When Xiao Daoshi arrived back in his own yard, the young man had finished sunbathing. He was standing in front of the well, his adam’s apple moving as he drank water.
Xiao Daoshi asked tentatively, “Are you really not planning on going back to the sunflower patch?”
The young man seriously considered it for a moment, “To be honest, if I don’t go back, I will miss that place terribly.”
Xiao Daoshi, “Then you should quickly go back.”
The young man, “Yes, I need to go back and scare some more humans.”
Xiao Daoshi quickly stuck out a hand to stop him, “You can’t! What if someone is frightened to death?”
The young man, “Naturally, that will be your fault.”
Xiao Daoshi, “My fault?”
The young man, “Who told you to kick me out of this place.”
Xiao Daoshi, who was terribly wronged by the refined sunflower, “Alright, alright. You can stay here.”
The young man turned his back to the small priest and secretly rejoiced.
Xiao Daoshi threw the old clothes given by his older disciple brother into the basin. He sighed as he scrubbed the blothes, “You said that back then, I was the one luring you over to scare me?”
The young man, “ It was you.”
Xiao Daoshi, “How?”
The young man tilted his head to the side and thought about it, “The face you made when you were afraid was especially delightful.”
The small priest was stunned, “Delightful?”
The young man, “Yes, just like the face you are making now. Your pupils were blown so big, making me really want to bully you when I saw your eyes.”
Xiao Daoshi quickly closed his eyes, “Then I’ll close them.”
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However, just after closing the door, the young man appeared behind him with a Bang!
Xiao Daoshi screamed, “ Ah, ah!”
The young man smiled softly, “What are you afraid of, it’s not like I eat people.”
Xiao Daoshi, “How did you get in?”
The young man, “I am, afterall, a monster.”
Xiao Daoshi, “I suppose….that makes sense.”
The young man leaned over, “Kiss again me.”
Xiao Daoshi ducked, “What’s so good about kissing?”
The young man licked his lips, “It feels soft and tastes sweet. It’s very delightful.”
Xiao Daoshi turned more and more red, “Where did you learn how to kiss?”
The young man, “From a book.”
Xiao Daoshi, “What book?”
The young man took out a book from his inner robes, “Before you, there was a person who was scared away by me who dropped this into the sunflower patch. I picked it up and took a look at it.”
Xiao Daoshi flipped it open and immediately threw the book on the ground like a hot potato, “You, you…what is wrong with you, reading this kind of garbage!”
The young man looked puzzled, “But I heard that this book teaches lots of good things, so I read it every day. Now I can even recite it word for word from the first page to the last.”
Xiao Daoshi shook his head, “No, that is not right! Those things are not good!”
The young man said with a straight face, “First listen to what it says, I will recite it for you.”
Xiao Daoshi jumped into his bed and wrapped himself in his blankets, “I won’t listen!”
The young man, “Hey.”
Xiao Daoshi, “…”
The young man chuckled, “Actually, I know that this book is about how you humans mate.”
Xiao Daoshi thumped his head on the bed spread, “You, stop talking!”
The young man, “Okay, I won’t talk about it anymore. Let’s go straight to trying it together.”
Xiao Daoshi immediately came out of the blankets.
The young man continued enthusiastically, “I heard that after mating, you can give me a baby sunflower?”
Xiao Daoshi covered his hears with two hands and shook his head, “I can’t give birth, I cannot give birth!”
Xiao Daoshi, after using some good expressions and shameful words, finally made the young man understand why they couldn’t have a child. The refined sunflower, looking like he was very wronged, hung his head and left to quietly sunbathe in the yard.
Xiao Daoshi thought about what he should do next, and decided to pick up the orchid that the refined sunflower had dug up from the pot and flung to the ground last night. He went around to the backyard to plant it back in the soil.
He had just dug out half of the depth needed when a soft cold voice came from behind him, “You’ve got guts.”
Xiao Daoshi patted his chest to calm down his heart, “You startled me again.”
The refined sunflower frowned, “You dare to plant other flowers when you already have me?”
Xiao Daoshi suddenly felt as if he was a husband that got caught in bed with another woman by his wife, “I’m just planting a flower, there is no other meaning to it…”
The refined sunflower said resolutely, “You are not allowed to plant it.”
Xiao Daoshi was wronged again, “I have been caring for it a long time, and I wanted to see it bloom.”
The refined sunflower said coldly, “When he blooms, that will be when your bottom will also blossom.”
Xiao Daoshi looked up at the refined sunflower, “What are you talking about!”
The refined sunflower poked at the leaves of the orchid, “This plant, he is also a monster. He is still young, yet to reach adulthood, so the demonic energy is weak. You cannot sense it.”
Xiao Daoshi hurriedly asks, “Then, what should I do?”
The refined sunflower thought about it carefully, “Getting rid of earthling monsters is not easy to do. Moreover, it is quite pitiful. I have another idea.”
The next day, there was an orchid with the spirit of a gentleman growing in the bedroom of Xiao Daoshi’s older disciple brother.
Big Brother was talking to himself while taking of his clothes, “The weather is too hot today. It will be good for the body to take a shower.”
The noble orchid, “╰(*°▽°*)╯”
Big Brother paused his movements, “Hey, why do I feel like someone is watching me..”
The noble orchid, “(*/ω＼*)”
Big Brother took off the rest of his clothes, “No, it must be my imagination. I’m too tired these days.”
The noble orchid, “o(*////▽////*)o”
The author has something to say:
The vice CP is just a placeholder for a cute name that will not be written…_(:з”∠)_
The names that come to mind sound too strange, so I won’t be naming him
Omg, that orchid
Happy orchid! 🫣
So shameless !! Thanks for the chapter 🙂
omo, what a cutie orchid hahahha.
the senior brother got himself a wife without knowing
Or became a wife himself
That orchid is another pervert.. 😆🤣😂
Lol. With a junior like him who needs enemies