After Tong Yi wrote the letter of guarantee, he told his team members not to come to his dorm in the future.
Li Xin roughly explained the situation in the group chat. It made many people so angry that they wanted to come over and beat Mi Le up, but Tong Yi stopped all of them.
Tong Yi: Recently, the coach has been recommending us to others. We cannot humiliate him. Don’t cause trouble. I will find a way to deal with him.
The second day passed with dignity, and then someone came into Tong Yi’s dorm again.
At that time, Mi Le was doing his hair at his desk, while Tong Yi was searching from a row of volleyball shoes for the pair that he would wear today.
At this moment, someone smashed the door open and walked straight in.
Tong Yi was startled and turned around to see that Li Xin’s girlfriend had come.
Uh… he had really forgotten to tell Li Xin’s girlfriend.
Tong Yi subconsciously looked at Mi Le and saw that Mi Le was also looking at him.
Tong Yi shrugged and said quietly: “It slipped my mind. I also didn’t know.”
Mi Le nodded and turned to look at Li Xin’s girlfriend.
As expected of 210 cm’s girlfriend, her height was probably 180 cm. Was she from the women’s volleyball team? Or the women’s basketball team?
“Li Xin, let’s break up!” Li Xin’s girlfriend said bluntly to Li Xin, who was still making the bed on the top bunk.
Li Xin was startled and got up with a jerk, then collided with the ceiling. He hit it hard and cried out in pain.
“What’s the matter?” Li Xin asked.
“Fuck your gold chain!” The girlfriend took out a gold necklace from her pocket and threw it straight at Li Xin’s face.
“What’s the matter? Don’t you like it?” Li Xin quickly came down and asked her.
“I don’t like it. My dad wouldn’t even give this thing to my mom.”
“Yi Ge gave me the idea of giving this affordable gift.”
Li Xin’s girlfriend glared at Tong Yi, and then questioned Li Xin, “You asked Tong Yi? You might as well ask the donkey at the east end of the village.”
“There’s something a bit wrong with this. How can your arguments implicate innocent people?” Tong Yi was quite unhappy after hearing this.
“When the two of you date a girl, is there nothing else you can say besides ‘drink more hot water’ and ‘if that’s what you think, there’s nothing I can do?’” she asked Tong Yi.
“Uh… yes, if that’s what you think, there’s nothing I can do.”
Li Xin’s girlfriend was very angry, and she yelled at Li Xin again: “Let’s break up! Don’t contact me in the future. I’ll block you!”
After saying this, she turned and left.
Li Xin saw Mi Le trick Tong Yi last night and felt very confused. It was only after he saw Tong Yi write the letter of guarantee that he understood what was going on.
When he got dumped today, with the same confused expression on his face, he asked Tong Yi: “Yi Ge, what’s the matter? Can’t I give that gift?”
“I think that it’s probably because the gold chain you gave is not heavy enough!”
“Is that so?”
“Probably…”
Mi Le put down the hairdryer, looked back at both of them, and couldn’t help but smile.
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Kong Jia’an was probably living with his boyfriend. He rarely returned to the dorm.
Tong Yi asked Mi Le: “Do you only laugh when others are not doing well?”
Mi Le was a little confused and asked: “Why do you ask?”
“When I wrote the letter of guarantee, you smiled. When Li Xin was dumped and you were watching on, you smiled.”
Mi Le didn’t even realize. Afterwards, he only sighed: “You observed very carefully.”
Tong Yi didn’t answer again. He continued to stare at his own sneakers.
“With your sportswear, wearing the black pair is suitable.” Mi Le suddenly spoke again.
Tong Yi reached out to take the sneakers, but after thinking about it, he deliberately took the golden sneakers and put them on.
Then, Mi Le watched with a cold expression as Tong Yi as he walked out of the dorm with his upper and lower body clashing.
Tong Yi drove his recently redeemed car. He honked his horn wildly, driving with “beep beep beep.”
Those who were riding bikes beside him easily passed by Tong Yi’s car and even turned around to look at Tong Yi’s car, holding up a middle finger.
