The youth in front of him was pure and innocent. If Yu QingTang didn’t already know he’s Long AoTian, he’d almost be charmed by this harmless face.
He shook his head viciously to recover his senses, lifted the hems of the dress, and started to scramble away.
“XianZi!”
Behind him, Ye ChengYan seemed to still be saying something. Yu QingTang didn’t dare to listen and accelerated his dash away. Running without even looking back, he almost knocked over a girl, who was rounding the corner, onto the ground into a disheveled mess.
“Sorry!” Yu QingTang slammed onto the brakes and apologized, reaching out his hands to steady her. When his gaze met hers, he was stunned for a moment— The girl in front of him was young in age. She wore a fluttering pink veil on her face and only revealed a pair of eyes, but already possessed a stunning disposition.
Could it be, she was……
“Ji!”
A fluffy little guy squeezed out of the girl’s arms. Yu QingTang subconsciously lowered his head and looked down. It seemed to be a ferret.
Flustered, the girl attempted to push it back down, but was unsuccessful.
Yu QingTang called it hesitatingly: “Lightning?”
“Ji!”
The snow ferret poked its head out again excitedly, even looking as if it wanted to dive into his arms.
Surprised, the girl looked up at him: “Did you raise this?”
“Ah? No.” Yu QingTang expressionlessly held down the excited ferret in her arms and pointed at the back mountains: “I saw someone searching for it just now, right over there.”
Since Lightning was here, then this remarkably beautiful girl must be the legendary white moonlight herself, who suppressed the rest of Long AoTian’s harem with her splendor, the official female lead #1, the Cult of Secrecy’s saintess, Ji RuXue.
It’s highly unlikely for him to make this mistake. After all, she was the only person wearing a mask, no, wearing a veil right now.
Smiling sweetly and practically dazzling Yu QingTang’s eyes, the girl lowered her head and bowed, then left like a gust of wind, only leaving behind a faintly aromatic ‘thanks’.
Yu QingTang watched as she headed to the back mountains and placed his hands behind his back. He’s got to say, the attractiveness level of two lovebirds really matched each other very well. Standing together, they looked like a golden couple.
But recalling Long AoTian’s twisted and convoluted love life…….
Grimacing, Yu QingTang turned around and headed back. Forget it, it’s completely unrelated to a bystander like him.
Although some mistakes were made, the plot still concluded as it should. The male and female protagonists have finally met each other, so the tiny little misunderstanding that occurred previously, shouldn’t have been important…… right?
Yu QingTang scratched his chin guiltily and poked his head out over the lake to look at his own face. Although he could be considered a cool little beauty, there’s no way he could match the number one beauty in the world, a setting designated personally by the author himself. He shouldn’t have left such an impression to make the Long AoTian remember him constantly.
As for first come, first serve……
Before meeting Ji RuXue, Long AoTian was hardly lacking in the innocent and naive Xiao-Shimei, the warm and considerate Da-Shijie, and the charming and handsome, flirty ShiShu beside him. Considering his integrity, there shouldn’t be any major issues.
Thinking this, Yu QingTang felt relieved again. Looking at it from this perspective, he’s at most a fish that slipped through the net of the Sea King. It definitely won’t create any impact.
That’s the Proud Dragon Son of Heaven after all, devoted to only one person? Impossible. Non-existent.
Yu QingTang grimaced however. He definitely didn’t dare to stay in these back mountains any longer, so it’s best to head back.
Carrying the plate of snacks that he had already finished eating, he snuck back into the competition venue again.
His Da-Shijie had already left the table and sat despondently on the bench, looking like she had already lost all hope for life.
Stunned briefly, Yu QingTang asked her with a look of understanding: “You lost?”
Da-Shijie covered her face: “Wah.”
Ming Xian laughed daintily: “Lost one to three.”
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“You cheated!” Da-Shijie smacked her thigh, so mad that her face flushed red: “How could you read the future while playing!”
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Ming Xian leaned next to him and told him: “It’s all negative.”
“You!”
Da-Shijie stood up, angry and flustered. Ming Xian ducked to the side with a giggle and wagged her finger: “My luck today is extremely good, and according to my calculations……”
Her expression suddenly changed: “Not right! There’s a man in this venue!”
The venue fell silent for an instant. This place, where people were chatting and laughing coquettishly, was suddenly filled with a dangerous air of murder.
Yu QingTang and Da-Shijie both stiffened at the same time. Moving in unison, the two exchanged a look of guilt, laughed dryly, and touched their noses: “Ah?”
Immediately afterwards, they opened their eyes wide in feigned innocence and pretended to be completely ignorant: “Impossible!”
“I definitely wouldn’t predict wrong!” With a grave expression, Ming Xian frowned: “Go ask for Madam Yun Xian……”
“Wait!” Yu QingTang abruptly stood up. Da-Shijie nervously tugged on his belt. Reaching out to press her hand down, Yu QingTang said with a solemn expression: “Since things have already reached this point, I will just say it!”
Da-Shijie opened her eyes wide in horror: “Oh Tang!”
