[I am crazy or is God Chu crazy. What did he just say?]
[Is God Chu off the list, is God Chu off the list?]
[I can’t believe this!!!]
Fans were just discussing why God Chu was unhappy, and now they heard him say: “You still know how to go home, where have you been going wild, simply going crazy, okay.”
Quietly, God Chu, who has been single for thousands of years, fell in love?
Bai Jin was even more stiff. He felt like he had been caught cheating.
Bah, bah, bah, humans and cats are different, how can he have such filthy thoughts.
“Meow~” Bai Jin pretended not to know anything and called out to the man, meow meow meow.
Chu Yuan sneered: “Don’t think that I will forgive you for being cute.”
Although he didn’t want to raise it, it was completely different if the clown cat ran away on its own.
One person and one cat were still talking to each other, it wasn’t just the barrages that were going crazy.
Some people saved this video and posted it on forums and Weibo Super Chat.
“Aaaahhhhh, Is God Chu already in love?!!”
“So possessive, I love it so much.”
“Wuwu, my God Chu.”
But an attentive fan watched the video countless times and raised a question: “Didn’t you hear a cat meowing at 1:20? Was God Chu talking to the cat?”
As soon as this statement came out, some people immediately laughed at him: “What’s wrong with God Chu having a relationship? Only you female fans don’t want to admit it.”
This fan?!
“Your grandfather, I’m a boy, okay?!”
Because of this funny conversation, many people actually listened to the recording of 1:20 as the male fan said.
They actually heard a few meows from a little milk cat.
Could it be that God Chu was really talking to a mao-mao?!
By the time everyone came to their senses and rushed into the live broadcast room to ask God Chu if he was talking to a mao-mao, Chu Yuan had alright logged off the live broadcast.
How sad.
They really want to tie God Chu on the chair and live broadcast for three days and three nights.
Chu Yuan didn’t know the terrible thoughts of the fans. He looked at the clown cat coldly and thought about how to throw it out.
You just ran away, why are you coming back?
Just like Chu Yuan doesn’t understand what the fans were thinking, Bai Jin doesn’t understand what this man was thinking either!
After Bai Jin experienced the ravages of six hands, a thought flashed in his mind.
He must hug this temporary keeper’s thigh!!!
Who wouldn’t like to pet a little kitty? It is conceivable that he is so cute, no matter who picks him up, he will inevitably end up being ravaged.
Except for the one in front of him!
From the moment he entered this door, the man would just wrap his hands in tissue paper and pick him up.
Although that posture was a bit unsightly and the back of his neck felt cold, his innocence would not be tarnished!
In other words, the person in front of him is his perfect keeper.
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Bai Jin’s eyes were bright and he took the initiative to sit next to the man, his furry little head swirling around the man’s hand.
Ktlr tjr erfv jii tlr meaf aglmxr.
Coafg obeg bg olnf wlceafr bo ktlgilcu, Djl Alc’r fsfr kfgf vlhhs.
Rb, kbeiv j mja ibrf lar yjijcmf yfmjerf bo rqlcclcu lc mlgmifr?
Djl Alc ofii vlgfmais bcab atf wjc’r ijq lc atf cfza wbwfca, jcv atf aluta atlutr tjv rbwf wermifr.
Wuwuwu, he wants muscles like this too!
Although the thighs are indeed easy to lie on, he can’t take advantage of others.
Bai Jin quietly moved away and looked at the temporary keeper with tears in his eyes.
The cold man remained expressionless and showed no reaction to his actions.
Chu Yuan never thought that a cat could be so stupid.
How can he even make himself dizzy?
Isn’t this a retarded cat?
With this idea in mind, Chu Yuan added a sentence to the note about adopting a cat in his circle of friends, saying that it may be a mentally retarded cat, so adopt with caution.
[cy: An ugly white cat broke into my home. It’s very dirty and ugly. Please contact me for adoption.]
This is what Chu Yuan posted to Moments last night.
Many people responded below, but they were all shocked by Chu Yuan’s description.
