Little Love SongCh32 - I can’t handle you.

After being placed in different classes in their sophomore year, Ning Er and Jiang Chen had very little contact. 

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They were in separate classes, and their classrooms were far apart. They had also made new friends, so it was impossible for them to be as close as they used to be. But whenever Jiang Chen reached out to Ning Er, Ning Er didn’t feel any distance in their relationship. It was as if they were still good friends.

 

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【Ning Er: What’s wrong?】

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Late at night, he sent a WeChat message seeking help, and Ning Er quickly responded.

 

Jiang Chen began to share with Ning Er the events of his first few months back at school.

【During the summer vacation, didn’t Xiaomeng and I go to the art exhibition and watch Jay Chou’s concert together? We even went out a few times afterward. Then, by pure coincidence, Xiaomeng and I ended up in the same class. It feels like fate! I think we might really have a chance, and Xiaomeng is nice to me. But… but I’m not sure at all whether she likes me or not.】

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Ning Er remembered that three months ago, Liu Xiaomeng had told him that she had decided not to like him anymore. She mentioned that she had a great time with Jiang Chen but didn’t explicitly say anything about liking Jiang Chen.

 

A woman’s heart is deep like a needle in the depths of the ocean. VKkEZ3

 

Ning Er couldn’t even understand someone like Shao Bohan, so there was no way he could understand a girl’s complicated heart.

 

All he could do was try to offer advice to his friend: 【If she treats you well, does that mean she has feelings for you?】 dd42QG

 

But Jiang Chen was crying and replied, 【Yes, and no. I’ve hinted at it several times with Xiaomeng, like asking her which university she wants to attend in the future and saying I want to fill in the same application as her. She didn’t tell me but just smiled at me. So, do you think she likes me or not?】

 

As an outsider, Ning Er couldn’t possibly know about these things. N0eVz5

 

He talked with Jiang Chen for over an hour and heard a lot about the interactions between Jiang Chen and Liu Xiaomeng.

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Ning Er had a vague feeling that Liu Xiaomeng might not dislike Jiang Chen, but when it came to whether she liked him or not, he genuinely had no idea. Ful q1

 

The two cobblers together made both of them even more confused. The discussion ended to an abrupt and fruitless end.

 

In the end, Jiang Chen realized: 【… I probably shouldn’t have asked you this question. Ning Er, I feel like you have less experience in relationships than I do. Have you ever been in love? Liked a girl?】 GynHAD

 

In the dark room, Ning Er huddled under the covers, suddenly saw this message, and his face turned bright red with embarrassment.

 

How could he have been in love or liked a girl… 1CXTG7

 

He hadn’t liked a girl, but there was one boy he had feelings for, des that count?

 

Ning Er no longer responded to Jiang Chen. BTM0uJ

 

The next day, while heading to school, Ning Er followed behind Shao Bohan, walking absentmindedly.

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Shao Bohan said, “What’s the matter? You seem a bit distracted today.”

 

Ning Er was still thinking about what Jiang Chen had told him last night and was contemplating the relationship between Jiang Chen, Liu Xiaomeng, and his own relationship with Shao Bohan. He couldn’t even handle his own issues properly, let alone help Jiang Chen. After thinking for a while, he decided to share Jiang Chen’s situation with Shao Bohan. Perhaps Shao Bohan could offer some advice? zFMqgT

 

When Shao Bohan heard the name “Liu Xiaomeng,” his eyelid twitched, and his expression visibly darkened.

 

But as he continued listening, his expression relaxed a bit. He took a sip of soy milk and let out a disdainful laugh, “Liu Xiaomeng doesn’t seem to dislike Jiang Chen. She actually seems to like him quite a bit. It’s been several months, and they’re classmates now. Can’t Jiang Chen handle it? He’s quite pathetic.” XASGu1

 

Ning Er instinctively looked up at him and asked, “If it were you, could you handle this situation?”

