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When Chen You woke up in the new world, his first concern was over his own appearance. He eagerly asked the system, “Am I ugly?”

System, “Absolutely.” vFagbq

Chen You didn’t believe it, “Then give me a description, exactly what kind of ugliness is it?”

System, “It’s a bit difficult to explain with words.”

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Chen You, “…That’s it?” It was too vague, he couldn’t understand how ugly he was.

System, “You’ll be scared of yourself.” hcdB82

Listening to the system, Chen You set his mind at ease. He must be hideous enough to make one’s hair stand on end.

Less than five seconds later, his scalp suddenly turned numb as a chill came creeping over him. Fuck, I’m going to die. I seem to have dug a deep pit for myself, full of sharp knives.

Nervously swallowing his saliva, Chen You weakly said, “Dear, I think I might have, probably, kind of made a little mistake.”

The system did not respond.

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Chen You cried very pitifully, “I forgot, I’m fine with being ugly, but I won’t be able to get close to the target. He will definitely hit me.”

The system still refused to respond.

Chen You whimpered sorrowfully, “Little Four, I’m wrong.”

The system looked at its pathetic host and finally spit out three words, “Restrain your grief.” eHTf3X

Chen You’s lips trembled feebly, “I don’t have the courage to stand up, what should I do?”

System, “Then just crawl.”

“……I’m dead.”

Chen You fell to the ground like a corpse; he could already see the image of himself being looked at with contempt and getting spit on. RHdLB4

Most people think that being ugly is simply a matter of not reaching the required level of appearance to be considered beautiful. Nevertheless, since the five senses still work and everyone has the ability to give a pleasant smile, it is still possible to be liked.

However, when one is irreversibly ugly, they will definitely be discriminated against by others, be cast aside, and be isolated.

Chen You was buried by an avalanche of mud and had difficulty breathing. On the verge of getting suffocated in a pit of his own making, he had never expected to die by his own hands.

After a while, he recovered a little blood and began to review this body’s memory. dvVPDX

This was BL world, and the original was called Ah Chou.

What a malicious name.

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Chen You continued to flip through; the original was born dark, thin, small, and ugly. Even his mother and father did not like him.

If there was any delicious food, it was always given to his two brothers. Whether they finished it all or not, he could only eat whatever was left. VMUz9X

Many times, they would deliberately mess with the food, throwing leaves, stones, and spit inside before laughing and ordering their younger brother to eat.

The original’s clothes were also worn out hand-me-downs from his brothers. Before he died, he had never worn nice clothes and had never eaten a hot meal.

With many people in a family, it is normal to save money to cover expenses and for the youngest child to wear clothes handed down from the older children, but a child should not be treated as livestock.

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Truly pitiful.

We can’t choose what kind of family we are born in or what kind of parents we have. We can only say that each person has their own life and everything depends on luck.

The original wanted to leave the village and his home after becoming an adult, living out the rest of his days alone in the forest. Because he was so ugly and felt so inferior, he was afraid of scaring people, and was even more afraid of having others meet his eyes. 3s84vg

No one knew that on the second day of his adulthood, his clans people would suffer a dreadful surprise attack.

After the battle, his entire clan was gone.

Including the original body, the younger survivors were imprisoned and taken away, either as a lowly slave to do a lifetime of physical activity or as a male servant chosen to work for nobility.

Two different fates, two different lives, lying in the hands of others. Vw057S

There were more than 30 people in this room, including the second brother who had survived.

They had all been pulled out in batches and picked out. Now, only two people were left.

In addition to the original, there was another person opposite and facing him: a teenager around the same age.

The reason they were left till the end was because they were the ugliest and the most beautiful. EleQj4

Displaying them in the public square when the time came, this spectacle would show off their two extremes.

This was the bad taste of the nobility.

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Chen You found a piece of information about the boy from the original body’s memory. He was the youngest son of the patriarch.

