Translator: FireFoxWinterWolf
Editor & TL Checker: Luoshenhua
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Jian Dan stopped talking.
As soon as he went silent, the air flow around him changed into the calm before the storm.
Scared out of his mind, Chen You began to meander as if he was drunk, “Lingling, let’s break up. Your mother doesn’t want to see me. She thinks I’m worthless.”
“Why is Laozi useless?” Aggrieved, he whimpered indignantly, “Looking down on Laozi… must be as blind as a bat… damn it… damn it all!”
There was a sinister shadow in Jian Dan’s eyes. “Yes, damn it all.”
Chen You, “…”
He was deathly afraid that his trembling would divulge his intentions if he wasn’t careful. If his feigning of intoxication was discovered and he overheard something that he shouldn’t, he’d be killed.
After a while, Chen You proceeded to ramble drunkenly. This time, he didn’t continue the topic from before. Instead, he began to reiterate what he often heard at the bar, “Alcohol… Where’s the alcohol… I want to drink…”
Jian Dan pushed the tipsy youth back onto the sofa. “Do you know what I hate the most?”
Chen You muttered incoherently to himself.
Chen You shook his head frantically in his heart.
No, it’s true I had to play smart for the sake of the task, but I wasn’t looking down on your IQ. Boss, you misunderstood me.
At this time, Jian Dan suddenly got up and walked over to the bar.
Chen You never thought his life would be saved by his kidneys.
He found that Jian Dan was playing with the fruit knife, not saying a word with a horrifying smile on his lips. Chen You suspected that he was going to get rid of him. When he fully comprehended this idea, he immediately peed his pants, partially because he was scared.
Okay, he admitted it was truly too frightening.
Normal people will feel nauseous watching someone pee their pants and will not be able to hide their disgust in time.
But psychopaths are different.
At first Jian Dan was stunned. In the next moment, he convulsed into laughter, unable to restrain himself. “Why are you so cute?”
Chen You broke out into cold sweat.
Cute = delicious = edible, that’s how things are calculated.
Jian Dan’s interest in Chen You shot up as if he had been stimulated by a drug and he put the fruit knife down on a plate.
“Be good and wait for me.”
Every second of waiting was torturous to Chen You. “Jian Dan, what is he trying to do?”
The system responded, “the target is hesitating over whether to use shower gel or shampoo.”
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Chen You, “…What did he choose?”
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Chen You’s eyes rolled to the back of the head, I’m dead.
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Fucking hell, why did you leave those two bottles in the bathroom? Chen You internally raged like an angry, wild colt.
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The few glasses of unknown cocktails that he had imbibed earlier turned around in his stomach and came out intermittently. He was on the verge of collapse.
Jian Dan pressed against Chen You and whispered softly in his ear, “If you don’t behave, I’ll put my fist in your mouth.”
Knowing when to stop, Chen You quickly turned obedient.
What the fuck, is that thing human? Get the hell out of here! Why didn’t you just say you had a qilin arm?!
I really don’t understand the mind of a psychopath.
At least it was a refreshing experience, seeing something he had never heard of or seen before.
Jian Dan’s gaze was near fanatical. Unexpectedly, Chen You’s out of control appearance seemed attractive to Jian Dan. Uncaring that his body was soiled and wet, Jian Dan asked in a gentle voice, “Can I take photos of you?”
Chen You was drunk. He certainly wouldn’t be able to give a clear answer.
Furthermore, it was meaningless whether he answered or not.
Chen You didn’t know where he got the camera from, but Jian Dan happily enjoyed the entire journey.
Haha.
You fucking pervert!
After that, Jian Dan bent over and touched Chen You’s hair. He sighed inexplicably, “So adorable…”
Chen You suddenly thought of the teddy bears. His brain conjured an image of the man holding a bear and calling it adorable.
Then, he fell asleep.
The next day, when Chen You woke up, he wasn’t on a bed and he didn’t even have a blanket. He had just slept on the couch.
At least he wouldn’t catch a cold due to the summer heat.
But at the very least, why didn’t you change Laozi’s pants?
Chen You carelessly breathed in. The mixed smell he inhaled assaulted his nose.
He rushed to the bathroom like a madman. Halfway there, he complained to the system, “Can you guess what Jian Dan did last night?”
The system replied, “Can’t.”
Chen You said, “Congratulations, you’re normal.”
System, “…”
Chen You took off his pants and peed in the toilet. After urinating, he fell into a daze.
Wait, this is wrong. I have a tintin. Why did I take off my pants to pee? It’s completely unnecessary, isn’t it?
Chen You threw the pot to Jian Dan, “I’m done, I’m finished. Jian Dan must have broken my kidneys.”
The system took the pot off the head of the target, “The act of taking off your pants is an issue with your brain, it has nothing to do with your kidneys.”
“…” Really annoying.
Chen You went to wash his hands. He was certain now. Jian Dan must have noticed something but he still shouldn’t know his real purpose.
You’ll never know. I won’t tell you. If you figure this out, I’ll take you as my master.
Chen You looked around in the private room. No one was there. When he got to the lobby on the first floor, he saw Jian Dan and the long-legged girl from a distance.
Jian Dan waved and Chen You walked over with a hungover look on his face: a mixture of awkward, shy, and ashamed with a hint of resentment.
This should be somewhat in line with the sentiments of a hungover person who had engaged in homosexual sex.
According to the nature of the original owner, he should wave his fist at the other in anger.