Tong Yi was very competitive. He started racing with bicyclists. There were no traffic lights on the way, but Tong Yi didn’t pass the bicyclists and was even left far behind.
Tong Yi sat in the car and started to roar irritably: “Ahhhhh! Why is it this suffocating?!”
He had just gotten his driver’s license. He was tense all over when he drove and didn’t dare to drive too fast. Otherwise, his heart would jump out.
He drove a perfectly good car like an old car, and even exhausted himself.
Tong Yi, who was known for his speed when playing basketball, started to drive safely after losing the race against bicyclists. It took Tong Yi two hours to drive to a place that could be reached with forty minutes of normal driving.
The car drove into the neighborhood, and the pole rose up. He was just about to wave his hand when he realized that there was no one standing guard.
The neighborhood didn’t seem to be automated…
Tong Yi ignored it and continued to drive inside.
Tong Yi’s father was not an ordinary person, and his thought process wasn’t quite right.
A homicide had occurred in their neighborhood in the early years. A family of four were killed, and they were even dismembered. In order to hide the body, the killer took a month to dismember them, burying the bodies in various corners of the neighborhood.
For example, the head of the father was in the east, the leg of the daughter in the west, and they were distributed quite evenly.
The murderer cleaned up the house thoroughly, and the matter was hidden for a while.
But paper cannot contain the fire. After the incident broke out, all of the residents in the neighborhood went crazy. Many people moved out, constantly feeling that the neighborhood was filled with dark energy.
If Tong Yi’s family had purchased the house before, that would be okay, but Tong Yi’s father bought it afterwards.
Firstly, the houses here were so cheap that it was like they were free.
Secondly, Papa Tong had heard from somewhere that scholars emerge from graveyards. If Tong Yi lived here, he could get into college.
Papa Tong had little education, just money. He only hoped that his son could become a college student in the future.
Papa Tong still believed that Tong Yi could get into H University because he lived here.
So, Tong Yi grew up here.
Papa Tong was busy and didn’t have time to come over frequently. Tong Yi was raised by nannies.
In the early days, the nannies beside him changed like they were getting on and off a bus, one every few days. This neighborhood really was scary.
Later, a courageous one came, and she was willing to work hard for a high salary. Tong Yi even heard the aunt exclaim: “This job is like being on duty at a crematory. Even though it’s scary, the salary is high.”
Tong Yi drove his car into his own parking lot. Instead of entering the house, he went to another house not far away. He stood at the door and raised his hand, preparing to ring the doorbell, but the door opened at this moment.
Every time Tong Yi came to see Xu Duoduo, he had to take deep breaths first.
Be calm…
Be calm!
If ghosts really hurt people, he wouldn’t be able to live to this day.
Tong Yi had lived in this neighborhood since childhood. A single-family villa in the farthest corner had caught his attention. There were often different nannies here, and it seemed like there were no adults, only a young girl living here.
He was simple-minded and kept coming to play with Xu Duoduo. Later, he gradually realized that something was wrong with Xu Duoduo. Because Xu Duoduo was strange and believed in superstitions, she seemed to really have some skills and was quite amazing.
Thus, he had a large heart and didn’t even care. He really became Xu Duoduo’s childhood friend.
Tong Yi sat on the living room couch, playing on his phone. Xu Duoduo walked downstairs, as though talking to herself, and then sat next to Tong Yi.
He glanced down at his phone, then looked at Xu Duoduo. Xu Duoduo had an extra drink in her hand out of thin air, and then she said: “Thank you.”
He glanced at the air, saw that Xu Duoduo had another drink in her hand out of thin air, and she handed it to him. He reached out and took it, and then he also said to the air: “Thank you.”
Tong Yi took a sip of his drink. He opened his WeChat moments and saw that Mi Le had actually updated. There were three group photos of the drama club and one selfie.
Mi Le was an artist. Naturally, it went without saying that his selfie was so good-looking that it didn’t look like a real person.
Because he was particularly annoyed with Mi Le, he couldn’t help but mutter: “Idiot.”
