Two flowers bloom, one branch for each, one family is happy, and the other is sad.
If Lu Mo’s life is said to be profound, then the lieutenant’s life can be noted that since the commander got married, he has fallen into the abyss.
——In the past, he thought he was already at the bottom of the zerg life, but now he found that he still had room to descend.
“Ugh.”
“Ugh.”
The office was very spacious and was originally a place for seven Zergs to work. But now, countless folders are stacked from the ground to the ceiling, filling the entire office to the brim.
This is actually very dangerous for the place. The flammable paper will be ignited if there is even an accidental spark. Then all the work will have to start all over again.
After lighting five fires within three months, Ling finally got rid of the habit of smoking under the mournful eyes of the lieutenant and changed to chewing cigarettes dryly.
The lieutenant cursed as he corrected: “What age is it? Why can’t it be changed to an online office? I’ll fucking stuff these things into the asses of those stubborn old females sooner or later.”
“Sir, why didn’t you say that directly to them?”
The small zerg in the cloak sat quietly on the windowsill, his legs swaying in the air. He pointed out the lieutenant’s contradiction: “That’s not what you said just now.”
“Gah–”
The pen tip of the lieutenant’s startled hand scratched out a long line of ink on the document. Seeing that another text was ruined, he took a deep breath.
Don’t get angry, don’t get mad. Don’t you know anger is destructive for your body?
“You don’t understand. It’s called a euphemism.” The adjutant changed the document and said calmly, “What do you know, you little brat?”
“Humph.”
The little zerg placed his elbows on his knees, cupped his cheeks with his hands and said, “If His Excellency Lu Mo was there, he would have said it with full force in the face of those stubborn old female zergs.”
The silver pupils of his eyes shone brightly as if imagining the scene of Lu Mo’s overbearing command.
Thinking about it, he sighed again, “I miss His Excellency Lu Mo so much.”
The lieutenant buried his head in his writing, “Since I took you over for these seven days, you have to say that at least twenty-seven times a day.”
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
The little zerg hung its head in dismay and frustration.
Lf gfjiis wlrrfr tlr Obgv Oe Zb.
Coafg j ktlif, j mbwweclmjabg oifk bnfg jcv ijcvfv ragjluta lcab atf hfgu’r jgwr. Lf qlmxfv eq atf mbwweclmjabg jcv ibbxfv ecmfgajlcis ja atf ilfeafcjca’r yjmx.
“Ktfgf’r j iba bo cfkr jybea sbeg Szmfiifcms Oe Zb bc atf Pcafgcfa, rb gfjv la jcv ifjnf wf jibcf.”
Holding the communication device in surprise, the little zerg said sweetly: “You are such a good zerg. I want to express my joy to you with the first falling dandelion!”
Lieutenant: “……”
He glanced at the zerg weirdly, wondering where he learned this way of speaking.
Although the little zerg had never used a communication device, he relied on his intense natural curiosity and strong concentration. After ten minutes of fiddling with it, he actually made him understand.
On the evening news, Lu Mo appeared for just one minute. Still, this one-minute video had been edited out in its entirety. The number of hits instantly climbed to several hundred million – he didn’t know whether to say that the zerg population was too large or whether to say that there were simply too many bored female zergs.
In the video, the male zerg, with a rather unfriendly face, gestures stiffly to the camera: “Do you have the courage to do what is right today?”
The small zerg raised the communication device high, excitedly jumped to the ground, whirled around, and then collapsed with a snap: “Today’s His Excellency Lu Mo is just as handsome!”
Obviously, there are many Zergs who have the same idea as him.
[Did you see it! Your Excellency Lu Mo has a sour face. He must be very unwilling. However, he has overcome all difficulties and dangers and still shows his heart to me. Look at this angle. He framed me in his heart. He has me in his heart. Lu Mo and I stick together! ! ]
[He didn’t! He is willing! I saw him on TV today, rounding off I married him! ]
[Don’t say it. I thought Lu Mo was ugly at first, but the more you look at him, the more attractive he becomes. Hey, he is really a special kind…]
[You’re just greedy for his A-level male level, but it doesn’t matter. I’m greedy too! ! ]
The little zerg happily tucked the communicator into his arms and rolled on the floor to the bottom of the lieutenant’s feet. Then smoothly wiped the excited tears on the hem of the lieutenant’s coat.
The lieutenant looked at the room full of documents waiting to be processed and then looked at the little zerg: “……”
Give him a break, please.
Lu Mo sneezed.
He poked the system: [Are you cursing me secretly?]
[You really are slandering me. ] The system said coldly, [Do I need to secretly curse you?]
The system quickly browsed the news on the Internet, collecting data at tens of terabytes per second. The more it read, the more anxious it became, the angrier it became, and finally, it broke the link.
It said angrily: [This is the first time I have seen such a capable host like you. I have been away for less than three days, and you have made yourself to this point. Incomprehensible!]
