The Zombie Emperor's Domesticated CatCh54 - Learning Something

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Then, under Fang He’s tangled eyes, Li Zhen hugged him, and they both ran to the bottom of the Ancient Peach Tree. Fang He cooperated by putting his cat paws in Li Zhen’s outstretched palms. Looking at Li Zhen’s serious face, his expression doesn’t show that they have kissed just now. Suddenly, Fang He felt sore in his heart. His poop shoveling official just did it to treat him. He definitely thinks too much about that kiss. OR6bYX

Fang He sighed leisurely in his heart, then he closed his eyes and started to circulate his power. The power quickly flowed in the body of one person and one cat, much more smoother than before, and Fang He no longer needed to use a lot of energy.

But Li Zhen began to be affected by the cultivation method again. While the two were growing together, all the consciousness of the kitten, whose paws were held, was open, without any defense even faintly spreading in his direction.

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However, he learned his lesson last time, so Li Zhen tried his best to restrain his desire to spy on his kitten’s thoughts. Last time, he had no restraint, but this time, he had a sober consciousness, he could no longer run over and snoop around despite the kitten’s wishes.

So with regards to this kind of entanglement and a great effort of restraint, after three circulations Fang He withdrew his power. He felt more relaxed, however, the hot and dry sensation after cultivating has not been alleviated. Fang He shook all the fur in his body, although his throat still felt itchy, he wanted to say a few words to Li Zhen. But when he looked up, Li Zhen actually closed his eyes and his brows were slightly wrinkled into a frown, and he looked thoughtful. D8jsVl

Fang He squatted there and tilted his head slightly to look at him. He rarely saw Li Zhen like this. His brows were frowning, but they had just finished their cultivation, and their strength was clearly stable. It was definitely not from the impact of his power.

He guessed that ten minutes had already past, Fang He felt a little anxious. He circled around Li Zhen, then stepped his cat paws on Li Zhen’s knees, and patted him hard, “Li Zhen?”

His voice was still slightly hoarse, and Fang He coughed.

At this moment, Li Zhen suddenly opened his eyes, and immediately reached out his hand to support Fang He. And his mouth was stared at with a pair of eyes, “Still uncomfortable?”

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Fang He moved his ears, unexpectedly, his body became a little hot, then he waved his cat paws, “It’s okay, the medicine you found might not work for cats.”

Li Zhen had a sudden realization. He seemed to have overlooked one thing all the time!

Since he regained his consciousness, he has always regarded this talking kitten as a person, so he never thought about what was wrong with what he did on a regular basis. Fang He’s words suddenly reminded him that although his family He-miao can be transformed, his original body was still a cat after all. The food and drinks he made for the kitten everyday, and the medicine he just gave made Li Zhen shocked, feeling that he seemed to have made a big mistake!

Li Zhen picked up Fang He, and his healing power circulated around inside Fang He’s body, and he looked at him carefully. Nothing unusual was found. He opened the kitten’s mouth a little bit harder, and there was also nothing unusual about his rosy tongue, and Li Zhen used his chin to rub Fang He’s ears forcefully. K4HBl9

Fang He, who was being caressed, could not stand it any longer, he called out his cat claws, “You are being unreasonable, ah!

Li Zhen hugged Fang He and stroked his fur, “I don’t have any pets before, so I was too careless. Sorry, He-miao, I shouldn’t give you medicine casually.” p5mlry

The detoxification regent he injected Fang He before was only based on his body shape. Li Zhen suddenly felt scared. Did he almost make a mistake and harm his kitten?

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Fang He raised his eyes to look at him. Li Zhen looked back sincerely. It’s just that those pure eyes without any whites have a slight error in expressing emotions. In Fang He’s view, except for a little light on those eyes, they are full of evil...

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Fang He waved his paw, “Right, I am the cat master.”

Then, he quickly jumped from between Li Zhen’s arms, and disappeared in the blink of an eye. b4YxLm

Although Li Zhen could perceive Fang He’s position, the difference in speed could only let him sense from afar. Not to mention chasing him, he could not even see him. Li Zhen scratched his hair with some anxiety, then he hurried back to the room.

