Please Stop Pretending To Be a Cute Newcomer!Ch60 - Clearance

【 Ahhhhhhhhhhh 】

【 Help ahhhhh, where is my pacemaker, where is the healing nurse, I need artificial respiration! 】

【 Mom wuwu I found the real thing 】 0DmhdJ

【 Come on, sisters, tell me I’m not mistaken! Beauty’s mouth really touched God 7’s ear! It’s not a imitation, it’s a real encounter! 】

【 I want to say that, with God 7’s control over his body, would he make such a low-level mistake of accidentally bumping into someone else? Don’t even ask, it must have been on purpose! 】

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

【 I wanted to say that before, when Beauty flirted with God 7, he basically ignored him. Now I feel that he has escalated. I really want to know what God 7 experienced in the illusion _(:3∠)_ 】

【 Something must have happened. My first guess is that God 7 found out that he was interested in Beauty, so he changed his strategy and took the initiative to attack. All in all, my cp is real! 】 QgT58Z

【 I think everyone has reached the consensus that “this pair is true”? 】

【 Hahaha, I don’t know what God 7 is thinking, but honestly I think Beauty is just used to talking nonsense and flirting indiscriminately [wry smile]. He’s your gege but he’s also setting off fireworks for you, you think about it, what straight man could stand that? 】

【 Sister upstairs, I want to refute you: Beauty is full of flirtatious words, but they have only been said to God 7, right? He has only called God 7 gege, only praised God 7 as handsome and powerful, only likes to act with God 7, and doesn’t want to be separated for a minute… No way, the more I talk, the more I think they should get married right now! 】

【 Alas, Beauty can still talk nonsense now, but in the future he can only cry out on the bed [lighting a cigarette] 】

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【 ! Sisters, I can do it, I’ll go and bring the Civil Affairs Bureau here! 】

The hazy light passed through the open slits in the curtains and lightly dappled the side of his face. Shen Qingcheng couldn’t see Lu Qi’s expression; he only knew that the person looking at him felt particularly oppressive.

His heart beat faster than usual. Shen Qingcheng attributed this to being frightened by the accident just now.

Plus he had been scared to begin with! 9Pf4hA

He looked back and said, “You moved first, and it was your ear that touched my mouth!” Then he waved his hand generously, “It’s just an accident, it’s not a big deal.”

Seeing that the man didn’t speak, he asked tentatively, “Let’s continue talking about setting off fireworks?”

Lu Qi: “…I didn’t say anything.”

Who let his eyes look so scary! WJtTro

Shen Qingcheng didn’t realize that he was relieved. He started to tell Lu Qi his plan: he wanted to set up a formation to burn all the “people” underneath.

Shen Qingcheng, who was carrying hundreds of talisman papers and a huge sum of money, felt rich!

Shen Qingcheng: “The paper used to draw the talismans and the talisman water are temporary, rough versions. I haven’t fought with them before, so I don’t know if they can be burned to death, but it should be okay to create chaos and buy time for us to enter the bell tower. It’s just a bit of a hassle to set up the formation.”

Lu Qi asked, “How?” ZxwO s

Shen Qingcheng: “Talismans should probably be stuck on the towers around the clock tower in 8 directions, to form bagua, then ignited from the eye of the formation.”

Lu Qi: “Where is the formation eye?”

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Shen Qingcheng hesitated for a moment, “The bell tower.”

It was not difficult to enter the bell tower, but the hard part was how to get out after disturbing them. Setting fire to the talisman circle was undoubtedly a good way to create chaos. tzr4TA

It took them more than two hours to stick up all the talismans.

After the eight buildings were plastered and the formation was formed, Lu Qi was keenly aware that the surrounding aura had changed.

It was like something in the air that had been sleeping for a long time was suddenly awakened.

We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.

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They smiled silently, and raised their feet and hands. The “people” in white mourning clothes rushed towards the intruding uninvited guests like ants.

The dense da-da-da sound broke the silence, mixed with the strange mournful music resounding through the dead space. nuT6GQ

White-clad “people” poured in from all directions. Lu Qi’s eyes remained calm, and he climbed up the wall of the bell tower.

He stood on a high ledge and lit the last talisman paper.

At the moment when the talisman paper was ignited, eight golden lights shot into the sky from eight directions around the clock tower. In the darkness, there seemed to be an invisible pen writing on the golden glows.

Heng, pie, shu, naGoVbaj

The eight golden rays finally traced out eight similar but completely different talisman patterns.

The complete array of light soared, illuminating the sky, and igniting the “crowd” of white ghosts in the array.

The street suddenly turned into a sea of ​​fire, and the smiling expressions became more and more exaggerated and distorted. They silently wailed, wishing to drag the person that had caused all this to hell!

