The words coming out of the communicator resounded in the quiet courtroom. The parasites looked at each other in alarm, wondering how such a fatal unforeseen event could happen! Could it be that their comrades in their parasite family would actually betray them?
The black-haired youth said with a smile: “You parasites only regarded me as your number one enemy and have been controlling the Interstellar Federation to chase me everywhere for the past few months. But I really am shouldering the blame for others ah! In terms of destructive power towards your parasite family, I simply can’t rank number one. There’s someone whose killing speed is tens of times greater than mine, and can destroy a world within five minutes, yet you guys have always ignored him. Right, big boss Huo Li?”
Hearing his ‘little boyfriend’s’ call, Huo Li used a teleportation talisman and instantly appeared in the middle of the courtroom next to the black-haired youth. He turned a blind eye to the hundreds of parasites staring at him in bewilderment. Instead, he first looked at the youth and explained:
“Xiao Yi, I’m sorry. I’ve let you suffer! A few minutes after I talked with you last night, all the interplanetary transmission arrays on Happy Planet were blocked, so I couldn’t get here in time. It was only an hour ago that the host system finally remotely hacked into Happy Planet’s control system and established a special transmission channel……”
The black-haired youth couldn’t seem to keep up with his leaping thought process: “Wait, wait a minute! I don’t quite understand…… You said I suffered what?”
Huo Li’s voice was filled with anger: “Didn’t these damned parasites lock you in a prison for an entire night? That small dark room doesn’t even have a bed! I saw it all from their memories!”
A group of parasites: “……” Why does an alien need to sleep on a bed? No! The main point is that an alien doesn’t need to sleep at all, okay! It can just turn itself into a ball of black strands and stay in a corner.
The black-haired youth looked at Huo Li who was still enraged and slightly frowned: “Are you stupid?! Did you forget that I bought so many teleportation talismans when the host system had a sales promotion? The black strands on Happy Planet are all my eyes. That is to say, my field of vision covers the entire planet. I can teleport to anywhere I want. Why would I foolishly stay in an unattended prison for an entire night? Of course I teleported and spent the night in the presidential suite of an uninhabited five star hotel!”
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
Huo Li finally let out a sigh of relief when he heard this: “As long as you’re fine.”
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The blond parasite took advantage of the time when the two final bosses on stage were chatting and quietly moved from the crowd towards the computer terminal at the front of the stage. The alien and Huo Li didn’t noticed his actions for the time being. Seeing that there were still two or three metres until he could touch the computer terminal’s smart screen, the blond parasite suddenly used all his strength to leap forward and slap his right hand onto the screen. He shouted:
“Activate emergency privileges!”
After these words were said, the computer terminal immediately started after recognising the fingerprint and voice. A few seconds later, the television in every household on Happy Planet as well as all other mobile terminals automatically turned on! They broadcasted the real time footage of the courtroom taken by the computer’s surveillance camera. The electronic screen which occupied the entire wall at the front of the courtroom also switched on. Hundreds of small squares were displayed on it at the same time. They were the real-time footage taken by the cameras on mobile terminals and televisions of the military government department and the citizens.
The blond parasite shouted towards the computer: “All soldiers and government officials, listen to my command: That extremely dangerous alien is now in the first court of Happy Planet! And now, the main people in charge of the nuclear base might already be under the control of a psychic ability user of the Salvation Alliance. Now, the moment of life or death for our parasite family on Happy Planet has arrived! All soldiers must do their best to unearth those that are being controlled hidden within the military, and once again regain control of the nuclear base!”
All the parasites in the hall exclaimed, hoping that they could gain victory in this battle with many comrades and few enemies as fast as possible! They were also extremely excited by the wisdom and farsightedness of their leader at this crucial moment!
When Xiao Yi and Huo Li saw this scene, they didn’t do anything to stop it. Instead, they stopped chatting and crossed their arms, waiting for the blond parasite’s next move like they were watching a good show.
The blond parasite thought that he would be pierced by the alien’s black strands after he finished shouting these words. However, a few seconds passed and the pain he had expected did not arrive. Sensing that he was still alive, the blond parasite did not care about anything else and promptly continued to shout towards the computer:
“All government employees of our parasite family, listen to my command: Now, the connection between Happy Planet and the Interstellar Federation has already been cut off by those being ‘controlled’. Our comrades in the Interstellar Federation are unable to receive the information that our world is about to be destroyed by the alien and this psychic ability user! Now, as the supreme leader of this planet, I call for everyone to pick up your weapons and spare no effort to attack the liaison offices near you. Subdue or kill those staff members being controlled and re-establish our connection with the Interstellar Federation! So long as each and every move on Happy Planet is under the Interstellar Federation’s surveillance, the alien wouldn’t dare to act out and kill us without restraint!”
Along with the blond parasite’s words, the hundreds of parasites in the audience started the cheer:
“Kill the controlled!”
“Save Happy Planet!”
“Alien! Even if you kill all of us parasites present, when communication is once again established, you wouldn’t dare to let out your black strands again! The majority of our comrades would still be able to survive!”
“Alien, there will inevitably be a day where you’ll regret the wrong choice you made today! Not associating with our great parasite family, you will eventually spend a lifetime on the run in the galaxy!”
“Until the moment you are killed by humanity!”
“Right! In the end, you will pay the price for your stupidity, and after a few decades, our parasite family will completely become the overlords of the galaxy!”
……
The black-haired youth restrained his laughter and turned to say to Huo Li: “These human emotions are sometimes really…… it’s better not to have any. They’re really too chuuni ah.”
At this moment however, the civilians and soldiers in each small grid on the big screen at the front of the courtroom didn’t act as the present parasites had anticipated and immediately attack the nearby nuclear weapons base and liaison offices. Instead, they shook their heads and said in unison:
“No!”
When they heard this familiar word, the hearts of the parasites present let out a thump! It can’t be that……
The tens of billions of parasites on the entire planet: “In order to ensure the safety of the great alien and Huo Li, and at the same time maximise our annihilation, we should obediently stay in place and wait for the baptism of nuclear weapons!”
The parasites in the hall fell into a bottomless abyss! The tremendous shock, fear and despair made them feel like they were going to faint!
The black-haired youth: “Hahahahahahaha!”
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Thanks for the chapter!!
Thanks for the chapter it was perfect (≧▽≦)
thanks for the chapter! ♡
So much stress in one portion🤣
thanks for the chapter~
To be honest, HL is a little chuuni 🤣
Thanks for the great translation ♥️
These conversations are so top tier, of course Xiao Yi went and slept in a hotel, please, he’s nobody’s damsel! I have to say that usually when I see stories about characters watching their opponents do whatever they can like they’re acting out a play or a joke it feels a little out of place, like it’s not that funny or too arrogant of them, but this? This is absolutely hilarious, and Xiao Yi and Huo Li really are that overpowered, that they can just watch it happen. Incredible, I love it
Thank you so much for translating! <3
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Thanks for the chapter!
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Thanks for the chapter <3