The Disabled Tyrant’s Pet Palm Fish [Transmigration]Chapter 34

Successfully obtaining the chance to kiss his tyrant master’s lips, Li Yu felt like a firework exploded in his heart. He kissed his master’s mouth before as well, but maybe because he was too focused this time, he felt somewhat overwhelmed. After he finished kissing, he laughed giddily for a while and bounced back into the fish tank.

Then, he discovered that the last step of ‘The Tyrant’s Guppy Pet Fish’: ‘have an intimate encounter with the tyrant’ didn’t actually update into Completed like he thought. zBynju

Li Yu was distressed. Could it be that his assumption was wrong from the start? That kissing actually wasn’t enough to complete the task?

The System finally couldn’t resist warning him: “Host, because you have done the same action before, it can’t be judged again.”

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Li Yu: “……”

What the shitty system meant was: He already kissed Jing-wang on the mouth before, so the second kiss didn’t count. umBKho

Li Yu was very angry. The first time, he did it accidentally. This time he was kissing seriously. This was not the same right? Also if a repeat wasn’t allowed, why wasn’t he warned earlier?

System: “Before you started this action, there was no repeat.”

Li Yu completely lost all hope: …… alright. You’re the shitty system. You’re right.

Li Yu originally thought that completing this step would go smoothly and without a hitch, that he was almost about to obtain the reward and almost able to start the Koi branch mission. Yet the shitty system ended up tripping him over. If this didn’t work, how else can he have an intimate encounter with his tyrant master?

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The System said as usual: “Please think about it yourself, host.”

Li Yu: ……

This system was really too annoying. He was so close.

Li Yu was so pissed at the shitty system that he blew bubbles all night. When he got up in the morning, his fish eyes were even sore. He discovered that there were dark spots under Jing-wang’s eyes as well; Jing-wang probably didn’t sleep either. 2H8 QX

Li Yu instantly felt that he and his tyrant master were both rather pitiful.

A servant came by to tidy up the bed and discovered the wet spot left behind on the pillow by the little carp. The blankets were also somewhat wet. The servant reported this to Jing-wang.

Jing-wang only waved his hand and let the servant switch everything anew.

Before doing the task, Li Yu was very confident, now he can finally feel relieved. Jing-wang definitely knew he jumped over during the night, yet the other didn’t get angry. Didn’t this mean that Li Yu can continue jumping over in the future? 9FdJZR

Unfortunately, he thought for a whole night but still couldn’t come up with anything that could work for the intimate encounter.

It wasn’t really that he couldn’t think of anything. But rather, there were plenty of places where a person could rub. The fish just needed to pick a relatively less embarrassing choice from a pile of utterly shameless choices. Also it must be something that he’s never done before; this was even harder.

For example Jing-wang’s face. As a fish, Li Yu often rubbed against that so it definitely didn’t count.

Li Yu was just racking his brains thinking about places other than the face when Wang-gonggong came to report that the heir of ChengEn Palace Estate had arrived. Jing-wang felt that he couldn’t keep the carp demon trapped inside a room all day, (not to mention Ye-shizi was very familiar with Xiao Yu as well), so he simply carried Xiao Yu outside to see Ye-shizi together and let it get some air. JyhqOM

Ye QingHuan was presently flushed with success. His marriage with the JinJue Princess has already been settled to a date two months later. With the relationship between Jing-wang and ChengEn Palace Estate, of course Jing-wang was on the invitation list. Ye-shizi was very sincere. Not only did he come in person to give Jing-wang the invitation, he also carried over two jars of liquor in his hands.

“Grandpa made these two jars of green plum wine personally and made me promise to bring them to you.”

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Ye-shizi placed the liquor down. At this time, Li Yu recalled that in the book, it also mentioned ChengEn Palace Estate’s green plum wine.

