Online Dating Girlfriend Turn Into Brother!Ch67 - Husband-Husband Brand Dog Food, Really Fragrant!

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Touching upon such a private matter, Lin Dongyang pondered for a moment, then lifted up his shirt to reveal his waist and measured its size before saying, “I think I can! I have a good waist.” After saying that, he also deliberately twisted it, showing off how thin and flexible his waist was to the two hundred pound Fatty Han. OA5zwp

Seeing his boastful appearance, Fatty Han grimaced and said, “Yang-zi, I’ve found that you’re getting more and more coquettish nowadays.”

Li Wei laughed, quite agreeing with his statement.

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“Yeah, yeah, I found that too!”

“Every… What are they called? Shou isn’t it? Yes, every shou thinks they can.” wZ83C0

“Go away.” Lin Dongyang pulled down his shirt and wiped the sweat off his forehead, taking the water given by Wang Dan over to a shady place and sitting down on the ground. His three roommates followed suit.

Wang Dan couldn’t understand their words, but seeing that Zhu Wenbo was also leaving, she realised the mineral water in her hand hadn’t yet been given. Feeling anxious, she opened her mouth and said, “You wait…”

Zhu Wenbo turned around. “Are you calling for me?”

Wang Dan hesitantly handed over the mineral water in her hand, and after looking at the other party’s face once, she kept looking down at the ground. The little girl was full of shyness.

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“This is for you.”

Zhu Wenbo was stunned and took it, saying, “Thank you.”

This was one of the only exchanges they had ever had. Wang Dan blushed and ran away, leaving Zhu Wenbo scratching his head in confusion as he walked over to the place where the other three had sat down. He put the mineral water to the side and then didn’t move it again.

Lin Dongyang: “Another family’s little daughter gave it to you, at least take a sip.” Hd2bFy

Zhu Wenbo was also thirsty, but it was the first time he had received water from a female classmate, and he was introverted and thin-skinned, so he was a little surprised and felt embarrassed.

Not caring whether the grass was dirty or not, Lin Dongyang lay directly on his back, crossed his hands behind his head, closed his eyes and said, “If one day you receive an indescribable surprise, it will be because the other party has been carefully preparing for a long time.”

Li Wei followed him in laying down on the grass and tsked, “I’ve almost graduated from college, and I’ve never even received one before.”

Fatty Han: “To live as a bachelor ah! Haven’t you looked at the statistics? The male population is tens of millions more than the female population, maybe you’re one of the unlucky ones hahaha.” lGBJho

Li Wei touched Fatty Han’s big belly and said contently, “It’s okay, you can be my cushion.”

They had messed around for a while, so after his muscles relaxed Lin Dongyang felt a little sleepy, and he said, “I’ll take a nap, call me when school ends.” Then, he closed his eyes and rested.

Two slim figures approached them, they were Liu Yiyi and her roommate, who was also her best friend, He Miao.

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Li Wei laughed and scolded him, “You’re not afraid of driving people away with that sweaty smell of yours.”

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When Lin Dongyang opened his eyes he was met with Liu Yiyi, who said in a very lovably innocent manner, “Did we disturb you, A-Yang?”

Within the class, except for his roommates who called him Yang-zi, only Liu Yiyi called him A-Yang, and no matter what Lin Dongyang said, she wasn’t willing to change this. She wanted to use a special nickname, but it backfired and just made Lin Dongyang more and more annoyed. MaGOvy

Especially after he got into a relationship with Qiao Yichen, his heart belonged to him and he started hating this kind of behavior even more. So, this time Lin Dongyang didn’t pay much attention to it and replied, “It’s alright,” and then relaxed with his eyes closed again, out of sight, out of mind.

He Miao talked too much and had a quick temper. Compared to Liu Yiyi’s hidden green tea flavor, He Miao happened to be the other extreme. She directly said whatever she wanted to say, and didn’t care about her friends’ feelings, so gradually no one was willing to hang out with her. But, unexpectedly, Liu Yiyi kept getting closer and closer to her.

Seeing Lin Dongyang’s indifferent attitude, He Miao poured out what was on her mind, rolling her eyes and saying with no regard to the situation, “Tsk, you really can pretend.”

