Translator:- Max
Editor:- Nine
The regent stroked the body of the Ferrari, as if caressing the most intimate lover. He glanced back at his bewildered little wife, sighed deeply. They got into the car, started it, and the engine roared to life.
“What are you doing?” Jiao Qi grabbed his arm.
Zhang Chenfei held onto that slender and attractive hand, and smiled slightly, “It’s chilly at night, you should rest first. … will go out for a walk.”
“Where are you going in the middle of the night? Come down for me!” Jiao Qi was worried about letting him drive out alone at night. He opened the car door and pulled him out, but Zhang Chenfei quickly pulled him back into his arms.
“There’s a rumour that there’s an auspicious aurora on the Western Mountain. This prince’s luck has been unfavourable, so I’m going to pray for blessings.” The Big Dick Prince touched the face of the princess and reluctantly lowered his head to give him a kiss.
This person seems to be possessed by some kind of evil, as stubborn as a donkey. Jiao Qi was not as strong as him and couldn’t stop him, and the car had keyless ignition, so he couldn’t remove the key. He had no choice but to compromise, “I’ll go with you.”
“You…” Zhang Chenfei looked at his little wife who was sitting firmly in the co-pilot. With complex eyes, he tightly clenched the steering wheel in his hand, and said in a hoarse voice, “Okay.”
Stepping on the accelerator, the sports car shot forward like a bright red fish, instantly darting away. The villa area wasn’t far from the mountain, and Zhang Chenfei drove straight toward the adjacent hill.
Jiao Qi lowered his head and connected Annie to the Ferrari, trying to control the sports car.
【Hanxue horse: Please enter the password. 】
“…” This car was really called Blood Sweating horse! Jiao Qi rolled his eyes and entered the password of the Maybach, “Big Dick Zhang.”
【Blood Sweating Horse: Incorrect password, please re-enter.】
This car wasn’t used often, and Jiao Qi couldn’t remember which password it was. However, the access of this car must be open to him, so he tried Maserati’s password “Yanyan”.
【Blood Sweating Horse: Incorrect password. Three consecutive errors will lock access for 24 hours. Please enter again.】
Wrong again! Jiao Qi was getting a bit anxious. At this moment, the car suddenly came to a stop. He looked around, finding them on a small platform halfway up the mountain. The moon was bright and the stars were sparse, casting a cool and delicate light, which painted a layer of silver frost on the dark, quiet mountain. There was no one around, and everything was silent.
“Grandmother once said that mortals will turn into stars when they die.” Zhang Chenfei looked up at the sky from within the convertible sports car which had a panoramic view. “After my mother passed away, whenever I felt lonely, I would ride up the mountain. The sky full of stars comforted my heart.”
Jiao Qi, who was considering whether to sacrifice himself here in exchange for the right to drive, couldn’t help being stunned when he heard this. Was Big Dick Zhang, who used to come up the mountain with Mr. Wang to watch the aurora, also thinking the same way?
Jiao Qi pursed his lips and held his hand: “I will always be with you from now on.”
Zhang Chenfei turned his head to look at him, slowly stretched out his hand, touched his little wife’s face, and said affectionately: “I have treated you badly, now it’s too late to reverse the situation. If there is a next life, I will listen to everything you say.”
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“Ah?!” Jiao Qi was startled. This line was something the regent prince said to the princess before jumping off the cliff. His face turned pale as he quickly reached to grab the steering wheel. On the other hand, Zhang Chenfei slammed on the accelerator. The Ferrari, like a wild horse breaking free from its reins, instantly racing forward and drifting wildly on the winding mountain road.
Jiao Qi was thrown back into his seat due to the inertia. He quickly pressed the Broom button on Annie’s interface and grabbed onto his Lao Gong’s arm, shouting loudly, “Stop, Zhang Chenfei! It’s dangerous ahead! Ah——”
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Zhang Chenfei lowered his head for a moment, shook his head, and opened his eyes, only to be startled by the scene in front of him. The car was stopped on a curve, with a cliff on one side and a precipice on the other. He quickly unbuckled his seatbelt, got out of the car to check. The smart brain had parked the car quite securely, leaving a significant distance from the edge.