So, Chen You waved.
His fist didn’t reach Jian Dan’s face and was intercepted in mid air, as expected.
The long-legged girl was surprised and asked what was going on.
Jian Dan frowned, walked over to Chen You and pulled him aside.
He shook off Jian Dan’s hand. With red eyes, Chen You questioned angrily, “Senior, why did you treat me that way?”
Jian Dan pinched the bridge of his nose and said apologetically, “We both had too much to drink last night.”
Chen You stepped back, showing an expression of disbelief, as if he had suffered a huge blow, “How could this happen…”
He gives a thumbs up in his heart. Surnamed Jian is a beast.
I don’t know which grandson was smiling while happily taking photos of Laozi last night.
Jian Dan said mildly, “You should eat breakfast before you go.”
Chen You ranted, “You don’t have to worry about Laozi!”
He caught a glimpse of the man’s eyes. This is bad, what should I do? He got caught up in the act and became too emotional.
Just as Chen You started reaching a point where he was unsure of how to carry on, Jian Dan opened his mouth. Returning to his normal appearance, which was hard to resist, he stated, “If you don’t eat breakfast, it’s bad for your stomach. Be good.”
Chen You was pulled to a seat with a stubborn face.
Not long after he sat down, he learned that the long-legged girl, Sun Qian, was a prosecutor.
Chen You really admired Jian Dan. His scheming and shrewd mind was dreadful.
The other party could not only become a good brother with a member of the criminal police team, but could also have a friend who’s a prosecutor.
He secretly looked at the man eating breakfast. When you sleep at night, do you not dream about your brother handcuffing you to meet your friend in court?
As a drunkard, it would be impossible to eat breakfast at ease. Chen You had to hold back and put on a show of having a poor appetite. He left after taking a couple of bites.
Sun Qian looked at Jian Dan vaguely. “That young man, Gu Sheng, is very special.”
Jian Dan was seemingly a bit interested, “Oh?”
Sun Qian said, “He looks like a ruffian, but the soul in his body is a good boy.”
Jian Dan said noncommittally, “How long have you been in contact with him that you can see into his soul?”
“The eyes are the window to the soul.”
Sun Qian suddenly said, “By the way, Zheng Ze told me early this morning that the case from February has made new progress.”
Jian Dan drank his coffee naturally as if nothing had happened. “Maybe the case will be solved before the end of the year.”
Sun Qian said, “One can only hope.”
She rubbed the handle of the mug. “My intuition tells me that the murders were committed by the same person.”
Jian Dan chuckled, “They say that a woman’s sixth sense is really accurate.”
Sun Qian shrugged, “Everything depends on evidence to speak the truth, especially for us prosecutors. Intuition can’t be brought into a courtroom.”
After going to the company, Jian Dan called Zheng Ze, “What’s going on, are you free? Can you come by around noon?”
It was noisey on the other end of the line as Zheng Ze was investigating at an outdoor market. “I don’t know when I’ll be finished here. I’ll call you back later.”
At the end of the phone call, Jian Dan put his cell phone on the table. He flexed his fingers, tapping the table repeatedly, deep in thought.
Zheng Ze called back around eleven to let him know that he was done. A little over half an hour later, Jian Dan met with him at a restaurant.
Zheng Ze was a foodie. Whenever he came across something delicious, his mouth wouldn’t stop moving.
He peeled a crayfish. “Don’t you think it’s mysterious. Last night, a rookie cleaning up the office found a note from March.”
“The name on the note is a young man called Gu Sheng. The content is just one sentence. It said that he was at the riverside in the northern part of the city on February 26th.”
Jian Dan said, “Isn’t that the scene of the accident for that case?”
“Yes,” Zheng Ze threw away the crayfish shell. “It just so happens that the record taker was a fool and didn’t properly connect the two things together. He left his job a month later. Fortunately, he didn’t throw his notes away.”
“According to the video we found, he answered a call and ran away. So far he hasn’t been back to the police station in the past few months.”
Zheng Ze couldn’t hide his excitement. “Gu Sheng is likely to be an eyewitness.”
“Not to mention, he just joined your company two days ago.”
“Where in my company?” Jian Dan raised his eyes. “Then I’ll call him for you.”
Zheng Ze shook his head. “No, I’ll just take him with me this afternoon.”
Jian Dan swallowed the food in his mouth unhurriedly. “He’s my employee here. I’m his boss, so I should ask.”
Zheng Ze relented, “Then I’ll go back to the company with you later and you can call him over.”
On the way to use the restroom, Jian Dan ordered his assistant to go to the warehouse.
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FireFoxWinterWolf: I laughed and literally facepalmed out of pure disbelief when JD gave the stereotypical excuse of having too much to drink, after taking photos of CY in his rather *cough*… disheveled state. Like you’re not fooling anyone. (lll￢ω￢)
FireFoxWinterWolf: We’re back! I hope everyone had a safe and wonderful Christmas and New Years. And hey, we didn’t wake up New Years Day to the apocalypse. That’s a start. (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ I plan to try to update on Monday nights, but 1 chapter will be updated a week either way. See you next week!
thanks for the chapters
Thank you so much for your hard work!!
Happy new year too!! Thank you for your great translation!!
Happy new year!!
“If you don’t behave, I’ll put my fist in your mouth.” He might put it somewhere else. Be careful Chen You ●︿●
This ML has some odd…. preferences.
Thanks for the Chapter!