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“Mr Lu, please look here.”

The sun was shining, indicating that it was close to noon. Still, Lu Mo’s face looked like three years of severe drought followed by three years of floods, and every muscle on his face revealed, “I am miserable.” QWaGwu

The police station’s dedicated photographer carried his equipment and smiled at Lu Mo warmly: “Mr. Lu? You can read the lines now.”

Lu Mo: “…”

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Machel had already been escorted to prison first, but Lu Mo’s bounty had twists and turns, which was troublesome.

The police officer said that to guide the community’s social trend, build a better society for the Zerg, and promote the construction of moral standards, he hoped that Lu Mo could stay and shoot a short film. c3u1F7

Lu Mo looked at the police officer coldly: “What if I refuse?” The police officer smiled and said, “Don’t let the good deeds of the Zergs be neglected—the bounty will arrive at your house in three days, escorted by hundreds of police cars! Beat the gongs and drums to ensure that all the zergs in Imperial Star know what good deeds you have done. Believe me! Your reputation will soon be heard throughout the Zerg.”

Lu Mo: “…”

Lu Mo stretched his hand to the police officer: “There is no need to be so troublesome. We need to save money. Extravagance and waste are bad behaviour.”

The police officer was so moved that tears welled in his eyes: “It’s really rare to see males like you now.”

The two zergs had a cordial meeting, exchanged harmonious opinions, and reached a common goal.

With a “pop”, the spotlight was on, although the sun was very bright. Still, if you were to shoot like this, Lu Mo’s expression would easily make the audience think they were insufficiently funded. The shooting would affect the reputation of the police station, making them look like they were bankrupt.

Mr. Policeman held the inscription board and jumped aside: “Mr. Lu Mo, look here! Look here!”

Lu Mo bared his heavy heart and took a deep breath, feeling like he had been in this situation before. Very much like praising the company’s glory in its annual meeting with a dead-pan face. He thought in rage. He must get the editor to edit that part out! That was the final compromise. cW7NGi

………………………..

【In the prison】

“Go in.”

Machel was pushed and fell into the cold room. His shoulder hit the hard wall, making a loud noise. ZuhEpc

From here to the prison gate, you must go through many checkpoints, and each checkpoint needs to be opened by a specific prison guard. And this room was constructed with high-strength metal. The entire chamber was airtight, and you couldn’t even feel the passage of time when you stayed in it. You can only count on three meals a day.

Only the most vicious criminals will receive such high-level surveillance.

Machel has a lot of crimes and has a record of escaping. This time, he must be brought to justice.

“So rude.” Machel sat up and moved his neck, his joints popping. He stretched out his slender tongue, and licked his lips, smiling at the prison guard at the door, “You know who I am. Do you know how I killed that A-rank female?” Z2 AQo

“I pulled out his wings, cut off his limbs, and pushed him to the ground with an iron rod so that he could only squirm and scream—that was really a good show…”

“Just wait.” Machel said with a smirk: “I will definitely make you scream better than him.”

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The prison guard straightened his hat. His facial features were clear and sharp, and his skin was pale and almost transparent because he hadn’t seen the sun all year round. His face showed an icy and rigid personality.

After listening to Machel’s words, the prison guard’s expression did not change a bit, as if he hadn’t heard Machel tell him about his cruel behaviour. sJEHNU

“The execution will be held in three days,” said the prison guard. “If you have any requirements for the last meal, please let me know.”

He stood there and waited patiently for a moment, but all he heard was Machel’s vicious curses. He said: “Since you didn’t ask for anything, then we will follow the usual specifications.”

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The metal cell door slowly closed in front of him, and Machel would spend the last three days of his life here until he was sent to be sentenced—.

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He was quiet in the police car, not because he was resigned to his fate, but because of the message he had received from that man.

[Wait quietly, a scapegoat will be found for you in three days.]

This was the style of that Lord. He will never abandon you as long as you are working for him! He was like a big chief, accommodating every subordinate. Even a villain like Machel would fervently venerate that Lord and be willing to die for him.

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Olcu ……

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This time it was his negligence, not understanding the character of his target and expecting to be as dumb as a pig as the other male zergs.

No wonder even the Lord had to warn him that this male zerg was clever beyond imagination. FRuiOj

But no matter, next time, he will be a little more cautious, just like he did before. He could hardly wait to see the tragic end of Ling’s complete loss of the male zerg’s favour ……

Just then, an extraordinarily sharp stinging pain came from the back of Machel’s neck. He reflexively slapped it, and the crushing crunch of a bug came from his hand.

Looking at the shattered remains of the small black bug in his hand, Machel frowned: can there be bugs in this kind of prison?

*Thud* *Thud* *Thud* *Thud* 2BVGq

His heart suddenly pounded as if it were about to jump out of his throat. Machel’s eyes were wide open, and he clutched his neck in a death grip.

“Help ……”

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Something entered his mental sea, and the intense pain was as if his mental sea was going to be torn in half.

It hurts, it hurts, it hurts —- rwu6aA

Machel was writhing desperately on the ground, his nails cracking in half, but he didn’t feel it. The pain from his mental sea had outweighed everything else.

He stepped forward, stretched his hand toward the gate, and screamed miserably, “Help!!!”

The miserable voice echoed throughout the prison cell, but no one could save him.

Machel would get what he deserved, but it was not enough for his crimes. uyWOG5

It was a little payback for the people who suffered.

Until Machel’s voice was extinguished, and one of the gems set in the Wheel of Fortune made a slight cracking sound and turned into ashes.