Ye QingHuan’s grandfather, the Old ChengEn Gong, who was also Jing-wang’s maternal grandfather, once made green plum wine for each of his sons and daughters. He buried them in the ground, intending to take them out to drink and celebrate whenever his sons and daughters got married and settled down with their own family. This was originally a very tasteful tradition. But when Jing-wang’s mother entered the imperial palace, the wedding wasn’t held at home. Therefore, this wine was left behind. Before, there was never a suitable time to bring it out. Later on, Empress Xiao Hui passed away. Even if he wanted to gift it, it was no longer possible…… a18djF

Nowadays, the Old ChengEn Gong also started fermenting wine for his grandsons. He ordered Ye QingHuan to bring both his own share, as well as Empress Xiao Hui’s share, to Jing-wang. The Old ChengEn Gong’s health hasn’t been very good these last few years. He has been quietly relaxing inside ChengEn Gong Estate the entire time. He couldn’t leave the estate easily, but still kept in mind his grandson who was living alone in the Jing Estate.

As a Prince, Jing-wang can intuitively sense the meaning to some words. He understood the meaning behind these two jars of wine that Ye QingHuan brought over specifically and lightly caressed the jar of wine that belonged to his mother, emotions filling his eyes.

Then Jing-wang accepted the wedding invitation and looked it over. For once he didn’t order people to throw his cousin out. Instead, he ordered Wang Xi to find Ye-shizi a seat.

Ye QingHuan was overwhelmed by this gesture and swiftly sat down. Thinking about what he had seen on his way here, the overly familiar Ye-shizi asked: “Oh right, on my way here, why were there builders all over your estate? Are you making a huge renovation?” Edt1jq

Ye QingHuan saw fences in many areas in the Jing Estate and heard the sound of nonstop chiselling. Having known Jing-wang for many years, he knew how cold this person was. Jing-wang has never paid attention to the layout and design of Jing Estate. Ever since he moved in, it has never changed. This was the first time he had seen such large-scale construction.

Was it because he was about to get married– Jing-wang felt a bit envious and wanted to get in on the action as well?

If this was really the case, Ye QingHuan felt pretty pleased with himself.

Jing-wang gave Wang Xi a look. Wang Xi stepped forward and mercilessly shattered Ye-shizi’s fantasies: “My lord, his highness is making…… a new fish tank for Master Xiao Yu.” xrvWRE

Ye QingHuan: ???

So it wasn’t because of him, but rather, it was because of the fish?

Ye-shizi, whose beloved dog couldn’t compete with a fish, and he himself also couldn’t compete with a fish: “…….”

“TianChi, aren’t you overdoing it?” Ye-shizi couldn’t resist grumbling. xHk7S4

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If it was building a new courtyard, Li Yu wouldn’t have known who it was for. However, the new fish tank was definitely for him. Jing-wang only had one fish: him!

QQ, although his tyrant master no longer petted him, he still treated Li Yu so well…… HJa7bG

Li Yu squeezed out a little water from his fish eyes and voluntarily swam next to Jing-wang’s hand, nudging Jing-wang’s fingers with his fish mouth.

Jing-wang was currently listening to Ye QingHuan’s whining, which was going in one ear and out the other. From the corner of his eyes, he saw the black shadow swimming over from the fish tank. The familiar feeling under his fingertips made him reflexively cover the fish with his palm without thinking.

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It wasn’t until his hand grabbed the fish’s tail and gave it a fiddle that Jing-wang finally realized what he did. Temporarily distracted, he actually xxxx a carp demon.

Jing-wang instantly regretted it somewhat. Before he didn’t know better. But now that he knew, how could he still casually pet the fish? 0JA8ON

Still, the fish was presently twirling around under his palm. Jing-wang stopped moving, but the satin-like tail continued to slide back and forth between his fingers. After raising the fish for so long, he knew this was Xiao Yu expressing his happiness. Almost like Xiao Yu…… didn’t mind at all; and perhaps, even liked it a lot.

Jing-wang slowly smiled. Did this mean that Xiao Yu was the same as him and wanted to continue this way?

His little bit of unhappiness, which had originally arisen in his heart from thinking about his birth mother, was also rolled away by Xiao Yu’s tail.

