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Today I played games with my classmates. They declared I was awful at it and wouldn’t let me play. I bought new skins for all of them and informed my fathers when I got home. Dad Xiao Cha said money can’t buy friendship. Daddy Zhong Chai said that’s because it wasn’t enough.
Teacher’s remarks: Friendship is priceless unless you add money.
Parents’ comment: Sorry, teacher, we were joking. He’s now been educated!
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Today, I went to the amusement park with my dads. While we were playing in the whitewater rapids, Daddy Zhong Chai said we should face challenges head-on and confront difficulties. I listened to his advice and took off the hat of my raincoat. As a result, when the waves splashed over, Dad Xiao Cha shielded Daddy Zhong Chai from all the water, and I was sitting behind them, getting completely soaked!!
Teacher’s remarks: Next time, remember to wear your hat with dog food.
Parents’ comment: Baby Cha, can’t you handle a little fun?
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Today was the choir competition. During rehearsals, the teacher praised my singing a lot. When I got on stage, I sang loudly. But then they said I went off-key during a part and even led the whole class off-key.
Teacher’s remarks: You sang well, but maybe skip singing next time.
Parents’ comment: Thank you, I’m already in the hospital for the painfully bad listening experience from the audience seats.
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I have a little sister now. My little sister is really cute. My best friend only has a younger brother, without an adorable little sister to call him “gege.” So pitiful. After I told him, he beat me up. Teacher, I hope you help me get justice for this.
Teacher’s remarks: Don’t provoke your best friend again. Even the teacher won’t be able to stop him.
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Parents’ comment: Indeed, little sisters are truly adorable.
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I hate drinking milk, but Dad says that drinking milk makes you grow taller. I don't believe it. Milk should be for cows! Only when cows drink it can they grow taller.
Teacher’s remarks: Listen to your dad; he's right.
Parents’ comment: Baby Cha!!!
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Teacher’s remarks: My child, you reach the diamond level and you will know what stir-fried bamboo shoots with pork is!
Parents’ comment: Thank you; he has already tasted it.
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Today, my little sister took my toy, but she’s so cute that I can’t bear to scold her.
Teacher’s remarks: You’re a good older brother. Your sister will really appreciate you in the future.
Parents’ comment: Having a little sister makes you more understanding.
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Today, we took my little sister to have her one-month photos taken. There was a little brat who said my sister is cute and that he also wants a cute sister like her. I told him he’s dreaming! The most adorable little baby in the whole world is only this one!
Teacher’s remarks: You’re also cute, remember to correct your homework!
Parents’ comment: Noted, supervision ensured.
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Today, my little sister started calling “dad.” When will she learn to call me “gege”?
Teacher’s remarks: Kids learn to talk quickly, jiayou!
Parents’ comment: A watched kettle never boils.
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I call out “gege” to my little sister every day, hoping she’ll learn, but she still doesn’t know how to say it. She just looks back at me whenever I say “gege.”
Teacher’s remarks: Maybe she thinks “gege” is her own name.
Parents’ comment: Educated!
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Today, Dad Xiao Cha and I cooked a delicious chicken soup for Daddy Zhong Chai. But it seems I mistook sugar for salt and added it. Daddy Zhong Chai gave me the whole pot of chicken soup to drink. My daddy really loves me.
Teacher’s remarks: Is sweet chicken soup tasty?!
Parents’ comment: It’s not.
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Today is my birthday. Grandma gave me an Ultraman! I really like it.
Teacher’s remarks: Happy birthday, but you should use the classifier “gè“.
Parents’ comment: Thank you.
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Teacher, I didn’t use the wrong classifier yesterday. It’s an Ultraman statue.
(Attached picture of Ultraman statue)
Teacher’s remarks: It’s this old slave’s fault!
Parents’ comment: Teacher, please don’t be like this.
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I have a dog. Its name is Xiao Hei. It’s a puppy I adopted from the animal shelter. It’s fully black, so it is called Xiao Hei. I like Xiao Hei very much, and Xiao Hei also likes me very much.
Teacher’s remarks: I know Xiao Hei is cute! Don't write a running account next time!!
Parents’ comment: Educated!
Awww Baby Cha is a Gege now… How cute… I absolutely adore the teacher’s responses lol
So cuuuute! ♡(> ਊ <)♡
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