Little Darling held up a piece of meat and presented it to Xu Yintang, much like an elementary school student proudly displaying their perfect exam paper.
It was a piece of meat that appeared yellowish-green, and even after washing, it still looked dirty and repulsive. The outer skin was thick and rough, with a grainy texture, and the cross-section revealed a loose and porous internal structure.
To Xu Yintang, it didn’t seem like meat from an animal, it resembled a thick, juicy part of a plant, like a stem or leaf. After rinsing, the cross-section continuously dripped greenish slime, carrying the fragrance of fresh grass.
Speaking of the stains on his pants, they appeared yellowish-green and somewhat repulsive in appearance, but they emitted a subtle scent of herbs. This scent had hints of floral notes and was refreshingly delicate and sweet, creating a delightful and relaxing feeling, like the breeze of a garden in spring.
This peculiar fragrance also, for the first time, awakened an instinct within Xu Yintang, a hidden trait associated with the Daeis. The fragrance entered his body like a spark, suddenly igniting the “uterus” that lay dormant in his abdomen. This was an organ Xu Yintang had almost forgotten, and now it was heating up, pulsating with an undeniable presence. He could even feel the spiderweb-like vascular patterns on the surface of his skin, restlessly contracting.
This heat rapidly spread from his abdomen to his entire body, causing Xu Yintang to feel dizzy and nearly compelled to place the meat inside his own stomach.
If he were to use such an original specimen as the base, he was sure he could cultivate extremely high-quality seeds.
Ah…
Xu Yintang realized. So, his birth skill came with a reminder alarm when encountering suitable original specimens.
No wonder he had struggled in the hospital earlier, experimenting with various materials without success, and wasting a considerable amount of blood.
Xu Yintang thoughtfully poked the meat, feeling its delicate, fluffy, and moist texture. Second Treasure, smelling the aroma of the food, immediately started demanding to eat. Xu Yintang pinched a small piece and fed it to him. Second Treasure eagerly chomped on the food, burying his head into it. He even used his tail to wrap around his brother’s tentacle, wanting to snuggle in the soft bath towel.
*Whimper, whimper.* “It’s so delicious, big brother is the most amazing!”
As one of the top ten best big brothers, Little Darling readily complied with his younger brother’s requests. Second Treasure’s tail wrapped around his brother’s tentacle tightly.
The two cubs, who are clean and still smelling of shower gel, are rubbing together. The scene is weird and terrifying, but also reveals an indescribable harmonious blend. It is shuddering and addictive.
Xu Yintang knelt down and touched Little Darling’s tentacles, pinched its tentacles, and showered it with compliments for free.
Although he is not good at talking to his cubs, he is surprisingly good at complimenting them. All the adjectives he knew were used on Little Darling. He is such a cute and beautiful little angel. He praised Little Darling until his skin turned purple and his tentacles dug out. He shrank into a ball and quickly hugged his brother and hid in the towel to escape his mother’s suffocating love.
Mom praised it again…
It wants to be happy…
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Little Darling retracted his tentacles into the bath towel as if he was electrocuted. After a while, he seemed to feel that this was not good. With the encouragement of his younger brother, he hesitantly stretched out a tentacle and wrapped it around Xu Yintang’s ankle to do the minimum parent-child bonding with his mother.
It’s still a bit scary… but like my brother said, my mother’s body is so warm.
Xu Yintang chuckled, “Suit yourself.”
He broke the meat in his hand into two halves, placed one half by the towel for Little Darling and his younger brother to share, and put the other half in the system backpack. With the eldest still young and the second one just born, he needed to carefully consider whether to raise a third one. Rarely did he come across such suitable raw materials. It’s always good to be prepared, even if not for breeding but as a backup food source for the little ones.
After all, the caregivers in the hospital weren’t easy to preserve. If they were killed, they had to be eaten on the same day, or they would rot overnight. The premium pet food he bought from the trading mall was rejected by both little ones. One found the meat not fresh enough, and the other complained about its lack of nutrients.
Fortunately, he had only bought a small amount for a trial, and he sold it as a second-hand item for 3,000 points after purchasing it for 5,000 points.
