FTW could naturally see 3U’s selection.
Wei Xiao: “3U’s smart, they didn’t fall for it.”
They’d let out the berserker thief and elemental shaman just to try and lure 3U to take one and fight for the other.
It was reasonable to say that 3U was very attached to the berserker thief. In a situation where they only had one spot with which to choose talents, they would give priority to the berserker thief. Unexpectedly, 3U’s first choice was for their support position, and they won the elemental shaman.
Chen Feng: “The berserker thief’s worth more than the elemental shaman.”
Brother Cai was eager. “In that case, I’ll lock in the berserker thief?”
Chen Feng: “Yes.”
Wei Xiao saw through him with a glance. “What the hell are you scared of?”
Bai Cai was righteous. “I’m just scared! My elemental shaman isn’t as good as Cong Yi’s!”
Wei Xiao: “……”
Bai Cai’s mood was 10,000 times better now that he didn’t have to use the elemental shaman.
Wei Xiao tilted his head and stared at Caicai.
Bai Cai: “!”
Wei Xiao didn’t make a sound, but his gaze said it all: You’re very much in need of a friendly beating, Brother Vegetable.
Brother Cai shuddered with fear. But… he couldn’t be concerned about this now!
He’d scrape by this one time, and maybe be able to continue on like this for a lifetime!
It could be seen from the line-up for the second match that 3U was ready to fight back.
They had the elemental shaman for protection, and the wind storm thief made a powerful appearance. Wen Wei and Li Chun took c-position talents with relatively higher self-preservation ability, and Xuan Long in the top lane took the divine warrior, preparing to dodge and survive even if he couldn’t fight and win!
The 3U fans were relieved. “They’re back, they’re back, my Pajamas CP is stable.”
“This is how it should be! Why would you guys split up? When fighting against FTW, you should avoid fighting head on and gank like crazy. Yue Wenle and Ning Zhehan are absolutely the weak points in the team.”
“Don’t look down on them, okay? Did my God Le’s number one ADC position come out of nowhere?”
“Ha, ha. Did you forget about how your God Le was beaten into seclusion by Asleep last year?”
“So what? Our FTW took the championship!”
“Without Close’s crazy power, would your God Le be able to win the championship?”
“Last year was our Lele’s first season!”
The players all entered the canyon while the fans quarreled.
In this game, Brother Cai had gotten his own favorite hero––the holy priest.
Wei Xiao: “Follow Old Yue.”
Bai Cai was in a good mood. “’Kay.”
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Wei Xiao was using the berserker thief, Lu Feng had taken the berserker warrior that Xuan Long had taken in the previous game, Ning Zhehan had chosen the immortal warlock because of Li Chun’s spirit mage, and Yue Wenle in the bottom lane and Wen Wei had taken the gun launcher and storm hunter to duel with respectively.
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Since the captain was on the top lane, he would be able to come and support him in time if he was exposed.
Unexpectedly, 3U’s top jungle zone was quiet. Not only were Cong Yi and Asleep missing, they hadn’t even tried to put in any vision.
Wei Xiao immediately snatched up the red daddy even as he gave instructions to his team, “Be careful.”
3U had obviously given up the top jungle zone, so they must have gone to mess with their bottom jungle zone.
This exchange of jungle resources was also a normal way to start the match.
Bai Cai tentatively let out a skill towards the jungle zone and bumped into Cong Yi’s vision trap.
Bai Cai: “They’re both there!”
Wei Xiao glanced at the minimap and said, “Let it go.”
Bai Cai: “Okay!”
The commentators analyzed, “In this wave, FTW’s suffered a loss. Quiet’s jungle clearing speed is obviously a bit slower than Asleep, while Bai Cai and Yue Wenle are worried about someone emerging from the jungle zone and don’t dare to suppress Wen Wei like crazy. By the time Asleep and Cong Yi finish with the jungle creeps, no matter whether they go to support the bottom lane or gank the mid-lane, FTW will still suffer a bloody loss.”
