Translator: XiaoWu
Under Bai Yue Huโs strange gaze, Lu Qingjiu hurriedly explained that this wasnโt their strange fetish but it was the black umbrella who had chased after them.
Bai Yue Hu nodded faintly after hearing this and grabbed the black umbrella. With a pull, the umbrella was forcibly removed from Yin Xunโs head and began to screech miserably. Itโs miserable cries were like a screeching child, causing oneโs scalp to grow numb. Lu Qingjiu stood by the side and watched. The moment he saw Yin Xunโs head once more, he noticed that something seemed to have fallen to the ground with a thud. Taking a closer look, he realised it was the black umbrellaโs eyeballs that had rolled on the ground.
Having seen the light of day, Yin Xun breathed a sigh of relief and was also given a fright by the eyeball. The scariest part was when the eyeball stared focusedly at Bai Yue Hu as if it were alive; this scene was extremely terrifying.
Bai Yue Hu threw the umbrella to the ground and the instant it landed, the eyeball that had rolled into a corner immediately shot towards the umbrella. It was immediately wrapped up by the umbrella.
โWhat on earth is this thing?โ Lu Qingjiu had never seen such a strange creature and he was also sure that heโd never read of such a thing in the Classics of Mountain and sea.
Bai Yue Hu didnโt speak. Instead, he bent forward and picked up something from under his foot. Lu Qingjiu waited for him to stand up and realised that it was an eyeball in his hands. This eyeball was similar to the one he had seen before; it was round with blood-red nerves trailing behind it. Whether it were the nerves or the eyeball, they were both alive. At this moment, it was trembling like a small animal in Bai Yue Huโs hands.
โItโs a technique.โ Bai Yue Hu said, โItโs purpose is unknown.โ
โAre these human eyes?โ Lu Qingjiu felt that having so many eyeballs truly made one feel uncomfortable.
โNo,โ Bai Yue Hu replied. โThese are all living creaturesโฆโ He threw the eyeball, as if wanting to see its reaction as it fell. However, he never expected for the foxkit, whoโd originally been lying obediently and watching the show from a corner, to suddenly charge over upon seeing the eyeball. None of them had time to react before the foxkit gave a howl and swallowed the eyeball after several crunching sounds could be heard.
โAh Ah Ah! Su Xi, what did you eat?!โ Yin Xun shrieked.
โQuick spit it out!โ Lu Qingjiu was faster. He picked up the foxkit and pried open its mouth, wanting to grab the eye out. It was evidently too late. Su Xi revealed two rows of small white teeth, its blue eyes stared innocently at Lu Qingjiu as if asking him what was the meaning of this.
Lu Qingjiu asked bitterly, โDid you really eat it? If something were to happen, how would I answer to your father?โ Last year, it had become a poodle and this year, it got food poisoningโฆ he truly felt ashamed of meeting the fox kit’s parent.
Su Xi obviously didnโt understand Lu Qingjiuโs heartache and even used its pink tongue to lick its mouth. Its gaze fell on the black umbrella with an expression that showed that it thought that eyeballโs taste was pretty good and wanted another.
Being stared at by Su Xi, the black umbrella unexpectedly retreated slowly. If it wasnโt for Lu Qingjiu watching it, he might have thought that heโd seen wrongly.
โWill it be fine after eating it?โ Lu Qingjiu asked Bai Yue Hu anxiously.
Bai Yue Hu glanced at the fox kit and thought for a moment before picking the umbrella up. Then, he reached a hand in and forcibly grabbed another eyeball from within.
โWhat are youโฆโ Before Lu Qingjiu could finish his words, he watched Bai Yue Hu stuff the eyeball into his own mouth and crunched it. Just like this, he ate the eyeball.
