President, finish this cup of green teaCh28 - Secretary Code

Mi Shu was a professional secretary. That’s right, he was the poor devil who everyone often laughs at.

The secretary was born into a secretarial clan. From his great-great-grandfather, his family had served various presidents. Some of these presidents ended up in prison, while others married into their spouses’ families to enjoy a life of retirement, and yet others retired to the mountains because they were bored of tian liang wang po… X67Sj0

In a nutshell, ever-changing presidents and steadfast secretaries.

Behind every crazy president there stands an almighty unlucky secretary!

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Mi Shu was no exception.

The secretary’s family had three mysterious rules. IGANJa

First, finish all of the president’s assignments;

Second, finish all of the president’s assignments unconditionally;

Third, even if it is unreasonable and inexplicable, leave it alone!!! Just finish the president’s task!!

Because there were tens of thousands of presidents all across the world, the secretary family was a large clan.

As a result, all of the secretary family’s children would attend the Secretary Academy for further education.

Mi Shu witnessed the illustrious careers of several secretaries here.

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Among them, there were those who helped the president scam the 'Queen' in online romance and ended up in prison alongside the president; there were those who assisted the president in handling business arbitration cases during the “tian liang wang po”; there were also those who fell in love with the president; and there were even those who managed to overthrow the president themselves and take their place…

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As a result, practically all secretaries agreed that the boss they wanted to work for in the future was a love brain with an extremely low EQ and IQ who couldn’t take care of himself.

Because of this, the Secretary Academy implemented an all-encompassing teaching policy that left no stone unturned. There was nothing they couldn’t handle, from frying eggs to flying fighter jets; only presidents whose imagination fell short! 5mh6F4

There was a saying in the Secretary Academy that had been passed down for years: a secretary who was not proficient in Java, multivariate statistical analysis, and criminal law was not a competent secretary!

Mi Shu was really terrible in the sciences and had failed several courses, but his literary appreciation and performing arts were always among the best, which made him increasingly attracted by the art world, and he didn’t want to be an omnipotent secretary at all.

In order to achieve his own goals, Mi Shu even established the 'Anti-Overcompetition Society' during his time at school, urging everyone to nurture the presidents into regular people. If unable to outdo other secretaries, then make the presidents embrace over-competition instead!

Mi Shu frequently demonstrated and publicized on campus, and gave posters to everyone he met in support of his goal to transform presidents into normal people. eoVl2r

However, the trainee secretaries who were already used to being exploited all scoffed at Mi Shu’s behavior.

Mi Shu’s efforts drew the attention of school officials, and the principal sought him for a private talk.

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

Principal: “Mi Shu, do you know why your father gave you this name?”

Mi Shu was so bored of this question that he wanted to roll his eyes. He disspiritedly answered the question that he had explained for more than ten years: “Because——he wanted me to be the most successful secretary.” mhZOKv

There was not only Mi Shu in college, but also Mishu, Mishu, Mishu.

They were all carrying their families’ aspirations on their shoulders!

The principal smiled as he listened to Mi Shu’s explanation and remarked, “I used to be exactly like you. Why must I be the president’s secretary? I also feel that our bosses are all idiots.”

Mi Shu, who assumed it, nodded in accord. hKABpa

Principal: “So do you know why the Secretary Academy was established?”

Mi Shu: “In order to create a better environment for secretaries to develop and train the best secretaries…”

Principal: “No, it’s to make money.”

Mi Shu: “…” hWeEPb

Principal: “Every secretary who graduates from the Secretary Academy serves those presidents who are wealthy enough to rival countries, yet whose brains don’t function well. And every employment contract signed by a secretary mandates giving back 5% of their income to their alma mater each year. This is also the reason for our tuition-free education and accommodation costs.”

Mi Shu: “Are our salaries high?”

The principal smiled mysteriously, “Why do you think we should learn multivariate statistical analysis?”

Mi Shu was still perplexed because he had not taken this course at all. idLR2a

The principal whispered in explanation: “After falling in love our bosses tend to make grand gestures and are almost always a failing idiot. Therefore, we must ensure to help manage their incredibly wealthy coffers.”

Mi Shu suddenly saw the light.

Oh my goodness! So Secretary Academy is actually Money Laundering Academy!

The principal: “Go back, don’t dwell on it. Earning money is the top objective, and you will thank me when you become the chief secretary of a dumb but wealthy boss.” Jp0AdU

Exactly, there’s nothing I can’t do once I have money! When the president falls in love, isn’t that like my retirement?

This is truly so exciting!!

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From that day on, Mi Shu completely changed his ways and began to study finance diligently. All for the sake of being able to make more money from his boss in the future.

Translator: R5Tmze

Thanks for reading till the end! There are so many puns in this story; I hope my translation has done justice to it. I’d be delighted if the narrative made you smile. Laters!😘