As the child king, Song Hao was entrusted with the heavy responsibility of taking care of the three little friends, and his expression became even more gloomy.
“Let’s go.” He lowered the black duckbill cap on his head and coldly turned to walk ahead, with three “tagalongs” trailing behind.
Watching Tuntun follow Song Hao, surprisingly, Yunqing had a feeling similar to the first time he sent Tuntun to kindergarten for an autumn outing.
Jingyao hugged his shoulder. “Don’t worry. With so many people watching, Tuntun isn’t mischievous by nature; nothing will happen.”
Yunqing pondered for a moment. “How about we follow them and take the opportunity to learn about the various activities?”
Jingyao said, “Sure, let’s go.”
The other parents were also not very confident about leaving their children alone and planned to observe them first.
On the other side, Song Hao brought the children to the must-play children’s activity.
“Here, the merry-go-round, perfect for you little ones to play.”
The sign posted the game rules, and Song Hao read them aloud, “Sit on the merry-go-round, capture five clear pictures of faces before the music stops to earn five badges. For each missing picture, you lose one badge.”
Song Hao pointed to the location of the camera for the three little ones, saying, “It’s that camera over there. Every time it turns in that direction, you need to look at the camera, understand?”
The three little ones looked up at him with eager eyes, blinking rapidly. “…”
Song Hao: “…”
Barrage:
[Pft—Most afraid of sudden silence in the air.]
[My Hao-ge, although reserved, is actually quite caring, and he explained the rules clearly.]
[Too bad the kids didn’t understand / Facepalm]
“Alright, you can go up and play now,” Song Hao said with his hands on his hips. “Who wants to go first?”
Ji Xingjia quickly took a step back. “I’m already seven years old, I’m not going on the merry-go-round.”
Song Hao looked at Zhao Yin and Tuntun. “Then it’s the two of you.”
Tuntun, not understanding the situation, subconsciously took a step back but was picked up and placed on the merry-go-round.
Considering there were no parents accompanying them, the amusement park staff came forward to help Tuntun fasten a safety belt to prevent him from falling off if he didn’t sit securely.
Tuntun was experiencing his first ride on a carousel, feeling a mix of novelty and nervousness. He held onto the horse’s back tightly with both little hands.
Next was Zhao Yin. Song Hao had a female staff member assist in lifting her onto the ride, with Tuntun on one side and a safety belt securely fastened.
As the music started, the carousel began to rotate and move up and down.
Tuntun was captivated by the cheerful music and the rhythmic movement of the carousel. His expression gradually shifted from nervousness to excitement, and his little body swayed with the ride, his eyes sparkling.
However, Song Hao walked up to the camera, arms crossed. “Tuntun, look at the camera, yes, smile.”
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Barrage: [Hahaha, it looks like Hao-ge is a tour guide.]
[Isn’t this the scene of my childhood when my parents dragged me to tourist spots for staged photos?]
[Little Xingjia: Luckily, I didn’t get on, this is more embarrassing than my dad.]
[Hahaha, Ji Zong is innocent.]
[I find it quite cute, hahaha~]
Ji Xingjia pushed his glasses and shook his head, sighing. He couldn’t bear to watch and began to hesitate whether he should continue following this much older brother.
After all, this older brother didn’t seem very sm— ahem, didn’t seem very impressive.
He turned to study the children’s activities around him and silently noted down the “values” of different activities.
Cheng Jingyao and Ye Yunqing watched as Tuntun was lifted off the carousel, looking utterly bewildered as they received five badges from the staff. They couldn’t help but suppress their laughter.
Cheng Jingyao: “Although this method by Song Hao is efficient, it lacks entertainment value and is not suitable for young children.”
Ye Yunqing smiled gently. “Yes, let’s let Tuntun play on his own.”
Meanwhile, Song Hao clapped his hands as if he had completed a task. “Look, it’s just like this. You can play Whack-a-Mole, Goldfish Scooping, and Water Gun Shooting. I won’t accompany you.”
Ji Xingjia had just finished his inspection and returned. Hearing this, he asked, “Where are you going, big brother?”
Song Hao looked around and pointed heroically. “I’m going to the haunted house!”
The haunted house in Starshine Theme Park was unique and very famous, and he had wanted to experience it for a long time.
Ji Xingjia asked, “Can I go with you? The haunted house is worth 30 badges, it’s very ‘valuable’!”
“Can he?” Song Hao looked uncertainly at the amusement park staff.
The amusement park staff smiled and said, “Our haunted house here is suitable for visitors aged fourteen and above, so young children can’t play.”
Song Hao shrugged and pointed to himself, then to Ji Xingjia, saying, “See, I’m fourteen, and you’re seven.”
Ji Xingjia: “…”
The live chat burst into laughter: 【Hahaha, that’s just so unfair! Why am I not fourteen like Ji Xingjia?!】
【Why does Xingjia want to go to the haunted house? Because it’s the most “valuable” one?】
【Definitely! Xingjia just evaluated all the attractions and set his sights on the haunted house.】
【Whack-a-Mole is good too, the higher the score, the more badges you get.】
“What does the question mark in the lower right corner of the haunted house’s game rules mean?”
