TN: Thanks to “Biip” for the Ko-fi! Here is the Extra chapter (✿◕‿◠)~★
The clock on the wall shows it’s now 10 PM, and it has been two hours since Xu Yintang and his friends entered the Laura Scene. However, based on their in-game experience, the time spent seemed to be only around half an hour to forty minutes, given all the running and back-and-forth.
As they opened the door, they ran into the bewildered janitor, who rubbed his eyes. Before he could say anything, Tiantian, with a loud voice, exclaimed, “What’s wrong with this hotel? We were peacefully having dinner, and a bunch of lunatics rushed in, making a scene! Look! Look! They scared our friends!”
She widened her eyes and raised her chin, looking like she was about to demand justice. Huahua furrowed her brow and chimed in, “What kind of lousy hotel is this! We’re checking out! We’re leaving! We want a refund!”
Old Wang stood between the two girls, glancing at one and then the other, wearing an expression of helplessness as if he couldn’t control his two daughters. “Hold on… He’s just a janitor. Getting angry at him won’t help.”
When you’re trying to have a good vacation but encounter ghosts, the reactions of normal people who have survived life-threatening situations are completely understandable. After their spiritual cleansing by Xu Yintang’s Second Treasure, they all felt a sense of enlightenment. Even if they had to stay in this blank world for a week, they weren’t particularly anxious. In fact, they even felt a mischievous desire to stir things up.
Survival in the face of pressure is destined to lead to transformation under pressure.
Xiao Qing’s words were so reasonable. It was rare to come across such an environment where you were well-fed and well-housed, and they had to seize the opportunity to enjoy good food and drinks and make the most of it. In reality, such high-end vacation resorts were incredibly expensive. In case they tragically died here…
It would be a waste of their beautiful lives to skip a lobster dinner.
While their teammates held the janitor’s attention, Little Darling quickly sneaked into Xu Yintang’s pocket. Since he had taken his jacket to pack food, Little Darling had to hide in the pocket of Xu Yintang’s beige casual pants, leaving a large stain that was yellow and green.
Second Treasure, being very self-aware, had already slipped into Xiao Qing’s clothing as soon as the environment changed. He lay on Xiao Qing’s chest, feeling the human’s rapid heartbeat and warm body temperature. Without any fur protection, Second Treasure had opened the door to a whole new world.
After all, since birth, Xu Yintang had never held him. He often stuck to his big brother, who only had a tiny core with some warmth. Second Treasure typically had a lower body temperature and felt cold all over. However, at this moment, he felt warm and comfortable, like he had returned to his mother’s womb. He couldn’t help but let out a small purr.
But he also didn’t forget to report to his mother that Xiao Qing’s mental state was basically stable. Although his rationality was still decreasing, the rate of decline had slowed down significantly. As long as he diligently performed more soul-soothing, not only could he maintain a balance in his spiritual accounts, but he could also make up for what they had lost earlier.
Second Treasure was rarely this diligent—especially when his brother had brought back something delicious. He didn’t immediately whine for food. Xu Yintang couldn’t help but look in Second Treasure’s direction with suspicion. Hoping that Xu Yintang would understand the joy of cuddling was impossible, but seeing that Second Treasure was behaving reasonably, he didn’t dwell on it.
Xu Yintang just briefly lost his focus, and his teammates had already progressed the plot to the absurd scene of “Why is this heartless hotel persecuting innocent guests.” They demanded a refund and compensation, and the hotel’s general manager even rushed over to apologize, explaining that it was a mistake on their part.
He mentioned that it was the peak tourist season, all other hotels were fully booked, and they had a guest who had fainted. He offered to upgrade them to the presidential suite on the top floor and waive all expenses during their stay as long as they didn’t expose the incident or check out. They could discuss compensation later.
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After exchanging knowing glances, everyone in the group had experience with the “Rebel’s Guide to Causing Trouble” and “100 Ways to Torment NPCs.” However, they couldn’t help but feel that their dialogue seamlessly connected as if he didn’t belong to this team.