After muttering, he zoomed in on the photo, looked at Mi Le’s face, and then looked at the others. For some reason, he saved the photo.
“Who is that?” Xu Duoduo asked.
“A drama queen in my dorm. He causes trouble every day.”
“Oh…” Xu Duoduo answered him by purposefully drawing out the sound.
“Yeah, isn’t he quite good-looking?” As he spoke, he raised his phone to show Xu Duoduo a photo of Mi Le.
She glanced casually and replied: “He’s okay.”
“Just okay? I thought that he’s good-looking, so I generously allowed him to room with me safe and sound until today.”
“Oh. Why did you come to my place today?”
“Do you have any tricks to deal with him?” This was the purpose of Tong Yi’s sudden return.
“Hm? Deal with him how?” Xu Duoduo was quite interested.
“It’s best if it can make him realize that he went too far!”
Xu Duoduo immediately snapped her fingers. Soon, she took out a talisman and gave it to Tong Yi: “You can stuff this talisman into his pillow. As long as he sleeps on the pillow for seven days, he will immediately die after seven days.”
Tong Yi was originally still holding the talisman and looking at the front and back. After hearing this, he quickly threw it at Xu Duoduo, afraid that if he touched it too much, he would also die suddenly.
“That’s not necessary. That’s not necessary.”
Xu Duoduo took out another talisman: “This one also works. You write his date of birth and horoscope, as well as the disease that you want him to suffer from, on the back. You can choose any kind of cancer, so that he is slowly tormented to death.”
Tong Yi was stunned and asked: “Can you write cervical cancer and breast cancer?”
Xu Duoduo immediately took the talisman back and asked: “Then what do you want to do?”
“I just want to deal with him. I can’t beat him up or scold him. It’s too suffocating.” Tong Yi continued to stare at Xu Duoduo.
“Oh, how do you want to deal with him?”
“I came to ask you.”
“I’ll give you a bad luck charm? But you’ll also have bad luck when bringing it back.”
“I just want to give him a good beating, and I don’t want to commit any wrongdoings.”
“Put a sack over his head.”
“That works, but… he’ll immediately think that it’s me.”
Xu Duoduo crossed her hands over her chest and looked at Tong Yi for a long time, then finally said: “How about this? I’ll find a way for you to enter his dreams. You can torture him in his dreams, make him have nightmares every day, or even beat him up in his dreams.”
“Oh… that works too. What should I do?”
Xu Duoduo raised her hand and tapped Tong Yi’s forehead, then said: “Okay.”
“Is that… all?”
“Yes, but there is a condition. That is, he must dream of you before you can enter his dream. If you forcibly enter, it wreaks havoc on his soul and spirit.”
Once Tong Yi heard this, he was unhappy and asked: “This… is too harsh. If he never dreams of me, will I never be able to deal with him?”
“What one thinks of during the day, one will dream of at night. Get all of his attention during the day, and he may dream of you at night. And then you go in and deal with him.”
“Oh…” Tong Yi thought carefully and thought it seemed quite interesting.
After finishing the drink, Tong Yi stood up again: “Okay, I’m going back to the school to dream.”
Then, he drove his own car and drove back to school, “beep beep beeping” all the way.
On the way, he encountered an old lady crossing the road. He prepared to step on the break and make way. Later, he realized that when he reached the pedestrian crossing, the old lady had already crossed.
Thus, he continued to drive with “beep beep beep.” Gradually, he got used to being overtaken by bicycles.
This time, he wasn’t depressed, but rather quite happy. He was about to deal with Mi Le!
Hahahahahahaha!
Author’s Notes: The foolish little Gong is much happier~
He will dream of you, and gradually, you will enter your wife’s dream. When the time is ripe, it will be every day!
[Let me say something, the Gong’s surname is Tong, not Dong.]
I didn’t realize the dreams would be literal magic 🤣🤣
All right I’m ready now!
Thanks for the chapter!
Hahahahaha. Tong Yi is digging a pit for himself 😂😂😂
I’m looking forward to this. (＾3＾♪
Tsk3 tong yi you dumdum 😂