Tuntun wasn’t interested in the haunted house and instinctively felt scared looking at that eerie building with its green face, sharp teeth, and wide-open mouth.
He took a small step back and then turned to see his two dads not far away. His eyes lit up as he ran over, proudly presenting five badges.
“Dad, look!”
I have badges!
“Tuntun, you’re amazing!”
His dad’s approval made Tuntun’s eyes sparkle, and his little red face showed a hint of pride.
Yunqing brought him to a bench under the shade of a tree and removed his sun hat to wipe away his sweat.
Jingyao opened Tuntun’s little water bottle and handed it to him. “What do you want to play later?”
Tuntun took a big sip of water, looked around, and pointed to a glass pool under a huge sunshade. “I want to catch small fish.”
Yunqing remembered the initial privilege they had just received and exchanged glances with Jingyao. He smiled and said, “Okay, Tuntun will catch goldfish later.”
Suddenly, Jingyao leaned closer to Tuntun’s ear, covered the microphone, and whispered something.
Tuntun nodded vigorously and then spoke quietly to his dad, just as confident.
【I guess Jingyao is teaching Tuntun fishing skills!】
【Catching goldfish is relatively simple but suitable for Tuntun.】
【That’s right, let the dads earn lunch, dinner, and the themed hotel. We’ll just focus on playing.】
The two husbands sent Tuntun to catch goldfish. Afterward, Jingyao asked Yunqing, “Should we go and play a few attractions too?”
Yunqing replied, “Yes, let’s go check out the bungee jump and white-water rafting first.”
With limited time, it made sense to prioritise attractions with higher “value.”
Jingyao gave him a look and said, “How about going to the haunted house?”
“No,” Yunqing resisted with a look of reluctance, even taking a step back.
The other parents, who had been observing, were a bit surprised by his response.
Sun Ruru seemed genuinely astonished, “Yunqing, are you actually afraid of ghosts?”
Zhao Jun smiled and said, “Well, that’s a shame. We just discovered that the haunted house has a hidden task. You can earn an additional five badges if two people pass through it simultaneously. It seems that Professor Cheng will have to go it alone.”
They had just found a question mark below the haunted house’s game rules and, after inquiring with the production team, completed an additional small task that revealed the secret of the hidden task.
Shen Sisi added, “That’s right, by going through the haunted house alone, you can get 30 badges, but with two people, it’s 65. Lin Feng and I plan to go together.”
Ji Linfeng replied, “Then maybe I won’t go…”
Shen Sisi gave him a sidelong glance, “Are you also afraid of ghosts?”
Ji Linfeng replied, “Isn’t that normal? Fear of heights, fear of ghosts, fear of confinement, it’s the standard package for a CEO!”
Shen Sisi remained silent.
Barrage: [Haha, is Ji CEO roasting himself?]
[Shen Sisi: Is my husband afraid because he has some serious illness? Haha!]
[Haha! The first time I’ve seen CEO Ji with stand-up comedy talent.]
Shen Sisi raised an eyebrow, “Are you going or not?”
Ji Linfeng quickly agreed, “I’ll go.”
Tang Min laughed, “Old Song and I won’t go. We’re getting old, can’t handle the fright.”
However, Sun Ruru invited Ye Yunqing, “Yunqing, why don’t you come with us? Actually, there’s nothing to be afraid of in the haunted house. Even Sisi and I, two girls, aren’t afraid. Besides, you have Professor Cheng to protect you.”
Zhao Jun chimed in, “Indeed, in a socialist society, we should rely on science. The haunted house is just a game.”
Commentary: “Wait, why do Sun Ruru and Zhao Jun seem a bit odd?”
“Exactly! What do they mean by ‘girls aren’t afraid, but boys can’t be’? Gender bias?”
“Professor Zhao is taking this to the level of socialist values. He’s asking if you dare not to go!”
“I think this has gone too far; everyone has their weaknesses, and being afraid of ghosts isn’t something to be ashamed of.”
“Exactly, as Ji Linfeng said, it’s the ‘CEO standard,’ nothing to be embarrassed about.”
“He’s not afraid of ghosts.”
Cheng Jingyao looked coldly at Zhao Jun and his wife, then turned to Ye Yunqing. His expression softened, and a subtle smile played on his lips.
Ye Yunqing’s brow twitched, as he tried to cover Cheng Jingyao’s mouth, but it was too late.
“He’s afraid I’ll kiss him.”
Ye Yunqing’s face turned bright red.
Others: “???”
Live chat comments: “???”
“I don’t believe it! If you can, show us!”
Dog food.
Come to the hunted house and kiss~
The live barrage is going to be eating dogfood if they does that inside the haunted house
Thanks for the chapter
Thanks for the chapter! Tuntun is so adorable.
thanks for the chapters!!
hehe, dark room is indeed best place for kissing… and other things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
also, the title “Professor” for Cheng Jingyao is better translated to teacher or just stay as laoshi, as it’s just a term to convey respect for professional in their job, unlike Professor which is an academic title.
This is so sweet :’) Thank you
KYAAAAAAHHHH 🤸💃🤭🤧
Oh? was that the last chapter?
Mom i dont need dinner anymore, ive been stuffed with dogfood
😂Now you’re stuffed with dog food😂
Zhao couple is too stupid 🤭