Annie promptly activated the hazard lights and notified nearby vehicles that a car was parked here, reminding everyone to slow down when passing through.
Opening the passenger door, he unbuckled his seatbelt and lifted Jiao Qi out of the car, stepping into the emergency telephone booth that was recessed into the mountain wall. The body in his arms was still trembling, and Zhang Chenfei’s heart ached terribly. “Baby is okay. I’m awake now, I’m awake, everything’s fine.”
The warmth of his body came through the shirt, gradually restoring feeling to the numb limbs. Jiao Qi’s breathing steadied, and slowly, he extended his hand to hug Zhang Chenfei, biting down on his broad, sturdy shoulder with his mouth.
“Wu…”
“Don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid, your Lao Gong is here.” Zhang Chenfei’s eyes reddened as he held his little wife, letting him bite him and then he gently kissed him, holding him tighter and tighter.
Both of them were still shaken and not in a suitable state to drive. Zhang Chenfei called for the driver to come and drive the Ferrari away, then he himself got into the car that the butler had brought, holding Jiao Qi in his arms.
After returning to the villa and taking a hot shower, they nestled in bed, leaning on each other for a while until their emotions eased down. “I pressed the cleaning button.” Jiao Qi showed him the app on Annie, opening the small broom icon which displayed a progress bar inside.
【Cleaning Progress: 1%】
“You pressed it just in time.” Zhang Chenfei kissed his forehead, “I still don’t feel much right now.”
“En, let me know immediately if you feel uncomfortable.” Jiao Qi patted his head.
“I’m sorry.” Holding the hand on top of his head, he pulled it to his lips and kissed it. Zhang Chenfei closed his eyes, blinking away the sourness in his eyes.
“It’s not your fault, you’re just sick.”
Regardless of misfortune or happiness, high or low, sickness or health, I love you, treasure you until death. This was the oath we made on our wedding day. There’s no need for guilt, no need to say sorry, because I love you.
Falling asleep in each other’s arms, Jiao Qi woke up in the middle of the night. After feeling the person beside him, he sighed with relief.
“What’s wrong?” Zhang Chenfei opened his eyes in a daze.
“Nothing.” He got into Lao Gong’s arms, closed his eyes to go back to sleep. After a while, he woke up again with a sudden tremor.
Zhang Chenfei turned on the bedside lamp and saw Jiao Qi’s pale face, feeling quite distressed. He turned around and got pink handcuffs from the bedside table, handcuffing one of his little wife’s hands to his own: “We are tied together now. If I get up, you’ll know. Sleep well, don’t worry.”
“Why is there such a thing here?” Jiao Qi raised his eyebrows and glared at him, shaking the plastic handcuffs on his wrists.
“Ahaha, last time I bought a set as a gift.” The President, whose secrets were suddenly revealed, forcefully explained. He turned off the bedside lamp and hugged his little wife. “Ai, it’s not important, quickly go to sleep. We have to go to work tomorrow.”
The scene on the mountain played over and over again in his mind, and Jiao Qi couldn’t fall asleep. He stared at the ceiling, planning to endure the night like this.
Whenever I felt lonely, I rode up the mountain. The stars in the sky comfort my heart.
As he had said before, try to rely on him more.
Turning to look at that gradually sleeping handsome face, Jiao Qi ruthlessly kicked him under the quilts, pushing him awake. “I can’t sleep.”
Zhang Chenfei opened his eyes, not the least bit annoyed by being awoken from a good dream. Instead, his eyes brightened and a smile gradually spread across his face. He held Jiao Qi and kissed him. “Then, the Lao Gong will sing you a lullaby.”
“You can sing lullabies?” Jiao Qi looked at him suspiciously.
“Humph.” He cleared his throat, and then Big Dick Zhang sang confidently:
Sleep, sleep, my dear baby
Lao Gong’s arm will always protect you
Go to sleep fast in my arms
If you don’t want to sleep, let’s exercise
“Dong!” The singer who tampered with the lyrics was immediately beaten.
“You child, why are you hitting people?” Zhang Chenfei chuckled and rolled over. “How about this? Daddy Chenfei will give you a manual cradle, I promise you’ll sleep until dawn, Okay?”