Xu Yintang adjusted the shower’s temperature to the lowest and the water flow to the maximum, standing under the showerhead with his head down. The heat from the meat made his abdominal cavity twitch and ache, and his whole body was filled with an indescribable restlessness and burning sensation. After putting one-half of the meat into the system backpack and waiting for the little ones to finish the other half, he stood under the cold water for a while to calm down.
“Ah…”
Xu Yintang raised the water temperature to warm his body, watching the spiderweb-like patterns on his lower abdomen slowly fade, and the urge to cut open the internal organs grew stronger.
Indeed, even if he breeds another, he wouldn’t have to give birth himself. He just needed a suitable host mother for parasitism. As long as the host mother wasn’t too extreme, he could raise a healthy and intelligent child without pain.
However, he couldn’t help but think that having one for fun and giving birth through biological instincts were two different things. Having an uncontrollable organ in his body was truly terrible. The abdominal pain, dizziness, and swelling easily reminded him of certain therapeutic medications.
This time, he was almost due for a doctor’s follow-up after returning from the dungeon. Xu Yintang was quite satisfied with the current treatment plan of observation and timed medication. He hoped that his attending physician wouldn’t underestimate him this time.
He had clashed with doctors before, even changing several primary physicians as a result. Xu Yintang turned off the showerhead, shook his head, and used a towel to dry himself, applying some moisturizer on his face, arms, and legs. Smelling the faint scent of milk on his skin, his mood brightened.
As long as conditions allowed, Xu Yintang always tried to keep his body clean. He couldn’t remember when he had developed this habit. For a long time, he had been a scruffy wild child, playing with mud, catching mice, and being so dirty that the children brought home by his mother often cried, claiming he was a monster with bugs all over his body.
Even the patients who enjoyed playing house with children avoided him, covering their noses and rolling their eyes as if they were about to faint from the smell.
So, when did he start washing his face, taking showers, and attempting to apply fragrances…
Xu Yintang tied his bathrobe in a knot, searched his mind for keywords for a while, but couldn’t find an answer. Regardless, it was as if one day he suddenly became aware of the need to be clean, which infuriated his mother and nearly led to her throwing him off the fifth floor. During that period, his memories were fragmented, and there were many gaps.
But there was no way around it. His mother always said that a child’s cleanliness would attract demons, and she had to make sure her child was dirty and smelly to feel safe.
As Xu Yintang took his time cleaning up, the hotel efficiently delivered late-night snacks. Three carts arrived with a wide variety of high-calorie items, ranging from fried chicken, french fries, and burgers to various delicious desserts. Of course, several bottles of Coca-Cola that he hadn’t had a chance to drink were also delivered, still glistening with droplets of condensation as they were just taken out of the refrigerator. The mere sound of the bottles being opened brought joy to his mood.
Tiantian swallowed her saliva, clasped her hands when facing Xu Yintang who came out of the bathroom, and said sincerely and piously: “Thank you for your hospitality.”
Her thoughts ran wild as she noticed his chest, collarbones, his waist, and those legs… She stopped herself, she’s fine now, and her non-existent phantom limb is also ok again…
Heh heh heh, heh heh heh…
Quick as a wink, Tiantian stuffed a chicken leg into Xu Yintang’s mouth just as he was about to display his characteristic obsession with busting someone’s character. Her expression was calm, as if she hadn’t stared at Xu Yintang’s open collar multiple times. “You look hungry. Come on, have another chicken leg.”
Tiantian’s excitement was understandable. Just coming out of a dangerous situation, her mind was still relaxed, and her rationality hadn’t fully returned. It was easy to act impulsively and put on a show, leaving behind many unreviewable life black histories.
As for the current state of Xu Yintang’s… body, Tiantian had three keywords in mind: wet, empty, bathrobe.