Lu Mo said kindly: [Yeah, thanks to you. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have known what to do.]
The system didn’t expect him to be so honest, and the series of accusations stopped.
Lu Mo sighed: [System, system, what would I do without you, I can’t live without you.]
system:[////]
System: [Okay, okay, you are not hopeless. Since you need me so much, I will reluctantly use my experience leading thousands of hosts to give you a hand…You should be grateful. After all, no host can treat you like this…]
At this moment, Ling pushed open the door, and the system immediately fell silent.
It is impossible for Ling to notice the system’s existence, but the system’s instinct keeps it silent.
“My lord husband, your things have arrived.”
In Ling’s hand is a small black device. If you don’t look carefully, you may think it is a simple headset.
In fact, this is the psychic connector all Zerg need to enter the virtual battle zone.
When Lu Mo was fiddling with the connector, Ling asked, “Lord Husband, how did you think of this?”
Lu Mo didn’t even raise his head and said casually, “I happened to see it. I was just bored.”
“So I see. ……”
Ling sat quietly in his chair, legs crossed, and narrowed his eyes.
When Ling woke up that day, Lu Mo thought he didn’t see it, but he saw it all. Lu Mo had registered as a referee in the virtual war zone, and Ling even remembered his number clearly.
The purpose of the virtual war zone was initially established to alleviate the female zerg’s spiritual sea problems. Without the male zerg’s spiritual power to channel them, their spiritual sea would soon go into a rage and shrink their lifespan.
After all, female zergs can not actively use spiritual power, even if they are born with a vast spiritual sea.
But entering the virtual war zone, they passively comb the spiritual sea every time they fight. Although it was much less efficient compared to the male zergs’ channelling, it effectively delayed the female zergs’ spiritual sea rage problem.
Later, the Zerg found that this kind of virtual combat could effectively improve their abilities and spread widely, developing countless ways.
Includes: Enhancement of combat capabilities, Army selection, Duelling and gambling, and so on and so forth, just to name a few.
However, the registration of males in the battle zone, especially the referee, has one and only one purpose. ‘I want to pick a suitable female and marry him as a female attendant.’
The male zerg finally followed the instructions and fiddled with the linker, lying on the bed and entering the virtual sparring area.
His eyes were closed, and his whole body was relaxed as if he was simply asleep. Curly short black hair fluffed up his face, downplaying his sharpness.
Outside, the night was dark, and Ling looked at Lu Mo with one hand on his cheek, his silver eyelashes slightly drooping.
He turned his face slightly sideways, revealing a white neck from the open collar covered with dark red marks that stretched into the collar along the neck.
After a long, long time ……
Ling finally stood up from the chair. He came to the bedside, knelt on one knee and took off his gloves.
With thin calloused fingers, lightly holding Lu Mo’s face, Ling lowered his head, and long silver hair fell on Lu Mo’s body.
He looked at this face. The red eyes changed several times. Deep love wrapped in paranoid light rolled into a vast whirlpool, seemingly swallowing everything.
Ling rubbed the tip of his nose against Lu Mo’s cheek and laughed in a low voice. This laughter is as light as a gust of wind and soon disappears into the night.
Translator’s Notes
Hello everyone! Welcome back, this was mostly an interlude of sort which is cool that we get to see other’s as well. The chapter title is a bit different than the original one which is basically just says “One More Chapter”, I think it refers to the bonus chapters the author was doing when someone donated a fair amount so I changed it a bit to fit the context, I hope that is fine.
On a much more hilarious note, the misunderstanding between Ling and Lu Mo is about to get funky XD no Ling, he is not replacing you or anything because he grown tired and bored of you XD he is just dumb LMAOOOOOO
Mofo was just dumb, I wonder what it would it would be like if he actually tried to fight? I’m guessing not too well!
Exactly! XD Mofo was just being dumb af XD and technically, he does stand a good fighting chance due to his level, its just that he has no actual battle experience at all but Lu Mo, surprisingly, knows how to scrap fight, like a street urchin or something (referenced when he was tryna smack the living daylights out of SJS but also, later on in the chapters, there would be references of him at least knowing how to throw a proper punch XD). Although, against a properly trained military personnel though? NAH, Lu Mo got no chance at all lmaoooooooo.
Ling will always overthink when it comes to Lu Mo, lol. Thank you so much for the update <3
Thank you!❤💕💝🌺
Yeah, he is dumb and silly guy~
Thank You for the new chapter ♡ฅ(ᐤˊ꒳ฅˋᐤ)
Thank you for the chapter!💕
I’ve had this theory for a while now, but for some reason, it seems stronger in this chapter. I think the system and that kid are connected somehow, or maybe even the same person.
They’re never mentioned at the same time, and the way they talk is very similar. Also, I just think it s cute!
Thx for the chappy
Thank you for the hard work 💜
Nooo my wife ain’t crazy …. Uh never mind he just passed the nut bar 😂😂
Thanks for the update 🤣❤️