Every race with a long history has a variety of festivals and celebrations.
This is perhaps common knowledge that most people agree on, but there are always a few oddities in the world that defy common sense.
Take, for example, a certain country in the memories of a certain Lu Mo. It is undeniably one of the most powerful nations in the world, yet it has the simplest and thinnest menu in the world.
The zerg race is no exception.
Lu Mo has always been shuttling between grand banquets, rushing from the morning session to the afternoon session, and occasionally even attending midnight sessions. Sometimes it’s to celebrate the engagement of a male zerg, and sometimes it’s to celebrate the birth of a male zerg egg in a noble family.
But strangely, he has never witnessed a day when the entire zerg race celebrates a festival together.
It’s as if the entire functioning of the zerg race is to ensure the reproduction of male zergs.
The nobles need male zerg descendants. There used to be prestigious families that flourished, but due to the lack of male zerg descendants for hundreds of years, they disappeared into the river of history. There are also small tribes on the verge of decline, but suddenly giving birth to a male zerg egg of high rank, propelling them into a highly sought-after family.
The commoners need male zerg descendants, even if their rank is not high, it is enough to ensure a worry-free life for their families. More importantly, it proves the advantage of their genes in producing male zerg offspring. This way, they can engage in marriages with some nobles and gradually climb the social ladder…
Therefore, this annual Mother Zerg Divine Grace Ceremony has become particularly important.
Whether in the streets or alleys, among the poor or the rich, regardless of gender or age, everyone talks about this grand ceremony. Some are joyful, some are envious, some are worried, and some are full of confidence. There are also those who simply join in the fun.
And their focus of discussion is the location of the annual ceremony—the imperial capital, the queen nourished by the entire zerg race.
And at this moment, in the harbor of the imperial capital.
At the same time in the harbor, hundreds of ships take off and land, resembling a giant beast swallowing and spitting out a massive flow of passengers.
Accompanying them is the waiting hall capable of accommodating tens of thousands of zerg race members coming and going.
But today is such a special day that even this huge waiting hall seems crowded. zerg race members, dressed in various clothes and carrying bags of different sizes, are struggling to move through the aisles.
“Ouch!”
Accidentally, a certain male zerg tripped and nearly fell. Fortunately, his female zerg companion was agile and quick, pulling him back just in time to avoid losing face.
The male zerg glared at the one who tripped him, “Hey, can’t you control your legs?”
The one who tripped him had a tall stature and was currently sitting upright with his legs crossed. He held a huge newspaper, blocking his entire upper body.
This newspaper was an old-fashioned item that was popular a long time ago and has long been outdated.
But today is a special day. Every year, to commemorate the ceremony, the authorities distribute such large newspapers filled with news that the zerg race is passionate about.
“I was talking to you!”
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
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The two zergs locked eyes for a moment, and just when the male zerg was feeling apprehensive, the other party spoke first, “I’m sorry.”
His thin lips curled up slightly, “With your frail physique, if you accidentally fell, it’s very likely that you would have met an early demise. I am deeply sorry for that.”
Oh—
The male zerg saw him smile, and instantly felt relieved.
“Hmph, it seems you still know better,”
Lu Mo: “…”
Not every zerg understands sarcasm.
The waiting hall was already full, and there were no more seats available. Although the male zerg had only taken a few steps, he already felt tired. He instructed his female zerg companion to remove Lu Mo’s luggage from a chair and sat down with a thud.
Lu Mo raised an eyebrow, but didn’t say anything, and continued reading the newspaper.
And since sitting down, the male zerg hasn’t stopped talking.
“Hey, it cost quite a bit of money to come to the imperial capital, just this outfit alone cost me 170,000 Union Coins—I feel so heartbroken. The quality is not that great either, next time I’ll go to a better store.”
He deliberately shook his clothes, and the buttons on the hem of the clothes had the logo of that brand, shining brightly.
“The tickets for the spaceship were also expensive. The first-class cabin is just so-so, not much different from the second-class cabin. I envy those zergs who bought second-class tickets.”
He kept on chattering like this for a full ten minutes. Usually, it would attract praises and a lot of envy from others, but now it has become his own monologue.
The male zerg smacked his lips, still feeling unsatisfied, and turned his head to look at Lu Mo, unable to find any logos on his clothes. Opening his mouth wide, he showed an incredulous expression, “On such a big festival day, why are you dressed so casually?”
Lu Mo nodded indifferently, “I prefer this.”
The male zerg was excited upon hearing his agreement, leaning back and asking, “Are you here to participate in the Mother zerg Divine Grace Ceremony with a female servant?”
“No, it’s a female monarch.”
The male zerg was taken aback, “I really can’t understand why you would choose to settle down with a female monarch…”
The female zerg standing behind him, upon hearing these words, had a slightly dimmer expression.
While Lu Mo absentmindedly listened to the other party’s words, his mind was on Ling.
The procedures for entering the imperial capital are quite troublesome. Although Ling is a legion commander, due to some strange reasons—
For example, in a kidnapping case targeting A-level male zergs, the kidnappers hid with a male zerg in a building, and in order to save the male zerg, Ling directly blew up three buildings.