…………………………….

[Ding! Song Jianshu’s main character’s aura recovery is complete.] LQCUEh

[Current recovery progress: twenty-five percent.]

Lu Mo’s movements paused.

The system said quietly: [Are you curious ah, how I have been released early?]

Lu Mo quickly brushed it off: [How could it be, my closest friend? It’s so good to have you back. The days without you… well, I was really so sad.] ESbt1i

[Ha ha. ]

The system yelled in dissatisfaction: [If you really want to express your apology, you should increase my commission a bit. You must know that my current share is very conscientious in all systems, only 30%! If you adjust it to 40%, I can forgive you for hurting me—]

Lu Mo calmly said: [It’s okay, so far all my scum value can be given to you.]

[Really, really?!] W rZ6e

The system’s voice reveals a little bit of joy, [Well, I admit that you are still a relatively good host, only a little bit worse than my last host! Seeing that you love me a lot, I’ll only take 50 percent……]

Lu Mo: [Mmm-hmm.]

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He turned his head and shouted to Ling, “Ling, where is the TV remote control?”

Ling sat on the sofa beside him and spread his hands to him: “I’ve looked everywhere, but I can’t find it.” Syt5cx

Lu Mo looked at him suspiciously: “Stand up.”

Lu Mo reached into the gap in the sofa and pulled out the remote control they had been looking for about an hour now in front of Ling.

Ling raised his eyebrows: “The male lord is really wise and brilliant.”

Lu Mo hummed, disgusted: “What a female zerg that can’t do anything right and still pesters me every day. Am I not feeding you enough? You’re such an annoying little demon…..” IkvOJn

Ling looked at Lu Mo in surprise, as if he didn’t expect Lu Mo to say such a thing. The tips of his ears turned slightly red, wondering: “Where did you learn…”

Lu Mo’s eyes lit up. He pressed his chin on Ling’s shoulder and whispered something in Ling’s ear.

Ling grabbed the corner of Lu Mo’s clothes, not knowing what expression to use to face his husband.

For a female zerg like him, he has heard more explicit and vulgar words, even with insulting nature. Ling had long turned a blind eye to it, not to mention that others might not have a vocabulary as rich as his. fGWjkR

Mother Goddess ah ……

How can he be so cute…

Ling moaned and groaned and finally couldn’t help covering his eyes with the back of his hand, pressing his other hand on Lu Mo’s shoulder, and said in a weak voice, “Master, please don’t say that.”

Lu Mo was immediately encouraged! CStfml

These were all he learned from the books in the system’s collection. Although the system left him for a short time, the spirit of the system’s love of learning was well inherited by Lu Mo.

He bit Ling’s ear and muttered his newly learned vocabulary.

Ling’s face turned redder and redder, and he finally couldn’t bear it. He gently pushes Lu Mo away: “Master, don’t you want to watch TV?”

His red eyes were slightly moist, like pomegranates covered with dew. rmI7L8

Lu Mo sat back, unsatisfied, “Okay, my dear female monarch. You are always like this. You refuse to admit it, but your body is very active. It really annoys me.”

Ling: “…”

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Well, okay, what else could he say?

The system screamed in Lu Mo’s mind. thWIFO

[Lu Mo!!! What have you done! Why is your scum value all deducted? I clearly remember that I left some of it when I left!!!]

Lu Mo turned on the TV: [Maybe because of this.]

It was precisely seven o’clock, and the news broadcast started. Although the world views differ, Lu Mo can find a strange sense of similarity in some strange small details.

For example, when he passed by an elementary school before, a group of cubs in blue and white school uniforms huffed and ran past him, with their school bag straps hanging around their necks, running up and down. JrHXuM

Another example was this news broadcast.

“Recently, the vicious criminal Machel was finally arrested and returned to prison. But according to the police officer, the biggest contributor this time is surprisingly an enthusiastic male zerg. What is this all about? Stay tuned.”

The handsome-looking female zerg host smiled brightly, “Next, let’s watch this short film that touches the community.”

The camera panned. mxL6GV

On the wide square, the black-haired, green-eyed male zerg stood tall. He looked at the camera icily and said coldly: “I just did what I should do. In the face of a crime being committed, I think every zerg is obliged to stand up and do what is right. I absolutely cannot let such a criminal roam in society!”

He raised his hand to the camera and stiffly made a heart: “Do you have the courage to do what is right today?”

The male zerg off-camera turned green with misery.

He squinted his eyes, scanned the entire screen, and finally found what he wanted in the by bottom centre of the screen. CSp bZ

Three tiny prints of “pictures are for reference only” at the bottom centre-right, a couple Gifs of an instant noodles brand were placed on Lu Mo’s face, hiding his identity.

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System: [=口=, Oh my god, What…. ]

Lu Mo: [One more thing…] LTF0Rt

The system’s voice trembled: [What, what’s the matter?]

Lu Mo’s voice was mild: [I accidentally registered as a referee. I’m afraid I can’t become a sophisticated warrior].

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System: [Ahhhhh, shut up! Shut up! 】

Lu Mo calmly took a sip of his warm water. NDviG0

Lu Mo: [I am grateful to have you with me in my life all the time, my dear system.]

The system choked up and said: [Go and kill the Mother Goddess, Lu Mo. There is no other way to save you and my scum value.]

Lu Mo plastered his body to Ling’s, kissed Ling’s flushed cheeks that had not yet ebbed, and smiled an elegant smile of confidence: [I refuse.]

System: [qaq. BOO! Lu Mo, I hate you for being heartless.] l650U8