Yu Baihan remained silent for a couple of seconds, then lifted Lu Huan’s face with his hand, his voice tinged with uncertainty, “Lu Huan, are you drunk?”
Lu Huan replied solemnly, “No.”
Yu Baihan, “…”
The face in front of him was flushed, and desire still smoldered in Lu Huan’s eyes. The breath, mixed with a light fragrance, washed over Yu Baihan like a wave of warmth, setting him aflame as well.
He held Lu Huan’s face and studied it for a moment.
Amidst the increasingly erratic breathing of the other man, Yu Baihan suddenly realized something! His face turned red, and he lowered his gaze shyly but playfully, “You’ve got quite lucky…”
Is ABO even more exhilarating than pulling radishes?
After pondering for a moment, he hooked his arms around Lu Huan’s neck, pressed his lips to Lu Huan’s ear, and whispered, “Well then, mark me.” =3=
A large palm covered his mouth halfway.
Yu Baihan raised his eyes, puzzled.
The palm was about as wide as his face. Lu Huan furrowed his brow slightly, as if he had some new doubts. But in an instant, those doubts were engulfed by the surging desire.
He lowered his gaze and panted softly, gripping Yu Baihan’s arm with one hand, and in a hoarse voice, he said, “Go take a bath.”
Yu Baihan’s two eyes peered out from above the palm, their pupils shining brightly, and his voice had a buzzing quality as he asked, “Didn’t I bathe this afternoon?”
Lu Huan endured and replied, “Go wash off the perfume.”
Yu Baihan, confused, thought to himself:
Aren’t we supposed to follow an ABO script?
While he was pondering, Lu Huan had already released him and stood up. His tall, heated figure loomed in front of Yu Baihan. After a few seconds of gazing down at him, Lu Huan leaned over and kissed him on the lips as if he couldn’t resist.
Yu Bai trembled with his breath, “Hmm…”
Then, Lu Huan pulled away and touched his cheek, his eyes were filled with love and lust, then turned around and strode into the bedroom, closing the door with a “bang”!
“………”
Yu Baihan, standing still: ? ? ?
Is this not an ABO roleplay, but just some casual play?
He knocked on Lu Huan’s door, asking, “What are you up to?”
The door locks, “clicks.”
Through the door, Lu Huan’s husky voice emerged. “Given the circumstances, it’s not feasible right now. I’ll handle it first.”
Yu Baihan: …
He remained in a daze for quite some time.
Gradually, the pieces of memory connected in his mind—from Lu Huan going upstairs to send a serious message seriously, to the distinct scents of the two, to pheromones…
Yu Baihan paused abruptly, finding it hard to believe.
Hold on, did Lu Huan really mention “pheromones”?
He rushed downstairs in a few strides, and as he turned a corner, he spotted Uncle Feng engrossed in listening to the novel on the sofa in the side hall.
“The unfortunate Omega, driven by pheromones, had no choice but to surrender, spending seven days and seven nights succumbing to the Alpha’s advances…”
“……”
Wow, mystery solved. Indeed.
Yu Baihan glanced at the culprit and narrowed his eyes slightly.
His gaze was too telling.
Uncle Feng, sensing the intense gaze while immersed in his novel, turned his head and was startled to see Yu Baihan standing at the door!
Swiftly putting down his phone, he stood up in embarrassment. “Why has Master Baihan come down?”
Yu Baihan, with a sly smile, replied, “Investigating the secrets of why life can’t achieve perfect harmony.”
Like, someone believing that under the influence of pheromones, they’d chatter non-stop for seven days and seven nights…
But hey, isn’t that pretty good too?
Really~
Yu Baihan sighed regretfully, then turned and headed back upstairs.
Uncle Feng was puzzled:?
What’s going on? The master and sir are both so interested in ABO?
—
Lu Huan’s bedroom remained shut through the night, akin to an Alpha tending to his own wounds during a vulnerable phase. The following morning, Yu Bai woke up, descended the stairs, and found Lu Huan having breakfast in the dining room.
When their gazes met, Lu Huan’s ears turned crimson, and he averted his eyes.
Yu Baihan remarked, “It seems I’m not forgetful. I remember last night vividly.” He pulled out a chair, sat down, and began his meal.
Breakfast passed in relative silence.
Yu Baihan called for Lu Huan to approach, saying, “Come here, I have something to discuss.” He rose and proceeded to the side hall.
Lu Huan hesitated for a moment, then followed.
The two settled on the sofa in the side hall.
Yu Bai scrutinized Lu Huan’s expression and said, “Regarding the pheromone you mentioned last night…”
Lu Huan took a breath and replied, “Well, please refrain from using it in the future.”
