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Today, the sun was shining brightly. My dads and I went to the farm. There are many animals on the farm, like Dad Xiao Cha, Daddy Zhong Chai, and Uncle Mi Shu… The farm is really fun!
Teacher’s remarks: Please have your parents sign this diary.
Parents’ comment: Noted, already mixed doubles.
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The teacher assigned us work today. After returning home, I swept the floor for Daddy Zhong Chai, swept the floor for Dad Xiao Cha, swept the floor for Grandma, and swept the floor for Grandpa.
Sweeping the floor is so much fun!
Teacher’s remarks: Come to my place tomorrow to sweep the floor.
Parents’ comment: Teacher, what’s your address?
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We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
Today, the teacher asked us to create a metaphor to praise the teacher. I said, “You’re like a durian, teacher. It smells bad but tastes great.” The teacher gave me zero points; why?
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Today, I was at home blowing the “with it, there’s no you” balloon, and I was found out by my fathers again. Daddy Zhong Chai has told me that the next time I enter the master bedroom, I’ll have to blow up 100 balloons as punishment.
Kfjmtfg: …Tbeg ojatfg lr gluta, vbc’a yibk la jujlc.
Parents’ comment: Thank you.
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I’m not going to do my homework today. I told my father, and he agreed with me. My father told me that I didn’t have to do my homework tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, or ever. He also said that I don’t have to go to school anymore! So, teacher, I want to ask for a leave of absence tomorrow. Vacation is forever!
Teacher’s remarks: You realize your father was being ironic now, right!?
Parents’ comment: Thank you, teacher; he has understood.
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Today, I learned a cheesy pick-up line at school. When I got home, I pointed to the back of my hand and asked Daddy Zhong Chai, “What’s this?” He said, “Hand,” and I said, “Wrong, this is the back of my hand.” I pointed to my foot and asked him what it was. “Instep,” he said. Finally, I pointed at him and asked “What’s this?”
Daddy Zhong Chai said, “Your dad.”
Joke lost in translation, so I’m going to rewrite this part as a scene for understanding (many thanks to jellypeaches and grimforestt for their help.)
At school, Baby Cha learns a cheesy pick-up line. He returns home and uses it on his father (which is funny af).
Baby Cha, pointing to the back of his hand: What’s this?
Daddy Zhong Chai: Hand (shǒu)
Baby Cha: No, the back of my hand (shǒu bèi)
Baby Cha, pointing to his foot (jiǎo): What’s this?
Daddy Zhong Chai: back of the foot (jiǎo bèi)
Baby Cha, pointing to Zhong Chai: What’s this?
Daddy Zhong Chai: Your dad (nǐ diē)
Baby Cha tried to fool Zhong Chai into calling him “(爸爸) daddy,” but Zhong Chai turned the trick on him humorously indicating that no matter what I’m your dad.
Teacher’s remarks: Hahaha
Parents’ comment: Hello teacher, I am Xiao Cha. Sorry for making you see a joke.
Lol. The baby is cute and all but I’m curious about ChaCha and ChaiChai’s fate!!!
What happened with the game?! Feels likea missing chapter…
Yeah I was wondering about that too….. how did the game end after all?
Baby Cha is too adorable XD
Rip game plot!!!
Oh my 🤣🤣🤣
Thank You for the chapter ♡(ӦｖӦ｡)