Luo Yusen looked at Fei Bai in front of him, sweating and blushing. He raised an eyebrow lightly. “Cooking at home?”
Fei Bai nodded, stepped back, and gestured to the food on the table. “Shixiong, come over and eat after washing your hands. There’s another dish in the pot. It’ll be ready soon.”
Fei Bai seemed quite serious. Luo Yusen simply responded with an “Mm.”
Fei Bai wasn’t sure how long the crabs needed to be steamed. He felt they should be done by now, so he opened the pot and poured out the four motionless crabs.
Though the crab shells hadn’t turned red, he could only put them on the table to save face for now.
Luo Yusen took off his coat, went to wash his hands in the bathroom, and returned to sit at the table. He saw Fei Bai bring over a plate of obviously undercooked crabs.
Fei Bai handed him a pair of chopsticks and a small plate. “Shixiong, try the crab I cooked.”
Luo Yusen calmly accepted them and reached out with the chopsticks towards one of the crabs. Then that crab suddenly raised its claw. Luo Yusen’s chopsticks paused in the air before retracting.
“Xiao Shidi, this crab of yours…” Luo Yusen seemed to be choosing his words carefully. “How cooked is it?”
Fei Bai thought to himself that Lou Yusen was really giving him a face. This was the first time he’d seen someone ask how cooked a crab was.
“About 70% cooked?” he said.
Then he added, “Shixiong, let me tell you, the best cooking is about preserving the original flavor of the food.”
“Preserving the original flavor of the food?” Luo Yusen repeated, then looked calmly at Fei Bai. “So, next time, should I take you fishing in the countryside? Can you just bite into the fish we catch without cooking it?”
That… that might not be a good idea.
Fei Bai swallowed nervously and sincerely suggested, “Shixiong, how about trying something else?”
Luo Yusen then used the tip of his chopsticks to poke at the roasted chicken and ask, “Do you usually only roast half a chicken?”
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Fei Bai looked at the chicken and realized that this takeaway place only served half a chicken in one order.
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No, seriously, what kind of logic does the owner of this roast chicken shop have?
“I, I usually cut it like this,” Fei Bai said.
Luo Yusen saw Fei Bai sweating profusely and found it funny, but his face remained expressionless as he continued, “Did you steam the rice as well?”
“It’s me who steamed it.” Fei Bai’s voice had weakened considerably compared to before.
Luo Yusen glanced at the rice cooker in the kitchen and calmly asked, “Fei Bai, I’d like to ask you a question.”
Fei Bai had a gut feeling that this wasn’t going to be a good question, but he gathered his courage and asked, “W-what question?”
Luo Yusen put down his chopsticks and asked, “How does the rice cooker cook the rice if it’s not plugged in?”
Fei Bai was dumbfounded.
This was it. There was no way to come up with an excuse now. He couldn’t possibly tell Luo Yusen that he cooked the rice by rubbing sticks together.
When Luo Yusen came back earlier, he saw Fei Bai receiving takeout at the door. He didn’t point it out. He just wanted to see how Fei Bai would wriggle out of it, blushing and embarrassed, unable to utter a word in the end.
“Shixiong, I was wrong. I lied about being able to cook. This is the takeout that I ordered.”
Fei Bai hung his head. “And that half-cooked crab was made by me.”
“I can tell,” Luo Yusen said casually.
Fei Bai cautiously looked up at him and asked, “Shixiong, are you angry?”
Luo Yusen didn’t answer directly, but instead asked back, “What would you do if I were angry? And what if I’m not?”
Fei Bai stuttered, “If you’re angry, I’ll coax you. If you’re not, then, I’ll just… leave it.”
“Alright, then I’m angry,” Luo Yusen said.
“Huh?” Fei Bai was stunned, then realized that Luo Yusen meant for him to coax him.
How… How should he coax him?
Fei Bai only knew how to coax children like Luo Feifei. He couldn’t possibly use the same approach with Luo Yusen.
After hesitating for a long time, he slowly moved next to Luo Yusen and awkwardly lowered his head, saying, “Shixiong, please don’t be angry anymore.” As he spoke, he reached out his hand, daringly wanting to touch the man’s hair in front of him.
But Luo Yusen didn’t give him the chance. He grabbed Fei Bai’s wrist and pulled it back, spinning him around and causing Fei Bai to unintentionally sit on Luo Yusen’s lap.
The next moment, the man’s aggressive breath sprayed into his ear, causing a tingling sensation. Fei Bai dared not move.
Luo Yusen lowered his head, the straight bridge of his nose pressing against Fei Bai’s temple. “What, just sitting here counts as coaxing me?”
Wait a minute, how did I end up sitting here? You’re the one who pulled me! Fei Bai realized that Luo Yusen was quite good at twisting things around.
He asked softly, “T-then what would you like me to do?”
“Do I have to teach you everything?” Luo Yusen casually took Fei Bai’s hand and placed it on the junction of his shoulder and neck. “You better listen carefully, Xiao Shidi.”
Fei Bai kept his hand hooked around Luo Yusen’s neck, feeling his face turning red again because of the term “Xiao Shidi.” It was the kind of redness that even a fully cooked crab would feel inferior to and die of self-pity.
Luo Yusen noticed Fei Bai’s averted gaze and felt a hint of satisfaction. He held Fei Bai’s hand and slid it down, pressing his palm firmly against his own.
Fei Bai, through the slim-fit sweater, felt Luo Yusen’s thin and even muscles, causing his heart to involuntarily beat faster.
His hand was led by Luo Yusen to the side of his waist and continued downward.
Fei Bai felt that his fingertips had already touched the edge of the belt. His eyelids twitched, and he subconsciously wanted to pull his hand back.
Luo Yusen didn’t give him the chance to escape. He increased the strength of his hand and whispered lowly into his ear, “Can’t handle it anymore?”
Fei Bai turned his face away and struggled twice, only to receive a punitive bite from Luo Yusen on his earlobe.
“Don’t move,” Luo Yusen warned.
Immediately after, Fei Bai felt himself being licked.
His whole body trembled. “Shixiong…”
However, Luo Yusen showed no intention of stopping. He directly sucked on Fei Bai’s earlobe, occasionally using his warm tongue to rub against it.
Fei Bai’s chest began to rise and fall, but he still pressed his lips together, unwilling to make a sound.
Luo Yusen used his other hand to lift Fei Bai’s sweater, leisurely massaging his lower back.
Fei Bai felt a surge of electricity coming up his spine, causing his spine to soften involuntarily.
He couldn’t help but gently sway his waist, his breath becoming rapid.
“Don’t you feel anything?”
Luo Yusen looked at the child, who appeared to be pretending to be calm despite the evident struggle.
This only fueled his desire to tease him further. He moved his hand to a different spot and asked, “How about now?”
There are ” quotation marks scattering around in narration : after “unwilling to make a sound.” and before “He couldn’t help but gently sway his waist”.
And so he did saw it all! 🤣 yet he’s still deliberately finding faults in subtle way just to tease him..
Thanks for the chapter~
now f***…
What the strange restaurant…
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omg the teasing is so cute, Fe Bai is so cute!! Thanks for the chapters! ❤️❤️
Upsie~
Thank You for the new chapter ♥(˘⌣˘ C)
Whoever thought it was a good idea to chop a roast chicken into top and bottom parts 😂🤣 and uh oh, fei bai’s gonna be eaten~ 😳
thanks for the chapter!