Heavenly WifeCh6.2 - It’s Fucking Ridiculous (2)

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The Bald Big Brother was so excited that his hands trembled. He quickly took out his wallet from his pocket and grabbed a stack of cash from inside it without thinking. He took out all the 100 yuan bills he had on him and shoved them into Feng Yang’s hand.  

“Little brother, do you think this is enough? Can you help this Big Brother find my sister who has been separated from us for many years? If you can, Big Brother will be very grateful to you!”

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Feng Yang looked at the cash in his hand; there were a total of twelve one hundred yuan bills. He hesitated a little, then counted out 500 yuan, and returned the remaining 700 yuan. 

“I can find someone, but I won’t take extra money for this. I’m not sure it will be successful, because it’s been a long time since she disappeared.” CZSdcJ

The Bald Big Brother reluctantly accepted the 700 yuan. “Alright, if you think you can find her, please tell me immediately. Ah, can I add you to my WeChat?”

Feng Yang nodded. “Yes. Also, I need something of your sister’s, from when she was a child.”

While they were adding each other on WeChat, a girl who looked about 13 or 14-years-old walked next to them. She took her mother’s hand and said, “Mom, let’s get our fortunes read! It looks so accurate!”

The woman pulled her daughter away and whispered, “Silly girl, that man’s just a conman. Five hundred yuan for a few words? Look at him, he’s wearing such worn out clothes that don’t fit him at all. Do you think he can really read people’s fortunes?”

The little girl just thought that the big brother in front of her was so handsome and beautiful! Especially those eyes, aiyo! They were big and bright, with eyelashes that were full and long. He’s so damn hot! Better than her school’s idol! Oh yes, provided you didn’t pay attention to his clothes!

Feng Yang had heard the woman calling him a liar, but he wasn’t upset by such a small matter. Instead, he responded in a tone that the woman could definitely hear, “This Aunt, her right shoulder has been hurting recently, especially when the sky is overcast. The medication being taken is not effective, and acupuncture is useless.”

“How do you know?” she asked, covering her right shoulder defensively.

“You haven’t swept your parents’ tombs for at least three years. The reason is so clear, yet you didn’t realize it. This year, sweep their tombs clean and offer them some food items.” dgwJnN

The woman then thought to herself, has it already been three years since I swept my parents’ tombs?

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Her husband still went to pay his respects, but she found it troublesome. She had thought that after her parents died, that would be it. It was enough to have carried out her filial duty when they were alive. In the early years after their deaths, she had still visited their tombs, but now, she didn’t go there anymore.

But who knew if what this boy had said was right?! Thus, the woman didn’t answer; she stared at him for a moment, then took her daughter and left. It was mainly because she didn’t think Feng Yang was a fortune-teller at all. Since he could earn so much money by doing this, why was he dressed so badly? Just wait until I sweep the graves this year! Then I’ll believe you!

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Feng Yang replied, “Yes.”

“How can I give them to you? Is it convenient for you to come home with me, or should I bring them to your home?”

“I’ll be here today and tomorrow. You can contact me at any time if you need something.” bavDlC

“That’s good. Then I’ll go back and search for her things.”

Feng Yang looked at the Bald Big Brother as he walked to the parking lot. He then poked Hua Cheng, who was inside his sleeve. “Come out and continue.”

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Hua Cheng squeezed out his small head, and when he saw that the Bald Brother was really gone, he jumped over onto Feng Yang’s shoulder and shouted again: 

“Fortune-telling! Reading faces! Reading names! At no charge! Fortune-telling! Reading faces! Reading names! …” pt3DIw

Hua Cheng kept shouting. The people around them who were curious came closer to watch for a while; they thought that seeing this parrot was better than getting their fortunes told. So they took videos of it and sent those to their friends.

Feng Yang saw this but he didn’t mind it. After all, free advertising would be beneficial to him. 

He walked over to a fat aunt who sold water nearby and bought a bottle of water. Hua Cheng was shouting loudly, he surely would be thirsty.

The fat aunt didn’t have any customers at the moment, so she was not busy. She had been watching Feng Yang read people’s fortunes for a while.  tyo ah

She took out a bottle of water from the freezer and asked with a smile, “Young man, are you really good at reading fortunes?”