“At first glance, it’s true that FTW’s start to this game isn’t good. But the problem is, Close…”
Without waiting for the commentator to finish, a fight had already broken out in the top lane.
After finishing with the red daddy and the stone man, Wei Xiao gave up the three wolves and headed straight for Xuan Long.
Xuan Long was still chattering on in the team chat, “Hurry up, you guys, give Yue Wenle some pressure, and force Quiet to go provide support… holy shit!”
There was no way for him not to curse, because he’d just been locked in by the berserker thief’s scythe!
The divine warrior layered buffs on himself, thinking that he wouldn’t just die under the berserker thief’s scythe just like that.
Wei Xiao had only unlocked two skills and couldn’t jump back and forth even if his scythe had locked in on a player. He could only pull the locked target closer to him.
Xuan Long was overjoyed in his heart and said, “Laozi won’t die. You guys don’t have to come.”
As soon as his words fell, the berserker warrior’s attack smashed into his body.
Xuan Long: “!”
They’d both played the berserker warrior, but how could the difference between them be so big?!
The divine warrior that had been shot up into the sky now provided the berserker thief with an opportunity to DPS brainlessly.
Xuan Long was already powerless by the time the berserker warrior’s Bold and Resolute landed. “Laozi’s going to f*cking send out First Blood again!”
Everyone in 3U: “……”
Cong Yi added salt to the injury. “At least you gave First Blood to a different person.”
In the last match, it was Close. In this match, it was Quiet.
Xuan Long was really scared of his vice-captain’s cold jokes!
But some people just had to support him. “Ha.”
Other than their Captain Sleep, there was no one else who would do this!
Had it not been for the fact that he knew Asleep’s character––this ‘ha’ was really a sound indicating laughter––then Xuan Long would start suspecting that Asleep was mocking him.
Even if he was such a noob that he could indeed be ridiculed.
At this time, the director gave the 3U members a camera shot, and the fans’ hearts, which had originally jumped up to their throats, fell back down slightly.
“Brother Long’s in good condition. He hasn’t collapsed.”
“Did my Sleep-sleep laugh?”
“It must be that God Yi’s telling cold jokes again!”
A new fan was curious and interjected, “Cold joke?”
“Have you never listened to Glory’s Mic Explosion King? Come on, come on, I’ll send you the link. Hurry and go experience it for yourself.”
“3U branded cold jokes with Sleep God laughing ha, ha.”
“Fellow sisters quickly go and ship it, it’s super sweet!”
“Even though, even if, I’m a man.”
“Little brothers, go quickly. You’ll be the most handsome little brother in the world after you see it.”
The straight men were dazed from watching this. “Are the little fairy girls all so fierce these days…”
3U was indeed not in a panic.
Xuan Long had sent himself up to die in the top lane, but in the bottom lane, they would never let go of Yue Wenle and Bai Cai!
While they spoke, Asleep finished clearing the jungle. Making use of the elemental shaman’s acceleration totem, he approached Yue Wenle like the wind.
Brother Cai had started preparing a long time ago and came back to his senses in time to use a bubble tune.
Cong Yi had finished creating his purification totem a long time ago, and as the bubble tune flew towards Asleep’s body, Asleep had 0.3 seconds of purification.
The commentator: “Beautiful! Asleep didn’t get controlled!”
“The timing of this purification totem is absolutely perfect. Cong Yi is really worthy of being the number one elemental shaman in the China competition zone!”
“Asleep’s chasing wind has bypassed the holy priest, taking him straight to Yue Wenle.”
“The gun launcher doesn’t have its ultimate move, and its scattered shot isn’t enough. He can’t hit the wind thief.”
The scene was even more exciting through the holographic projection. The wind thief was a king who controlled the wind, sending out a wind blade that sliced through the air, cutting up the surrounding space and making the gun launcher dizzy.
Enhanced basic attacks stabbed over, one after another, and Yue Wenle’s health dropped to less than half in an instant.