Jing-wang didn’t withdraw his hand again. Li Yu yelled excitedly: “Ao ao ao! He’s stroking me again!!!” 5xdz6V

Ye-shizi was about to get married so his courage also grew bold. Noticing that he was getting the cold shoulder, he let out a huge series of complaints in front of Jing-wang. Yet when he looked back, Jing-wang was completely focused with single-hearted devotion on touching the fish and didn’t listen to any of his words at all. Ye-shizi: “……”

Really. This was enough. He will admit defeat, alright?

Ye-shizi carefully leaned closer and said with a smiling face: “TianChi, can I pet Xiao yu for a bit? In exchange, you can pet Gale all you want.”

Don’t only focus on Ye-shizi and how he always compared Gale and the little carp. Actually, he already had a desperate craving for the slippery little carp a long time ago. MhX7R2

Who wants to pet your dog! Jing-wang narrowed his eyes in displeasure. To the side, Wang Xi immediately understood and quickly ordered people to carry Ye-shizi far away.

“My lord, you forget again. His highness doesn’t like to discuss conditions with other people.” Wang Xi said, resenting that the other failed to meet his expectations.

“This counts as discussing conditions as well?” Ye QingHuan was stunned.

“Why not?” Wang Xi continued to say: “He also doesn’t like others petting his fish even more.” To not carry you directly outside right now was all because his highness still respected Old ChengEn Gong. Wang-gonggong said silently inside. XSUf V

Ye QingHuan: “……”

Ye-shizi can only stand pitifully from afar, helplessly watching his cousin pet the fish. He originally came to the Jing Estate to flaunt the fact that he was about to get married. Yet now he was being dazzled by Jing-wang in return!

Suddenly, Ye-shizi discovered another surprising thing. His eyes widened. The fish that Jing-wang was touching had gold on its tail and stomach, like it wasn’t the same fish as before.

Ye-shizi stared for a long time, thinking he finally got it right: “TianChi, did you change fish?” AWGCqN

Jing-wang completely ignored him. Wang Xi said with a smile: “My lord, what are you saying? It’s not a different fish. Master Xiao Yu is the one who changed scales.”

“Fish can change scales? How come I never heard of it?” Ye QingHuan was full of disbelief.

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Jing-wang gave him a cool glance. Wang Xi immediately said: “Just because you didn’t hear it, doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. And plus, doesn’t Gale also change fur?”

Ye QingHuan had no choice but to nod his head. Gale did switch fur, and it’d leave a pile of dog hairs inside ChengEn Palace Estate each time– but Gale wouldn’t change color for no reason right? pIA26B

However, Jing-wang’s fish… has always been much smarter than ordinary fish. Perhaps it’s just not the same.

Ye QingHuan blinked and convinced himself. Actually, Jing-wang had no need to lie to him. If he made Jing-wang unhappy, he’d probably get thrown out immediately.

“Alright. Actually for Xiao Yu to switch scales…… it’s pretty impressive.” Ye QingHuan racked his brains and finally squeezed out this praise, attempting to leave Jing-wang a good impression.

Jing-wang gave Ye-shizi a cold and lofty nod. Li Yu, who was currently enjoying the sensation of being stroked so much that his tail trembled: Ye-shizi, great minds really do think alike! MrvVl4

Ye QingHuan’s hard effort earned him a meal from Jing-wang.

Of the green plum wine that Old ChengEn Gong fermented, Wang Xi already stored away the jar that belonged to Empress Xiao Hui. Ye QingHuan patted the other jar: “Grandpa made this one for me. Let’s taste it together.”

Jing-wang didn’t comment. Wang Xi guessed his master’s thoughts and brought over two ceramic cups for Jing-wang and Ye QingHuan to drink out of.

