After transmigrating into a villain cannon fodder male zergCh82 - Eggs (4)

No, this won’t do…

Continuing like this is absolutely not acceptable. ISmF28

In the quiet room, Lu Mo frowned and rarely put on a pair of glasses. Staring at the light screen for too long made him uncomfortable.

The light screen was playing a series of videos, reflecting on the lenses.

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Lu Mo’s expression grew more serious.

What had he been doing these days? ghdbS3

There wasn’t a single usable clip.

In the video, the silver-haired, red-eyed female zerg lazily sat on the windowsill, with the evening breeze lifting his long strands of hair. The setting sun cast a gentle contour on his face.

Behind him, the male zerg gazed quietly at him.

Ling was the scenery in Lu Mo’s eyes as he looked outside the window.

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It was such a beautiful scene, the only flaw being that Lu Mo was deeply moved from the bottom of his heart at that moment.

So he made a natural decision. He wanted to personally capture the scene before him with a paintbrush.

In the lens, Lu Mo gazed at Ling while freely expressing his emotions on the canvas.

The canvas became extremely bloody. Damn it, it didn’t look like love, it looked like a curse. yr Dvc

This was the reason why Lu Mo always couldn’t find good material. There was always something slightly wrong, and the entire atmosphere would collapse, beyond salvage.

Therefore, the method of “winning through quantity” had completely failed.

Lu Mo pushed his glasses and a beam of light reflected off the lenses.

In that case, he had to consider well-designed scenes. He had to consciously create the scenes he wanted! KWcdCU

Otherwise, at this rate, who knows how many years it would take to finish filming.

By that time, Morr and the others would probably have finished their work!

With a determined mind, Lu Mo’s brain quickly started working.

As everyone knows, when facing a difficult problem in an exam, the first thing to do is to understand the key point—the intentions of the question setter. nR1oPt

The same principle applies to problems in life. Morr wanted to invite him to film the vlog in order to let the zerg species in this world—the zerg species that had long been in an abnormal relationship—understand what a normal relationship between males and females is like.

So, the material that fits this requirement is…

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Lu Mo clenched his fist with satisfaction.

There was only one answer! NQ6OqS

That answer was to film Ling as an independent, handsome figure, exuding confidence and strength, a new era female zerg image!

Ah, it was too simple.

Because Ling was already that kind of female zerg, as long as he didn’t do anything unnecessary and honestly captured it on film.

Lu Mo glanced at the time. PMAJYl

The light screen showed that it was currently half-past five in the afternoon, and Ling should be back by now.

As for why Ling was still working, it could only be said that the zerg world view was different from that of humans. Even if they had a monumental task ahead, they would still request to leave and return home first when it came to childbearing.

But once they became pregnant, it was as if the matter had already been completed, and they would go to work and be busy as usual.

Lu Mo opened the door and looked down from the staircase, just in time to see the butler opening the door for Ling. tCzHQF

Ling stood in the foyer, his black coat hanging from his arm. The well-cut shirt beautifully highlighted his streamlined shoulders and back.

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Lu Mo couldn’t help but freeze.

In that instant when Ling looked at him, the nonchalant expression in his eyes disappeared, and Lu Mo could almost vividly see the beautiful red irises brimming with delight and a shining light emerging from within…

It was as if the entire world brightened just for him.

He had never noticed this before. Perhaps it was because he was always busy arguing with the system, causing him to subconsciously think that even if Ling liked him, he would always be reserved. jm8zvF

But now, it was clear that there was no reservation…

It was all written on his face!

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Lu Mo covered his face with both hands.

Ah, this was fatal. JI6dKv

Every day, he felt like his female monarch was becoming more and more adorable. What should he do?

As usual, the butler prepared dinner, and the exquisite dishes filled the air with a tantalizing aroma.

During dinner, they would often share interesting stories, but sometimes they would remain silent, only the faint sound of utensils clinking.

It wasn’t because they had nothing to talk about but rather a deeply understood silence. 6Yzrtu

Even if we don’t speak, we have grown accustomed to each other’s presence.

Just like getting used to the air, our thoughts wander aimlessly, relaxed and at ease.

Occasionally, their gazes would meet, and Ling would tilt his head, eyebrows slightly raised, as if asking: Male Sovereign, what are you thinking?

After finishing dinner, they would sit on the soft sofa, spending more than ten minutes searching for the remote control. WzMRC1

Although every day, Lu Mo was determined to put the remote control in its proper place.

But the same scene would play out the next day—

Lu Mo stood expressionless in front of the sofa, arms crossed. “Where’s the remote?”

Ling sat on the sofa, looking innocent as he gazed at his male sovereign. “I’ve searched for it, but I can’t find it.” E3TPt

Lu Mo squinted. “Really? I don’t believe you.”

And then, for the umpteenth time, they found the mysteriously vanished remote control in the crevice of the cushion.

Lu Mo turned on the TV. Zerg programs were always boring, but there were some interesting ones recently.

Although for Lu Mo, who had experienced the glamorous world of Earth, it was incredibly childish, Ling was genuinely enthusiastic about it. Zum2Q3

Ling would quietly ask him how he felt about it.

Looking at Lu Mo’s slightly greenish face, Ling’s mouth curved into a mischievous smile.

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

Lu Mo cleared his throat and commented, “There’s no skill, it’s all about emotions.”

But it sounded so damn unpleasant. CnGAt2

Ling burst into laughter, unable to contain himself.

Today is just another day of despair, but gradually, Lu Mo has become accustomed to the zerg species’ aesthetics through long torment and even found his own unique pleasure in it.