Brother Cai gave Yue Wenle a heal, but unfortunately, 3U’s storm hunter stepped on raindrops and came over. There were two whizzing sounds as two rain arrows shot out and landed on Yue Wenle’s head.
Asleep used another chasing wind, and his wind blade pierced the launcher’s chest, sending him back home.
Bai Cai sucked in a breath and turned to run.
Unfortunately, Cong Yi used up half of his own health to create a control totem, trapping the holy priest by its legs.
Brother Cai: “……”
System Announcement––
3U.Sleep killed FTW.Le.
3U.Sleep killed FTW.White.
In the top lane, Wei Xiao had taken First Blood, but in the bottom lane, Asleep had taken a double kill.
In the second game of the semi-finals, 3U had finally gotten even!
Wei Xiao didn’t click to teleport over. On one hand, 3U’s three people were all in a good state, and on the other hand, heroes revived quickly in the early stage of the game. Yue Wenle would be back in the game soon, and if he went over now, he’d lose experience from both sides.
He took advantage of the time while Asleep was in the bottom zone to kill the ancient creature that had just spawned with Lu Feng, forcibly increasing experience and gold for the whole team.
Wei Xiao: “Old Bai, you up for it?”
Bai Cai: “……”
Wei Xiao: “Our Lele needs you.”
Bai Cai’s mouth twitched. “Shut up!”
Wei Xiao grinned like a fox and didn’t say anything else.
Wei Xiao had constantly been messing with Yue Wenle prior to the semi-finals.
The new solo mode had made things more convenient. Wei Xiao first let Yue Wenle experience the happiness of being tortured and killed by 100 different heroes, then let him enjoy the happiness of being cut to death by 15 thieves, and finally, let him experience being smeared into the ground by the heroes he himself was famous for…
This was the so-called, “if you don’t break from the abuse, then you will break out from the abuse.”
Yue Wenle was obviously the latter.
If Wei Xiao didn’t beat him up until he cowered, then he would have managed to beat him up until he was even more fierce!
When it came to God Le… Wei Xiao wasn’t worried.
Although the training time was a little short, and the effect wasn’t yet very stable, as long as the training continued, FTW would definitely have the number one ADC.
Wei Xiao was more concerned about Brother Cai.
If FTW focused on its jungler core, Brother Cai wouldn’t have any problems. The White Cabbage that followed Wei Xiao had triple his usual strength and wasn’t afraid of anyone.
But the problem was, Yue Wenle needed Bai Cai more.
The author has something to say:
Brother Cai: Being forced to remarry [shut up]
xiin: i find it cute that Cong Yi makes bad jokes… and that Asleep laughs at them.
Ah Asleep ‘ha’ is so cute! 😆 Brother Cai, fighting!!!
Thank you for the chapter ❤️
ha. Seems like Asleep is in a good mood~!
+1 xiin and I loved how he laughed with a ‘ha’ . Really mocking
Thanks for the chapter ♥️♥️
xiin: i find it cute that Cong Yi makes bad jokes… and that Asleep laughs at them.
+1
Thank you for the chapter~~! 💜💜💜
3U love cold jokes
Тhank you for new chapter~
for someone that doesnt speak a lot, that ha could be equivalent to bahahahhahhaha
pfffttt
thank you for the chapter 💖
Thanks for the chapter 💕💕
Am I the only deeply wondering why bai Caine didnt run earlier while everyone was focused on lele so as to not get dbl killed. He knows best that they’d lose. Too much of a game analyzer at times.
On the contrary, I think Bai Cai DOES stand a chance against them if he could get it out of his head to be afraid of the other side.
YesBut thsts his problem as poor wei little xiao knows butd since he wants to keep bein a lazy vegetable running earlier wuda made more sense. Old bai just saddens me wen hes lazy bai
The author named him after a vegetable for a reason xD. But if he has the right motivation -cough Money cough- he’ll put in the effort.
Cong Yi – that joke is fucked up! Lmao!
Wei Xiao serving tough love
Sleep and Cong Yi are just absolutely adorable. Him making bad jokes and sleep laughing at them.. so cute!