Or, in order to chase a notorious fugitive, Ling successively crashed a bridge and two warships, plus a vice officer who almost fainted on the copilot seat.
– In any case, although he is a righteous partner, he is a more dangerous existence than any dangerous person.
After getting off the spaceship, Ling went to handle various procedures to ensure that he wouldn’t cause trouble on the Imperial Capital. It had been half an hour and he still hadn’t returned.
Lu Mo had been sitting here for half an hour, flipping through the newspaper over and over again until he was familiar with every page. On top of that, there was a male zerg next to him who kept chattering, making Lu Mo’s head ache.
He stood up, feeling despondent, folded the newspaper and stuffed it into his pocket. Just as he was about to leave, he heard the male zerg say, “But, you see, nobody has a chance in this Mother zerg Divine Grace Ceremony.”
“…”
Lu Mo sat back down, “Why?”
“Heh heh, you don’t know?” The male zerg finally got the attention he wanted. He leaned closer to Lu Mo, speaking in a low voice, “I heard that the commander of the Third Legion is participating in this ceremony, what was his name…”
Lu Mo added, “You mean Ling?”
“Yes, yes!” The male zerg clapped his hands, “That’s the one. He’s a legion commander, who can beat him? It’s a done deal, isn’t it?”
Lu Mo sighed, “Not necessarily… What if something goes wrong?”
These kinds of overconfident words were like flags inserted into a novel. Like those characters who say, “After this battle, I’ll go home and get married,” they definitely won’t live to see the next episode.
“He will definitely win!” The male zerg excitedly widened his eyes, “I came here for him!”
Lu Mo was even more excited, and he stood up with a start, “What?! What’s your relationship with Ling?!”
What the hell do you want to do?
“Oh, you don’t know?” The male zerg proudly said, “There are gambling games during every celebration to bet on who will be chosen by the Mother zerg Divine Grace. I bet half of my fortune on the legion commander!”
Lu Mo sat back down, “I see.”
“How about it, little brother? Do you want to join me and make some money? Judging by your shabby appearance, I’m sure you’re tight on money. Today, our meeting is fate, how about I give you a hand?” The male zerg grinned, “Look at you, dressed so poorly. I bet your life is difficult. Let’s go together, what do you say?”
Lu Mo smiled wryly and quickly declined, “No, forget it…”
“Tsk.” The male zerg looked at Lu Mo with eyes filled with frustration.
From his previous behavior, it could be seen that he was an zerg who liked to show off and was vain, but he was quite enthusiastic towards Lu Mo, who had a lower status than him.
“Alright.” He sighed and said, “Let me give you another piece of information.”
He covered his mouth with the back of his hand, not allowing passersby to see, then spoke in an almost whispering voice, “The commander’s male master is called Lu Mo.”
Lu Mo asked, “So?”
The male zerg chuckled, “Heh heh, Lu Mo is my friend.”
Lu Mo said, “…”
Lu Mo: (ノω<。)ノ彡┻━┻
He stuttered, "Ah… Is that so? Really?"
"Indeed." Seeing his surprise, the male zerg proudly patted his chest and said, "I spent a lot of money and used various channels to finally meet this legendary Lu Mo. Now we are good friends."
The legendary Lu Mo took a deep breath, looked up and down at the other zerg, and finally calmed down after ten seconds, "Is that so? I don't believe it."
The male zerg widened his eyes. This doubt seemed to have denied his self-esteem and made him extremely angry. "Well then, well then, if you don't believe me, it's fine. I'll take you to meet him, and then you'll know if I'm telling the truth or not."
Lu Mo pushed his sunglasses and smiled, "It's better to obey."
At that moment, Ling's voice came, "Male master?"
Lu Mo turned his head and saw Ling holding a thick stack of documents, about five centimeters thick, standing behind him and asking, "Who is this?"
Lu Mo grinned, "This is a friend I just met, his name is…"
The male zerg quickly continued, "I am called Minoki, and you?"
Lu Mo reacted quickly, "I'm called Bai Liu, and this is my female monarch, he is called…"
Ling instantly grinned, revealing his white teeth, "I am called Yi, one, two, three's Yi."
Lu Mo: "…"
Ling winked at him.
"Cough cough… That's right," Lu Mo said sincerely, "Now, please take us to meet that 'Lu Mo' sir."
Author’s note: _( :з」∠)_ It’s another one of my favorite clichés.
This male is going to be surprised~
Thank You for the new chapter (๑´• ₃ •̀๑)
I would also like to meet the legendary Lu Mo…lmao! TYFTC! 🤣❤️🤣❤️🤣
Hahahaha, I can tell something funny is about to happen!
How is it that this guy is such a fan of this couple, and can’t even recognize them?? I understand Lu Mo, but Ling too?????
When you put fake resume but got the job anyway 😭😭🤣🤣🤣 how could he not know ling? Or maybe cause he is a military guy so even if he is famous,it’s his military achievement that’s famous but not his face …at least to ordinary people🤔
Ling is the avenger for zergs 🤣 they did safe people but the damage is…🤣🤣
Tbh
Minoki: I am Lu Mo’s good friend!
LM: …
This set up😂 and he was so huffy when the other guy mentioned Ling too, and then he sat back down when it was just about gambling and bets lol