“Don’t stop me, Da-Shijie!” Yu QingTang shot her an eye gesture and suddenly pointed a hand at the back mountains: “I saw a male cultivator over there just now!”
Da-Shijie’s panicked expression stiffened briefly: “Ah?”
Ming Xian’s eyes lit up: “Just as I expected! Sure enough, a scoundrel had avoided the Comprehensive Mirror of All things and secretly entered!”
She scolded: “Xiao-Shimei, why didn’t you say it earlier?”
Yu QingTang lowered his head in shame: “He told me he’s not a bad guy. His spiritual pet got lost, so he only came in to search……”
“You’re still young.” Ming Xian touched her head dotingly: “It’s easy for you to be deceived by men.”
Grimacing guiltily, Yu QingTang laughed dryly twice.
Ming Xian suddenly leaned closer and chuckled softly: “Let me guess, that kid… don’t tell me he’s pretty good-looking? How come our Xiao-Shimei is blushing right now?”
Yu QingTang: “……”
That’s because he has thin-skin; lying will turn his face red!
“Let’s take a look.” After teasing him, Ming Xian turned around and beckoned with a hand, then she led a bunch of female cultivators and headed noisily over to the back mountains. Yu QingTang shot a hard look that way, the corner of his mouth curving upwards subtly.
—That’s what you get for thinking about love so young, kid!
At least he was the Proud Dragon Son of Heaven, so he shouldn’t get his leg broken, right?
Da-Shijie nudged him gently: “Xiao-Shimei, you’re smiling so maliciously.”
“Cough cough.” Yu QingTang rubbed his face and regained his elegant and lofty poise.
Da-Shijie then asked: “You were making things up just now, right? Or did someone really enter?”
“Someone really did enter.” Yu QingTang thought briefly and instructed his Shijie: “Ye ChenYan of GuiYi Sect. If you see him in the future, stay far away.”
Although his Shijie looked completely unreliable, and wasn’t on Long AoTian’s harem list in the story, what if he broadened his recruitment?
His Shijies from BieHe Sect do indeed have fair looks, but in this storyline, where ‘extraordinary beauties’ popped up randomly everywhere, they seemed just slightly inferior in comparison. Meanwhile, this Long AoTian’s harem members were one more competitive than the last. Other than looking like goddesses, either their bloodlines were unique or they possessed influential/powerful backgrounds or their bodies had precious magical qualities……
These three living treasures in their sect clearly did not have any strength to compete.
Thinking here, Yu QingTang felt much more relieved again, but still instructed: “Really, especially don’t let your guard down just because he’s young.”
After all, it’s not like he didn’t like older sisters either in the story plot.
Da-Shijie nodded obediently: “Oh.”
“What did he do?”
Yu QingTang fell silent for a moment and then beckoned at her. Leaning close to her ear, he was just about to tell her what had happened when his other two Shijie swiftly moved their heads over as well.
Yu QingTang: “……”
2-Shijie, Shi MiaoMiao, looked pleadingly at him: “Go on.”
16-Shijie, Qu MingQin, grabbed a handful of sunflower seeds and looked at him in anticipation.
Yu QingTang: “…….”
Their BieHe Sect was really not proactive in cultivating, but number one in gossip.
In order to make his Shijies understand Long AoTian’s terrifying nature, Yu QingTang edited their encounter appropriately for aesthetics and even inserted some secret rumors about GuiYi Sect members that he originally shouldn’t have known.
After listening to his story, Da-Shijie narrowed her eyes: “Such a young age, yet he’s already like this……”
“Ye ChenYan, now that you’ve mentioned it, that name does sound somewhat familiar.”
Yu QingTang was surprised: “His name and reputation have already reached us?”
“En.” 2-Shijie, Shi MiaoMiao, nodded: “When GuiYi Sect accepted this Qilin, they specifically announced it to the cultivation sects. Swordmaster TianYi even said that in a hundred years, this child will definitely become number 1 in the world.”
Yu QingTang’s mouth twitched. This part seemed to have indeed happened in the story.
“Let go, time to go right now.” Da-Shijie grabbed him by the back of the neck and lifted him: “We can’t stay here any longer.”
Yu QingTang felt somewhat touched: “You’re not going to play anymore?”
“Didn’t we come this far just to compete?”
“Don’t say anymore.” Da-Shijie held his hand: “Nothing is more important than our Xiao-Shimei.”
Yu QingTang’s eyes glistened: “Shijie—”
Da-Shijie returned his emotional gaze: “Tang—”
16-Shijie, Qu MingQing, said slowly: “She already lost everything, there’s nothing to play with anymore.”
Da-Shijie: “Cough!”
Yu QingTang wordlessly looked at the negative numbers on his three Shijies’ name plates: “…… So you specifically traveled from our Jin Province to this Qing Province, just to lose horribly like this in the first round?”
“It hasn’t even been one hour?”
Da-Shijie flushed red: “They’re the ones who didn’t uphold the Daoist integrity, calculating the future while playing on the game table!”
Inside BieHe Sect’s great hall, all of the disciples within the sect sat in a circle, listening attentively to Da-Shijie’s animated narration of the story back then.