He remembered that when he brought the kitten back from the pet shop, the pet shop owner once gave him a note. Li Zhen flipped it out and examined it carefully. He was frightened as he read it. Except for a proper amount of comfort and massage, he hardly did a few things right during this period of time.

The most important point is that he was completely wrong about the precautions for feeding.

So, the next step is not to find medicine, but to find a pet store! Reserve cat food for the kitten as soon as possible. VjUGTB

After Fang He scurried around the hills, he walked slowly to the lake and looked at the empty table. Fang He then ran to the room strangely. Li Zhen, this guy, doesn’t want to cook something? What is he doing now?

When he ran to the room, Li Zhen immediately stood up when he saw him. He stretched out his hand to lead him over, and Fang He threw himself into his arms. Li Zhen scratched the kitten’s ears with his fingers, then put him on the desk. A plate was placed on the top, which was full of small fish-shaped cat food.

Fang He squatted in front of the cat food plate, and thought for a while. He turned his head and looked at Li Zhen, and turned to look at the cat food on the table again. Although he was self-aware that he was a cat, he really enjoyed it after the end of the world. After eating all kinds of fish feast, he just let him go back to eating cat food. Fang He wanted to express, poop shoveling official, he really can’t do it…

Li Zhen stretched out his hand and stroked Fang He’s back, “I know you may not like it, but cat food is good for your health.” EJBL3O

Fang He was taken aback for a moment. Then he remembered Li Zhen’s brows that had been frowning from before, and asked tentatively, “What’s the problem if I don’t eat?”

He listened carefully to Li Zhen’s talking about the precautions on the note; toxic fluid accumulation will burn the kidney, and something a lot more. It sounded quite scary. Fang He turned to face Li Zhen and said solemnly, “Are you sure this things apply to a mutated cat like me?”

Li Zhen shook his head, “Just in case.”

Fang He didn’t know what to say after those four words. Then he pointed angrily at the cat food plate and said, “So, do you really plan to raise me as a pet?” t6ekHy

I raise you as a baby…

Fang He squatted there, preparing to chat about life with Li Zhen very solemnly, “Poop shoveling official, which eye did you see that I was in trouble?”

He patted his cat paw on his chest and said, “It took me a few days to grow up, it’s supernatural, right?”

Fang He waved his cat paw and threw the cat food plate, then he bounced it back with his wind power and it landed firmly on the table, “What kind of cat can have powers?” SwidOG

Then Fang He continued angrily, “Then do you know that every time, after cultivating, this cat will pull out a lot of black and dark things?” This is the point.

“What?” Li Zhen suddenly stretched out his hand to support Fang He, “You do it every time?”

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Fang He felt his face must be burning up, why should he discuss with his family poop shoving official about what he pooped.

“He-miao, you really…why didn’t you tell me earlier!” Li Zhen stretched out his hand and rubbed Fang He’s ear, relieved. 28XLwU

Fang He just wanted to roll his eyes, “Do you really want to become a poop shoveling official not only in name, but also in reality?”

Li Zhen was a little bit dumbfounded, but the problem was here. He had seen it from the green jade’s cultivation method before, and that the early stage of their cultivation practice is something similar to washing the essence and cutting down the marrow thing. It takes at least seven times to get rid of impurities in the body, after which when the body reaches a pure state, it will naturally gasify this impurity, which is directly brought out by the natural breathing of the skin everyday.

It’s just that because he is a half-zombie, he has no meridian, so this cultivation method can only increase his strength for him. For the time being, he wasn’t considered a formal cultivator, and could only serve as an aid to Fang He’s cultivation. pUqGB9

However, he didn’t see the stage of removing impurities from his family He-miao, and this made Li Zhen worried, he thought that he was feeding his kitten inappropriately, which affected his body.

