President, finish this cup of green teaCh26 - Baby Cha’s Growth Diary

April 11, 2020: Sunny

Chai: The newborn baby is so ugly. He has not inherited his fathers’ outstanding genes in the least. QfOW1C

Cha: Today is the first day of darling Baby Cha’s life. Daddy Zhong Chai has had a difficult time during this period. I hope you can be more sensible and refrain from making him work so hard. —Love, your dad.

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April 15, 2020: Overcast

Chai: Why does this child keep crying all the time? He wouldn’t be the reincarnation of an enemy here to exact revenge on me, would he? 4GFoDU

Cha: Taking care of Baby Cha is a demanding task. Fortunately, the confinement center has professionals who can put him to sleep; otherwise, we might not be able to sleep all night.

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May 18, 2020: Sunny

Chai: Finally, I can return to work! I’m about to puke after drinking all of that fish and chicken soup.

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Cha: Today I brought ChaiChai and the baby home. Mother-in-law brought a bunch of supplements and told the nanny to use them to make soups. When your father saw it, he turned green and remarked that Mother-in-law made more traditional Chinese medicine than chicken, which sparked a feud between them. It was Baby Cha’s cries that prevented a world war. Thank you so much, baby.

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Cha: Today, ChaiChai bought a tiny yellow duck lifebuoy to see Baby Cha swim. It turns out ChaiChai can’t swim, so I’ll teach him another time.

Chai added: Thank you. I didn’t learn to swim, but I can hold my breath and kiss in water (blotted out).

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August 9, 2020: Sunny t VgSm

Chai: When I went on a walk with Baby Cha in my arms, everyone thought he was my younger brother. As expected of me.

Cha: ChaiChai looks young in sportswear, like a high school student. Passers-by won’t mistake me for a pervert, right?

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Chai added: Passers-by know you are a big star!

Cha: 🙂 t3dlLA

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September 11, 2020: Sunny

Chai: I took Baby Cha to a baby behavior test today. When he looked into the small mirror given by the nurse, he smiled. Can newborns be narcissistic as well?

Cha: The baby has little dimples and a smile like ChaiChai when he was a child. So cute. zGNpZg

(See attached photo)

Chai added: The student surpasses the master.

Cha added: No, ChaiChai is always the cutest.

(Seven-year-old Baby Cha’s handwriting: Is this really my growth diary and not your PDA diary?!) OF6KSC

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November 20, 2020: Overcast

Chai: My son looks adorable in his winter wear, like a little bear.

Cha: We went for a photo shoot with Baby Cha. Other kids looked to the photographer to make them laugh. Baby Cha eagerly crawled to catch the photographer’s pant leg, but he lost his grip and accidentally rolled over, making the photographer laugh. 0zZvNp

Chai: My son won’t be a comedian, will he?

Cha: At least he’ll be a good-looking comedian.

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January 1, 2021: Sunny MFa8 d

Chai: New year, new atmosphere. I’m hoping that Baby Cha will be able to share his boundless energy with me in the coming year.

Cha: I wish ChaiChai and Baby Cha happiness every day in the new year.

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Chai: I love you, husband.

Cha: Me too. D9qIL5

(Baby Cha notes: See no evil!!)

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Translator's Note

搞笑 男(funny guy) is a man who has a sense of humor or is known for being funny, so it’s a loose translation

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  1. Soo cuuute… I like how their contrasting character showed in their writing… And Baby Cha’s additional writing make it more hilarious hahah