When he was born, there was a rare snowfall with large and fluffy snowflakes. People cheered and claimed he was the reincarnation of a deity, a sign of wealth and good fortune, and that he would bring honor to his family in the future. 2SfBQ5

Since the patriarch was happy, he named this youngest son Bai Xue, meaning pure and noble.

It was a coincidence that though these two were born in the same month of the same year, they lived very different lives.

Usually the original would only secretly glance over, too afraid to approach, fearing that his ugly face would pollute the other’s eyes.

Chen You stole a look in the other’s direction; the boy was hugging his knees and his face was in shadow. He couldn’t see clearly, so he couldn’t tell what the beauty looked like. RBkO6

Presumably, it would be necessary to use the adjective “peerless”.

Chen You looked around the room. It was big, but it was bare: just three walls and a set of iron bars.

A man in a navy military uniform came over and threw a handful of fruit and a few leaves into the room.

Chen You stared, wide-eyed. What is this? Food for pigs? AdVMhw

“Do you have any steamed buns?”

The uniformed man looked at Chen You, disgusted, like he had seen something horribly repugnant.

He left without a word, as if he would be frightened if he stayed for another second.

Chen You pouted his lips, Fine, system. I completely believe you now. I really am an ugly man. adZlCA

System, “Congratulations on getting your wish.”

Chen You didn’t want to talk any more.

He looked at a piece of fruit that rolled next to his feet; it looked a bit like a small tomato. After hesitating for a second, he picked it up and threw it into his mouth.

So sour. WlXhxn

Pei, Chen You’s entire face squeezed together from the sourness as his teeth turned numb. Slowly, the sour taste faded, followed by a bitterness that spread across his tongue. Finally, at the very end, there was a trace of sweetness.

This fruit is weirdly addictive.

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Chen You picked up one, two–picking up pieces of fruit until he ended up next to the youth who remained motionless.

Once they were locked in, every time there was food, people would offer it to the teenager first. If he refused, then they would fight over the leftovers. EmzV0v

For the prince, from a young age everything had always been provided for him, so he was already accustomed to this type of behavior.

After everyone left, the original was in a tragic state, and all the food had been eaten by the other teenager. He didn’t dare make a sound, only responsible for starving, and after squatting there for some time, he died.

Chen You wouldn’t act like this. He picked all the fruit off the ground, counted them in his lap, grabbed half of them, and went to pick up the leaves.

I’m a meat-eating animal, ah. Even though there is fruit, unexpectedly, I still have to gnaw on leaves. Chen You inspected the leaves, No wormholes or insect droppings, still passable. bRI81

He found a random spot to sit down, dusted off the leaves, and began to put them in his mouth to chew. They were crunchy and actually didn’t taste too bad.

The chewing sound was very clear in the quiet room.

Bai Xue turned his head towards the sound and saw the ugly monster holding a fruit in one hand and leaves in the other. He was taken aback and soon turned angry.

Chen You was also startled, Prince Bai Xue, I am eating my own share. I’m not eating alone. J62Ld1

He speedily chewed up the leaves, swallowed them down, and pointed towards the youth’s left side, meaning, Your share is all there, I saved it for you.

However, Bai Xue’s face still had an unsightly expression, without the slightest hint of relaxing. “Who said you could eat?”

That tone, that posture, was as if Chen You had committed a sin.

Chen You’s dark face held a question mark. kw DcV

Bai Xue’s voice was as cold as ice and frost, with the attitude of someone sitting high above the masses, “I haven’t eaten yet, what are you eating?”

Chen You rolled his eyes, This person is sick in the head.

Bai Xue quickly ran out of patience, “I am talking to you. Are you dumb?”

Chen You swept the past behind him and his mind turned as he thought about how to respond. Forget it, there’s no need to make trouble, that takes too much effort. He licked his cracked lips, “Young master, I’m really hungry.” s1EeOi

Bai Xue didn’t care about the ugly monster and didn’t even know that someone had already starved to death. Even if he knew, he still wouldn’t have paid any attention.

Hearing the person acknowledge their mistakes, he lightly said, “Don’t do it again.”

