“Old man, tell me honestly, why you are so interested in this small thing called the Secret Lotus Congregation?”
In the elevator that kept moving down, Master Ling Yun casually rolled up his cuffs, glancing at his phone from time to time, as if waiting for someone’s reply. A small piece of bandage was wrapped around his ear, which was covered by his hair, making it inconspicuous. The Coffin Old Man’s chattering voice came from the bandage, accompanied by the crisp sound of something colliding together, meaning the Coffin Old Man was in high spirits:
“Don’t tell me, the person you asked me to capture, he really does have some good things in his treasure house?”
“Just play, remember to come back early after playing.”
Master Ling Yun was rarely this kind, the elevator door opened, and he walked out of the lobby. This time Ling Yun changed his appearance again, and even his figure changed, making him look like a man with an ordinary face, neither tall nor short, blending into the crowd like a drop of water pouring into the sea, no one noticed him at all.
“Alas, back in the Ghost Country what good things have we not seen? Yet now we became scavenger hunters. ”
The Coffin Old Man’s distasteful tone made it seem as if he was digging up garbage in a garbage mountain, instead of running wild in the treasure house of the Secret Lotus Congregation’s Blue Lotus Department.
“I still want to find some good treasures to present to the king, but it’s really beyond my grasp. Hey, good brother, did you search for something? I heard that the top ten best secret tibetan treasures are there in King Fei’s house. If it’s not in this treasury, where would he hide it?”
“You’ve heard about that?”
“Where did you hear it?”
Master Ling Yun snorted coldly, and the man with an ordinary face raised his hand to hail a taxi: “Go to the Infernal Hell.”
“Brother, you’re happy, eh?”
Hearing what he said, the taxi driver showed an ambiguous smile that only men could understand. At first glance, he was a senior old pervert, and he commented with a cigarette in his mouth: “If you want to talk about the old brand, you should go to the Red Lotus Club. The matter right now, is that no one is picking up customers anymore… Ah, it’s outrageous.”
The death of Old Man Yan was known to everyone in Jieyang, but the rumors were not revealed to the people below. These days, prostitutes and ghosts have nowhere to go, prostitutes go to Heaven and Earth, and ghost prostitutes go to the Red Lotus Club. Infernal Hell was newly opened this year, and the amorous ghosts inside were all very good-looking. It didn’t take long for it to steal some of the limelight from the Red Lotus Club.
Now that the pillars of the Red Lotus Club had accidents again, the Infernal Hell was about to dominate it.
The driver shook his head while driving, smoking the cigarette in his mouth vigorously. Master Ling Yun hummed and laughed, half of his mind was on talking to the Coffin Old Man, and half was on his mobile phone.
Wu Rong ignored him for so long that Master Ling Yun was a little flustered.
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But the Coffin Old Man didn’t know anything, and he had a lot of fun playing, even daring to be narrow-minded: ‘Where did I hear it, of course I heard it from the dead! My old buddy, killing people requires cutting grass and roots, isn’t that a famous saying on your side?’
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‘Don’t worry, I have my measure, my dear, I’m just going out to get some fresh air. ‘
Don’t worry, you’re fucking with me!
Master Ling Yun felt a pang in his heart, and simply blocked the Coffin Old Man. When he arrived at his destination, he paid and got off the car, walking into the gold and silver dual-colored building with a resplendent and luxurious appearance located at a bustling intersection.
Infernal Hell Bathing Center.
The quickest way to make an amorous ghost was to engage in prostitution, and Hongxiu was the most ambitious among them. It’s said that she has laid down five Ghost Territories and was expanding to the northeast. After each subordinate is trained, they are sent to the safe area to open a bathing center, and so, an intelligence network was secretly established. Jieyang opened the earliest, thanks to the fact that seven of Hongxiu’s eight amorous ghosts were from Jieyang in her previous life. Hongxiu was waiting for the early opening of the bathing center to receive her subordinates. Who would have thought that it would be convenient for Master Ling Yun?
Without going through the main entrance, he took Hongxiu’s token and went directly to the secret room on the highest floor. This was the most secretive and safest place so far, and it was also a torture room. No matter how many times he saw the torture tool covering the wall, Master Ling Yun didn’t like it. He quietly said a mantra in his heart, sat down after entering the next compartment, and took out a pendant doll from his waist.
It was just like the woolen voodoo dolls that were once popular in school, palm-sized, a three-headed cute cartoon humanoid with bandages wrapped around its body.
The pale bone chain was pulled out from its shoulder, and when looped around, it could be used as a key chain.
The bones were its vertebrae, and the ropes were its tendons.
“Fei Chen.”
Master Ling Yun put the pendant doll on the table, and thoughtfully tapped the table with his fingers. The two words he uttered were like a spell, and the bandages scattered, revealing a little man covered in blood.
Becoming like this, his bones were cramped, but he was still alive. This was one of the Coffin Old Man’s abilities. According to his previous life, he would soon be on the gold medal arrest warrant for his numerous crimes, such as destroying a cathedral.
But in this life, he smuggled himself across the ocean to the Asian League early, and currently lived as the soft food of Master Ling Yun.
Thinking of the memory of Fei Chen that he saw in the soul search just now, Master Ling Yun felt that his brain was contaminated. The plethora of evil deeds that Fei Chen had committed were too numerous to write down, enough for him to be dragged out and shot ten thousand times. The evil deeds recorded on the arrest warrant were only one or two out of ten of his crimes, and the more disgusting and dirty crimes were all in Fei Chen’s mind. They were all dug out by Master Ling Yun.
