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[Hahahahahahahahaha, God Chu looks like a jealous king when he’s angry.]

[King Chu Yuan’s jealousy, guaranteed!] GR1StK

[You are too protective of your cub. I love seeing this side of God Chu.]

[Am I the only one who wants to know what Miao-Miao’s companion account is? Please, if you order one Miao-Miao, you can play with two of them!]

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[Yes! He has both male and female voices, I love it!]

The barrage became more and more exaggerated, and Chu Yuan’s face turned dark. NswaCJ

But another account appeared on yy, and the name on it was Qi Fan.

“You and Qi Fan are both orange horses, so you can’t kick me anymore!” Mo Zilin spoke.

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After he was kicked, he immediately asked Qi Fan for his YY account password, and then came directly to continue robbing Miao-Miao.

The largest one in the YY channel is the purple vest, and the second largest one is the orange vest.

Now Chu Yuan no longer has the authority to kick people.

Bai Jin wanted to laugh a little and said: “I’m not playing with you, I’m just relaxing after finishing my homework.” E0oINv

Mo Zilin sighed: “It must be because God Chu doesn’t want you to be a companion, right? It’s too much. I’ve already prepared the money.”

“Shut up, was being a companion the bad idea you gave to Miao-Miao? Chu Yuan said unceremoniously.

If there are faults, they are also other people’s faults and have nothing to do with his own family Miao-Miao.

Mo Zilin: “So what if I said it? What do you care? I’ll take Miao-Miao out tomorrow and see what you do.” E0N1ap

Chu Yuan: “Please see if Miao Miao listens to you or me. If you have nothing to do, hurry up and play ranked. Are you proud of just winning the semi-finals in the World Championship?”

Mo Zilin: “I, the top four, am better than you, who is at home, ah, God Chu!”

The fans in the live broadcast room were laughing to death.

Everyone knew that they were joking with each other, and they were not really angry, but they still found it funny no matter how they heard it. hiy0C

Chu Yuan was definitely not to be outdone: “I have the world championship, do you have it? I have the championship skin, do you have it?”

Mo Zilin immediately stopped, there was nothing he could do, the world champion was the biggest.

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

Having a world champion will give you more confidence to fight against each other!

“Hmph! I will go to your house to find Miao-Miao tomorrow. Just wait and see!” oIalSP

After saying this, Mo Zilin left without giving Chu Yuan a chance to refute.

After he left, Chu Yuan coughed dryly and said to Bai Jin: “Don’t contact this kind of person, he will lead you astray.”

“I think Momo is very funny.” Bai Jin listened to their conversation with great interest, “He is very nice.”

Chu Yuan’s face turned even darker. He had to find a way to keep Miao-Miao away from Mo Zilin! QRp a3

[I’m going to laugh to death because of the quarrel between primary school students.]

[Are two people competing for favor? Miao-Miao worked hard to hold the bowl of water leveled!]

[I would like to call Miao-Miao just now a Great Master of Impartiality!!]

[It can’t be helped who makes Miao-Miao too cute.] 8ivEOc

[Wuwuwuwu, I want to see Miao-Miao!]

[God Chu, please move your camera and take a look at Miao-Miao!]

[Look at Miao-Miao!]

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The barrage was hilarious, and most of the fans were joking, wanting to see God Chu’s black face! pKE4Zd

Ciatbeut Xbv Jte kjr jibbo lc atf qjra, la kjr gjgf ab rff tlw klat remt j vjgx ojmf ilxf abvjs!

Lf lr kbgats bo yflcu atf Blcu bo Afjibers!

Ccsbcf ktb aglfr ab ajxf jcbatfg ibbx ja Zljb-Zljb klii yf wfgmlifrris pevufv ys tlw!

[Well, I think I saw Miao-Miao’s live broadcast room, but I don’t know if it’s true. If you search for bjjjjjj, there will be a live broadcast room!] Tw6Kpu

Ktlr yjggjuf oijrtfv ys, yea atf meglber qfbqif ktb rfjgmtfv obg la jmaejiis obecv la.

There is only one pair of particularly beautiful hands in the shot.

Chrysanthemum Garden.

Flawless as a white jade, his fingers are tapping lightly on the keyboard. His fingertips seem to be dancing, gently sliding, touching people’s heartstrings.

[Fuck, no matter if this is Miao-Miao or not, I will stay in this live broadcast room.] dDBCM2

[These hands made me want to lick the screen.]

[You can definitely be a hand model now, aaaaaahhhhhhh]

[This anchor, are you interested in buying insurance for your hands?]