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Chen You saw the prince’s attitude and wasn’t surprised that the original body had starved to death.

“Young master, are you still going to eat?” fFAX73

It was reasonable to think that since it was touched by him, Bai Xue would not eat since it was dirtied.

Sure enough, he heard Bai Xue say, “Not eating.”

Chen You immediately turned happy. If you’re not going to eat, then drop it. Now that Lao Zi has changed, don’t expect to be offered food anymore.

Looking at the ugly monster devouring his food like a wild animal, Bai Xue coldly sneered, “At dawn, it will be our turn.” b7PSmi

He looked piteously at the ugly monster, “Good luck. You might be taken away by a family to be their working animal, you should ask for more blessings for yourself.”

Chen You’s face suddenly changed. He called for the system before finally dislodging the fruit that had gotten stuck in his throat.

This person is really annoying.

Chen You stopped eating. He found a place to sit, far away from Bai Xue, and asked the system in his mind, “We came to an agreement, weren’t you going to give me a skill that no one else has?” bHx8ug

System, “You will know soon.”

“I truly am a mystery.” Chen You grumbled, “I’m telling you, I don’t need to be surprised, I just want to be happy.”

The system didn’t feel like responding.

Chen You remembered something he had almost forgotten. He immediately grabbed his pants. QDwPyz

Bai Xue, sitting opposite him, just happened to see this. He was disgusted and frowned. He couldn’t stand the ugly monster’s vulgar behavior, so he quickly turned away.

Bear with it, everything will be fine after tonight.

After tomorrow, he was going to leave this filthy, putrid place.

He was the most beautiful in his entire clan and was very confident in himself. A noble would definitely take a fancy to him, perhaps even the legendary major general. vUHXE

Bai Xue was immersed in his own fantasy.

On the other side, Chen You was only excited for a second before he was struck by a bolt from the blue. What are these two things? This won’t do, I’m going blind.

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He growled in a trembling voice, “What the fuck, I only need one. What did you give me two for?”

System, “Others can only spray one water column, you can spray two.” Sf24Lr

Chen You, “They’re hanging so nicely, ah.”

System, “The opportunity is rare, we must cherish it.”

Chen You quivered with anger, “Beat it!”

He took a deep breath, exhaled, breathed again, exhaled, then shook his hands and put his trousers back on. He shrank into a corner and felt that he was basically useless. NF vGr

Damn it.

Chen You almost laughed out loud, I have two Ding Dings, ai.

However, the two Ding Dings are fucking useless. When a pendant is too heavy, what can you do? Just cut it.


Luoshenhua: I am a first-time translator so please let me know if there’s anything I need to improve on! I picked this up since the previous translator dropped it and I honestly can’t get enough of Chen You’s back and forth with 444 lol, they crack me up. Also, if you don’t know what ‘pendants’ are referring to by now, then I sincerely apologize to the pure soul that has stumbled upon this novel.  huewRn

Translator's Note

The original text uses a phrase that basically says, “Genuine goods at a fair price.”

Translator's Note

Ah Chou is 阿丑, and 丑 literally means ugly.

Translator's Note

Bai Xue is 白雪 which directly translates to ‘white snow’ and can also be interpreted as Snow White.

Translator's Note

This form of addressing oneself basically means “This old man.”

Translator's Note

Ding is pinyin for the Chinese word used here and it’s basically referring to his dick. I’ve seen it translated as Tintin before, but I decided to leave it as Ding. Let me know if you prefer something else though.

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38 comments

  1. OH MY GODDDDDDD AHAHHHHHHHH I JUST FINISHED QTIAD BUT THEN THE TRANSLATOR HAD PROBLEMS SO THEY DROPPED THE NOVEL AND THEY NORMALLY UPDATE SAT. AND SUNDAY AND NOW I LOOKED AND IT’S BEING UPDATED AGAIN u are a godsend thank you very much!!!!

  2. So I decided to comment about thanking you first before I actually read the chapter and now I am giggling but also kind of not. Since I know this novel will turn pretty dark soon the ending last arc killed me huhuhu. But omg whats with him having two dingdings hahahaha. Thank you once more for translating!