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Yu Baihan, “…”
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“No,” Lu Huan shook off his arm, explaining earnestly, “external substances shouldn’t control such matters. And if it spirals out of control…”
Yu Baihan was delighted, “That won’t end well~”
Lu Huan, “…”
The two exchanged glances, and Lu Huan’s gaze was firm.
Yu Baihan: OvO
Alright~ Did Commander Lu believe that such matters should stem from love? As pure and sacred as always!
His heart tingled, and he couldn’t resist cupping Lu Huan’s face and planting a kiss on it.
Muah. So adorable!
Lu Huan was surprised by the sudden kiss, then lowered his eyes and gripped the man’s wrist. “What are you doing?”
Yu Baihan gently opened the door to a new understanding for him, “Do you know about ABO?”
Lu Huan was puzzled. “What’s that?”
“Go and check. You’ll understand once you do.”
“……?”
The operational computer sat atop the partition bar in the side hall. Lu Huan settled into a chair, powered on the computer, and commenced a thorough examination.
Yu Baihan reclined on the backrest of the sofa, quietly observing.
As Lu Huan navigated through the pages methodically, his initial expression remained focused. However, his lips subtly pursed, and a faint crimson hue at the base of his ears began to spread, gradually coloring his entire face.
Silence enveloped the wing for several minutes.
Yu Baihan broke the silence. “Have you discovered it?”
After a brief pause, “Yes.”
Lu Huan’s delicate eyelashes lowered, he hesitated, and then said, “But I did inquire with Sun Yiqing yesterday.”
So when he went upstairs yesterday, he was genuinely texting Xiao Sun.
Yu Baihan asked, “What did you ask?”
Lu Huan didn’t respond.
“?” Yu Baihan turned his head, picked up his phone, and decided to ask Sun Yiqing directly. The person across seemed to still be engrossed in web browsing, the purpose of which remained unknown.
He messaged Sun Yiqing.
[Yu Er]: What did Lu Huan inquire about from you yesterday?
[Sun Yiqing]: He asked if I extracted pheromones and incorporated them into perfume.
“…” This thought process was very characteristic of Lu Huan.
[Yu Er]: How did you respond?
[Sun Yiqing]: [laughing.jpg]
[Yu Er]:? What’s so amusing? Tell me. [threat.jpg]
[Sun Yiqing]: The reply was [laugh.jpg]
Yu Baihan, “…”
While conversing with Sun Yiqing, he sensed Lu Huan nearing from behind. Upon glancing back, he found Lu Huan seated beside him, holding a computer and tilting the screen for him to see.
The content on Baidu was about “pheromone.”
Lu Huan explained, “Pheromone is a specific type of hormone that can theoretically be extracted.”
Seeing through Lu Huan’s hesitance, Yu Baihan spoke with understanding, “Alright, I understand you’re putting in a lot of effort to find love.”
Quit resisting; the more you struggle, the more awkward it gets.
Lu Huan, “…”
Yu Baihan extended his arm, placed his computer on the coffee table, and seated himself with legs crossed. With a slightly warm expression, he asked, “Is it really that challenging to admit that you desire it?”
Lu Huan took a deep breath and met his gaze.
Yu Bai suppressed his shyness and inquired softly, “Don’t you yearn for it?”
The eyes before him darkened.
Lu Huan pressed his lips together, reaching out to clasp Yu Baihan’s waist, leaning in to tenderly kiss Yu Baihan’s lips, his face flushed. Pausing, he whispered, “…No.”
In truth, when he learned about ABO, he already held the answer in his heart.
There was no external influence.
From the very start, it was his own desire. When it was nearly overwhelming, he just sought an outlet, and it all came pouring out.
However, the atmosphere from last night had been too wanton and shameful.
In this moment, Lu Huan could only embrace him, gently brushing their lips together, and reiterate, “No.”
These two “no”s seemed to have drained all his embarrassment.
Lu Huan’s appearance aroused Yu Baihan, and moved forward to bury him in the other’s shoulder.
And then he felt something hard, poking against him.
“……”
He stopped and looked up with a red face.
Lu Huan, “…”
The two locked eyes for a few moments, and Yu Baihan eagerly leaned against him—then swiftly wrapped his arms around his troubled waist! He was captured once more.
Lu Huan exhaled a warm breath, “Can’t you stay still?”
Yu Baihan pointed playfully, “Who was it just now saying you don’t desire anything?”
Double negative, asserting strongly!
So Commander Lu is what they want super-super.
Lu Huan gazed at him intensely for a few moments, then lowered his eyes and reached to tug his arm.
The arm under his touch was slender and delicate. The skin was fair and translucent. Despite being nurtured at home for a while, it had lost its original fragility, but the blue veins beneath were still distinctly visible.