Bai Jin never looked at the camera. Chu Yuan had adjusted it for him during the live broadcast, so of course he didn’t care about it now. f43mWv

But when Chu Yuan saw the barrage, he frowned at first, but thinking of the effect of Miao-Miao’s live broadcast just now, he reluctantly said: “That live broadcast room is indeed Miao-Miao’s. From now on, he will do his homework live for eight hours a day, if he don’t do it for eight hours a day, I  won’t allowed him to play games.”

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Bai Jin’s hand on the keyboard paused, and he couldn’t believe it: “Eight hours?! How is that possible?”

Eight hours of homework! 2wBaxZ

Is this still something humans do?!

“Not all high school students do this. I’ll ask for a senior year timetable later, and you can follow that time.” Chu Yuan was obviously angry over the fact that they just tried to rob Miao-Miao, and deliberately spoke very harshly.

But he knew in his heart that Miao-Miao’s grades were good enough and he didn’t have to be so tight on time.

[Scary, dreaming back to high school.] i4pdqm

[God Chu is trying to cultivate a university tyrant.]

[You are still discussing studying, but I have already gone to Miao-Miao’s live broadcast to buy him gifts!]

[The live broadcast effect of Miao-Miao is really great! He has the potential to be a great anchor!]

[With God Chu taking care of him, even if there is no live broadcast effect, he’s still a great anchor.] xpr0Gh

When Chu Yuan saw this barrage, he nodded slightly.

Since the child wants to make money, let him earn it, so as not to burden him.

Chrysanthemum Garden.

But the one that balances learning and making money is live broadcasting.

And he’s okay with sending some money over there himself. MZrlCR

It’s just a little irritating to have the platform middleman making the difference.

Chu Yuan clicked his tongue and heard Miao-Miao say: “Is this someone giving me a gift?”

“Thank you Bai Jin’s boyfriend for the rocket.” Bai Jin said a little hesitantly, and got stuck when he thought about boyfriend.

How come you have such a shameful ID! 2bSZaP

After pronouncing this ID, more strange IDs came.

Bai Jin wanted to find his keeper, but there was no one in Chu Yuan’s position.

Chu Yuan quickly walked over, put his hand on Bai Jin’s chair, and carefully looked at the special effects of the fans’ gifts.

[Bai Jin’s ex-boyfriend gifted a plane.] 6sMWI1

[Miao-Miao’s husband gifted a rocket]

[Bai Jin’s girlfriend gifted two rockets.]

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What’s all this stuff?

Chu Yuan came over and handled the barrage.

Just look at the people above calling their wives and husbands.

Chu Yuan said with a dark face: “You don’t need to read this kind of ID.” i2IjG1

It was Bai Jin’s first live broadcast by himself, and he was a little confused: “Huh? What should I do?”

“Take it as if you didn’t see it, and don’t read their ID.” After Chu Yuan finished speaking, he took a deep breath, “Or just say thank you.”

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Seeing that the corners of his keeper’s mouth were drooping, Bai Jin subconsciously pinched Chu Yuan’s face: “Don’t be unhappy. If you are unhappy, I won’t broadcast live anymore.”

He can also go and do his homework for him! jogC7K

Anyway, he will definitely make money to buy his keeper a birthday gift!

Chu Yuan paused and pinched the back of Bai Jin’s neck with his fingers: “It’s okay, I can barely bear it.”

He spoke through his gritted teeth, but slowly began to teach Miao-Miao how to use the live broadcast software, and his voice became gentle.

The angle of the camera here only shines on Bai Jin’s hand. E2nYc

The hand in the camera shook, then returned to normal.

Bai Jin blushed and carefully learned from Chu Yuan how to start a live broadcast.

The barrage has gone crazy.

They have never seen God Chu be so patient, aaaaaaaahhhhhhh. BsGURQ

Teaching Bai Jin live broadcast so gently, is this something they can see?

Kind of hard to believe about what he was doing.

Chu Yuan was really unhappy at this moment, but he had just seen in the game that Miao-Miao could deal with troubles, which made him realize that Miao-Miao was actually seventeen years old.

He is not a child, but more of a teenager and young man. EJxj0U

If he just blindly protects him, he will only harm him.

Now that he has decided to let him do live broadcasts to make money, he should let him go.

Of course, he thinks so, but he’s still reluctant.

Messy IDs like this should be reported! EeGfT

Bai Jin is already smart, and these live broadcast software were just silly talk tutorials, so he quickly mastered the skills of the live broadcast software.