The jar of wine was opened. The sweet aroma of the green plum rose first followed by the fermented smell of alcohol. Wang Xi used a long handled silver ladle to pull out all of the green plums from the bottom of the wine jar, scooping them into a white porcelain plate on the side. According to this dynasty’s customs, when drinking green plum wine, the green plums were not used. However, some people liked eating the green plums. Therefore, Wang Xi used this method to make it easy for Jing-wang and Ye-shizi to access them. L2HhxA

The coral fish tank that Li Yu resided in was also placed on the table. Currently, he had the special honor of dining together with his tyrant master. While Wang Xi prepared the green plum wine, Jing-wang fed Xiao Yu a handful of the red colored fish food and then broke apart half a piece of peach blossom cookie.

Li Yu ate the fish food and peach blossom cookie. Normally he should have been satisfied. However, when the green plum wine was opened, that aroma really smelled delicious. Even the fish inside the fish tank could smell it. The hunger bug in the fish’s stomach was hooked and called nonstop.

Holding a piece of peach blossom cookie, Li Yu floated on the water’s surface, smelling the sweet aroma of the green plum wine nonstop. QQ. He also really wanted to drink green plum wine, but Jing-wang definitely wouldn’t let a fish drink liquor. It’s fine if he just watched Jing-wang and Ye-shizi drink right?

Jing-wang finished feeding the fish and then ate the rest of the peach blossom cookie. Ye QingHuan watched in envy on the side, feeling like he must have been an idiot just now to think that Jing-wang would raise a different fish. PBsfej

Wang Xi poured the wine for the two people. The green plum wine entered the exquisitely made ceramic cups, looking like the nectar of gods. Jing-wang lowered his eyes and gazed at the clear colored drink. Thin long fingers slowly fiddling with the edge of the cup, he raised it in toast and had a light sip. Ye QingHuan over here already raised his head and drank his cup in one gulp.

“Good wine.” Ye QingHuan wiped his mouth and praised it with a smile. Not waiting for Wang Xi to pour again, he filled the cup himself.

Li Yu who was secretly watching these two people drinking: Master is so handsome so handsome…… Ye-shizi, that’s called drinking like a cow!

The aroma of the green plum wine permeated the air, tickling the fancy of the fish. Ye-shizi’s forthright enjoyment made the fish crave it even more! uiTtzZ

With Ye QingHuan’s method of drinking, Jing-wang just finished enjoying one cup, Ye QingHuan already finished three. Three cups in the stomach, the roots of Ye-shizi’s ears gained a red color; his eyes also started to lose focus.

“TianChi, this wine…… Grandpa also made one for you, waiting until you……” Ye QingHuan hiccuped as he said smiling.

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Jing-wang was stunned momentarily. He put down his wine cup and ordered Wang Xi to fetch some soup to help Ye QingHuan to sober up.

Some people only knew how to sleep while drunk. Others ranted about the world. Ye-shizi counted as an intermediate of the two. After getting drunk, he loved to grab onto people and say a whole bunch of nonsense. 1vtoOi

Jing-wang saw Ye QingHuan was about to tilt to the floor and had no choice but to reach out and give him a pull. This was how Ye QingHuan ended up clinging to him and began narrating an entire story about how when he was young, he climbed on a building inside the ChengEn Palace Estate, lifted the roof tiles, and received a spanking from his parents.

Jing-wang actually listened spellbound for a good while.

Li Yu knew that Jing-wang was perhaps thinking about when he himself was younger. Afraid that Jing-wang would feel bad, Li Yu hastily splashed around a bit in the water.

Jing-wang heard the sound of fish smacking the water and turned his head to look at the fish. His gaze made Li Yu feel relieved. BRy8cl

Wang Xi spent quite the effort to hold Ye-shizi down and give him the sobering soup. Ye-shizi was still talking nonstop. In the end, he blurted out that he didn’t want to get married.

Li Yu: “……”

So even such a bold and outgoing person like Ye-shizi had a prenuptial terror. You really couldn’t judge a book by the cover.

