Dao Of The Salted FishCh53 - Like like like Wen-ge so much!

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Sun Fuyu replied seriously, “Yes. Many demonic creatures come from the demonic realm, and many cultivators ascend to the Heavens. There are also many secret realms containing magical treasures left by past cultivators. Wen-ge, do you want to go to a secret realm? Even though you’re not yet an inner sect disciple, I’m sure my shifu will allow you!”

Wen Zhihao smiled slightly at Sun Fuyu’s sincerity. “There’s no need, but if Xiao Yu wants me to go one day, I’ll go.”

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Sun Fuyu’s eyes crinkled in a smile.

“But there are also more than just other realms connected to this one.” jV9y7M

Sun Fuyu blinked curiously, the perfect picture of an obedient and attentive student. Wen Zhihao’s itchy hand reached out and rubbed Sun Fuyu’s head.

“There is at least one other kind of world where there are no cultivators,” Wen Zhihao continued. “For example, a world where, instead of qi, there is energy and science and technology. Horseless carriages move people around the country, and metal planes fly in the air instead of swords.”

Sun Fuyu listened very carefully. A world without cultivators? Did his Wen-ge have the ability to see or visit other worlds? His Wen-ge was so amazing!

“In that world, there are many nations that are very different, with different people, different environments, and different cultures. Because of this, there are many, many different food dishes. That kind of world was my original world. That is the real reason why your Wen-ge knows so many different dishes. Your Wen-ge is not as inventive as you think.”

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Sun Fuyu subconsciously frowned, focusing on the important part of what Wen Zhihao said: “But I think Wen-ge is amazing!”

Wen Zhihao’s lips quirked up. Xiao Yu is so cute!

“Even the brush-pen I showed you is merely a copy of something that has existed in my old world for at least a hundred years. Over six months ago, nearly a year now, I died in my old world and somehow transmigrated here.”

Sun Fuyu’s eyes widened. “Y-you died?” His eyes grew red. “Wen-ge…Wen-ge…” Shd32W

Sun Fuyu suddenly realised something— “Then the Wen-ge that I like is the Wen-ge from a different world? If the original Wen Zhihao returned then Wen-ge would be gone?”

“I don’t know what happened to the original soul of this body. It’s not here anymore.”

Sun Fuyu suddenly leaned over and hugged Wen Zhihao tightly. “Is Wen-ge telling me because you’re about to leave?!!!”

Fondness filled Wen Zhihao’s heart. He caressed Sun Fuyu’s hair. “No, of course not. I won’t leave Xiao Yu if I can help it. It’s just that Xiao Yu told me about your background and family, and so I wanted to tell Xiao Yu about my family. But Xiao Yu should not tell others. It’s our secret, okay?” DbFjMk

Sun Fuyu tilted his head up to look at Wen-ge. Suddenly, he didn’t feel so aggrieved anymore, because he realised that Wen-ge trusted him the most! That was why Wen-ge told him such a big secret!

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“I won’t tell anyone,” Sun Fuyu promised. “As long as you don’t leave me.”

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“What does Xiao Yu want? Although I came from a different world, now, my favourite people are you and all the other aunties and uncles and cats. If there is something Xiao Yu wants, I’ll try to make it happen, within reason.”

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“Can we…um….” Sun Fuyu’s voice dropped to a whisper as redness spread across his cheeks. “L-lips…touching…together…” He shyly looked up through his eyelashes.

Wen Zhihao felt like he was struck by tribulation lightning. 7Im2u3

Lips. Touching? Doesn’t that mean kissing? Xiao Yu wants to kiss? Then—then—

“We’ve….been dating for a few weeks now…but….if Wen-ge wants to wait…” Sun Fuyu’s head dipped down again as he played with Wen Zhihao’s hand.

Wen Zhihao felt like he had been struck by tribulation lightning again.

Hah? For a few weeks? When was that?! Wait—wait— kV530t

“…Um…forget about it then…” Sun Fuyu’s voice quietened to a whisper.

Wen Zhihao ruthlessly threw away his messy chaotic thoughts and got to the root of things.

  1. He liked Sun Fuyu. He knew that already, he wasn’t oblivious.
  2. Sun Fuyu wanted to kiss him. With Sun Fuyu’s character, this meant that Sun Fuyu liked him too.
  3. Sun Fuyu thought they were already dating for some unknown reason. In this case, it would be best to pretend that Wen Zhihao knew the entire time.

Conclusion: just go with the flow and kiss Sun Fuyu back!

Phew! This meant that Wen Zhihao wouldn’t need to work out a Plan or have to deal with messy pre-relationship romance stuff! Roll away all those dog blood romance plots! C9dT58

“Okay.”