 

Shao Bohan didn’t even hesitate, “Of course, isn’t it obvious? Liu Xiaomeng doesn’t dislike him, as you said yourself, she mentioned a few months ago that she enjoyed being with Jiang Chen. If it were me, I could make someone who doesn’t have any ill feelings toward me and spends time with me every day fall for me in just a month…” His voice abruptly stopped, and Shao Bohan stared at Ning Er in disbelief. Hk4oyt

 

Ning Er gazed at him innocently.

 

Shao Bohan blushed from being stared at. qV89xE

 

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Not disliking oneself. s5vy03

 

Could he make someone fall for him in a month?

 

Isn’t this Ning Er! ze2Uju

 

He’s been back in Yancheng for half a year, and he still hasn’t won over Ning Er!

 

Shao Bohan suddenly felt a blow to his confidence and began to doubt his own charm. But he still found some comfort in it. p5LbUv

 

Liu Xiaomeng and Jiang Chen are in a heterosexual relationship, but he and Xiao Er are both guys. Making Ning Er like him is much more difficult than making a girl like him. So, it’s not that he can’t do it. It’s just that the objective conditions are too difficult.

 

After giving himself these reasons, Shao Bohan calmly took another sip of soy milk and continued, “Although there are many people who like me, I haven’t been in a relationship. But I know someone who might be able to help Jiang Chen. He has quite a bit of experience.” After a pause, Shao Bohan put down his soy milk and looked at Ning Er. “You also know him.” CnOsEP

 

Ning Er was taken aback. “Who’s that?”

 

“Zhao Haicheng.” erF2Vt

 

During the morning reading session, Shao Bohan had sent Zhao Haicheng’s WeChat contact information to Ning Er.

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Ning Er confusedly added Zhao Haicheng as a friend and introduced himself, explaining his purpose. Zhao Haicheng replied within three minutes,【Hahaha, I’ve already heard it from Shao Ge. Xiao Er, do you need help with matters of the heart? You’ve come to the right person!】 jkQJiW

 

Ning Er was somewhat surprised, 【I thought you were in class.】 He replied so quickly.

 

【Zhao Haicheng: Our school starts at nine o’clock. I’m having breakfast at home now.】 XdSLQh

 

Ning Er was envious to the point of turning green.

 

【Zhao Haicheng: Tell me in detail about your friend’s situation, and I’ll see what I can do.】 DAIzdk

 

Ning Er quickly recounted Jiang Chen’s situation.

 

During morning self-study, Shao Bohan noticed that Ning Er was constantly and discreetly messaging Zhao Haicheng on his phone. IW4rHd

 

Shao Bohan casually placed his Chinese textbook in front of him, propping his chin up with one hand. He kept a watchful eye on the teacher patrolling the classroom to prevent them from discovering Ning Er’s little actions. His peripheral vision was fixed on Ning Er’s face, observing the various adorable expressions he made from time to time. 

 

And Ning Er was genuinely shocked. rcCjmE

 

You could do that?

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Can you act like this? NCRjpB

 

You could pursue a girl like that?!

 

There was a reason Shao Bohan had recommended Zhao Haicheng to Ning Er. svUSMG

 

He said that in Haicheng, he used to be the school’s heartthrob, but Zhao Haicheng had the most girlfriends. Zhao Haicheng had good looks, came from a well-off family, and most importantly, he had a silver tongue. With his smooth talk and playful words, girls couldn’t stop giggling when chatting with him.

 

Zhao Haicheng even had two girlfriends simultaneously, and amazingly, both of his girlfriends didn’t seem to mind this at all. It was a mystery how he managed that. e9wCXq

 

People say you can’t judge a book by its cover, and Ning Er remembered that Zhao Haicheng looked clean-cut and came from an intellectual background. How could he be so skilled in matters of the heart and be so good at charming others?