“Sure,” Xu Yintang finally responded, hesitating for a moment as he stared at the hotel manager’s shiny bald head. Then he said casually, “I’m hungry.”
The hotel manager immediately played along, saying, “We’ll prepare your food right away. Please, follow me upstairs. We’ll have your luggage delivered to you shortly.”
Once the hotel staff left, Tiantian and Huahua reluctantly accepted the compensation plan. Tiantian, in her melodious voice, ordered various dishes, making her sound sweet and cute, but with a snarky and cutting undertone, which left the hotel manager’s smile growing stiffer.
“That’s enough, just these,” Tiantian said, tapping her fingernail and suddenly remembering something. “Bring a few bottles of cold cola, too.”
The hotel manager forced a smile, saying, “Certainly, Miss.”
It’s worth noting that the service industry’s smiles were almost superhuman. Once the hotel staff left, Tiantian turned to her friends, excited, and said, “I’ve wanted to try this character setting for a long time! It’s so satisfying!”
She was a loyal fan of the Cat Team, especially the scene where all members rebelled against their oppressive NPC characters. But she had been too timid to take on such a role until now.
“Making things difficult for others is, of course, the most fun,” Huahua chimed in with a smile, pinching Tiantian’s cheek. “But don’t surprise us like that next time, we almost couldn’t catch up with your act.”
Tiantian stuck out her tongue and said, “But look, we have a presidential suite to stay in now. This place can’t be that dangerous, right?”
Old Wang sighed, “Maybe there’s an altar waiting for us right there. You’ve seen the manager’s expression.”
Tiantian nodded with a serious expression, “The look of someone wanting to kill another person is impossible to hide.”
She laughed, “Originally, the upper levels of these kinds of scenarios should know what’s going on. We just confirmed it again. Alright, enough about that. If we want to interrogate or torture him, we can do it tomorrow. It’s only 10 o’clock! Let’s enjoy the night!”
Having just survived a dangerous scenario, they knew they had to unwind and relax their minds. The human mind had its limits, and being overly tense was not a good thing. They consciously avoided discussing serious topics, shifting their attention to find something to relax.
The newly assigned presidential suite had plenty of things to help them relax. Compared to their previous large bedrooms, one presidential suite was better than five. The bed was enormous and so soft that you didn’t want to get up once you lay down. The sheets and blankets felt different from those downstairs.
The suite had a full-wall projection screen, professional audio systems, and various entertainment options such as watching movies or singing karaoke, all of which were top-notch.
Additionally, the private balcony had a hot spring pool, as big as a swimming pool, with milky white hot spring water emitting a faint mist. It was in a different league compared to the bathtub downstairs with added bath salts.
The room had individual climate control, adjustable humidity, and customizable scents. There was a minibar stocked with various drinks, snacks, and fruits. Anything they wanted was just a phone call away.
“Oh, the happiness of rich people is really something,” Tiantian exclaimed as she tore open a chocolate bar and devoured it in a few bites. Maintaining her heightened emotions was draining her energy and sugar intake. She had been eating more since being infected with the virus, her appetite had tripled, yet she had lost nearly ten pounds, turning from being of normal weight to slightly underweight. Several of her friends had asked for her weight loss secrets.
Huahua lounged in a massage chair, enjoying the comforting sounds it made while massaging her. She turned to Xu Yintang and said, “Do you want to take a bath now? And maybe give your little one a wash? Look at how dirty it is.”
Doctors were known to have a touch of cleanliness, and seeing the large, dirty stain on Xu Yintang’s pants, Huahua couldn’t help but think of cleaning it herself.
Just to clarify, Xu Yintang didn’t have an aversion to giving his cub a bath, he just hadn’t considered it before Huahua brought it up. In the hospital environment, as everyone knows, they were bathed by nursing staff every few days just to get by, so bathing hadn’t been in Xu Yintang’s regular train of thought.
But when Huahua mentioned it, Xu Yintang’s mind opened up.
