The serious expression on his face made him look very handsome.
The noble orchid, “(*/ω\*)”
As if Big Brother had sixth sense, he suddenly lifted his head. He studied the orchid in the pot, puzzled, “Hm? Strange.”
The noble orchid, “(-_-)|||”
Big Brother stepped closer. He reached out his hand and gently rubbed the pad of his thumb over the tip of the orchid’s small flower bud. Big Brother was enlightened. He thought, “This orchid was going to bloom soon.”
The noble orchid, “ o(*////▽////*)q” (blushes)
Big Brother felt that the little flower bud was quite lovely, and rubbed his thumb over the tip again. He laughed, “It’s really quite small.”
The noble orchid, “ (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻” (“flips table”)
Big Brother’s voice turned soft, “Blossom soon.”
The noble orchid, “↖(^ω^)↗”
The author has something to say:
You know… flowers are the reproductive mechanism of plants… _(:з”∠)_
I don’t know what to write _(:з”∠)_
😂
I will never see flowers in the same way again !!!
Thanks for the chapter 🙂
This — This — hahaha
I thought flowers are supposed to be innocent 😭🤣🤣
Then big daoshi is touching its butt !!! 😂
😂😂😂😂
Lol ill think twice before smelling flowers in the future 😂🤭
I haven’t even received my first bouquet of flowers yet…. now I’ll remember this story every time I look at flowers lmao