It’s not like Li Yu couldn’t understand it. Ye QingHuan and the JinJue Princess were two people who barely spoke to each other after all. Yet they had to get married and live together for the rest of their lives. Feeling at a loss was normal. Perhaps Ye-shizi wanted to use this kind of method to control the fear that he couldn’t speak out loud to others. sWYhcB

However, Jing-wang didn’t sympathize with Ye-shizi’s feelings. Also, Jing-wang couldn’t stand taking care of drunkards. He ordered Wang Xi to guard Ye QingHuan and brought the fish back inside the room himself.

Just now he watched from the corner of his eyes as Xiao Yu stared nonstop at his ceramic cup. He figured Xiao Yu must be having a craving. However, green plum wine couldn’t be drunk randomly. Ye QingHuan was the perfect example, just look at him right now……

Still, Jing-wang was willing to satisfy the carp demon’s needs. Thinking for a moment, he grabbed the plate of green plums that Wang Xi scooped out. If he just gave the carp demon some green plums to eat, and not the wine. It shouldn’t be a problem.

Li Yu saw Jing-wang carry him, as well as the green plums, and immediately wagged his tail vigorously and cheerfully: Jing-wang planned to give him the green plums right? Definitely right? Definitely! Mz3Ctu

Jing-wang returned to his room. First he placed the green plums down. Then he saw the little carp turn its head and stare impatiently at the green plums. Jing-wang smiled and then also put the fish down.

At this time, Wang Xi ran in to say: “Your highness, Ye shizi doesn’t seem very good…… do you want to go take a look?”

Inside Jing Estate, Wang Xi normally made the decisions whenever Jing-wang left. However, Ye QingHuan was the heir of ChengEn Palace Estate. Wang Xi didn’t want to exceed his position too much. In an urgent situation, it’s better to ask Jing-wang for instructions.

Therefore, Jing-wang also knew that a difficult situation where Wang Xi couldn’t really make decisions might have occurred and he needed to make a personal trip back out. kF5sAe

He was just about to pet Xiao Yu on the head when he discovered that the carp demon had been staring at the green plums this entire time, not even realizing that he was about to leave.

Jing-wang instantly felt that the green plums that he brought over were somewhat vexing to look at.

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A fish…… couldn’t eat green plums.

Jing-wang suddenly realized. He abruptly remembered that in the last few days while Xiao Yu was losing scales, he often remained by the fish’s side. Although Xiao Yu switched scales, ever since returning from the imperial palace, it never changed into a human again. Does he need to walk away…for the fish to transform? j6DSgR

He originally planned to mash the green plums into pieces to feed the fish. Now, he decided against that. If he left the carp demon a plate of green plums, would the carp demon change form?

Jing-wang gave the fish a deep glance and then hurriedly left to look at Ye-shizi. Li Yu stayed well-behaved inside the fish tank for a while, making certain that Jing-wang really left before finally using the shapeshifting ability.

Ever since returning from the imperial palace, he hasn’t found an opportunity to change. Jing-wang always guarded by his side. Although he was very touched, it was not very convenient. Even though he could only maintain human shape for an hour, it was enough time for him to eat something and play a little.

Right now there wasn’t any urgent business. He definitely could shapeshift for the sake of green plums and eat to his heart’s content. WAPYd5

There were several green plums on the plate. He watched as Wang Xi scooped them out of the wine jar. No one would go count them. So tasting one or two was completely no problem and safe!

In a well practiced fashion, Li Yu found an inner robe and pants from the wardrobe and put it on. Then he sat in front of the table and picked up a green plum. After being soaked in the wine, the wine presented as an amber color, but the plum itself was still a dark vivid green color. The sweet fragrant aroma made Li Yu salivate.

Li Yu stuffed the plum into his mouth and carefully took a bite. The green plum was sour and sweet. Inside the meat of the plum, there seemed to be a lot of remaining wine. This wine wasn’t too intense; it’s sweet and fragrant. He immediately fell in love with this taste. After eating one, he instantly nipped at another.