“What manual cradle… Wu… hooligan!”
In order to lull his little wife to sleep, the President painstakingly turned on the motor on his waist, and gently made a cradle. Shaking and shaking, shaking until the bed creaked. Jiao Qi managed to successfully sleep until dawn.
The next day, Zhang Chenfei was as usual, and he didn’t seem to have any adverse reactions.
“I should have opened it earlier.” Zhang Chenfei said, feeling annoyed. If he had opened up sooner, they wouldn’t have had the terrifying experience on the mountain road yesterday, almost dying together in the name of love at such a young age.
“Don’t speak too soon.” Jiao Qi was not at ease. Before any product goes on the market, it has to go through repeated tests. This version 1.0 of the broom had only been tested twice, and its safety and potential side effects were far from predictable. He didn’t want to use it unless absolutely necessary.
Fortunately, the smart brain they were currently using, Louis XIII had opened the husband-husband sharing permission with Annie. Jiao Qi had Annie connect to Louis XIII to monitor Zhang Chenfei’s behaviour throughout the day and then Jiao Qi let him go to work.
Just after he entered the Bajiao Building, he received a message from Zhang Chenfei.
【Your worried look has made me rock hard.】
“……”
As the saying goes, three days without a beating; will scale the roof.
The whole day passed, and Louis XIII did not send any bad news. Zhang Chenfei honestly worked at Shifei Technology, and it was not until after he got off work that there was a warning of abnormal movement.
【Louis XIII: Currently heading towards the Bajiao Building, using the tool——black Maybach.】
Jiao Qi packed up and got ready to leave work.
After a while, another message came.
【Louis XIII: Change of route, heading towards Fenglin Luting, estimated time of arrival is fifty minutes.】
Fenglin Luting was the name of the community where the Jiao family lives. Jiao Qi felt that something was wrong, and after his call was refused, he quickly went downstairs, and hailed a taxi to get to the Luting.
Bajiao was closer to Jiao family’s house than Shifei, so he arrived at the location first and stood at the entrance of the community, waiting for him. The black Maybach slowly came to a halt, and Zhang Chenfei got out of the car. He looked at his little wife standing in the autumn breeze and his eyes widened slowly in surprise.
“Jiao Qi? You… you’re really here!” Mr. Zhang grabbed his little wife’s hand, his expression a mix of emotions. He didn’t know whether he should cry or laugh. He trembled for a while, his voice hoarse as he said, “Fuck!, Laozi has finally found you!”
This line sounded a bit familiar.
Jiao Qi silently glanced at the cleaning progress, which had barely reached 5%. He frowned as he looked at his family’s Lao Gong. “You…”
Before he could say a word, Zhang Chenfei suddenly knelt down on one knee, hugged his waist and begged, “I’m not human, I’m a bastard! Can you forgive me?”
Jiao Qi hurriedly looked around, fearing that the neighbours passing by would see him, so he pulled him up forcefully. “Why are you not a human?”
“Don’t you remember?” A trace of pain flashed in Zhang Chenfei’s eyes. “I had people take turns with you Ah!”
“……Shut up!”
Translator’s note:- I’m sorry guys for not updating on time as sadly my wifi was not working and it took almost 2 days to fix it so I could only translate after it was fixed. But the next chapter will get posted in about 12 hours or so, I promise. I actually wanted to update this chapter earlier as this was my favorite chapter by far so please excuse me once again guys.
And I won’t tolerate anyone bad-mouth Zhang Chenfei in the comments as, as the tittle says he’s sick, he can’t control himself and it’s not his fault so please don’t bad-mouth him.
Omg, I suddenly wonder if Jiao Qi didn’t get on the car with Chenfei then wouldn’t this story turn to more angst or tragedy? I feel bad for Jiao Qi lol. It’s not even a few days but he’s already in a different character. 😭😭😭
Thanks for the chapter!
The beginning of this chapter had my stomach in pits but then chenfei had to sing that weird lullaby and even use his manual cradle afterwards jdhdkdkd
What kind of misadventure awaits our poor jiao qi this time >w<