Bottom A, Top OCh5 - His wife…kidnapped my husband

Translator: Abo Dammen


Yu Jingxuan fell asleep. But his high pony-tailed friend…wasn’t quite sober either. Good thing he still knew he couldn’t drive when drunk. EWSq9Y

He disorientedly held the phone and pressed the address book there.

“Yuyu, don’t sleep first! You need to call someone to pick us up… Wuu, I’ll give Chengzi a call.”

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

Meanwhile, Nie Zihang was still shocked by what he had heard and saw just now, and he couldn’t snap out of his trance for quite a while.

So… Yu Jingxuan is an alpha, but he is in an AA relationship. While he got dumped by three omegas, his lover cheated on him with an omega.  F9aGEj

Not only that, he was also the one on the bottom?

Nie Zihang took another secret glance at the sleeping man.

Half of the alpha’s face was buried in his arms, his nostrils were probably blocked. He breathed with a puff sound.

He had fair skin, so in a glance the areas being pressed could be seen with light red marks.

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At the moment, the man’s head was resting paralysed on the back of his hand, and the calluses on his palm were showing.

His clothes were wrinkled under the table, but his toned muscles still shone through. He could tell he’d been working out hard all year with just a glance.

He couldn’t believe that such a person would surprisingly be the bottom…

He stood there with a blank expression. On the opposite side, High Pony-tail had already dialled out and shouted to the phone with his tongue out, “Cheng-Da Chengzi, Yuyu and I drank too much. Come pick us up!” FGay73

When he put it on loudspeaker, an annoyed voice came from the receiving end, “What Da Chengzi? You dialled the wrong number! Blind calling so late fucking night and also wanting to be picked up, why don’t I pick up your mother’s c*nt! Sickass!”

Then, a busy tone of tootoot came from the phone.

High pony-tailed dude yelled at the receiver, “What did you say ha!”

Nie Zihang: …. vT10Yc

Now he even doubted whether these two alphas could still find their way home.

They wouldn’t end up sleeping on the roadside, would they? That High Pony-tailed dude looked like a social person, but had little influence. But Yu Jingxuan was a police officer in this area, if he were to be recognized… He was afraid he’d be unable to keep his job.

We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.

“Let’s go Da Hang, what’re you dawdling for? Don’t you still have to watch your disciple’s court session tomorrow? Don’t you still sleep at night? You’ve been up for two nights, your iron body also can’t stand that. You’re still an omega, hurry back to sleep.”

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Nie Zihang looked at Officer Yu who was completely lying down. Then there was High Pony-tail  who’d been trying to press the contact list but had been unable to make any arrangements, so instead had begun to scold the phone.

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Chrysanthemum Garden.

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He resignedly walked to the two people’s table, fished out his car key and knocked it in front of High Pony-tail. “Stop calling to find someone, it’s midnight. Where are you headed? I’ll drop you both off.” 2ciDp1

The other party immediately held his cell phone tightly and looked at him cautiously. “W-Who are you?”

Nie Zihang, “Officer Yu’s friend.”

The tip of High Pony-tail’s nose moved, and his face wrinkled. “O…Omega? Y-You’re lying! You are definitely not Yuyu’s friend. Our Yuyu have never had omega friends. We, and omegas, are forever social class enemies!”

Nie Zihang: … OlidKG

Jiang Ming, who also just got here: …

The trio looked at each other slightly awkwardly.

As they kept looking, High Pony-tail’s expression suddenly turned flustered. 

The boy pushed Yu Jingxuan in the opposite direction with all his strength. As he pushed, he pulled out a lamb kebab stick, pointed it at Nie Zihang and shouted, “I know! Y-You are that despicable omega! You stole Yuyu’s alpha and came here to provoke us! Y-You also brought a backup! zPe2MR

“D-Don’t think that just because you are tall and big, we’ll be afraid of you! Our Yuyu graduated from a regular police academy. His skills are very good, don’t be too unruly!

“Yuyu, up up quickly! Enemy spies came to assassinate us!”

Yu Jingxuan, who was originally sleeping, suddenly woke up and opened his eyes when he heard the word “spy”.

“Don’t move! I’m with the H City police, badge number 39520. According to the “ABO Constitutional Law”, you are now under criminal arrest, and now you must come with me immediately.” yvtQP5

The alpha jumped to his feet, instinctively grabbing Jiang Ming, the man closest to him; he pushed Jiang Ming’s knee socket with his own knee and tackled him to the ground.

Clear expression, steely gaze, professional movements.

 

Uh… If only he had not taken out a “police card” from nowhere and now held it in the air to show Jiang Ming… rNkeZd

Jiang Ming:

“Fuck you, let go! Come on, what is this? Live performance without the physical item for me? Nie Zihang, think of a fucking way to get him up for me! Laozi just ate his fill, I’m gonna vomit if I’m pressed down like this!”

