【A new post appeared in an anonymous forum】
Post title: Damn it! How much dog food do this couple have to shove into my mouth?!
1l:
Reporting in, all the zergs who watched the vlog! I’m going to whine here, and no one can stop me!
2l:
Who isn’t?
3l:
Help! Is there anyone else like me? Before clicking: Oh, another script trying to deceive me into marriage—I won’t believe your nonsense.
After clicking: Ahhhhh, zerg god, grant me a male zerg! I want to reproduce now!
4l:
To the person above, let me finish your true wish for you.
[I just want to marry Lu Mo.]
5l:
It’s totally wishful thinking.
6l [I’m 3l]:
What’s wrong? zergs should have dreams too, right? Can’t I even imagine it? What if it comes true?
7l:
Yes, yes! Even though I’m just a B-rank female zerg, so what? Lu Mo only has Commander Ling as his female partner. What if he takes a liking to me? To be honest, if it’s Lu Mo, I’d be happy to be his female servant…
8l:
Exactly! An S-rank male zerg! A living legend! But that’s not the point. Look at the way they are in the vlog. Oh my god, I never thought married life could be like this. I’m so envious, jealous, and resentful… Waaah…
9l:
I agree with the person above. I’ve seen many TV scripts before, and I thought this would be another cliché. Like the female partner immediately kneeling down when she sees the male zerg. But instead, the male zerg orders him without hesitation: “Have dinner with me.” (By the way, even though it’s a cliché, I still enjoy it.) And then?! And then?! What did I see, zerg god, ahhh!!
10l:
Please give a zerg’s summary! I am on duty at the border and the internet connection is terrible here. I’ve been trying to load the vlog for ages, but I can’t see anything. Seeing your screams, this zerg is shedding invisible tears.
11l:
Alright, to the person above, let me share a scene, my favorite scene. When the two zergs were practicing shooting, Lu Mo kept disturbing Ling. How did he disturb him, you ask? Instead of shooting at his own target properly, he had to shoot at Ling’s target, deviating from the norm of being inaccurate and hitting someone else’s target—because he hit the bullseye every single time.
12l:
Continuing from the previous comment. How did Ling respond? My goodness, my brilliant and handsome commander Ling, he just obediently held his gun and clapped for his male zerg. Have you seen a seal clapping? It’s exactly the same. You guys are too much.
13l:
I actually saw a trace of satisfaction on Lu Mo’s expressionless face…
14l:
…Huh? Are you serious? Don’t fool me, I’m a naive female zerg who hasn’t watched the vlog!
Damn it, Commander Ling is obedient? Don’t scare me. I’m from the Fifth Legion, and I almost died at the hands of the Commander back then. That guy is notorious, and I still remember how he smiled at me. He said, “Run ten more laps, okay?” I almost fainted right then and there. It takes half an hour to run just one lap!
15l:
According to the cliché, shouldn’t the female zerg be fearful and anxious around the male zerg? And to alleviate the female zerg’s fear, the male zerg suggests that the female zerg teach him how to shoot. Then the two zergs gradually develop an understanding. That should be the script, right?
16l:
Because an S-rank male zerg fears nothing! Well, that was a joke. Think about it. They’ve been married for so long. What is there to fear?
17l:
The person above clearly hasn’t been married. The longer you’re married, the more you fear… Who knows when the Male Sovereign will suddenly go crazy and make you miserable…
18l:
Ahhh, after saying all that, when will I be able to marry Lu Mo? Who knows his ideal type?
19l:
Waaah, I’m so envious.
20l:
Being envious won’t help. Don’t you know? Lu Mo won’t marry any other female zerg.
21l:
Huh?
22l:
I posted a partial GIF.
[The GIF quality isn’t very clear after opening, you can tell it’s been re-uploaded multiple times, ending up as a blurry image.]
23l:
Wow…
24l:
Wow…
25l:
Wow…
26l:
Stop with the wows!!! I’m a border patrol zerg who needs an explanation! Help me, help me!!
27l:
In simple terms, on their wedding day, Lu Mo said he would never marry another female zerg. Except for Ling, he won’t marry anyone else. Outwardly, I’m calm, but inside, I’m as sour as a lemon.
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
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31l:
I’ve been rewatching that segment of the vlog all night. Just like the person above said, I never thought that in this lifetime, as a brave female zerg, I would have a day of screaming for a beautiful love. I really like Lu Mo’s style.
32l:
Who doesn’t? I admire Ling, how can he remain calm even in that situation? If it were me, I would’ve pounced on him, you know? He truly deserves to be a Commander.
[After more than ten minutes, there’s suddenly complete silence.]
33l:
Hmm? Why did it suddenly get quiet? I was relying on this post for entertainment, qaq.
34l:
The person above is so unfortunate, your connection is really congested over there. Because the vlog is so popular, they’ve actually created a special production team to shoot at Lu Mo’s house. Let me give you a text update.
35l:
Ah, thank you, thank you, qaq.
[After another more than ten minutes, no one replied.]
