As soon as the hundreds of parasites present saw Xiao Yi’s signature tentacle-like black strands, they were so scared that their courage cracked and their souls flew out of their bodies. They immediately turned around one after another, trying to flee the hall! However, the black strands that had long been lying in ambush around the courtroom all appeared, forming a black cage that blocked off their exit. Seeing the black vines that were baring their fangs and claws, the parasites that were rushing outwards could only cry out in fear and huddle together in the middle of the hall. Hundreds of parasites crammed together into a ball, shivering as they looked at the surrounding black strands that could take away their life. They were afraid that in the next moment, the black strands would pierce into their bodies and turn them into the breeding ground for the future generations of this alien!
After seeing the parasites obediently huddle together and no longer run around all over the place, the black-haired youth nodded in satisfaction and said:
“Now, we can finally sit down and have a conversation between us relatives.” The black-haired youth turned to look at the blond-haired official sitting the gallery: “Right, Uncle?”
The blond-haired official: “You! How did you……”
The black-haired youth: “It’s reasonable to say that your father should be my maternal grandmother. Since there’s no exact way to explain this complicated relationship using human vocabulary, I’ll just call it that for the time being. At that time, you were still too young. You were just a flesh-coloured tentacle-covered sea cucumber with an IQ that didn’t even reach 70. Back then, you weren’t able to see your father’s magnificent feat with your own eyes, so I will help you recount it.”
Everyone was deadly silent. All the parasites, including the blond-haired official acting as the leader, didn’t dare to act rashly. They could only tremble in fear with the black strands circling menacingly around them like a tiger watching its prey, listening to the alien’s narration.
The black-haired youth: “At that time, your father was experimental subject No. 47 of the Welland Company’s biological laboratory. Starting from when he was born, his performance had always been impressive. Whenever the experimenters put him together with other extremely deadly experimental species…… Ah right, this is a kind of game that the Welland Company likes to carry out. They let the experiments kill each other in order to obtain the best genes. You ran away before you had the time to experience it, right?
It doesn’t matter. I’ll help you recount it. At that time, whenever your father was locked in the same experiment room with any other dangerous organism, he would keep a very low profile and disguise himself as a harmless meat product. He then took advantage of when those genetically modified Zergs relaxed their vigilance to secretly attach a part of himself to their bodies. Then, he spent tens of days to slowly complete his parasitism. Even if most of his body was taken to be food and eaten by his opponents, your cunning father could still gain victory in the end. And as for you, you’re just his offspring produced by a Zerg in an experiment, but it looks like you haven’t inherited any of the Zerg’s advantages.”
At this moment, the blond-official-shaped parasite had already cut off the connection between himself and the human emotion centre in his brain. The feeling of fear and shame that had filled his heart finally vanished, and he became clear-headed again. He expressionlessly said:
“This is indeed the reproduction characteristics of our parasite family. Our own outstanding genes will be preserved forever and won’t be contaminated by the genes of those weak hosts.”
The black-haired youth looked at the hundreds of parasites below: “Now wonder I’ve already evolved into black strands, while you guys are still sea cucumbers.”
The parasites: “……”
The black-haired youth: “Getting back to the point, at that time, your father was simply unparalleled in all of his confrontations! The scientists at Welland had high hopes for your father’s abilities. They even thought that he might be able to defeat experimental subject No. 1, the subject with the highest danger factor. Hence, they put your father and my paternal grandfather together in an experiment room. Your father played his usual trick and once again turned himself into a big pile of fresh meat.
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
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The parasites in the audience who were still linked to the human emotion centre in their brains: “……” Why do I feel so embarrassed?
The black-haired youth: “Alright! Family time is over. You guys can now make a choice. Of course, this also affects your other comrades on Happy Planet. How do you want to die? Would you like to commit suicide? Or be pierced by my black strands……”
Extreme fear and despair seized the hearts of the hundreds of parasites in the hall. They didn’t even dare to take deep breaths, waiting for the black-haired youth to make his next move. Only that blond-haired official remained calm as he rapidly thought of a solution.
“Wait a minute!” That blond parasite said: “Killing us won’t do you any good! Our two races are cousins!”
The black-haired youth coldly said: “Don’t you know that if I run into a relative, I must kill them?! How do you think those aliens died?”
The blond-haired parasite: “But now there is only one of you, while humans inhabit hundreds of millions of planets. Even if you have strong abilities, with such a large disparity, you would also need to be quite passive. We are both nonhuman organisms, so we should work together and fight against humanity! Our comrades have now already infiltrated more than 1200 planets, and the Interstellar Federation is also basically under our control. If we now use the Interstellar Federation’s power to transmit your black strands to every planet, then it wouldn’t take long to……”
The black-haired youth: “You still can’t see it? I am standing on the side of humanity.”
The blond-haired official: “What?!”
The parasites in the audience were also in an uproar!
The black-haired youth: “I mean it literally.”
The blond parasite: “Could it be that you didn’t absorb a Salvation Alliance saviour and then used him as your fake identity, but instead, you really did join……”
The black-haired youth earnestly nodded and said: “I really joined the Salvation Alliance. I think this is a profession with a lot of future prospects. Within just a few months, I was even able to buy a house in the Salvation Alliance Town.”