It seemed like applying even a little force could break it.
“Exercise well,” Lu Huan fell silent for a moment, then raised his eyes to meet Yu Baihan’s, “Take care of yourself.”
Yu Baihan was momentarily sharp. “You’re underestimating me!”
He spoke as if he couldn’t bear it.
Bring on any storm! He could handle it!
He pulled his waist forward.
Yu Baihan hugged his legs tightly, trembling slightly, then met Lu Huan’s gaze with a distinct intensity, and those dark eyes were fervent.
It was not a cruelty born of irrationality, but the insatiable appetite of a beast clinging to its prey.
Lu Huan restrained him, “Are you certain?”
“…” Yu Baihan suddenly became uncertain once more.
The hand that had gripped his waist was released, and Lu Huan playfully pinched his cheek instead, giving it two or three pinches skillfully. “Make sure to exercise every day. Got it?”
Yu Baihan’s mouth was pinched, and he responded automatically, “Oh.”
—
Shortly after, Lu Huan answered a work call.
Yu Baihan headed back to his room to prepare for his studies. While going upstairs, he glanced at his phone and noticed an ongoing conversation with Sun Yiqing.
He sought a final confirmation from people.
[Have ears]: So, is that perfume for real?
[Sun Yiqing]: I’ve always insisted it’s serious. Brother Lu’s own psychological suggestion makes him think otherwise. [pushing glasses]
“……” Alright.
Greetings, four-eyed little grandson.
He even used Lu Huan’s skepticism to play “empty city tricks” with others.
Indeed, a brain researcher. Well done~
Yu Baihan was about to close the chat window when his eyes caught the phrase “psychological suggestion”.
After a moment’s pause, he messaged someone.
[Yu Er]: Last time, you mentioned you have a friend in psychology. Could you introduce me?
Si Yanting hadn’t been sent yet.
He wanted to gain the upper hand and take the initiative.
Moreover, his body, influenced by the world’s circumstances, still bore the physiological effects of brainwashing. It would be best to address that too.
[Sun Yiqing]: Sure, let me inquire for you.
Yu Baihan expressed his gratitude, then turned off his phone and resumed his studies.
…
Sun Yiqing was remarkably prompt and responded to his message within a day.
He mentioned reaching out to his friend, but the friend had been preoccupied lately. If Yu Baihan was in a hurry, the friend could help arrange a meeting with his teacher—an industry leader with rich experience and a trustworthy character.
Yu Bai replied with a “Yes.”
Wouldn’t it be better to have more influential connections.jpg
[Sun Yiqing]: How about the day after tomorrow at 3 o’clock in the afternoon? We’ll meet at the psychiatric department of the Provincial Hospital, and I’ll take you there.
[Yu Er]: [OK]
A psychiatrist appointment was scheduled.
Yu Baihan went to the study and informed Lu Huan, “I’m planning to consult a psychiatrist at three o’clock in the afternoon the day after tomorrow, and Xiao Sun will accompany me.”
Likely, during the previous encounter when Shan San’er gave him his business card, he mentioned the psychiatrist to Lu Huan. This time, Lu Huan didn’t delve further into it, simply glancing up at him momentarily from behind the desk.
“Alright, I’ll go with you.”
Yu Baihan was immediately delighted. “Great, thank you.”
He couldn’t resist adding a dash of ABO script. “Alphas during their susceptible period can be quite clingy~”
“……”
Lu Huan gazed at him with a half-smile, “En.”
—
On the following afternoon, Yu Baihan and Lu Huan ventured out together.
Sun Yiqing headed directly from the laboratory, and the trio agreed to meet at the provincial hospital’s entrance.
Prior to departing, Yu Baihan changed into his usual loose T-shirt.
When he emerged from the bedroom, Lu Huan was already waiting at the corridor entrance. He took a few steps and grasped Lu Huan’s hand, “Shall we? Clingy Alpha.”
Lu Huan glanced at him, eyes lowered, “Is this setting something you like, Baihan?”
Of course. Who wouldn’t enjoy a three-chapter setting?
Yu Baihan blushed, turned his head to look at Lu Huan, then intervened on the staircase, eagerly asking, “Did you see the ABO setting last time?”
Lu Huan paused. He didn’t know what came to his mind, and a blush appeared in his eyes, “Yes.”
Yu Baihan interlaced their fingers, “Then, do you want to mark your Omega?”
Their hands were firmly clasped.
The slightly rough fingertips caressed his phalanx, as if motivated.
In an instant, a hand encircled his waist. Lu Huan pulled him into his embrace, baring the back of his slender and pristine neck, then leaned down and gently bit into it.
Lips and teeth pressed lightly, leaving a ring of bite marks.