36l:
Sorry for the long wait, I’m really sorry I didn’t come to relay it earlier, but it was just too funny, and I forgot about you.
37l:
Qaq.
38l:
Well, the production team arrived quite early, and Lu Mo was still asleep, but they happened to catch commander Ling who was about to leave for work. When commander Ling heard the purpose of their visit, he immediately took a day off. He’s truly an understanding commander.
But it wasn’t good for him to just stand there, so the production team made a request. The host said, “We heard that your performance on the battlefield is quite outstanding, and many young female soldiers in the zerg tribe admire you. So, could you show us some combat skills? Take this opportunity to demonstrate.”
Commander Ling nodded and agreed without hesitation, entering the virtual combat zone without another word.
At the moment he logged in, the entire zone resounded with congratulations.
[World Broadcast: SVIP/HeartPleasure VIP Level 10/Top-level Power/Supreme Emperor/Invincible War God/Six-Winged Demon/Zone’s First has logged in]
[World Broadcast: Click to add him as a friend! Poke, poke, poke!]
[World Broadcast: The entire zone welcomes the bigshot!]
Hahaha, I will never forget how commander Ling turned his head and met the camera’s gaze with a bewildered expression. It was the first time he forgot to smile!!
39l:
Hahaha, I’m really laughing my head off. He’s even wearing black six wings, and in the background, there are crackling black lightning flashes. I never expected to discover commander Ling’s little secret today. It’s hilarious!
I heard before that some rich person suddenly spent a fortune and bought all the titles that can be bought with money in the server overnight. So, it was him, hahaha!
40l:
You know, it actually looks quite cool. The blood-red bandages with commander Ling’s face, plus the huge wings, give it a certain vibe. Even with a different face, it’s still funny.
41l:
The main thing is that he’s really rich.
42l:
The host is trying hard to regain his dignity. He’s really putting in a lot of effort, but the more he tries, the funnier it gets. Luckily, Lu Mo woke up at that moment, and the host’s face showed a tangible expression of relief.
43l:
Ah, ah, ah!!! Lu Mo is so handsome!! It’s so strange because he’s not the type of traditional beautiful little male zerg—tall and cold—but I can’t help but find him incredibly handsome. Help!
44l:
Beauty knows no type. He changed my perception.
45l:
Surprisingly polite…
46l:
After all, he is a noble.
47l:
The host is asking such awkward questions, and he’s answering them so earnestly. I’m excited and embarrassed at the same time. I can only steal glances from between my fingers.
48l:
What did they ask, qaq? Can someone tell me!
49l:
Host: Did you know that many zergs in the zerg tribe are obsessed with you and your female partner?
Lu Mo: I didn’t know.
Host: Ah… do you have any thoughts on that?
Lu Mo: Thank you for liking us. I have no objections.
Host [awkward laugh]: So, we’ve received a few requests. They hope you can act out some scenes from the very popular fanfiction on the forum.
Lu Mo: What requests?
Host: There are several highly popular fanfictions on the forum right now, and everyone hopes that you can temporarily act out the scenes from the stories.
Lu Mo [thinking for a moment]: Okay.
50l:
My friends, I’m so excited! Please, host, choose the hottest one! My favorite is “Dominant Male Zerg Falls in Love with Me!” Don’t take it lightly! I can’t wait!
51l:
Hahaha, that story is just unbelievable. Before the vlog aired, everyone was criticizing the author for wild imagination, but they couldn’t help but keep reading. It was a strange phenomenon of criticizing while chasing. But after the vlog aired, the events in the story matched up, and some even matched perfectly. It’s divine prediction, incredible. Of course, the characters are a bit OOC, and Lu Mo’s internal struggles almost left me dumbfounded, hahaha.
52l:
Continuing the broadcast. The host’s communication device broke down… The production team can’t be that poor, right? They had no choice but to borrow Lu Mo’s communication device.
53l:
Their usual trick. The production team is so wicked, they’re just taking this opportunity to see what Lu Mo usually browses. I found out before that some male zergs secretly browse certain unspeakable websites. Hahaha, Lu Mo has no idea what’s about to happen.
54l:
So excited, so excited, so excited. What kind of secrets does our beloved S-rank male zerg hide?
…
…
57l:
Hhhhhhh, the host is in a pitiful state.
58l:
What, what? What happened again!!
59l:
A photo was posted. The host has a smile on his face, maintaining a stiff pose, standing in place without moving, like a statue.jpg
60l:
Hahaha, the moment he opened the browser, Lu Mo finally seemed to realize what was happening. Is it safe to say he truly lives up to being an S-rank male zerg? The host was directly petrified by his mental power. After all, he’s an A-rank male zerg at least—turned into a statue. It’s just too funny.
61l:
Damn it, I really want to know what secrets Lu Mo’s browser holds!
62l:
Well, it was quite impolite from the start, so it’s normal for them to mess with each other. By the way, did you notice? In the corner of the frame, commander Ling fell asleep.
A photo was posted: commander Ling sitting on the couch, tilting his head and dozing off.jpg
63l:
Huh? Generally, female zergs should be more energetic when they’re pregnant, right? After all, they have male zergs to “water” and “fertilize” them day and night.