At Jing-wang’s place. HNBYd1

The soup wasn’t able to sober Ye-shizi up at all. Ye-shizi hugged a pillar inside Jing Estate, bawling on the top of his lungs. Jing-wang expressionlessly listened to him wail for a while. This kind of situation was indeed very hard for Wang Xi to handle. Jing-wang gave a blunt hand chop; Ye QingHuan immediately quieted.

Jing-wang ordered Wang Xi to find a horse carriage and stuffed Ye QingHuan inside, sending him back to ChengEn Palace Estate to be taken care of by the people of ChengEn Palace Estate.

After dealing with Ye QingHuan, Jing-wang was covered in sweat. Thinking there was still a carp demon inside his room, Jing-wang couldn’t bother wiping clean his sweat before rushing back. Who knows if the carp demon changed form or not. Or if it would change back into a fish by the time he returned.

When he pushed open the door, he immediately smelled the intense aroma of liquor in the air. The youth that he encountered several times before was sitting blankly on the floor, complexion flushed red, eyes glazed, one hand carrying the plate, the other hand held to his mouth, licking. There was only one more green plum left on the plate. r6dwV1

What was going on?

The questions that spun inside Jing-wang’s heart, upon seeing the youth immediately became — finally, he shapeshifted.

Secretly delighted, Jing-wang walked over slowly as he pondered about what to say with the human form Xiao Yu……

No. He couldn’t speak. Even though Xiao Yu was human, it was still inconvenient. He still needed to find a brush and paper. F2eorg

Jing-wang’s footsteps halted. He turned to find paper and brush. Suddenly Xiao Yu giggled out loud and tackled into his arms, happily rubbing against him.

“Master, you’re back?” The youth’s voice was soft and sticky, carrying a nasally tone.

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Jing-wang’s heart trembled violently from this unexpected hug. He recalled not long ago inside Jingtai Palace, the other called him “your highness”. How come now it was “master”?

Xiao Yu’s cheeks were flushed red, both eyes shiny brightly. He carefully held up a green plum with both hands and started to stuff it into Jing-wang’s mouth. Although Jing-wang felt this was very inappropriate, Xiao Yu was too enthusiastic. Unable to refuse, he could only eat it out of the other’s hands. bifFTu

The green plum that entered his mouth held an even thicker liquor content than the wine that he had drank in his ceramic cup. Startled, Jing-wang looked at the completely empty plate and various plum pits laying around on the floor. Did Xiao Yu devour all of these green plums?

He actually didn’t know that the plums inside the fermented wine would have this much alcohol. This fish was most probably drunk……

“Tasty? I left it for you!” Lowering his head, Xiao Yu rubbed against Jing-wang’s hand, asking with a wide smile.

Inexplicably, Jing-wang nodded his head. Learning that the fish was thinking about him made Jing-wang feel a warmth in his heart. Smelling the strong odor of liquor on the youth’s body, Jing-wang suddenly realized: The fish clearly changed shape, but right now, Xiao Yu was so drunk that he forgot about it. No wonder this fish called him master. IT2Ae7

Such a big youth was definitely not the same as a fish that he could carry in his palm. Jing-wang didn’t really know how to respond. He lightly touched the little drunk fish’s arm and wanted to have the fish let go a little. Unexpectedly, this little drunk fish immediately collapsed feebly on top of him like he had no bones or something.

Caught off guard, Jing-wang carried this flimsy youth, heart almost jumping out of his chest.

“So tired, Want to sleep.” The little drunken fish curled his lips and then yawned, both eyes watery and bright. He was still thinking he was in his tyrant master’s hands and Jing-wang was about to stroke fish, but fish was too tired and didn’t want to be pet; so he perfunctorily rubbed against his master’s ‘hand.’

Jing-wang, who was rubbed against several times by the little drunken fish: “……” 1BLzHw

Jing-wang felt like the sweat on his back never dried. Hand hesitating for a moment, he guiltily wrapped it around the little drunken fish. Perhaps this would help the fish feel a little more comfortable. Since the fish was drunk and wanted to sleep, it’s better to let the fish lay down.