Yu Baihan was buried in Lu Huan’s arms, unconsciously tightening his clothes. He let out a breath of pain, but his heart was inexplicably satisfied.
… so exciting.
The person in front of him relaxed.
Lu Huan got up and touched the tooth marks on the back of his neck, “Does it hurt?”
“Yeah.” Yu Baihan replied honestly, then pursed his lips and raised his eyes shyly, “But I like it very much.”
Lu Huan’s Adam’s apple twitched, and pressed down the circle of teeth marks with a little force, “We’re going out, don’t tease me.”
After speaking, he carried him down the stairs.
Yu Baihan, “Oh.”
He savored secretly in his heart: Commander Lu is still saying such a thing.
…
As they set out, Lu Huan took the wheel.
Probably because Yu Baihan was seeing a psychiatrist, this time Lu Huan didn’t call Fan Lin or any other close associates.
They drove straight to the provincial hospital.
Right at the entrance, they caught up with Sun Yiqing, who was still sporting black-rimmed glasses.
Upon spotting them, Sun Yiqing adjusted his frames and said, “Brother Lu, Baihan.”
Lu Huan gave him a scrutinizing look and responded simply, “Hello.”
Yu Baihan inquired, “Why aren’t you in school today? Didn’t you bring your invisibility?”
Sun Yiqing turned and led them into the hospital, explaining, “School is about to start, and I’m back in the lab. I’ll take you there and maybe sneak a peek if there are any new brains to observe.”
Yu Baihan: …
Lu Huan: …
They followed Sun Yiqing smoothly, reaching the psychiatric department. At the end of the corridor was a spacious consultation room.
The consultation room’s door was shut.
Sun Yiqing checked the time. “We have about ten minutes. Other patients should still be inside. Let’s wait here.”
Yu Baihan responded, “Alright, fair enough.”
The trio stood by the door engaged in conversation while waiting.
Yu Baihan and Lu Huan positioned themselves on one side, while Sun Yiqing stood opposite them. During their discussion, Yu Baihan turned his head to speak to Lu Huan, exposing his neck towards Sun Yiqing.
Above the neckline of his T-shirt, a half-circle of bite marks on the back of his neck was visible.
On the opposing side, Sun Yiqing seemed to suddenly piece things together.
After Yu Baihan and Lu Huan concluded their conversation, he turned to find Sun Yiqing with a slightly dazed expression, prompting him to ask, “What’s the matter?”
His words appeared to snap Sun Yiqing back to reality.
Sun Yiqing’s usually composed face now wore an incredulous expression.
He looked at Lu Huan with bewildered eyes and, with a somewhat playful tone, asked, “Did you really ‘mark’ him?”
Lu Huan raised his gaze, remaining silent.
The words hung in the empty corridor.
Yu Baihan observed the genuine astonishment on Sun Yiqing’s face and was equally surprised: How did extra characters make it into this ABO script?
So thrilling, so unexpected!
He swiftly embraced the role, stammering, “It’s just a temporary marking.”
Sun Yiqing’s composed demeanor shattered instantly.
Lu Huan took a deep breath, pinching his brow with a hint of a headache. He was about to speak when the door of the adjacent consultation room suddenly swung open—
A psychiatrist peeked out, his expression quite inexplicable. His gaze first landed on the back of Yu Baihan’s neck, then shifted to the three of them with a look of bewilderment.
“Three patients? Come inside.”
The three outside the door, “…”
Lmaoo this trio of dumbasses make it impossible to stop wheezing!! Who let them be so funny?!?!
Thank you for the chapter!!
My day is SHIT but this made me smile and laugh anyway!
The three stooges, honestly! And the houskeeper is sooooooo a stand-in for us readers, istg!
Ah, I really love their role playing, their slow and steady, their restrained passion, it’s all so sweet!
On pheromones: they and your genetic makeup (and your diet, health, and other stuff) play a big part in creating your own body odor, your personal fragrance as unique as your fingerprint. It helps people subconsciously decide wether they like someone, and plays a big role in the partner selection. In Germany, there is a saying that literally means “can’t smell each other” which is related to that, like, not wanting to be close enough to smell another person, because every time you have contact with them, you feel that they stink. So a good scent can make you really like a person; my parents are the prime example!
Thank you for the chapter~!
He’s so shameless I love it eheheheh
Thank you for the chapter 💖
Meet dumb, dumber and dumbest 😂🤣 im dying they’re so funnyyy. Lu huan and baihan gotta take that final step soon~~
I can’t!!! 🤦🏻🤣🤣🤣
Heh~ 😄
Lost track of how many times I wheezed and cussed this chapter alone 😂
This dynamic trio are the gifts that never stop giving (｡•̀ᴗ-) ✧