Yin Xun and Lu Qingjiu both suffered a fright. They stared at Bai Yue Hu with wide eyes, not daring to make a sound until Bai Yue Hu had swallowed it and slowly licked his lips. Lu Qingjiu asked in a small voice, โIs it tasty?โ
Bai Yue Hu, โIt is.โ He thought for a moment before saying another terrifying sentence. โItโs not humanโs eyes.โ
Lu Qingjiu, โ…โ What did he mean by itโs not human eyes? Wasnโt the implication that Bai Yue Hu had eaten human eyes before in order for him to be able to tell the difference?
โItโs really not bad.โ Probably noticing Lu Qingjiuโs alarmed expression, Bai Yue Hu kindly continued, โItโs crispy and not too bloody. Itโs also very juicy.โ
Lu Qingjiu, โ…โ If you werenโt talking about eyeballs, I really would like to try some.
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
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โNo need no need.โ Lu Qingjiu politely refused Bai Yue Huโs goodwill.
Bai Yue Hu looked at Yin Xun who hurriedly waved his hands like a window wiper.
โAlright.โ Bai Yue Huโs tone seemed to carry a faint hint of regret. โIโll eat it by myself then.โ
As if it could understand their words, the black umbrella wanted to bind itself tighter to resist the evil and tyrannical demon lord, Bai Yue Hu. But in Bai Yue Huโs eyes, its resistance was merely like a mantis hoping to stop a car. In the next second, Bai Yue Hu took out another eyeball and crunched on it.
Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun were both stupefied after witnessing such a cruel and stimulating scene.
After settling the strange umbrella, Lu Qingjiu silently turned around and went to prepare dinner. Yin Xun followed behind him, his trembling appearance resembled the black umbrella.
Tonightโs dinner was simple. Lu Qingjiu fried a big plate of beef patties, cold salad, eight treasure soup, and finally cut up the steak stewed in soy sauce. He placed some chilli on the side as a condiment.
Lu Qingjiu put the porridge on the table and called Bai Yue Hu over to eat.
Bai Yue Hu nodded and put the black umbrella aside. The umbrella stayed silent by his side without making a single sound. But the instant Bai Yue Hu picked up his chopsticks, the black umbrella abruptly opened and began to roll towards the door like a wheel.
The umbrella was actually planning to escape!
Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun stared with open mouths.
But Bai Yue Hu was faster. The umbrella had yet to roll twice before he had appeared before it and grabbed it with a cold laugh. โWhere are you going?โ
The black umbrella: โ…โ
โComing whenever you please and leaving whenever you please. Do you treat this place as a hotel?โ Bai Yue Hu pinched the umbrella and said, โIf you want to leave, you should at least leave behind all your eyeballs.โ
Once it heard this, the black umbrella began to cry pitifully. The sound was extremely ear-piercing and resembled a bullied child. This made Lu Qingjiu feel even more ashamed as if he had picked on a small child.
However, Bai Yue Huโs heart was made of stone. Not only did he not budge, he even went into the kitchen and brought out a thick rope to bind the black umbrella. Then, he tossed it onto the ground. โIโm full today, weโll continue tomorrow.โ
The black umbrella: โ…โ Wuwuwu, what evil had it committed! The scariest part was that the little fox had also shown interest in it, using its snout to rub against it as if it were about to take a bite anytime.
Yin Xun stared at the black umbrella and whispered to Lu Qingjiu, โWhy do I seem to see my own future in the black umbrella?โ
Lu Qingjiu replied, โDonโt think too much. If Bai Yue Hu really wants to eat you, youโd be gone in one bite. Itโll be quick and painless.โ
Yin Xun: โ…โ Thank you very much for your comfort, my good friend.
After eating, Yin Xun returned home while Lu Qingjiu went back into his room. Neither of them talked about the umbrella again, pretending as if nothing had happened.
Therefore, during the next two days, the black umbrella became Bai Yue Huโs personal snack. Lu Qingjiu watched his familyโs fox spirit sit in his rocking chair with the umbrella by his side. Once in a while, he would reach his hand in and fish out an eyeball, put it in his mouth and crunch. This scene was truly cruel to the extent that people couldnโt bear to watch.