“Okay, I’ll go take a shower,” Xu Yintang said as he took out Little Darling from his pocket and also prepared to wash the plush rabbit toy from the pet space.
The only remaining issue was that the presidential suite’s luxurious bathroom was a bit beyond Xu Yintang’s experience.
The bathtub was filled with warm water, but Xu Yintang instinctively felt that the water, which had a fragrant aroma and rose petals floating in it, wasn’t suitable for directly immersing himself. He needed to find a place to rinse off first…
Well, there was no one else in the bathroom, so Xu Yintang didn’t mind revealing his lack of common knowledge. He explored the cabinet and found towels and a long robe-like garment, which he guessed was for changing into after bathing.
Next, Xu Yintang fumbled around a control panel, figuring out how to adjust the showerhead’s water temperature. As for the body wash and shampoo, their names gave him a good idea of what they were for.
Xu Yintang took out Little Darling, poured some body wash, and gently rubbed him, placing him under the showerhead to let it clean itself. He also put Second Treasure in the sink and washed him. During this process, Second Treasure kept complaining, saying the water was too cold or too hot or that bubbles got into its eyes. It was very resistant to taking a bath and didn’t cooperate well.
However, this didn’t stop Xu Yintang from washing Second Treasure repeatedly to remove all the stains, blood, and grime that clung to him. After three rounds of body wash, Second Treasure’s skin regained its pinkish color, and it looked fresh and clean, wrapped in a towel. Even Xu Yintang’s teammates couldn’t help but compliment how cute it looked.
On the other side, Little Darling loved taking care of itself and was delighted when its mom didn’t have to bathe it. A fearful cub like itself couldn’t handle such an intimate parent-child experience, and it was happier to wash itself.
Little Darling stretched out under the shower, rubbing here and there to create bubbles on its own. It was especially meticulous in cleaning the dirt from its skin creases, using its tentacles to pick out the grime. After washing, it would twist and turn to admire its beauty.
This behavior was a quirk it had picked up from the time when Yu Kongyou praised him nonstop, making Little Darling feel especially pretty and colorful.
After washing himself, Little Darling also washed the chunks of meat left for him and his brother.
After cleaning Second Treasure, Xu Yintang turned his head and saw Little Darling diligently washing the meat pieces. If you want to imagine this scene, think of a raccoon washing ice cubes. It was cute but also a bit amusing. Xu Yintang’s lips curved up, and he gently touched the soft tendrils on the edge of Little Darling’s mouth.
“Is this left for me?”
Author’s Note –
Discussing how rebels are formed.
Looking back at the teammates who were obedient at the beginning of the scenario, human potential is indeed limitless.
[About the route here.]
- After leaving the scenario, all members have good luck, and everyone must have good luck to avoid being seen as completely different individuals.
- If seen as completely different individuals, they need to use their conversational skills to get past it. If they fail or intentionally cause trouble, it will attract the hotel management.
- The antics of Tiantian and her friends should not be imitated. Passing the extremely difficult conversational skills (if three or more people engage in the performance and make it sound reasonable, a bonus die may be added) is required. As for the outcome if they fail… you won’t want to know.
In addition, Mother Xu Yintang finally bathed his two cubs, it was not an easy task. They all moved into the luxury presidential suite, finally experiencing a bit of luxury vacation vibes.
Combining work and relaxation helps you live longer.
Tienes que mantenerte bonita para mantener la vanidad. El pequeño es muy considerado y un buen hermano mayor.
Thank you for the update ❤️💯
Awwww little cthulhu raccoon babies💚💜💚💜
Why did I think Little Darling and Second Treasure were cute for a second? 😵💫
Thank you for the extra chapter
Aww cuties let’s just ignore their appearance!
Thanks for the update:)
Did I miss something… They went from room to reception again to complain?
Love how rest of team trying to accept the two babies.
Such good babies are beautiful in mommy’s eyes…only…lmao…🤣❤️ Thanks for the update ❤️❤️❤️
Nah, there’s at least a couple of others now!
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