“What did I say, this kind of competition really can’t permit those fortune tellers inside……”
16-Shijie stuffed a cup of tea in her hands: “You’re going off topic.”
“Oh.” Da-Shijie finally returned from the anguish of losing Mahjong and cleared her throat: “So that’s what happened. Everyone, let’s consider what to do.”
“En—” 3-Shixiong rubbed his chin thoughtfully: “Just say you won’t marry, what can he do?”
Daoist XianHe said gloomily: “He can dismantle your Shifu’s old bones.”
“Isn’t that even better?” 3-Shixiong started smiling, his peach-blossom eyes flashing: “If Shifu gets dismantled, that’s a grudge for killing one’s father. He can refuse the marriage honorably.”
Daoist XianHe huffed and blew his long beard in anger: “Traitorous disciple!”
“Xiao-Shidi.” 2-Shijie looked concerned at him: “What are you thinking about?”
“En?” Yu QingTang returned from his thoughts and scratched his head in bewilderment: “I’m thinking, how did he find his way here?”
“I didn’t tell him my name back then! Even if his Shifu can calculate one’s fate, he… he still needs something to calculate it, right?”
“The specifics of one’s birthday, a name, a personal item…… there needs to be something, right?”
The people inside the room looked at each other in dismay.
In front of the mountain gates, a young man wearing black sat casually on the rock by the door, half leaning against a spear as he gently rubbed a small delicate earring in his hand.
After waiting for a while, he suddenly turned his head and asked the small boy in front of the sect’s gates: “Ai, why hasn’t anyone come out yet? Did you inform them?”
“In..informed!” The small boy blushed: “Shifu and Shijie said, Xiao Shi……Jie is training in the back mountains and needed to bathe and change clothes. You might… might have to wait a bit longer. Girls are all like this. You have to be patient.”
Still remembering what Da-Shijie had instructed, he didn’t instantly expose Yu QingTang’s identity.
“Xiao-Shijie?” Ye ChenYan propped up his chin thoughtfully. After quieting for a short while, he turned around again to ask: “She’s the youngest in the sect?”
The small boy said trepidatiously: “Yes, it’s Xiao-Shimei, but I have not entered the sect, so I call everyone Shixiong and Shijie.”
“En—-” Eyes spinning thoughtfully, Ye ChenYan took out a piece of candy and asked him: “Since she’s not out yet, you can tell me first, what kind of cultivation does your Xiao-Shijie study?”
The small boy said vigilantly: “Why…why are you asking this?”
“Just asking.” Ye ChenYan raised an eyebrow: “To make a girl happy, naturally you have to target her preferences.
“If she’s a sword cultivator, then give her a good sword. If she studies water-based skills, then give her a water-based magic item……”
The small boy lowered his guard slightly. Considering earnestly, he shook his head and answered: “Xiao Shijie is a zither cultivator. She has a good zither already and I never see her using any magic items normally. As for likes, if I have to say something……”
“She likes barbecue.”
Ye ChenYan was stunned: “Ah?”
The small boy looked at the spear in his hand: “How about……”
Ye ChenYan almost laughed in fury: “This is the silver battle spear that I forged from the bones of a rank 4 silver wolf! Its power is equivalent to a mid-tier magic item! And you want to use it to barbecue…… what’s wrong with a tree branch?!”
The small boy instantly withdrew his gaze: “I didn’t even say anything!”
Even though the thought crossed his mind, not saying it outloud meant not saying it outloud.
Ye ChenYan thought for a while with a hand supporting his chin, then mumbled quietly: “If she truly likes it…… it’s not impossible.”
The small boy looked over in shock. Ye ChenYan sat with his back to the mountain gates, ears bright red and the corners of his mouth curving upwards uncontrollably. His entire person seemed to emit a certain outrageous aura.
The small boy retreated quietly and ran speedily towards the great hall of the sect. He pushed open the big doors and yelled: “Xiao-Shijie……Ah no, Xiao-Shixiong, not good!”
“That person……”
Daoist XianHe jumped up in fright: “Is fighting his way inside?”
The small boy hastily shook his head and grabbed Yu QingTang by the hand: “Xiao-Shixiong, you have to run, quick! There… there’s no hope for him! He’s most likely deeply in love with you!
Ooooppppssss 😄…thank you for the chapter 🌺
Our long aotian is too far gone, he’s even willing to give up his spear as a barbecue stick 😂😂
I like how the kid got it immediately 🤣🤣🤣
They’re all treasures! 🤣🤣
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this is so funny😭 all paragraphs are treasure😭
Bro really reduced the proud dragon son of heaven into a naive highschool boy in love
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Thank you for the chapter ☺️
The true test of love! Will you use your spear as a barbecue stick?
I really find this novel hilarious, can’t wait for an update!!!
Ahh this is so interesting! Can’t wait for more
Omg this story is so funny, I hope the story doesn’t lose its humor as it goes on
Thanks for the chapters! HAHAHAHHAH this is so funny, can’t wait for the next update🤭
Oh man everyone in this sect is hilarious 😂😂😂