The weather during the last few days was pretty good. Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun would usually find a spot in the courtyard to bask in the sun but they dared not now. Because in the courtyard, one could hear the scalp-numbing crunch. After listening for a long time, oneโs mentality would gradually become fuzzyโฆ it was clear to see how great of an impact it had.
Of course, there were those who welcomed the black umbrella such as the little fox kit who sat in a corner, never taking its eyes off it.
But considering Lu Qingjiuโs concern on food safety, Bai Yue Hu stopped feeding it no matter how pitiful the little fox appeared.
Yin Xun stewed for two days before he could no longer endure it. He also dared not go straight to Bai Yue Hu but found Lu Qingjiu instead to express his utter distress. โWhenever I see Bai Yue Hu eating those eyeballs, I also feel my eyes hurtingโฆโ
Lu Qingjiu was roasting fish when he heard Yin Xunโs words and froze.
Yin Xun, โAre you alsoโฆโ
Lu Qingjiu drew a deep breath and slowly nodded, โMore or less.โ
It would have been fine if heโd eaten anything else but the thing he had to eat was a live eyeball. Throwing them all into his mouth like this was truly horrifying.
โCan youโฆโ Yin Xun placed all his hopes on Lu Qingjiu, โPersuade Bai Yue Hu?โ
Lu Qingjiu nodded. โOkay, Iโll talk to him.:
After lunch, he went to find Bai Yue Hu before he planned to take his afternoon rest and snack, and told him about this matter including his suspicion towards the taste of those eyeballs and his discomfort towards seeing him eating those eyeballs.
Bai Yue Hu fell silent after listening. He beckoned towards Lu Qingjiu.
Lu Qingjiu thought he was about to say something but saw Bai Yue Hu leaned forward and closer to him. He didnโt expect for Bai Yue Hu to suddenly reach out a hand and hold the back of his head. Then, he felt something cold being pressed against his lips and before he could react, that thing had already been fully stuffed into his mouth.
โWu!โ Lu Qingjiuโs eyes grew round. He wanted to say something but a pang of sweetness filled his mouth, completely different from the bloodiness he had expected.
โTry it first.โ Bai Yue Huโs voice sounded.
Since the thing was already in his mouth and it wasnโt what he had thought, Lu Qingjiu suppressed his fear towards the shape of this thing and used his teeth to carefully pierce the eyeball.
With a crunch, Lu Qingjiu swallowed it. โIsnโt this a living creatureโs eye?โ Which creature had eyes that tasted like strawberries?
Bai Yue Hu, โNo.โ
โThen, what is it?โ Lu Qingjiu was stunned.
โItโs probably a kind of fruit,โ Bai Yue Hu told him. โIt only looks like eyes to scare people.โ In reality, it tastes pretty good.
After eating it, there was a lingering sweetness in his mouth. It must be said that apart from its frightening appearance, the taste of this eyeball was really good.
โTry another one?โ Bai Yue Hu took out another one from the umbrella and glanced at it before giving it to Lu Qingjiu. โThis one has a tangerine flavour.โ
Lu Qingjiu: โ…โ After a brief contemplation, he still accepted it. This time, he didnโt wait for Bai Yue Hu to stuff it into his mouth before he carefully ate it.
The tangerine-flavoured eyeball wasnโt as sweet as the strawberry flavour but it had more juice. Its flesh even had tangerine pulps so it was as if he were eating a fruit gelatin, the kind that was 100% natural without preservatives. As he enjoyed his snack, Lu Qingjiu looked towards the house and saw Yin Xunโs flabbergasted expression. He clearly didnโt understand why Lu Qingjiu, whoโd gone to persuade Bai Yue Hu, was now chewing on said eyeballs with him with a look of enjoyment.