Sun Fuyu’s head snapped up. “Okay?” His eyes glowed, his lips curving into a big smile. He threw himself against Wen Zhihao’s body and hugged tightly, burying his face in Wen Zhihao’s shoulder. Ah! Ah! So happy! Like like like Wen-ge so much!!

Wen Zhihao’s lips twitched up. He wrapped his arms around Sun Fuyu and hugged just as tightly. Hmm, hugging Sun Fuyu felt really good~~

“Wait—wait,” Sun Fuyu wriggled out of the hug and sat up properly. His face became serious. “We can’t kiss if we hug like that.” 8it26e

Sun Fuyu’s serious face was so cute!

“I’ll listen to you. How do you want to do it?” Cough, this would be Wen Zhihao’s first kiss, and since he had mentally thrown away all those dog blood romance dramas, he temporarily forgot how to kiss.

Sun Fuyu licked his lips, his heart beating like a drum. “Lean closer?”

Wen Zhihao leaned closer, and Sun Fuyu did the same. sk1nzB

The redness in Sun Fuyu’s cheeks deepened. “Um, a little closer?”

They both moved their heads closer together, going slower and slower as both of them felt like they needed to make sure that their lips actually touched each other—wouldn’t it be so embarrassing if they missed??!!

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And then…

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Lips touched and noses brushed.

Both of them were relieved when they didn’t miss, so relieved that they separated again immediately.

It was so fast that Wen Zhihao didn’t get to experience it. He cleared his throat slightly. “Again?”

Sun Fuyu nodded shyly. sNWng5

This time, Wen Zhihao lightly held Sun Fuyu’s chin.

Sun Fuyu felt tingly and warm, his eyes closing as he trusted Wen-ge. Soon, slightly dry lips touched lightly against his own. A light sensation bloomed across his lips as their qi mingled.

Wen Zhihao felt all warm and soft. Xiao Yu’s lips were so soft, even softer than when he accidentally touched them with his fingers…

They soon parted again, and Sun Fuyu’s eyes opened. Wen Zhihao let go of Sun Fuyu’s chin, dropping his hand to Sun Fuyu’s arm. SlrpzL

“Good?” Wen Zhihao asked, a little nervous.

“Good!” Happiness radiated from Sun Fuyu. He coquettishly rubbed his cheek against Wen Zhihao’s shoulder.

Wen Zhihao hugged him, looking at Sun Fuyu with overflowing fondness.

“Does Xiao Yu want to hear more about my past?” PelDaK

“En!” Sun Fuyu settled himself comfortably into Wen-ge’s embrace and prepared to listen well.

While hugging the firm and soft new boyfriend (well apparently they’d been boyfriends for a few weeks, but Wen Zhihao will just ignore that!), Wen Zhihao told him about his family with his divorced parents, about how it was like to live in his old world, and about how this kind of xianxia world could only be found in fantasy and dreams.

Sun Fuyu remembered all the special information given to him by Wen-ge.

“I’m happy that you’re here,” Sun Fuyu said. His eyes darkened slightly. If he hadn’t met Wen-ge, then he might still be in the outer sect, struggling to cultivate. Or maybe he would have died as the fortune-teller said… iGmsw6

“It’s getting late, it’s time for bed,” Wen Zhihao said. Seeing how he now knew that they were dating, and how sticky Sun Fuyu was being—hugging Wen Zhihao as though he might disappear—Wen Zhihao offered, “Do you want to sleep together in the same set of bedding?”

Sun Fuyu nodded like a chicken pecking rice. Wen Zhihao reached out and stopped his head.

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“Don’t make yourself dizzy!” he said fondly.

They both got ready to sleep. Sun Fuyu was fastest, laying down first. He looked at Wen Zhihao with eyes full of sleepy warmth. 9OnbrK

Once Wen Zhihao laid down though, Sun Fuyu carefully left a small gap between them.

Wen Zhihao rolled on his side to face Sun Fuyu and reached out and took his hands. He stroked them lightly. “Go to sleep, Xiao Yu.”

“Only if Wen-ge goes to sleep too.”

“Of course.” Wen Zhihao took the initiative to close his eyes first. Let Xiao Yu look his fill, ba. EGzo1r

And as typical, Wen Zhihao quickly fell asleep.

Sun Fuyu gazed at his sleeping ge, illuminated slightly by starlight. He tugged Wen Zhihao’s hands closer to himself, feeling the solid warmth of the person he liked best. After looking at Wen Zhihao a few more times, he closed his eyes too.

Among the fragrant scent of the wildflowers and grass, the two of them slept with warm hearts.

