Author: aji (あじ)
Translator: sleepingjay
Meanwhile, Guy flung off his clothes with a flourish and started dancing while stark-naked.
“Elephant time!”
“……Please stop.”
“Nuh-hooooo.”
Seriously, Guy.
Certainly—certainly, a kid your age wouldn’t think twice about shaking and dancing around while that thing dangled between your legs.
In fact, even the village children once chased me, chanting, “Elephant shake~”.
But seriously, Guy was still the son of a noble, so once he grew up, he would end up burying his face in shame.
“So choose your time and place. Okay?”
“…….I know.”
“Then what was that?”
“It’s Lilius so it’s fine.”
“……”
I was at a loss for words.
I couldn’t disagree, but I couldn’t agree either, so I put Guy down.
He was so sure it was fine in front of me……?
As someone who was brought up strictly as a noble, to put it frankly, it should have been a deplorable sight.
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
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“Cut it out. Cover yourself, idiot.”
“Ouch. …….Lilius, brother hit me.”
“It’s because Guy is bothering Lilius. We just learned this in the etiquette class today, or have you already forgotten?”
Andrea’s words cleared up my confusion.
I see, so the etiquette class was the reason for Cyril’s sudden shyness at taking his clothes off.
What a relief! So it wasn’t a rebellious phase.
Meanwhile, the disagreement between the brothers continued.
“Wrong. Teacher said that’s in front of ‘other people’. I’m sure it’s fine if it’s family.”
“Well, Father is family but you’d still cover up in front of him! Besides, can’t you see you’re being a bother to Lilius?”
“…..Hmph. Brother was being a nuisance to Father not long ago, too.”
At Andrea’s exasperated tone, Guy let out a rare grumble.
I watched them, hiding a chuckle to myself.
“Well, that’s why I’m telling you. I’m now full of regret and deeply reflecting.”
“……The picture book said a man should speak with his naked body.”
“You’re wrong. It’s, ‘A man talks with his back’!”
Guy blinked as his mistake was pointed out.
Then he nodded his head reluctantly, looking like the admission was dragged out against his deepest will.
His big ears were also flattened.
“……Fine. But it’s okay to do it sometimes?”
“…..Only sometimes. Not everyday.”
“So how much is sometimes?”
“Umm. If you do it for a day, then you have to endure for a day.”
“……Fi—ne.”
Why were they talking about this kind of thing with such serious faces?
I couldn’t take it anymore!
My laughter couldn’t be held back any longer and came out bursting. Cyril ran over to me and asked, “Are you okay?” when I suddenly doubled over. He even patted me on the back, but I was breathless and dying from laughter.
Just when I thought this cute conversation between the two brothers was coming to an end, Guy dropped another bombshell.
“…..? I was thinking, why is brother’s thing bigger than mine?”
“Wha— of course it is! I’m your big brother, so obviously I’m bigger!”
“Then, Father’s is even bigger…….?!”
‘Amazing, what a shock!’ — was written all over his face.
Wait, seriously, wait, these kids were actually killing me with laughter. I tried to find a release by hitting the floor, but now it was Andrea’s turn to torment me.
“Isn’t that obvious? Father’s is way, waaay bigger than ours. Listen well—men with big chests naturally also have it big and splendid down there.”
“Oh, I didn’t know that…… I want to be like that too.”
“Yes. I completely get it. Father’s must be amazing and shining.”
“It even beams?!”
“……Beam?”
“A magic ray, like in storybooks.”
“Oh, that thing. Of course it does! After all, it’s Father!”
“Father’s so cool!”
“Of course!”
…….Ah, I’m gonna die. No, I’ve died.
True, your dad indeed had a fine thing down there. Splendid enough to make a person turn pale. It did not, however, beam.
Terribly unfortunate news for the two of you, but generally, flesh and blood creatures would not beam from their genitals.
Maybe it was due to laughing too much, my breathing was frazzled and made funny squeaky noises at each exhalation.
I could only watch their backs as they held hands and talked about the romance of men.
Needless to say, for a while after that day, I couldn’t stop laughing whenever I caught sight of Jill.
Translator:
Update 2/2
Very, very amusing chapter. The boys are hilarious. Just imagining the picture of their father’s beaming thing makes my chicks hurt from smiling/laughing too much. I bet Jill must be very confused every time Lilius starts laughing at his sight.
Thank you for the double update!! ❤❤💖
Such a fun read! Thank you for translating, it take me half of the whole journey to realise that it’s japanese novel! I am such a fool 😀
Pues debo decir que los de los personajes de manwhas si brillan🤣🤣🤣
I’m getting intense flashbacks to the snow country arc in one piece when luffy sees chopper’s analyzing ability the first time and is convinced its gonna shoot a beam, repeating “beemu da yo, zettai ni beemu da yo!” With such glee 🤣
Честное слово, я думала что разрыдаюсь со смеху, пока читала это.