Lu Qingjiu nearly wanted to laugh due to Yin Xunโs expression but after thinking, he got Bai Yue Hu to pass him one eyeball. He took it and headed for Yin Xun.
Yin Xun saw Lu Qingjiu heading towards him with the eyeball in hand and wanted to run, but was pulled back.
โWhy are you running?โ Lu Qingjiu asked. โItโs not like Iโm going to eat you up.โ
How could Yin Xun not know what Lu Qingjiu was planning to do? He began to sob, โStay away from me, I donโt want to eat it. I donโt want to!โ
Lu Qingjiu, โHow do you know if you havenโt tried it? This isnโt a living creatureโs eyeball. Come, try it.โ
Yin Xun wanted to struggle but was suppressed by Lu Qingjiu and then, a round object was stuffed into his mouth. Yin Xun was so frightened he nearly wanted to cry but in front of Lu Qingjiu, his struggles were futile. The eyeball was forced into his mouth and the instant it entered, Yin Xun thought he was going to die โ until he tasted it.
โYi?โ Yin Xun asked, โWhy is it grape flavoured?โ
Lu Qingjiu said, โIs it tasty?โ
Yin Xun immediately stopped struggling and began to chew. โItโs like a fruit jelly.โ
Lu Qingjiu, โThatโs right. Thereโs even a strawberry-flavoured one.โ
Yin Xun, โAwesome.โ
The two people glanced at each other before their gazes fell on the black umbrella by Bai Yue Huโs side. As if perceiving their gaze, the umbrella began to tremble but was helpless as it laid by Bai Yue Huโs side. It couldnโt run; Coming to Shuifu village was its biggest mistake.
Beef patties(fried with flour so it’s like a pastry):
Cold salad:
Hello everyone, I’m the new translator for fantasy farm~ You can call me Xiao Wu(Little five) or Wuwu. I can already imagine how hungry I’ll be while translating this. Do let me know if you spot any mistakes, you can ping me on discord @XiaoWu or leave a comment >w<ย
Hey Xiao Wu, welcome and thanks for picking this novel up! Thanks for the chapter~
thankyuu for reading~~ chuchu :3
Hello Wuwu!! Thanks so much for picking this up so quickly! Iโm so excited itโs going to continue! Keep up the great work ๐
Thank yuu for reading too! I’m excitedd to pick this up >w<
Thank you very much for continuing this, it’s my very favourite novel! (And I can’t thank you enough for braving the hunger to post delicious food pics โบ)
UwU making everyone hungry huhu
New translator ๐ thank you for continue translate this story
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Xiao Wu, you’re my hero! Thanks for picking this novel up! <3
Aaa >w< ur making wuwu shy :33 thankuu for reading~
Thanks for the chapter! Thank you for taking on this project, Xiao Wu! Much, much appreciated ๐
Welcome Wuwu!!
Thanks for the chapter!!!
I thought I was going to have to mtl this novel now so I had read this chapter through google translate. A good translation so so so much better ๐๐ญ Iโm super excited that you picked it up!!
Hello Xiao Wu and thank you very much for picking this up ๐
Hello Xiao Wu!!! Thank you for picking this up!!! Also lols, picking eyeballs like picking fruits bc they basically are fruits.
Thank you for the chapter!!!
Yay! (โงโฝโฆ) Hurray for Wuwu! I’m so happy! Thank you so much for picking up this novel! It’s one of my top favourites here on CG โค
Hi Wuwu (โงโโฆ)/ Best regards and thanks for picking up the novel! Thanks for the hard work~
Lmaoo. This eyeball scene must look really weird. Thanks for the chapter and welcome ๐๐
Thanks for translating
Yaaay! Thanks for picking this up!