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Congrats to everyone who predicted that Sun Fuyu would easily accept that Wen Zhihao came from another world, and double congrats to anyone who predicted that Sun Fuyu would think that Wen Zhihao was super-super-super amazing because he came from another world 🤣🤣

This chapter’s rec yet another one of my favourite stories, Reborn with an Old Enemy on the Day of our Marriage! I love how the two main reborn/reincarnated characters retain their maturity and their dynamic is hilarious and cute~

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144 comments

  1. ANOTHER BOOK I LIKE!

    I was ready to with my knife if you had put them not confessing with this title name 🙂
    I truly approve Wen ge being the gong.
    Ayyya! WHY IS THIS SO CUTE?!!
    Lmao Wen ge conveniently getting into a relationship without confessing is HILARIOUS.

    THANKS FOR THE CHAPTER!

  2. Ahhh I’m early~

    Also I was waiting for the confession…but then they are already dating without us (and Zhihao!) knowing lmao! At least he’s so considerate and didn’t tell Xiao Yu about that (or just lazy, definitely)

    Well, thanks for the sweet sweet sweet chapter!

  3. Well, the cat is out of the bag now! Cats. Plural. Fishy knows about dating, and Xiao Yu knows about world-hopping.

    So soft.

  5. I wanted franch kiss, but this one already made me freak out, I don’t think I would be able to handle it anymore now

  11. Omg I like like like this story and these two soft boys so much! ❤️❤️❤️ I predicted that Xiao Yu wouldn’t mind and I am not surprised he thinks it’s amazeballs, after all it’s Wen-ge 🤣🤣

    I am so grateful to Sun Fuyu for sorting out the confusion, otherwise who knows how long Wen Zhihao would have taken to clear things up 🤣That was definitely the purest, sweetest kiss ever. Thank you for the chapter (๑^᎑^๑)♡

    • 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 I’m glad you like them, and congratulations for your predictions!! 😂😂😂

      Hmm, that’s why Sun Fuyu and Wen Zhihao are such a good match~

  12. This dog food is so sweet I got cavities!💕 Thank you for the meal!

    I am also so happy that their relationship went smoothly and they didn’t get interrupted when Wen-ge was explaining. 😊 Thank you for avoiding the dog blood drama. 100% agree with Wen-ge on that one.

    I’m in the camp for Wen-ge gong, but switch is also quality.

    👍

  13. Sun understanding is just simply put amazing! Love how understanding he is! AND ROMANCE BEGINS NOW! They are a just at the beginning! VINEGAR MOMENT ARE ABOUT TO COME!!! Finally!

  14. I’m waiting for Wen Zhihao to accidentally slip out, ” Xiao Yu.. since when did you think we were dating ???” Lmao..

  15. Two birds with one stone~ Double confession! But hahaha WZH’s «we’re dating?!» tho😂. UwU the bois are so sweet!

    Thanks for the chapter!

  17. [little reader is dead from cuteness]

    revives

    Such a teaser!! I thought all chances of confession were gone and then I’m struck by “we were dating all this time”!!!!

    So cute, so precious! I’m going to protect them forever!!! The moment was just too perfect! This first kiss scene made my heart flutter with pure love feelings~🎶

    I HAVE BEEN CLEANSED!!

    Cof cof

    I mean… thank you for the chapter author-san 🥰

  18. “Can we…um….” Sun Fuyu’s voice dropped to a whisper as redness spread across his cheeks. “L-lips…touching…together..

    AHHHH I WAS SCREAMING THE WHOLE CHAPTER 🤣🤭

    Fortunately it’s morning here hayst lemme calm down .. CALM MY ASS

    Thanks for the chapter 💕💕

  20. WZ en tant que gong , je le vois vraiment comme le gong 😭🙏🏼❤️ Bref j’ai trop aimé le chapitre 🐟

  22. I don’t know, I feel like Sun Fuyu has that underlying gong energy. Wen Zhihao is more go with-the-flow, and likely to be swept up in Sun Fuyu’s sexual desires later on when he grows up I think. Otherwise, with Wen Zhihao leading in his lazy kind of attitude, there won’t be much progress and Sun Fuyu will start to get impatient at some point.All just personal theory. AWESOME STORY BTW!!! I love this original novel, especially that we can interact with the author easily since it’s an original. Thanks for the chapter!

  24. Thanks for the chapter!

    Skip steps & go straight to kissing, how nice for a salted fish who doesn’t have to make confession plans, lol. Author is really spoiling him, making things go his way (& avoiding having to write all that annoying romance plot 😏 , sneaky ).

  25. Oh boy, now the cabbage is already on the pig’s lap and actively throwing itself at that.

    Wen Zhihao, for the sake of your future nightlife’s liveliness, you may need to work your body out. As the ambassador of this world, don’t let us down with your performance and endurance hehe 🙂

    THANKS FOR THE CHAPTER MWA

  30. I’m a day late but thank you so much for this chapter!!! They finally kissed and my heart goes out to them both. Wen and Sun really be dating without a confession XD. Sun Fuyu is so sweet and they’re perfect for each other. I love that they trust and properly communicate to each other.