Fatty Han’s face suddenly froze. Before he had been smiling and offering his hospitality but now he replied bluntly with a dark face, “If my brother didn’t pretend, then how could he not feel wronged for having to put up with someone like you?” uKdVef

These two sentences caused the originally harmonious atmosphere to stiffen. How could He Miao endure this kind of humiliation? So, she showered all kinds of insults. “I didn’t say anything about you. Dead fatty don’t meddle in other people’s business!”

Fatty Han put on a fake smile. “That’s my brother, how is it any of your business?”

Liu Yiyi’s face was ugly, but she still held back her temper and didn’t get angry. She pulled He Miao to stop her from continuing, “Miaomiao, stop talking.”

However, He Miao insisted on discussing the rights and wrongs. When she saw Liu Yiyi trying to stop her, she pointed at Lin Dongyang, who was staying out of it, and said, “Except for his face, he doesn’t deserve you.” M0vmzj

“You should stop before you go too far ah. If you say that my brother is bad again, I will beat you even if you’re a woman!” Fatty Han turned his face sideways. He was mighty and powerful, and he was two and a half times a female classmate alone. When he stared at He Miao fiercely at this time, it was like she was being targeted by a bear.

He Miao was choked by Fatty Han’s bluff. Liu Yiyi saw that she didn’t have the heart to continue to stay here and talk, so she pulled He Miao along and left.

“F*ck! The thing I hate most in the whole class is this dead meddling woman, who has bad breath and talks rubbish! With her constantly sharp and unkind look, what face does she have to say anything about Yang-zi?” Fatty Han spat towards her departing figure and defended Lin Dongyang.

Lin Dongyang, who had been staying out of the matter, said indifferently as if nothing had happened, “Do you see me paying attention to her?” OMPqAo

“I can’t stand that either.” After he finished speaking he was still panting with rage, so he sat to the side, gasping for breath.

After the school bell rang, Qiao Yichen frequently looked out the window. His mind, which had never fluctuated while waiting for the teacher to leave before, had now become a little restless.

For the first time, he looked forward to seeing the person he wanted to see. He had also thought more than once: how nice it would be if they were in the same class.

Once a person becomes dependent on someone, they just want everything to be related to that person. cgLbPm

The female classmate with the high ponytail, who sat in the back row of Qiao Yichen’s class, hadn’t yet been able to get over her shock at noon, and had been mindlessly listening to the class all afternoon, pondering if it was really what she thought it was.

“Impossible…” She rested her head on her hands and muttered in a very small voice. Her voice was so small that the sound of the teacher’s lecture on the podium easily drowned out her voice.

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

Just as the lecturer walked out of the classroom door with the textbook in his hand, the class monitor, who was usually in no hurry to leave, uncharacteristically took the lead in rushing out of the classroom, and even An Qi was stunned for a long time before running to catch up.

By the time the female classmate with the high ponytail, who was immersed in her own thoughts, reacted, Qiao Yichen was no longer in the classroom. OFL8w9

School was already over for the day. The sun was setting in the west and the green lawn and red running track were the perfect place for a leisurely stroll. The students who weren’t in a hurry to eat dinner were strolling idly on the sportsground in pairs. It was much more lively than it had been during class time.

Fatty Han: “Get up.”

No response.

Fatty Han: “Are you asleep ah? Yang-zi, get up.” PtGS3s

Only then did Lin Dongyang reply with his eyes closed, “I’m not asleep, I’ll leave later.”

Fatty Han was about to say something else when Li Wei reached out and hit him, signaling with his eyes to look at the sportsground entrance.

Fatty Han followed his line of sight and, seeing the two people coming towards them, his not-so-bright head suddenly became enlightened.

The three roommates glanced at each other and secretly reached a consensus. They got up quietly and moved their nest in unison, very wisely vacating that space. lXfvw

The two were still some distance away, when An Qi laughed and said, “The relationship between the two of you is known by many people ah. They have taken the initiative to make room for you.”

Unexpectedly, Qiao Yichen actually turned and looked at him silently. An Qi immediately understood the deeper meaning behind that look: it was to drive him away too.

An Qi touched his nose and turned his feet in the direction of Li Wei and the others. He was a man who liked to be sociable and waved his hand at the three of them saying, “Hello seniors, can you spare some space for me?”