For example, evaluating the contestants’ facial expressions. He even has his own set of scoring criteria.

“This one won’t do, the emotions aren’t invested enough.” ybrnXo

Lu Mo sneered, “It’s lacking that vibe.”

But this time, he didn’t hear Ling’s response. Normally, according to Ling’s habit, he would engage in a discussion about the accuracy of the scores, but today, there was silence.

Lu Mo turned his head and discovered that Ling had fallen asleep.

Stretching his slender limbs, his head resting against Lu Mo’s shoulder, his long eyelashes cast a semi-circular shadow under the light from the TV. His breathing was calm and steady. OZxMU9

Lu Mo sighed in frustration and mentally knocked on the system: [It didn’t mention in the guide, why does Ling keep sleeping after becoming pregnant?]

It had been happening quite often.

They would be talking, and suddenly Ling would doze off. There had never been a case where a female zerg behaved like this after becoming pregnant.

The system was also puzzled: [Could it be because S-rank zergs are more special?] uAb1Bx

Lu Mo replied, [Shouldn’t S-rank zergs be healthier?]

The system: [….]

Lu Mo sneered, [What use are you then.]

The system was infuriated in Lu Mo’s mind but had no clue about this matter. It could only helplessly dive into the vast sea of information, vowing to find the reason and make Lu Mo worship it. 4ajkCT

Lu Mo shifted slightly, ready to carry Ling back to the room, but the small robot by his side made a soft “click” sound, causing Lu Mo’s movements to pause.

—Wait.

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Wait a moment.

Wasn’t his original intention to film a handsome Ling?!! G1 45S

But Ling was not at all handsome right now! How could he be an exemplar of an independent female zerg in the new era?!

Lu Mo was greatly frustrated. He shook Ling, ruthlessly and coldly interrupting his deep sleep.

With Lu Mo’s persistent efforts, Ling slightly furrowed his brows, and with blurry eyes, he looked at Lu Mo. “Male Sovereign…”

Being forcibly awakened, although Ling tried to be clear-headed—he thought he was already clear-headed—he didn’t realize that his voice sounded sticky, with an obvious nasal tone. 9fEt7v

He looked so pitiful.

“What’s the matter…”

Lu Mo: “…”

If Ling were still clear-headed at this moment, he would see the corners of Lu Mo’s mouth curling up involuntarily. ZQW7dR

Lu Mo clenched his hand into a fist and brought it to his mouth, pretending to cough. When he lowered his hand, his expression turned serious again.

With a stern face, he said, “At least consider the occasion, won’t you? If you fall asleep here, it really troubles me.”

Lu Mo reached out his hand towards Ling, and Ling followed along, leaning against Lu Mo’s arm, as Lu Mo half-supported and half-embraced him, leading him upstairs.

Lu Mo muttered, “It’s only because of the zerg eggs—” jtiJpx

Ling: “Mmm… Mmm.”

It’s unclear if he understood.

With great difficulty, Lu Mo opened the bedroom door and placed Ling on the bed. But it was still early, and Lu Mo couldn’t sleep at all.

He was about to leave when, as he stood up, a force grabbed onto his sleeve. 0Qx6zr

Lu Mo lowered his head and saw Ling’s fingers tightly grasping his sleeve, falling back asleep like that.

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Ah.

Why does it keep happening… uiN3ML

Lu Mo scratched his head in frustration.

Finally, he had no choice but to take off his coat.

In his sleep, Ling dragged the coat into the covers, burying himself halfway inside. Half of his face was hidden in the covers, revealing only a small portion.

A soft spot formed in Lu Mo’s heart. x yA80

He sat down on the edge of the bed, reaching out his hand to brush away the messy strands of hair on Ling’s face.

As if sensing his touch, Ling instinctively buried his face in Lu Mo’s hand.

Lu Mo: “…”

Ah!! PmYHCN

Forget it!!

He had already tried his best with the vlog!

Don’t be too hard on yourself. Just sleep when faced with difficulties!

Lu Mo quickly and effortlessly pushed aside the lingering guilt in his heart. vdzZFO

With his free hand, he took out his communication device and quickly selected a few—less restricted—materials to send to Morr.

Soon, a beep sounded from the communication device.

[Morr: Thank you for your cooperation!! I’ll edit these materials well!]

[Lu Mo: You’re welcome. If there are any issues, feel free to contact me.] easvd

[Mole: Okay, thank you!]

At this moment, Lu Mo had no idea how big of a storm this vlog would stir up when it was aired.

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He felt pure guilt in his heart.

With such materials, Morr would surely complain. But given Lu Mo’s identity as an S-rank male zerg, Morr couldn’t say much and could only edit them with a brave face. 8QZVEe

Even after the vlog aired, it was highly likely that there would be a lot of criticism.

Haha.

It’s a disaster.

—But he decided to ignore it. ziA6d1

From now on, it wasn’t his concern anymore.

Meanwhile, Morr, who received the materials from Lu Mo, stayed up all night to watch them.

The more he watched, the more energetic and excited he became. He couldn’t feel the passage of time at all. When he finally looked up, it was already four in the morning.

The sky outside the window was gradually brightening, with a cool morning breeze. gWvkfd

Morr opened the window, stretched with a yawn, and rubbed his cheeks, which had stiffened from smiling.

His complexion was somewhat pale from staying up all night, but his eyes were sparkling and full of energy.

“Great, let’s edit it quickly!”

The newborn sun rose slowly, bringing warmth with the winter sunlight. Zx6bFp

Everything was gradually getting better.


Author’s note: The next chapter may be in a forum style, so be cautious if you mind.

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