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

High Pony-tail next to him still cheered and egged them on. “Beautiful!”

Nie Zihang looked at his childhood friend’s sorry figure, and then examined Yu Jingxuan, whose eyes gradually blurred… BN3Eju

Unable to hold back, he put his fist to his lips and guffawed unkindly.

The laughter successfully caught the attention of Police Officer Yu, who raised his head and looked at Nie Zihang.

The alpha’s eyes still had a reddish hue, a sign that he had just woken up. The tip of his nose was also red. His eyes still had a trace of confusion when it landed on Nie Zihang.

It took a while for him to respond, and he articulated half a beat slowly, “Attorney..Nie?”  SwGUg0

Nie Zihang knelt on one knee in front of the alpha and reached out to his hands. “Hi, Officer Yu. The person under you is my friend.”

Yu Jingxuan let out an “oh” and then quickly released the person. He said, “Sorry… Mr. Nie, are you and your friend here to have dinner?”

Nie Zihang looked surprised. This is…. After tossing a few times, he sobered up? Tch, that was pretty quick.

Seeing that the two really knew each other, High Pony-tail eagerly squatted beside them and asked, “Yuyu, is this your friend? When did you make friends with an omega?” niKows

Yu Jingxuan blinked slowly, thinking for a while before he seriously answered, “Not a friend.”

Nie Zihang frowned.

Yu Jingxuan,  “His wife…kidnapped my alpha.”

High Pony-tail: !!! 8KGZ7X

Jiang Ming: ???

Yu Jingxuan looked at their expressions, thought he didn’t explain it to them clearly, and earnestly repeated, “My husband…kidnapped his wife.”

Nie Zihang: …

Okay. a1DHd6

He was negligent just now. Police Officer Yu didn’t sober up from the wine at all.

Seeing that Nie Zihang did not agree, Yu Jingxuan looked at him with uncertainty. “Wasn’t it? My alpha, kidnapped your omega.”

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

Nie Zihang felt helpless. “Yes, yes, everything you said is right. Let’s go, Officer Yu, let’s take you guys home.”

After he spoke, he helped him up. d2Cz6V

However, he didn’t know which string of the cerebellum went wrong when the alpha, who was still nimble just now, kneeled down and stuck his head on his chest.

Nie Zihang caught the person reflexively.

 The smell belonging to the alpha enthusiastically overflowed.

He had smelled it before. It was a clear, sweetish clean orchid scent. k8fvhe

But this time, the smell was a wee bit denser than any other time before.

However, he had just taken a sniff when his arms suddenly became empty.

He looked up and found that High Pony-tail pulled Yu Jingxuan’s collar. He berated him, “Yuyu! Why did you run into an omega’s arms! Your dignity as an alpha!”

Nie Zihang’s temples began to pulsate again… VYSe8d


The author has something to say:

At present, Nie-ge: Alpha, scram!

In the future, Nie-ge: Wifey smells great. Wifey, ”chuchu” me…

Yuyu: …Uhm, ok… UEWX29


Translator’s Feed:

Hello, I am back from my conference! But the bad news is I have tons of piled up work to do. Chapter 6 is still under editing and because I had no time to pick it back up :’) really sorry for the delay. 

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I’ll just shorten his nickname and call him like this lmao. Btw this is the reference to his name

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lmao an imaginary police id card

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it”s a “what am I gonna do with you” kind of helpless

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kissing sound

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26 comments

  1. Yu Jingxuan is so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!!

    It’s okay, don’t stress yourself out Translator-san!

  2. So damn cute!! His ex-husband you mean! Your present husband is the one whose ex-wife had stolen your ex-husband (gets lost in all the husbands)

  3. Mini-theater

    Yuyu: What diginty, aiii… Alpha, omega. Either way, we’re comrades suffering from the same heartache. My husband abducted his omega… His omega… His wife abducted my alpha.

    Jingxuan: speechless

    Zihang: blinks slowly I wanna bite…

    Yuyu: ●_●

    Jingxuan: Get lost for this laotzu! We’ll never be friends with omegas!

    Later…

    Jingxuan: Fck! Somebody tell me why Yuyu is sending me an invitation for his and that omega’s wedding?! Yuyu! Don’t abandon your true self! screeches

  4. Omg what are you pulsating for, ah Mr. Nie? Is it because your arms are empty from that pull? XD thank you so much for the update <3

  5. Another funny and chte chapter! Wonder if their friends will end up together? 🤔

    Thanks for the chapter!

  6. hahahaha you’re alpha bottom dignity will be broken! stand up straight bro hahahaha

  7. Nie Zihang stop sniffing that alpha and get serious for a minute yeah? The supportive friends have their hands full 😆. Thanks for this – so funny!