Although Jing-wang had good intentions and tried helping this fish onto the bed, the little drunken fish almost closed his eyes, when suddenly, he snapped them again.

“Not here. Where my fish tank?” The little drunken fish placed his hands on his hips and looked left and right vigilantly.

Jing-wang: “……” u0Frad

How could Jing-wang let a person sleep inside the fish tank? Fortunately, the little drunk fish squinted his eyes and looked at the bed again and again. Seeing the blankets were white, the little drunk fish thought this was his white stone bed.

The little drunk fish walked over by himself, laid down, all the while forcefully kicking the jade pillow to the side.

Jing-wang planned to wait until the fish fell asleep, then go grab a hand towel to help him wipe his face. However, the fish slept not even for a moment before rubbing his eyes and climbing up again: “Where my water grass blanket?”

Jing-wang: ??? What is water grass…… blanket? eYtbW3

Jing-wang recalled the green leaf that often covered the little carp’s body. That was most likely the blanket this little drunk fish wanted. It’s not like Jing-wang could take out a water dripping wet leaf out of the fish tank for this person to use. Thinking for a moment, he overturned his drawers and found a grass green colored blanket.

Sweating all over, Jing-wang covered the little drunk fish with the blanket. A familiar color flashed across the little drunk fish’s eyes. He wrapped himself tightly in the blankets in satisfaction and mumbled under his breath: “Thank you, fake mountain!”

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Jing-wang: “……”

Jing-wang attempted to wait until the fish fell asleep, but the little drunk fish climbed up again. d2Rtxq

Head swaying, the little drunk fish looked at the tyrant master before him for a while and then suddenly remembered that he still didn’t do his mission yet.

“The system said repeating is not allowed.” The little drunk fish furrowed his brows and said resentfully.

Jing-wang didn’t know what the heck a system was. He was just about to memorize it when the little drunk fish cupped his face with both hands and giggled out loud.

Teased by this fish, Jing-wang felt completely restless and agitated. He thought: if this carp demon was drunk and wanted to absorb essence, he’d definitely cooperate until the very end. RFX8 6

The little carp demon pursed his lips, shifting left and right. A soft bite… landed on Jing-wang’s throat.

Jing-wang, who was suddenly getting nibbled on: !!!

Translator's Note

FYI. The word here isn’t kiss. It’s “rub against” but kiss sounds less awkward. Especially when it’s talking about lips rubbing against lips

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The saying here is “Misery loves company”. meaning they both suffered so they sympathize with each other. Suffer buddies!

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ChengEn Gong = YQH’s father ; Old ChengEn Gong = YQH’s grandfather

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This word is censored

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I call this the “sobering up soup” which is a kind of medicine

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Like when someone gets hit on the side of the neck and gets knocked out

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So remember JW’s name for LY is Xiao (little) Yu (fish). Here, he’s saying Xiao Yu but adding the word drunk in the middle.

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The phrase is “heart like a frisky monkey, mind like a cantering horse”

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Did I mention before that this is literally an euphemism for sucking dick? cause absorb = suck; essence = semen

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  1. Interesting tidbit. A fish being able to walk on land, and a fish changing color or pattern drastically, are actually quite realistic. An example of the former is the walking catfish, which uses its fins and tail to travel across land between bodies of water. A rather appropriate example of the latter, though its not a ‘color’ change exactly, is a particular type of koi – my personal favorite! – the Kumonryu koi. A black and white koi, sometimes with the addition of another color. As the seasons and water conditions change, its markings and patterns can change completely until it looks like an entirely different fish, and continue to change throughout its life. No worries about a Kumonryu koi losing its scales, however… they’re a scale-less German carp, aka leather carp, or Doitsu.
  2. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh no!!! you’re gonna leave a hickey on the Prince!! (not like that’s a bad thing~ hickey are…. i’ll stop there, *blushes)

    the prince’s willingness xD i can’t hahahaha

    also this drunk fish is just too cute ba!

    but little fish, shush, don’t talk about the system!