The orange-red fire burned away most of the coldness in the man’s expression. Across the sea of ​​flames, Lu Qi looked calmly at the people in the small building. qAyIKs

By the window, Shen Qingcheng looked at the scene in front of him and chuckled, “It’s so beautiful.”

【 ! ! ! ! ! 】

Chrysanthemum Garden.

【 Shocked my whole family! 】

【 I thought I was a fan of Beauty’s face and CP, but I didn’t expect to be a fan of Beauty’s skills! 】 o lLmS

【 Shen Meiren’s profession is awesome, and the formation is so brilliant! 】

【 Fuck, fuck, Beauty is so handsome, what should I do if I don’t want to give Beauty to God 7 】

【 Beautiful? What is beautiful? Is the sea of ​​​​fire more beautiful or am I, God 7, more beautiful? 】

Fengshan South Station. e2IGav

Lan Xiu’er at the station gate was pacing back and forth with her child in her arms, “Why aren’t they here yet? It’s been almost four hours.”

Thinking of the fire that had lit up half of the sky earlier, she became more and more worried. Had something really happened?

“Ahem, they’re here.” Liu Shi’an, who was leaning against the doorpost, stood up straight.

“Half burned to death, better than I thought,” Shen Qingcheng sat on the back seat of the bicycle, hugging the other man’s waist, “Do the fireworks look good?” jWg0S9

“We’re here.” The bicycle stopped at the entrance of the station. When the person behind him got off, Lu Qi parked the bike and replied, “It looked good.”

Shen Qingcheng was a little surprised that the other party would answer him, then he smiled and said, “I’ll set them off for you again sometime.”

Lan Xiu’er: “Shen Meiren, Lu Qi!”

The two sides met at the station. Shen Qingcheng looked at the three people’s state, “The train attendant didn’t come out to fight the autumn breeze, right?” x9PcpX

“We’ve been staying together, so it didn’t have a chance, and it doesn’t seem to be able to create an illusion outside of the station,” Lin Wen said. Otherwise, they wouldn’t be so calm after staying there for so long. “How are you guys, we saw there was a fire in the town?”

Shen Qingcheng: “Oh, we were setting off fireworks.”

The three others: …

There were several suitcases on the ground, filled with food and clothes prepared by Lin Wen and the others, considering that they might have to stay on the train for a few more days. xU4f1L

Liu Shi’an asked: “But we have to go in before we can take the train. What should we do if we encounter an illusion after going in?” Try to sober up? But who can guarantee that this time they could do it again?

Shen Qingcheng: “Where’re the talismans I gave you? You can carry one each.”

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Lan Xiu’er hurriedly took out the talismans and distributed one to each person. At that time, Shen Meiren had given her four, and Doudou also needed one.

After doing this, she asked, “Do you and Lu Qi have any?” 3T1HZm

Shen Qingcheng: “It’s okay, Lu Qi and I don’t need it.”

Lan Xiu’er thought of the way Shen Meiren had taught them to identify whether he and Lu Qi were disguised by ghosts or not; anyway, the two would not be separated, so she couldn’t help but remain silent.

The group of six people dragged their luggage into the station, which was still the same as when they had left. On the way to the control room, the train attendants came out twice to make trouble and were driven away by Lu Qi.

They successfully opened the door of the main control room. yUAKlJ

While Lu Qi was operating the instruments, Lan Xiu’er inquired, “Did you really find the key in the belltower?”

Shen Qingcheng: “En, Lu Qi said it was hidden in the exhibition room above the bell tower.” What he didn’t say was that the townspeople had put the mayor in a coffin and kept it in the bell tower, and the key had been in the mayor’s hand.

The various buttons on the instrument were colorful. Lu Qi calmly operated it, first stopping the train, then setting the itinerary to “restart after 10 minutes”.

10 minutes was plenty of time for them to board the train. nv9r7S

When they came to the platform again, the air wall that had divided the platform into two was gone, and the train was stopped quietly on the track, vermilion patent leather mottled with blood.

The doors of the ninth carriage opened, waiting for passengers to get on.

Lan Xiu’er and the others couldn’t help but hesitate: the scene in front of them was too similar to the original one, wasn’t this just another illusion?

“It’s so dirty.” Shen Qingcheng said with disgust, looking at the bloodstains on the car. He was pulled into the car by Lu Qi. MlQ5sY

The other three were stunned, and got into the car as well.

Everyone in the carriage was very familiar with it. There were 60 seats, and they randomly chose a few positions to sit down.

This time there was no train attendant with a weird smile on its face.

Wuwu~ TpEoef

After ten minutes passed, the train started moving forward.

Shen Qingcheng frowned and looked out the window, worrying about his butt in the future.

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Lan Xiu’er exclaimed from the front, “There is someone on the platform!”

All the dead players were staring blankly on the platform. mVKZ1v

Lu Qi: “What are you thinking about?”

Shen Qingcheng: “I want to know the truth about the death of the mayor.”