[Ping Rui: At least add a photo, God Chu!]
[Long Dui: How ugly is ugly?]
[Mo Zilin: No matter how ugly God Chu’s cat is, I will keep it!]
[Qi Fan: Mo Zilin shut up, go to training mode for a duel.]
The series of replies that followed were basically asking Chu Yuan for photos.
Many people think that no matter how ugly the cat is, they still want to adopt it. Ping Rui even directly poked Chu Yuan privately and said that he wanted to adopt it.
Ping Rui is the team manager of Team Y where Chu Yuan used to be.
It seemed like he wanted to adopt a cat, but he actually found an opportunity to talk to Chu Yuan and persuaded him to come back and play games next season.
But when Ping Riu saw God Chu added that it might be a mentally retarded cat, he immediately backed down.
Is it the kind that doesn’t know how to bury cat litter, has to parkour at night, and bites its owner?
A retarded cat.
This discourages everyone in Chu Yuan’s circle of friends.
If it doesn’t work out, it’s good for the mentally retarded cat to be left to God Chu.
Even Ping Rui gritted his teeth and made excuses not to raise the kitten. With his last conscience, he said to Chu Yuan: “God Chu, please pay attention. Mentally retarded cats may not be able to use the litter box!”
Chu Yuan put away his cell phone, looked at the clown cat with eyes full of gold stars with disgust in his face, and tsked: “What should I do? No one even wants you.”
Bai Jin didn’t know that he had gained a stigma for no reason, so he tried his best to rub his furry head against the man’s palm.
Unfortunately, after just a few moments of contact, the man simply took his hand away.
“Forget it, I’ll just keep you, ba.”
It’s not good to leave a mentally retarded cat to others.
Bai Jin was shocked. Did he finally use his cuteness skills to conquer the cool guy in front of him?
This is too much happiness.
Wuwuwu, sure enough, it is really useful for the little kitty to be cute.
Humans cannot resist the cuteness of the little kitty!
Bai Jin thought happily, but suddenly felt very uncomfortable in his stomach.
Like, he needs to poop.
Bai Jin was stunned on the spot. He’s just a little kitty, is he going to bury his own poop later??!
He can’t accept it!!!
But the pain in his stomach was unbearable, so Bai Jin could only bite the bullet and go find the cat litter box to solve this unspeakable secret.
He hadn’t taken two steps when he saw the cool guy, who had just turned from a temporary keeper to a long-term keeper, following him with a thoughtful expression on his face.
Bai Jin blushed, how could he solve this unspeakable secret in front of this cool guy!
He could bear it, but his stomach couldn’t.
Bai Jin closed his eyes and hypnotized himself. He was just a cat. He was just a cat.
After Bai Jin solved the unspeakable secret, he immediately rushed outside to wash his paws. He is a little mao-mao who loves to be clean!
Who knew that as soon as he returned, he saw his long-term keeper looking satisfied and muttering something, but it was a pity that Bai Jin was too far away to hear it.
Now that he decided to keep a cat, Chu Yuan planned to take the clown cat to the pet hospital for a bath and check-up.
What he thought was a relaxing vacation time was all disrupted by a cat.
Arriving at the pet hospital, Bai Jin breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that the cool guy really wanted to raise him. It seemed that his cuteness in the past two days was not in vain.
When the doctor saw Chu Yuan, his eyes were shocked.
Is this the living God Chu?!
But now it was the consultation stage, the doctor forced himself to hold back his excitement and asked about the kitten’s condition first.
“It looks very healthy. I will draw blood for a detailed examination soon. If there is no problem, you can get vaccinated.” The doctor said while looking at the cat: “What’s your name and the cat’s name, I want to make a note of it.”
That being said, the doctor has already written the word Chu Yuan behind the cat owner.
Wuwuwu, this is God Chu, ah. The God of War Alliance, a game that has exploded globally, and God Chu is the top player in this game. There wasn’t anyone who played this game who didn’t recognize him.
Chu Yuan didn’t pay attention and said: “My name is Chu Yuan, and the cat is here.”