But even if soul searching was beyond his reach, Master Ling Yun of course found a lot of news about the iron monk from Fei Chen’s mind, but it was so plain and ordinary, there was no need for the king to pay special attention to it. His first shot to return to the organization must be done well. Master Ling Yun tried his best and finally found a suspicious gap in Fei Chen’s memory.
Soul searching was too crude and rough, and if you didn’t master it well, you could easily kill your subject. That was why Ling Yun brought Fei Chen to the Infernal Hell to find a safe place to continue digging his memories.
The deeper the digging, the uglier Master Ling Yun’s face became, until it was as gloomy as water in the end.
He put down Fei Chen who was twitching and foaming at the mouth, and released the shield on the Coffin Old Man.
“Coffin Old Man, I want you to continue lurking in the Secret Lotus Congregation.”
The problem of the Secret Lotus Congregation was more serious than what Master Ling Yun thought at first. It’s no wonder the king was so interested in this small organization.
Regardless of the Coffin Old Man’s dissatisfaction and complaints, Master Ling Yun directly ordered: “I want you to keep the matter of Fei Chen’s disappearance a secret, at least until the end of the Stone Gambling Conference.
“Hey! Hey! Yun! It’s not fair!”
The huge underground treasure house, as wide as an exhibition hall, was brightly lit. Bandages were scattered in all directions like tree roots protruding from the ground, layer upon layer, and blood spots could be faintly seen in them. The figure of a five or six-year-old child was sitting on a display cabinet in anger, playing with a golden skull inlaid with amethyst.
“Oh, that damned dictator!”
The child was irritable and vented his dissatisfaction, eating the golden skull in two or three bites. His face was completely wrapped in bandages, it was supposed to be eating, but it was more like the skull was completely melted into the bandages. A crisp sound like mushrooming bamboo shoots sprang up from the child’s body. It was unknown if it was merely an illusion, but he looked a little taller.
“Jealous, narrow-minded, cunning, damn Yun Zhongke.”
The Coffin Old Man, who had eaten up half of this treasure house, shook his legs angrily. At his left ankle, at his left ankle, the silver nail that had been deeply nailed to the bone was unstable, the bandage was loose and sagging, revealing a pale, delicate left foot, as if it could be directly broken with a hand.
“Leaving all the dirty work to me, and talking to the king by himself, so narrow-minded, bah!”
“Thanks for thinking about me!”
The Coffin Old Man angrily dug out a crystal fetus from his bandages. This fetus was very strange, its skin was crystal clear like glass, and its ruby-like internal organs could be clearly seen within it. Its eyeballs were inlaid with sapphires, and its whole body was like a priceless work of art. It was also the most precious collection in this storage room. Once it was taken out, the surrounding temperature suddenly dropped, and there was a faint cry.
The fetus was waking up.
This was an ice-crystallized transparent zombie. After its bloodthirsty transformation, its strength was no less than that of a ghost king!
But when the Coffin Old Man glared at it, the little zombie fell silent, and his beautiful sapphire eyes sparkled. It had no intelligence, and its beast-like instinct made it aware that the person in front of it was very scary.
“Hey little one, don’t be afraid, I’m not going to eat you. Well, you do look quite delicious…”
The Coffin Old Man muttered, manipulating the bandage to pinch the little zombie’s face to look left and right, a little satisfied, but also a little regretful: “Who made you the only one who can bear my strength?”
As his voice tone changed, he said harshly: “From now on, you will be my son for the time being, called… Yunyun, do you understand?.”
“My future son, call Papa.”
“Wu!”
The little zombie couldn’t speak, only trying to imitate the Coffin Old Man’s pronunciation to please him. The Coffin Old Man stood up and jumped down from the tall cabinet. The bandages covering the entire storage room rushed towards him like snakes. The body of the Coffin Old Man was elongated underneath the bandages, and he became a man who was nearly 1.7 meters tall, with pale skin, shoulder-length slightly curly black hair and a dark face.
He seemed to be a descendant from the Foreign Alliance, with deep facial features, a straight nose, and slightly green eyes. The original bandages on his body were tucked under his skin, revealing his perfect naked body. A small portion of the bandages was wrapped around the baby, making him look like a bandaged figure.
“I am Fei Chen, and you are Coffin Old Man.”
His voice transformed from youthful and clear to deep and elegant, just like the voice of a cello. The Coffin Old Man disguised as Fei Chen walked out of the storage room with the baby in his hand.
When he attacked, Fei Chen was cultivating alone in a pool of blood in the depths of the storage room. No one knew that Fei Chen had been replaced by someone else. When the Coffin Old Man walked out naked with the baby, the beautiful maids outside the storage room did not suspect his naked body at all, and they all brought new and gorgeous clothes for him to put on.
Fei Chen was violent and withdrawn, with a strange and suspicious personality, and it was very common for him to kill people and take their blood for cultivation. He controlled the Blue Lotus branch of the Secret Lotus Congregation in Jieyang like an emperor, and was a complete dictator. Anyone who had objections and dared to resist him would become gore in the pool of blood.
“We’ve seen the Sovereign.”
The Coffin Old Man disguised as Fei Chen walked around the Secret Lotus Congregation like a wind, and his subordinate came down to report the situation. He took it in with great interest and listened to it, his eyes instantly straightened.
“Your Excellency, Wu Rong declined the invitation.”
Editor: Cloud Chip Cake
Thank you for the update ❤️💯
I wasn’t super sold on Ling Yun X Coffin Old Man being a thing but seeing Coffin Old Man name his son YunYun gives me hope it might actually happen.
Also, how are we suppose to come up with a cute ship name when one half of the ship is called “Coffin Old Man”. Every word in that name is un-cute.
I know right! Author-san should give him a good name at least. His name is “Old Man” but he looks like a “baby”. Like wtf?
I can’t do this to LY!!!