  31. I really do love your story!!!! I read all the chapters available in a flash, couldn’t let it go for just a moment, no no, I needed to read it right away! Wen-ge is a so atypical cultivator, really refreshing and funny!😄 Thank youuuuu!!!😍

  33. I absolutely cannot believe how well being lazy works out for WZH! He actually managed to procrastinate confessing until the problem worked itself out, when will I ever reach that level 😩😂

    Also: awwww they finally both know that they’re a couple 😚😂😂😂

  34. Bro, when I reached the lips touching part, my brain crashed.

    It was legit too cute for me 😭😂

    I had to put my phone down and walk around a bit to calm down bruh 😂😂

  35. *Phew! This meant that Wen Zhihao wouldn’t need to work out a Plan or have to deal with messy pre-relationship romance stuff! Roll away all those dog blood romance plots! * LMAO he didn’t even need to do anything and he’s already in a relationship. Truly a salted fish

  36. Reborn with an old enemy is soooo gooooddd!!! I love that novel too!! I’m always reading some parts again ’cause it’s too funny!!

    ♡(> ਊ <)♡ KYYYYAAAHHHH!!!! KIIIIIISSSSS!!! TOO CUTE!! TOO CUTE!!! CUTENESS OVERFLOW!!! OMG TOO CUTE!!! Have i said this wassoo cute?! Omg I’m trying not to scream and wake up everybody! Kkkkk 1:26AM. Omg too cute!! I gonna have sweet dreams tonight!

    Thank you so much for the chapter!!

  39. ISJSJSJSKEKWJJDHDHEJKWKJDJDJHEHSHJDIWHDHDH IM A MASS OF STICKY PUDDLE NOW IM LITERALLY MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!

    (~￣³￣)~

  40. at first, this type of cultivation novel wasn’t my cup of tea but I was very intrigue by it and proceeded to read this and— BAAM! IT. GOT. ME. ADDICTED. djeidjejeie I’M SCREECHING HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS IS 😭

  41. Given how many pop culture references he’s already made, I keep waiting for Wen Zihao to mention that his ideal role models are the Nara clan. 😂

  42. These two are so freaking CUTE 🥰🥰 and Wen Zhihao is definitely one of my favorite characters ever.

  46. ….I want a relationship like this but this occur in a fantasy or in a one-in-a-million chance in real life.

    Instant relationship without the usual protocol of confessing~ Wen even just realize the feeling was mutual all along…that kind of shotgun set up..I like ~

  47. Aww, SF’s reaction to the reincarnation is soooo cute!! Worrying more that his Wen-ge died T^T but I’m glad that reincarnation was mentioned, it really shows the truth between them both!!

    ALSO WOAH, HE’S SO BOLD! Why is this so wholesome, cute and innocent ahhhhhh they’re so lovely atgj84w0p9irdfjikscehbiu I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY KISSED

  48. Thank you for the recommendation! I wish there was a list of all the titles recommended by you so I can find them easier in the future 🙂

  51. The amount of times I had to hide my face in my pillow and just SCREEAAMM because this is so freaking adorable what ohhhh my god

  53. Fuck, once again can’t help but comment on how cute SF is. Endearing as hell. Wen Zhihao is a very lucky man lol

  55. True! so fun to see them use the skills from the past!

    and when MC got a child and the child knew he had a father!

    hahahahaha!

  56. Ahhhhh ilsym haze lao da 😆😆😆😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧🤧🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️ this story is too cuteeerrr

  58. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    he (wen zhihao) apparently didn’t even know that he was dating somebody 🤣🤣🤣

    he also apparently didn’t even know that he advanced in his cultivation 🤣🤣🤣

    and because he’s so nervous he also forgot how to kiss (even though he maybe never done it) 🤣 🤣 🤣

    OMG this chapter really makes my day 😂😂😂😂

  59. WZH is hilarious 😂 😂 😂

    “I have a golden core??? When did that happen???”

    “I have a boyfriend??? When did that happen???”

  60. I also loved Reborn With My Enemy on the Day of Our Marriage! Just finished it last week. Thinking about reincarnation and alternate universes feels soothing to me. (“Ah, maybe the me in another universe figured out sooner in life what she was good at!”)

  61. (๑˃ᴗ˂) going with the flow is best~

    (i did get flashbacks tho to when i asked my favorite person if we could be queerplatonic partners and their response was “i thought we already are?” orz alxbskxhsk my rival made a LOT of good points of how we had been doing that for months now;;;;;)

  63. So soft. I love that they bring happiness not only to themselves but others, too. They are changing others for the better.

  65. Sun Fuyu: so since we’re dating can i … Get a kiss ge? 😳

    Wen Zhihao: Now when did that happen? Wait you know what. Doesn’t matter. What my sun fuyu wants, he gets. I like him anyway 🥰🥰🥰