64l:
Unless the male zerg never satisfies her.
65l:
…Please, no.
66l:
Smile gradually disappears.jpg
67l:
Don’t tell me I’ve been taking fake candies these days. The kind that’s poisonous.
68l:
Don’t make up things for yourselves, okay? I’m a medical student, and I vaguely remember my teacher mentioning this phenomenon. It’s definitely not what you guys are saying. But what exactly does it mean? I’ll have to ask my teacher. I can’t remember.
69l:Okay, let’s calm down for now.
To save the host, the live broadcast was temporarily interrupted, so now we can only rewatch the previous live stream and savor the moments.
70l:
Add one.
That speechless and choked expression on commander Ling’s face, it makes me laugh every time.
71l:
Hahaha.
[Many discussions about the details of the live stream are omitted here.]
123楼:
Hey! It took me a long time, but I finally captured this frame. The camera quality was good, so I managed to capture this moment. The host did click on the browser, and this is Lu Mo’s quick access interface. But I don’t really understand, what is this…
The original poster (OP) posted a screenshot.
In a slightly distorted image, you can see that it’s a pink-colored website.
124楼:
Hahaha, isn’t that the famous fanfiction site? If you don’t read Lu Ling fanfics, you wouldn’t know!
125楼:
Seems like someone said something amazing upstairs. Let’s review what happened in the 49th post. Lu Mo confidently said he didn’t know.
126楼:
But he clearly knows.
127楼:
And his rank is quite high. Even I, who reads and comments on fanfics everywhere, don’t have such a high rank. He clearly knows.
128楼:
Alright… I really don’t understand. Ah, there’s a bit of distortion in the top left corner, but it’s not important, so I won’t fix it.
129楼:
No, no, it’s important!!! Skilled editor, please fix it!! That’s Lu Mo’s username!!
Could it be that among the fans who howl together with us, Lu Mo is one of them?!
130楼:
Skilled editor, please fix it!
131楼:
Skilled editor, please fix it!
…
156楼:
Alright, I’ll give it a try.
157楼:
May the zerg be safe and sound.
158楼:
May the zerg be safe and sound.
…
196楼:
I did it! I managed to capture it. The photo is clear in the top left corner.
197楼:
[Lu Ling is real] Alright, I know you guys are serious now. But I’ve never seen this name before, so I won’t comment much.
198楼:
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199楼:
…
200楼:
What’s wrong with you guys?
201楼:
Ah, the people above don’t seem to be familiar with forums, right? In fact, many users can change their usernames, but the IP address is unique. If you search a bit, you’ll find that users with the same IP address are the same person.
202l:
…
203l:
Out of curiosity, I just checked a certain user, and now I’m completely shocked. My hand holding the cigarette is trembling slightly. Do you know whom I checked?
204l:
Who??
205l:
Who??
206l:
I also…
207l:
It’s too terrifying. I don’t think I should say it.
208l:
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!! Hurry up and tell us!!
209l:
I’m not afraid of death, I’ll do it!! Even if I have to shout it from inside a coffin!
Lu Mo’s IP address is the same as “My Female Partner Gets Cuter Every Day”!!
210l:
If there are any zergs who still don’t understand, the author of “Dominant Male Zerg Falls in Love with Me” is named “My Female Partner Gets Cuter Every Day”!!
211l:
Ah, ah, ah, ah!!
212l:
Ah, ah, ah, ah!!
213l:
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!!
…
299楼:
I’m the medical student from earlier, and I’m back. After asking my teacher, he was also a bit bewildered by my question, but he gave me the answer. Such behavior from the female zerg is not a bad sign, on the contrary, it’s a good sign. It’s just that it rarely occurs. Ancient female zergs had to face numerous enemies and unexpected situations during pregnancy, so they had to be 200% alert. Over time, female zergs who couldn’t focus during pregnancy were gradually eliminated. However, if the female zerg feels enough security psychologically or if the nutrition she absorbs instinctively satisfies her, she will enter this sleepy state. Some may even exhibit nesting behavior, taking all the clothes and items with the scent of the male zerg and placing them next to them. But such behavior usually occurs in the late stages of pregnancy, which means our zerg eggs are almost here! It’s a great thing! So, all your worries are unnecessary. But why do I see you all going, “Ah, ah, ah, ah?” Let me go down and see…
300楼:
OP, your screenshot in this post is exploding everywhere!! Run!! Although I appreciate it, please run, silly child!!
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I couldnt help but laugh through out this chapter, the Zerg tribe is so cute but our Lu Mo is even cuter(≧▽≦)
Thank You for the new chapter ( ꈍᴗꈍ)❤️
Lol, I’ve just been called single on a molecular level. This chapter was so cute. I couldn’t stop smiling (´,,•ω•,,)♡
Lu Mo writing sickeningly sweet fanfiction just to vent his adoration for Ling is just….. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m afraid they won’t get out of bed for a month is Ling sees it.
Lu’s already fragmented image died for good 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