Chu Yuan said with a disgusted look at the cat: “Clown cat?”
The doctor almost laughed out loud: “Your cat is not ugly. It’s called a lion cat, and it’s a domestic breed. It’s just that the fur is a little tangled now, and it’s still a kitten. When the new year comes, its fur will grow out and it will be very beautiful.”
At the mention of the cat, the doctor spoke eloquently, and immediately beamed when he saw both God Chu and the cat in God Chu’s arms looking at him: ”The best looking lion cat is one that is snow-white all over and has turquoise blue eyes. In the past, cats with heterochromatic eyes were highly recommended, but such cats are prone to deafness. So a cat like yours is the best looking among lion cats.”
“But I can’t give him a bath today with his vaccination, so let’s wait another week.”
Chu Yuan’s face was full of disbelief. That’s it, this is already the best looking?
While it looks a lot better today after getting the dirt cleaned up, it’s not that exaggerated.
“What are you going to name it?” The doctor asked again.
Chu Yuan thought of this clown cat meowing every day, so he immediately decided on a name: “Let’s call it Maio-Miao, the prefix of grass with field at the beginning. Chu Miao-Miao.”
Bai Jin just heard the doctor say something very flattering. They were all praising him for his good looks!
And the name Miao-Miao seems to be alright?
It’s better than some weird names.
The most important thing is that he finally knows the name of his own keeper.
Chu Yuan, it sounds pretty good too.
Bai Jin was taken in by the nurse. After all, he was not a real cat. He knew it was for his own good and didn’t struggle at all. He was extremely well-behaved.
Many customers nearby were envious.
“Our mao-mao only lets me hold it, and will bite if others hold it. This one is so well-behaved.”
“Yes, yes, every time I come to take it for a bath, it’s like a war. I’m so envious.”
“This cat isn’t fussy at all, hey.”
The more Chu Yuan listened, the darker his face became.
Look at other people’s cats, they don’t run around at all and they don’t let anyone other than their owners hold them.
Chu Yuan called to the nurse: “Check again to see if this cat is mentally retarded.”
Mentally retarded?!
Bai Jin couldn’t believe his ears.
He is an innocent, lively and cute little kitty, but he is actually suspected of being mentally retarded?!
He was still shocked by Chu Yuan’s words when he was carried in by the nurse. He then heard the nurse lady say to the people inside as she covered his cat ears: “One more thing, check the behavior to see if there is any problem.”
Even if the nurse lady says it politely! Even if she covers his ears!
Bai Jin still heard it ah, wanted to check whether he was really a mentally retarded cat.
How can you be so cruel to a cat!
An hour and a half later, Bai Jin was sent out.
The doctor has also successfully obtained God Chu’s signature, and was pleased to see the test result: “Very healthy, just a little thin, just supplement it with more raw meat. The vaccine is also done, and it will have another shot in three weeks. The cat behaves normally and has no problem with its intelligence. ”
Listening to the doctor’s vindication, Bai Jin burst into tears and felt grateful.
Thank you, doctor, for returning mao-mao’s innocence!
However, Bai Jin’s tears were mainly due to the pain of the vaccination. When he returned to his keeper’s arms, he immediately crawled into his arms.
Mao-mao is going to be autistic.
Chu Yuan nodded, he took the cat out, and asked one last question: “Can I sterilize him by the way?”
Sterilization?!
The author has something to say:
Chu Yuan: Regarding the fact that I’m going to put my boyfriend under sterilization
(Author thanking the little angels for their reward!!)
Sunnyshies: I was confused for a while, I wonder why the abbreviation of God of War became LoL…haha, I even thought it was not LoL, always been confused why LoL keep appearing, it wasn’t until I compare the names of the heroes used here in this novel to the LoL heroes that I was convinced. It was indeed LoL, we will have the same LoL heroes here! Just attribute it to parallel words.
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Mentally retarded.. 😓😂
thanks for the chapter!! i want to pet miao miao too 🥺
Kkkkkk poor miao! The boyfriend sterilization plot ( ≧Д≦)