The parasites present really couldn’t understand why an alien would be so obsessed with buying a house!
After a moment of silence, it was still the blond parasite who used his 140 IQ to grasp the key of the problem: “Did you also get corrupted by those stupid human ’emotions’?! An alien actually doesn’t want to rule the world! You’ve already escaped for several months and yet you haven’t made the tiniest bit of effort in growing the number of your species. Instead, you’re helping humanity save worlds! As the most powerful being in the universe, you actually ended up needing to carefully conceal your identity at all times while being hunted down everywhere!
You had previously mocked our parasite family for having no emotions and being so weak, but us emotionless parasites have already taken control of thousands of planets. But as an alien, you still completely lack any foundation. It is not an exaggeration to say that you’re in imminent peril. Although you have evolved the most powerful black strands, the so called ’emotions’ of humanity have become your most fatal weakness! Do you think that after the host system finds out that an outstanding saviour like you is an alien, it would shed tears of gratitude for your meritorious deeds? It will definitely be the first to do all it can to exterminate you!”
The black-haired youth: “The host system knows! It knew that I was an alien even before I was bound to a system. It now believes that I am committed to doing good. Is anything wrong?”
The parasites: “……”
The blond parasite who had still been talking big suddenly choked!
The black-haired youth swept his eyes across the parasites in disdain and said: “Forget it. I don’t expect you inferior organisms with no EQ to understand the complex emotional relationship between me and the host system.”
The group of parasites and the blond-haired official: “……”
The black-haired youth: “What is the point in letting organisms without even emotions remain. They should all be killed.”
Saying this, the surrounding black strands rose sharply in an instant!
The blond official: “Stop!”
The black stands suddenly halted. The black-haired youth looked impatiently at the parasite official, as though he would immediately start massacring if the official still didn’t say anything.
The blond parasite quickly said: “The entire Happy Planet is currently under the surveillance of the Interstellar Federation. Just then, your every word and action have already been transmitted to our parasite comrades hidden in the Interstellar Federation! If you kill us, or even destroy the entire planet, we will immediately release the edited video footage of ‘an alien massacred innocent humans and destroyed Happy Planet within a day’ through the Interstellar Federation to the entire galaxy!
When that time comes, you would become the number one enemy of all humans and parasites in the entire universe. They would even immediately use nuclear weapons to completely destroy Happy Planet. No matter how powerful your black strands are, you can’t escape death! And although us parasites on Happy Planet would also die, this won’t affect the growth of our race in the galaxy at all! I advise you to obediently cooperate with us for the benefit of everyone!”
The parasites who were still connected to the human part of their brain also had an increase in confidence and shouted one after another at the black-haired youth:
“Right, you should work with us if you want to leave Happy Planet alive!”
“Alien, don’t stubbornly persist in doing things the wrong way!”
“The entire trial process was a play that we had planned from the very start. All your actions have already been exposed under the surveillance of the Interstellar Federation!”
Hearing this however, the black-haired youth wasn’t the least bit anxious. Instead, he laughed as though he had heard a joke and said: “You finally revealed your real intentions. You said so much nonsense just then. Wasn’t it just in hopes that having obtained the surveillance data, the Interstellar Federation would have the time to send starships carrying nuclear weapons to surround the entire Happy Planet? It doesn’t matter. I’m not afraid of death. Blow it up!”
The blond-haired parasite knew that at this moment, there already wasn’t any room for error. Only by destroying the planet could they cause the alien to die and ensure the safety of their species. As an emotionless parasite, at this moment, he didn’t feel the slightest bit of fear. Instead, he calmly picked up the communicator and decisively said:
“The Planet’s Liaison Office, connect with the Interstellar Federation at once and transmit the scene of the alien killing police officers to the entire galaxy. Immediately approve the application for a nuclear strike. Carry out a complete nuclear bombardment on Happy Planet within one hour! We must exterminate this alien!”
A reply promptly came through the communicator: “No!”
The blond parasite thought he had heard wrong: “Huh?”
The parasite’s voice once again came through the communicator: “In order to ensure the safety of the alien, communication between Happy Planet and the Interstellar Federation has already been disconnected an hour ago. Now, the entire Happy Planet has been cut off from the rest of the galaxy and is in an absolute state of secrecy.”
The blond parasite was in disbelief: “Are you crazy?”
The parasite however consoled through the communicator: “Please rest assured. The nuclear strike that you requested will still launch on time in the form of nuclear warfare between the various nations on Happy Planet, an hour after the alien and Huo Li leave on their journey!”
LMAO.
Thanks for the chapter!!
Yes, you are finished
thanks for the chapter~
thanks for the chapter! ♡
Thanks for the chapter (◕ᴗ◕✿)
Omae wa mou shindeiru. (｀▽´)
Thanks for the chapter~~
Sorry little aliens you’ve been outclassed.
Thanks for the great translation ♥️
Hou li be thy name
Why do I feel like something bad will happen? 😅
What an incredible family relationship. I love that the parasites are trying to tell Xiao Yi he’s failed for not reproducing and gaining power when he already said he kills anything related to him and is clearly living freely as himself now… It’s great to get a bit more backstory for Xiao Yi, and also just watching the parasites keep trying to pull out trumps he’s already negated haha
Thank you for translating! <3