 

In the end, Zhao Haicheng came up with an idea for Jiang Chen: 【That girl probably likes him too, but girls are usually shy. Most of them won’t confess to a guy until the last moment. They prefer the guy to take the initiative. So, you should have your friend invite this girl to hang out on the weekend. You know what this coming Sunday is, right? Double Eleven and Singles’ Day. There will be a lot of people selling roses on the streets. Have your friend find someone he knows, act a bit pitiful, but not too much, it should be obvious that it’s an act. Have them approach your friend and insist that they are a couple, forcing them to buy roses. Your friend should buy all the roses and then tell the girl that it doesn’t matter whether it’s real or fake, but since he said you’re my girlfriend, I’m happy and have to buy them.】 5uR0vd

 

Ning Er: “!!!”

 

That’s an overwhelming plan!!! RAk8iM

 

Ning Er shared Zhao Haicheng’s method with Jiang Chen.

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Jiang Chen was overjoyed but somewhat hesitant. Ning Er gave him the final assurance, saying, 【My friend said that Liu Xiaomeng definitely likes you.】 lg2sVv

 

Jiang Chen was shocked and finally made up his mind.

 

On Monday, during the school’s morning self-study session, a classmate called out, “Ning Er, someone’s looking for you.” j4veu8

 

Ning Er craned his neck to look out the window, and Jiang Chen excitedly waved at him. When he went outside, Jiang Chen couldn’t contain his joy, and he was so happy that he almost wanted to give Ning Er a hug. He held Ning Er’s hand and kept saying, “Ning Er! You’re the best friend! Xiaomeng and I are together now. She actually agreed to be my girlfriend yesterday! I want to thank you. I definitely want to thank you. I’ll treat you to dinner this Saturday!”

 

Ning Er was also quite surprised. He hadn’t expected Jiang Chen and Liu Xiaomeng to get together so easily? YIVqW

 

But one thing had to be made clear: “It wasn’t my idea. It was Shao Bohan’s friend who came up with it.”

 

Jiang Chen said, “Then I’ll treat Shao Bohan to dinner as well. I’m really grateful to you all. I’ve liked Xiaomeng for over a year, and I promise to treat her well from now on!” ebypT

 

Ning Er declined politely, but Jiang Chen held onto him and wouldn’t let go, so he had no choice but to agree.

 

Back in the classroom, Shao Bohan stared at him with a steady gaze and then glanced at his hand. HGf0a3

 

“What’s up?” 

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Ning Er didn’t think too much about it and sat back at his desk. “Jiang Chen and Liu Xiaomeng are really together now,” he paused for a moment, “Zhao Haicheng is really amazing.” ORDzH1

 

Shao Bohan’s gaze lingered on Ning Er’s hand as he replied with a low chuckle, “It’s not that he’s amazing. He just figured it out. Liu Xiaomeng definitely wanted to be Jiang Chen’s girlfriend. She liked him.”

 

Ning Er asked confused, “Isn’t that amazing?” B42CxP

 

Shao Bohan paused for a moment, pursed his lips, and didn’t say anything more.

 

At least he hadn’t figured out whether you like me or not. fWIUCv

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The author has something to say: 

Shao Bohan: … It turns out I’m so useless. We spend every day together, and Ning Er doesn’t dislike me, yet I can’t even understand his thoughts…

Ning Er: Who…who said I don’t dislike you anymore?!!!
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Fuwa: Of course, it sounds just like you! 233333


K: Hello guys, sorry for the late update! I am currently on the process of editing all the chapters. Probably by 35th chapter chapter release will be every 4x a week ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა Enjoy reading! 

Translator's Note

他们两个臭皮匠加在一起把双方搞得更晕了 I think the author references this to 三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛. A Chinese idiom saying three cobblers, with their wits combined, surpass Zhuge Liang, the mastermind – the wisdom of the masses exceeds that of the wisest individual.

Translator's Note

福娃 fúwá: Lucky Doll

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