He couldn’t help sharing his thoughts with Lu Qi, “That note, the one with the words ‘dispute’ that peeled off from the scarecrow’s face, reminds me of something that happened in the illusory world.”

“There was a shortage of food in the later periods. A woman named He Mei went to snatch another girl’s luggage. Lin Wen came out to dissuade her, but was scratched by He Mei. There were no rules that night, and He Mei died the next day.” REczV3

He described things objectively, without adding any subjective opinions.

Lu Qi: “Tell me what happened in those seven days.”

Was it necessary to explain so many days? Shen Qingcheng felt strange, but he still focused on talking about things, especially Bodybuilder-xiansheng‘s beating and their dispute with Jin Da.

Lu Qi pondered for a moment, “You can look at things the other way around.” nJ3Gp5

Shen Qingcheng was puzzled, “How?”

Lu Qi: “The essence of voting was to make players suspicious of each other, but the train attendants exposed two information points during the voting process: they do not allow lying and slander.”

“Ordinary disputes are no problem. In disputes that hurt unrelated people, the side that hurts them will die. Plus lying and slander, there are three points in total. This is the death mechanism in the illusion.”

“The actual death mechanism is the player’s subjective impression of arriving at the terminal and getting out of the car, but the apparent death mechanism is actually a clue, perhaps related to the death of the mayor.” iQZrNO

Shen Qingcheng pondered, “I always thought the death of the mayor was strange; unless he ran to the track and stood on the track on the day the traffic opened, his death would be too weird. So was it because there was a dispute at that time, and as the mayor he went to try to dissuade it, only to be pushed out and hit by a moving train?”

In that case, it just happened to match the death of the players, as they were all killed by a train colliding with them.

The mayor himself died of accidental injuries while trying to break up a fight, but it was announced to the public that it was a train wreck. wasn’t anyone fighting for the truth?

No, some people fought for it, but other people lied and concealed the truth, slandering the mayor’s death as accidental. En1ipW

The conversation between them had attracted the attention of the other three players. Liu Shi’an said: “I also experienced a similar thing. Two people had a dispute and pushed the person who intervened out, injuring his waist. One of them died the next day. None of us could figure out why at the time.”

Lu Qi could analyze so much just by hearing the clues, and his terrifying reasoning ability amazed him.

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Shen Qingcheng asked, “So in the end, was the mayor really accidentally killed because he was breaking up a fight?”

Lu Qi paused, “No, I was making it up at first.” jW8bAC

There were too few interactions he knew about before, and he couldn’t actually analyze that much, so most of what he said was made up. However, Liu Shi’an’s case was a verification.

The three people: …

Shen Qingcheng was also stunned, “You made it up for me?”

Lu Qi didn’t speak. He immediately clapped like a little seal, “Wow, it’s so well written, I think this is the most reasonable ending!” aq8fH7

Seven hours later, the blood-stained train arrived at the last stations, Tushan. Several people got off the train one after another, and the terminal prompt sounded immediately.

They were through.

Out of 19 players, 6 survived. Vf9i h

Lu Qi glanced at his customs clearance reward.

【 Survival Point Reward: 90 】

【 Additional Drop: Living Coupon x1 】

His pupils contracted. F750Ht

Translator's Note

Early update to make up for being late the past two updates (and also because I accidentally scheduled it wrong). Enjoy!

Translator's Note

Lit. “milk mother who adds blood” (加血的奶妈). In games, healing is often referred to as “adding blood”, and healers as nannies/wet nurses (another way to ask for healing is to ask for “milk”.

Translator's Note

Lit. “borrowing” (借位), it refers to manipulation of angles in order to create the impression of an event. For example, the way stage actors simulate kisses, or the way tourists take pictures of the Leaning Tower of Pisa to make it look like they’re holding it up/leaning on/interacting with it would be classified under this umbrella.

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Raws say “meow” (喵喵叫).

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Gonna be honest, not sure what this (姐妹磕点清奇) means.

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Handles marriage registry, among other things.

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Each of these is a type of stroke (横,撇,竖,捺). In order, these are: horizontal line, vertical curve, vertical line, slash.Chart of different strokes Source

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Take advantage of the situation/use sneaky methods to steal the fruits of victory (打秋风)

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Remember, he doesn’t like the train seats.

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May or may not be the coupon that Chen Ge mentioned way back when; name is therefore subject to change

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14 comments

  1. uhhhhh reflection-sama I think you put the chapter in the wrong place….

    xD the people’s reaction at the start was definitely mine…

    btw did you have to put the translator note in there to make sure people don’t misunderstand? 😂 “worrying about his butt in the future” you know that I know what you know you thought about 😏

  2. Thank you for your translation 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

    This was action chapter, but I wish it will be more activity done by Beauty in the future!

  3. Thank you a lot for the chapter! ❤️

    I’m a little late, I really need to pay more attention to the schedule >_< !!