The three of them lifted their b*tts and moved out a bit to welcome their new member. LgQk0N

Looking at the resting Lin Dongyang, Qiao Yichen didn’t wake him up, instead he squatted down to chase away the small flying insects that were hovering above his head.

“What time is it?” Lin Dongyang inquired, thinking it had been a while since the bell had rung.

“No rush, I want to stay a little longer.”

Hearing a familiar voice, Lin Dongyang suddenly opened his eyes, and met Qiao Yichen’s gaze. Nvaw85

“When did you get here?” He propped himself up on his elbows and saw his roommates who had run to sit a few meters away, and cursed: these pitting roommates didn’t even tell him.

Since the person he was waiting for had come, Lin Dongyang didn’t intend to continue to lie on the grass, he wanted to get up and leave the sportsground. However, before Lin Dongyang could sit up, Qiao Yichen who was crouching next to him, directly sat on the ground, with no regards to his image, and pressed Lin Dongyang onto his lap, saying, “Lie down for a bit longer.”

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“I want to get up.”

“No.” He held Lin Dongyang’s head down to prevent him from getting up. dE9bzF

Lin Dongyang: “…” He was trying to take Qiao Yichen’s hand away, when he suddenly touched a few rough spots.

“How did your hand get injured?” Lin Dongyang grabbed Qiao Yichen’s right hand and found that the skin on his knuckles had split and scabs were forming, despite having been fine at noon.

Qiao Yichen withdrew his hand and didn’t let him continue to check it, “It’s fine.” He wanted to change the subject. The reason why he had sent Lin Dongyang away earlier was because he didn’t want him to know.

However, Lin Dongyang’s words hit the nail on the head, “You went back to fight again.” YCWwb6

He sounded very certain, because at noon, after he had walked a certain distance away, he turned around and looked at Qiao Yichen again, just in time to see him walk onto the cobblestone path that they had come out from before. In that direction, there were only a few bums who liked to pick fights.

Lin Dongyang didn’t try to stop him, nor did he go over to help, he just smiled lightly with complete trust in him.

When Qiao Yichen heard him say this, he didn’t know how to explain, afraid that he would think too much. However, Lin Dongyang gently touched the somewhat hard and scabbed wound, saying with a broken heart, “How did you still hurt yourself?”

“You don’t blame me?” 27yuLE

“Why should I blame you?”

“I was hiding it from you.” He just didn’t want Lin Dongyang to see his particularly violent side. He always wanted to show his best side to the people he cared about.

“What’s so strange about that? My person has the courage to pick a fight against three people. It’s just a pity that such a good looking hand has a scab and it will take a while to heal,” he lifted Qiao Yichen’s hand up to the sky and admired it. At dusk, the sky was filled with the soft glow of sunset and no longer blinded the eyes. Lin Dongyang also lifted his own hand up to Qiao Yichen’s palm and compared the size.

“We both are good enough ai.” Lin Dongyang said to Qiao Yichen as if he had found something interesting while he rested on Qiao Yichen’s lap. dpJD s

Qiao Yichen looked down at his smiling eyes, and then looked up at the two palms pressed against each other, slowly bending his fingers and intertwining them with the other party’s.

“En, good enough.” It was also especially warm.

The four people who were excluded on the sideline smelled an indiscernible yet strong aroma that directly hit their faces.

Fatty Han, who was as dumb as a wooden chicken, grabbed a blade of grass and bit it, looking over to that side he said, “What brand of dog food is this? It’s really fragrant!” uSPb15

Following his example, Li Wei also pulled a blade of grass from the ground under his b*tt and held it in his mouth as he replied, “Husband and husband brand dog food, absolutely no preservatives added, you’re worth it.”

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

Translator's Note

This is a reference to the slang term ‘green tea b*tch’. Which are black-hearted scheming girls who are really terrible in truth but like to hide it behind a pure facade.

Translator's Note

The word used here can also mean ‘blame’ and they used it earlier when Qiao Yichen asked if Lin Dongyang blamed him. Lin Dongyang is most likely using it in this sentence as a form of wordplay to emphasise that he doesn’t think fighting those guys is a big deal/worth blaming Qiao Yichen for.

Translator's Note

This phrase can also be used to describe the appearance of being in a daze due to fear or surprise.

Translator's Note

Based off of the line from the L’Oréal Paris advertisement that has became a meme in China.

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