Feng Yang smiled. “Auntie, you are in good health. You have a car, a house, and two daughters; however, they’re not married yet.”

The fat aunt: “!!!”

Feng Yang shook the water bottle. “How much is this?” Y0POHA

The fat aunt repeatedly waved her hands. “No charge, it’s free. Then, can you tell me when they will have husbands?”

“I can’t really say that. But if you trust me, then I suggest that you give both of them this advice later: Don’t always devote all your attention to your work. You should also go out more, climb mountains, and play ball, or something.”

The fat aunt closed the freezer. “It’s true that they are both filial. It was not easy for me to make money for them, so that they could study and get good jobs. Now they are already successful. It’s just, they haven’t found partners until now. It worries me to death.”

Feng Yang said with a smile, “Let them be. By the way, could you do me a favor?” Po4EL2

“What is it? Just say it.”

“Could you please help me turn this cash into WeChat money?”

“Alright, how much do you want to transfer?”

Feng Yang took out four 100 yuan bills and gave them to the fat aunt. She smiled and looked at the notes carefully. After she was sure that the money was legit, she added Feng Yang’s WeChat and transferred 400 yuan to his account. 4pbsfd

Feng Yang thanked the aunt and said goodbye. He looked at the darkening sky and decided to call it a day. It was already past two o’clock by the time school had ended and he had got here, where he had helped people calculate their fortunes; it was almost five o’clock now. 

Night fell early during winter, and the people on the street were dwindling. Besides, not everyone wanted to know what their future held. Some people might be curious about their own destiny, but even so, it was one thing to be curious about it, and another thing to truly believe in it. Then there were others who, even if they believed, might not want to know their future in advance. Simply because they were afraid that it wouldn’t be what they wanted.

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Hua Cheng flew close to his ear and whispered, “Prince, shall we go and buy some food?”

“En, what would you like to eat?” N cTPD

“Caterpillar bread! Do you think they sell caterpillar stuffing here? Wow! I think it will be delicious!”

Feng Yang gently flicked his small head. “How many people do you think would like to eat caterpillar stuffed bread?”

Hua Cheng thought so too, but he still wanted to eat ah!

Thus, Feng Yang took Hua Cheng to the nearest bakery and bought some bread. There certainly was no bread with caterpillar stuffing, but they sold bread with a caterpillar–like appearance. Feng Yang tried a piece of the cream-filled caterpillar bread and felt that the taste was not bad, so he bought two more pieces of it. 2TzZWO

Just as he was about to pay, he saw the cake decoration room behind the transparent glass of the display counter. Two people were sticking shiny things around a big cake. The shiny things should be crystals. 

The bottom two layers of the five-layer cake had been completely covered with stones and they flashed brightly. The two workers were now sticking the crystals on the third layer.

Feng Yang was a little curious about that cake, so he casually asked the salesperson who was at the register, scanning his items, “Can you really put crystals on the cake?”

When the salesperson heard this, he didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. “Don’t mention it. We had a wealthy customer come in yesterday, who seemed to be obsessed with shiny things. He seemed to like all things glittery and wore six jewelled rings on his fingers! He wanted his cake to be the brightest in the world. Hah, the chefs in our shop have been sticking crystals on the cake since morning. We really can’t understand the world of the rich!” MVyXJ0

Feng Yang thought that the problem here wasn’t the world of the rich, but whether there was something wrong with that customer’s brain. 

These crystals couldn’t be eaten! Or, did he just want to take a look at them and then throw them away?

Tsk, tsk. Feng Yang couldn’t help but say in the heart, are you sick? 

Moreover, this ‘sick’ person hadn’t gone back here after ordering the cake yesterday. Instead, he had gone to a store where they sold tablet computers. He bought a tablet there with a glossy back, and then took out the custom Swarovski crystal case that he had ordered, and glued the case to the back of the new tablet. wZMUhs

It’s bling bling everywhere! He looks so happy!

The salesperson: “…”

The tablets she sold were simple and elegant, but it looked just like a child’s toy in a certain someone’s hand after being fully covered in crystals! 

It’s really fucking ridiculous =,=! kPOLyo

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