Imagine for a moment, a young man with long, dripping eyelashes, adorned with tiny water droplets. His eyes glistened with soft, watery light, a stark contrast to the enigmatic and cold aura he had as the antagonist boss earlier. To make matters more interesting, he wore his bathrobe loosely, revealing a lot of white skin that looked pale yet seemed to exude a soft, rosy hue due to the rising steam. Water droplets from his still-wet hair flowed down his neck, over his collarbone, and across his chest, disappearing into the deepest recesses of his contours…
Thank the Buddha, teammates, and everyone who made this possible. Suddenly, her heart was filled with worldly desires.
Everyone else was concerned about Xu Yintang’s physique, while only Old Wang was concerned about his well-being. Old Wang pointed to the luggage that had arrived along with the late-night snack and asked Xu Yintang if he wanted to put on some pants. He also advised, “You should blow-dry your hair too. Falling asleep like this could give you a headache tomorrow.”
Xu Yintang wasn’t particularly concerned about whether he wore pants or not, the most important one was already on. He prioritized his own request, “Is there any cola?”
“Yes, yes, we have Coca-Cola and Pepsi, all of it!” Tiantian answered enthusiastically, immediately handing Xu Yintang a full glass of ice-cold cola. Her sparkling, shimmering eyes were impossible to ignore unless someone was blind. Xu Yintang glanced down at his chest, then asked with a playful smile, “Is it nice to look at?”
Caught off guard while trying to sneak a peek, Tiantian blushed for a moment but bravely nodded, as if she were drinking fake wine. “Nice… it’s nice.”
Tomorrow, when she woke up clear-headed, she’d probably wish for a complete do-over, but right now, everything before her was so appealing that it was difficult not to be entranced. Help, was this really something she could enjoy without spending money?
Xu Yintang couldn’t help but laugh, “It’s okay, feel free to look. It doesn’t cost anything.”
Since he could discuss being in such and such a state with members of the Nightmare Church, he certainly wouldn’t mind a few extra glances. Tiantian or anyone else could stare as much as they wanted, but he doubted they would dare to touch.
And even if they did, what difference would it make? Xu Yintang swirled his cola and took a sip. The sweet and fizzy sensation made him squint his eyes. Just like drinking fake alcohol, his emotions soared. Everything in front of him seemed to be filtered through a bright and cheerful emotional lens.
That child didn’t lie, drinking cola really made people happy.
Cradling her cheeks, Tiantian gazed at Xu Yintang, and her heart raced uncontrollably. She insisted that she fell in love with him at first sight, and their unwavering comradeship was all built on the broad chest of a great sugar daddy.
Inhale…
Even after a very, very long time, a time long enough for Tian Tian to be respectfully addressed as “Boss Sugar” for a long time, she insisted that she had fallen in love with Xu Yintang at first sight. Their unwavering camaraderie was built on the vast and generous chest of the great sugar daddy.
Surprising.
This is something she can actually watch without spending money.
Author’s Note –
When writing this, I really wanted to wave money and stuff it into mother Xu Yintang’s clothing.
I also want to see the male Bodhisattva after his bath, oh [exhausted voice].
The real/virtual bathrobe is my forever XP.
Especially that kind of nonchalant, completely indifferent, scorching gaze that doesn’t care if you look over, just minding his own business, aware of his charm and unbothered by his attractiveness, casually unconstrained without restraint. Occasionally, a sidelong glance might even mock you for secretly not daring to look at him directly.
“What’s wrong? I’m not charging you.”
“Thank you, I’ll definitely contribute to social security”.
Thank you for the update ❤️💯
Oh, is Mama Xu gonna have a third one? I hope he’ll have very many eldritch monster babies.
Thank you for so many chapters!!!
…Is, is Xu Yintang having period cramps? At least it sounds like that to me. Hope he meets Shi Yuebai soon. Thank you for the chapter!
Isn’t more like the very opposite of period cramps? Instead of the body getting rid of an unfertilised egg, it wants something equivalent to a fertile/fertilised egg inserted. So maybe closer to ovulation cramps?
Thanks for the chapter! <33
To be fair, after being in a hospital for a while, you kind of lose all sense of modesty over people looking at your body – naked or otherwise.
That’s true, imagine being naked and for all the doctors and physicians to observed you. Like since my body inside out is seen, what’s worse?
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