  3. For someone who doesn’t know: pendants are Chen You’s favorite thing in the world! 🤣

    Thanks for picking this novel up!

  4. THANK YOU SO SO SOSOSOOSOSSO MUCH FOR PICKING THIS UP I LEGIT ALMOST CRIED WHEN THE PREV TL SAID THEY WERE DROPPING, BUT THIS IS JUST SUCH A PLEASANT SURPRISE

    Thank you so much for making the decision and having the will to take it up Luo 😭😭😭💕

    AND THIS CHAPTER CHEN YOUUUUU NOOOO i cant wait to see what happens next LMAO

  5. Thank youuu soooo much for picking this up, you are an angel.

  6. Ahahhahahahahah two pendants X-D I’m surprised he wasn’t abandoned at birth…

    Thanks for picking this up!

  7. God is fair. When you lack something, actually you’re abundant in something else. As we can see in chen you here 😂

  8. Thank you for picking this up! The Kofi link is broken, but this one will buy you a dribk when it decides to work ♡

  9. OMG thank you for your hard work! I like this novel so much and was tottally devasted that translation was dropped.

    The third arc seeme pretty interesting to me, cuz I can’t even imagine how things will be solved: I mean, he’s really ugly going by the description of his looks.

    Thank you dear translator-dono

  10. I’m confu-SED SHUT THE FRONT DOOR WHY DOES HE HAVE 2 DINGDINGS DOESNT MAKE SENSE. SYSTEM WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  11. System have mercy😅 I also didn’t know whether to laugh or cry with the overwhelming number of birds.

  12. OMG !!! Thank you so much for picking this Novel !! Am.. .I just have a question, how many chapters in this arc? I usually like to binge read so pls reply !!!

  13. I might have binged through the last translator’s work last night, just in time to start to catch up here 😅. This is definitely an awesome first project to start with IMO, you get to soak up the corruption in the genre nice and fast 😌😌. Thanks for picking this up (/^▽^)/

  14. Thank you for picking this novel up!!

    Umm, can i re-translate your translation into my language, indonesian?

    Of course if you give me the permission, I’ll put you on credit ^_^

  15. Thanks for the chapter 😊😍 I read this for shits and giggles to be honest but I find the MC to be very callous. It was mentioned that he is apathetic by nature and also doesn’t want to develop feelings for anyone in these worlds and that’s a very real coping mechanism. It’s just the way he deals with things makes me feel like he doesn’t grow at all. Like, he’s passed 2 worlds right? Why does he still behave like a hormonal teenager??

  16. do you know how much i love you translator san i love you i love you 😍

  17. Lighting up a candle for the pure sould that translator-sama has corrupted with this novel 🙏🙏🙏

    Thanks for picking this up! I also find the internal dialogues funny.. 😂

  18. The more the merrier 😉

    Lol could Chen you possibly be a dragon or snake demon? They’re known to have two dicks

  19. I laughed so hard out loud when he got his wish at the start. Though this qt needs an angst warning, the arc ends are too bitter for my poor weak heart. I love our boys. I hope we get happy ending all round

  20. Thank you so much!!

    Your translation are so good! I had no idea it was your first time!

    I’m afraid I’m a pure soul who doesn’t know what pendant is lol

  21. The last arc i was sad bcoz of He Siyang but now im laughing about the damn Ding Dings 🤣🤣🤣

    Im gradually falling in love with this novel because of Chen You, this funny hilarious shou! tysm for continuing translating this novel translator-sama!!! 🌸❤💓💕

  22. Wait so this arc he has two d*cks? And two balls I assumed as the claimed pendants??? Why I don’t understand whats wrong and why he want to cut it off ( 0 – 0)?????

  23. If this novel doesn’t make me laugh, it makes me confused 😂 So Chen Yu has the ugliest face and the only one with two birds, where else can you find in the world like him? Really unique ah. The question is, if he’s still a bottom in this world, then what a waste of resources 🤣