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Poor fruit jelly eyeballs~
hWOO thank you so much for picking up this ๐ฅบ๐๐๐ hope you don’t get too hungry while translating haha! Also the way both me and my friend misread the eyeball-feeding scene and thought they had smooched………
Aaa xiao wu also thought they smooched and translated it wrongly at first… >w< our babeys need some more time
Waaaa thank you for continuing translating this novel!!! We need more fluff!!! Welcoming the dog food you’ll feed us, Xiao Wu ๐๐๐
P.S.: i thought BYH would have kissed LQJ. Too bad… too bad.
Thanks for picking this novel Xiao Wu ๐๐๐. I thought I’ll never see Yin Xun again.
LQis so adaptable ๐.
Thanks for the great translation and picking up the project โฅ๏ธ
LQ: โCan this be planted?โ โ ๐ณ
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Hiya. Thank you for picking this up. Happy translating
Ahhhh Thank you for continuing the translation! I honestly thought it’d take a longer time (pessimist lol) so this was a nice surpriseโก
Thank youuuuuu~
I thought it will be forever til this hilarious novel to get picked up again. Lololol.
thank you for the chapter and welcome onboard! XDD the scary umbrella is now a portable snack
Welcome. ๐
Thank you for translating this๐ญ I thought I was going to suffer for waiting for the new translator but you pick it up so quickly!!
Welcome!!!! Thanks for picking it up!!!!!!<3333333333333
Hello Xiao Wu! Thank you for taking this over!
Thanks so much for picking up this translation! <3
Thank you Xiao Wu for picking this novel up!! This chapter is so funny in a creepy way!
Welcome dear Translator! Thank you for all the time and effort you will put inti this novel.
Thanks for picking this up Xiao Wu!
This chapter made my day.
when they discribed the texture i was eating something with a similar texture but then they discribed the taste so i didnt mind anymore
Dang this chapter has me cackling XD poor umbrella hahahah also i thought BYH would kiss him but alas the author is adamant to make us stand on our toes with these tease >.<
THANK YOU FOR PICKING UP THIS NOVEL! BLESS YOU LETS HOPE WE ALL DONT DROOL ON THE FOOD CONTENT
Thanks for translating!
Hi hi Xiao Wu! Thanks for picking this up and the great translation!
(On another note, not me reading โwhy are you runningโ in the meme tone)
Heeeeeyyyy Xiao Wu!!!! Thanks for picking this up!!! huggie huggie hugs
huggies!!๐ค
Thanks for picking this up
hello !! thank you so much for translating ๐
Thanks for picking this up, xiaowu! And yes, do look forward to delicious food and bai yuehu eating random mystical creatures~ (ฯโงโฝโฆ)ฯ
Welcome new translator and thanks for your hard work
Thanks Wuwu for picking this up! Eww eye shaped jelly – tho sounds perfect for Halloween ๐
Xiao Wu grazie grazie grazie di cuore ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Non ci speravo fosse raccolto cosรฌ in fretta da un altro traduttore,ci ho sperato tanto perรฒ! Sono felice!
i don’t feel hungry after reading a chapter with details about eating eyeballs. Thanks for the translation!!๐
Bai Yuehuโs unique approach to problem solving never fails to impress.
Thank you for stepping up as the translator! I love this novel and this weird household.
thanks for picking this up wuwu!! bai yuehu even offering food to yin xun now… lqj world peace
Thanks for picking up this novel! I wonder what the umbrella is.
Thank you for picking this up!! Fruits that look like eyeballs just reminds me of like Halloween dishes or something honestly…. also sounds really tasty I wanna try some…. ๐คฃ
Awww~ thank you for picking this up :3 Time again for all the food porn… I’m getting hungry already x’D
Hello Xiao Wu, I really happy you come and continue this series
Yayay! Thank you for picking this up Xiao Wu! I’m looking forward to your continuous translations! Let’s hope for the best!
Thanks for the chapter! ๐
Thank you new translator for picking this up! Its one of my favorite novels on this site
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Fruit jellies eye balls๐
I thought Bai Yuehu only has one name but new translator put space between Yue Hu. Does he have two names?
Thank you for being here, Translator!