Miao-Miao learned a little too quickly.

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Chu Yuan was still recalling the feeling just now. His Miao-Miao looked at him intently, as if he was the only one in his eyes.

Chu Yuan didn’t return to his place, and used Miao-Miao’s account to block them in the live broadcast room like crazy! psBabl

It is forbidden to call him wife.

Husband is also banned!

The one who expressed their love reluctantly stayed.

But the more he watched these barrages, the angrier he became, and Chu Yuan couldn’t help it! kYwuMe

From the fans’ perspective, they saw another man’s hand appear in the camera, and they were familiar with that hand!

It belongs to God Chu!

In Weibo’s previous selection of male hands, God Chu’s hand was selected with high votes.

Of course they know each other. dYPGBj

But these hands are good-looking, but they don’t do human things.

Shua, shua, shua, he mercilessly banned the fans who teased Miao-Miao!

Unacceptable.

How could he be so excessive, ah. B 1WMD

[God Chu, give up! There are all Miao-Miao husbands out there!]

[Come on God Chu, it’s an honor for me to be banned by God Chu! Hehe, Miao-Miao is my wife!]

[Miao-Miao wife, I love you!]

[God Chu, hurry up and use your world champion hand speed to silence me.] aMvFsb

[Hahahahahahaha, laughing. Shocking, the world champion turned into a room manager! Is there no food in the e-sport industry!]

Bai Jin couldn’t help laughing, and whispered to God Chu: “The fans are so interesting, they talk so much fun.”

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Chu Yuan clicked his tongue: “It’s just fun to piss me off.”

[You are all hahahaha, but my screen is already wet. I have taken countless screenshots of Miao-Miao’s fingers. I will share them with you on Weibo!] o2uLd

[Wow! Good people ahead of you, have a safe life! ]

[Good people have a safe life!]

[Stop talking, I want to print it out and look at it everyday and think about it every night!]

Chu Yuan looked at these barrages, and his eyes became darker. That is to say, their faces cannot be seen in the live broadcast camera, otherwise they would definitely laugh louder! 16tdNI

Hahahahaha, the arrogant God Chu also has this day!

Bai Jin was also amused by these barrages, and his tail moved subconsciously.

His previous life was just to go to school and go home, without exception.

Even games were played occasionally. drfWyH

He has never been exposed to such enthusiastic fans. His voice became softer and he said to Chu Yuan: “Do they really want to print it out? Isn’t it bad?”

Chu Yuan’s original anger disappeared instantly, and he was amused by Miao-Miao: “They were joking, they were just exaggerating.”

[Aaaahhhhh, Miao-Miao is so cute! We can hear you even if you lower your voice!]

[So cute, I want to rua!!!] g5qSJu

[Too much cuteness, wuwuwuwu]

Just when Chu Yuan was about to speak again, he felt something furry rub against the back of his hand.

Bai Jin knew that he had made a mistake, and his tail swiped unconsciously.

Tail! fGliOp

Bai Jin wanted to take away the tail, but saw his keeper turned off the camera and the headphone microphone.

Bai Jin turned around: “What’s wrong?”

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Bai Jin’s cheeks turned red after being teased by the barrage, and his eyes were moist, as if he had been bullied by someone.

Chu Yuan clearly heard the sound of his own swallowing, holding Bai Jin’s tail in his hand. cai9Qn

“It’s okay, the fur on your tail is a little messy.”

“Ah?”

Bai Jin turned around to look, but was restrained by his keeper.

“I’ll tidy it up for you, don’t move.” qrpYcQ


Sunnyshies: Pervert Chu!!

Translator's Note

The purple horse is the principal, the orange horse is the vice principal, the yellow horse is the director of the teaching department, the red horse is the head teacher, and the pink horse is the teacher.

To understand simply, the purple code is the class teacher, the orange horse is the monitor, the yellow horse is the team leader, and the blue horse is the student.

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Translator's Note

一碗水端平 – /yī wǎn shuǐ duān píng/
lit. to hold a bowl of water level (idiom) / fig. to be impartial

Translator's Note

大师端水 – /Dàshī duānshuǐ/

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9 comments

  1. Calm down, God Chu

    Thank you for your translation 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

  2. Ahahahaha the viewers are so unhinged and funny. That one that went “use your gamer hand speed to silence me” or something AHHAHA so masochistic and crazy. I love them. I wonder if the news that our miao miao is partially cat will be revealed.

    Thanks for the chapter~~~