Fang He stretched his head forward, he looked at Li Zhen and said, “So, you don’t have to worry about that, poop shoveling official. My situation is much better than yours, so if you have time to worry about it, worry about yourself.  It is troublesome to find a solution for you. ”

Li Zhen nodded, finally relaxed, then he walked out holding Fang He, “Let’s talk, what do you want to eat?”

Fang He licked his lips, “Can you do anything besides fish?” XSjcHr

“Naturally.” Li Zhen said. When he was abroad, he wasn’t used to eating there, and he usually made food by himself.

“Then you can do it yourself.” Fang He, who has not eaten many dishes, can’t say what to eat. Anyway, Li Zhen’s cooking is delicious.

“Want to eat shrimp?”

Fang He’s eyes lit up, “We still have that?” gYtyo8

Li Zhen squeezed Fang He’s ears, “Some of the things I picked up from the street are damaged, but most of them are not bad.”

When he was clearing the road on the street, he didn’t expect to be able to pick up shrimps stored in the cold chain. At that time, when the whole truck was put into the space, he felt that it was naturally set aside. VwdK7x

Fang He nodded excitedly, he jumped to the table, watching Li Zhen get busy there.

Even if Li Zhen knew that Fang He had no problem eating these things, he still tried to make the meals lighter. The most drooling thing Fang He ate was the shrimp steamed egg. It was so delicious that he even wanted to swallow his tongue.

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Fang He ate and drank his fill until he became a lump of furball. Seeing that Li Zhen quickly ate the rest, he really doubted where he had eaten so many things.

But what Fang He was most concerned about at this time was Li Zhen’s attitude towards the base. He moved and rubbed against Li Zhen, “Poop Shovel Officer, you really don’t want to be the leader of the base?” bD8IVK

After Li Zhen ate the last piece of chicken, he looked at Fang He, “Do you want me to do it?”

“That’s not true, I’m just surprised. Don’t men always want to become Torio in such troubled times?

The corners of Li Zhen’s mouth moved, and he stretched out his hand to hug Fang He, “Don’t worry, let’s learn something.”

When his two cat paws were forced to hold a pencil, Fang He was dumbfounded and looked up at Li Zhen who was sitting down, “What do you want me to write?” l52kha

Li Zhen took another pen and wrote a big word on the paper, “Xiao Xiong“, then pointed to the first character and asked Fang He, “What do you say about this?”

Fang He glanced, isn’t it a bird? Did he say it wrong? This is possible. He hasn’t studied for a few years. Fang He looked at the pencil in his cat paws and threw it out quickly, fearing that Li Zhen would press him to learn to write, his cat paws would be wasted, oh!

“Poop shoveling official, let’s go kill zombies!” Fang He ran out of the space in a blink of an eye. QcnCtd


Sunnyshies: Li Zhen made two bases; the one in the X County, and the one in the S City. They are going to be Li Zhen and Fang He great back up in the climax of the main story line.

Translator's Note

抽风- /chōu fēng/ “Convulsion”

The central nervous system is stimulated, causing muscle spasm, crooked mouth and eyes, etc.

It is a metaphor for being unreasonable (often used to scold someone or express dissatisfaction).

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remember this is what Li Zhen’s eyes looked like… and the center will turned red with bloody nerves all over when he was hungry…

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以防万一 – /yǐ fáng wàn yī./ This is Li Zhen’s just in case.

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This is the process of cleansing the body and something about the marrow in cultivation. Before reaching foundation building in some novels, they will do it a lot. I think it’s called marrow cleansing?? I forgot…I don’t have time to research…hahaha…anyway Li Zhen will explain it anyway.

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名副其实- /míng fù qí shí/ “worthy of the name”

Chinese idiom: not just in name only, but also in reality (idiom)

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冷链- /Lěng liàn/

the decription is so long, anyway it’s a storage metal box for cold supplies.

ref link!

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Oh, oh…Fang He said this idiom in the X county base arc again. When Fang He and Li Zhen just disappeared after the base was formed.

And again, Torio is no one…it was actually 鸟雄 /niǎo xióng/ translate as “bird male”. Anyway, it sounded more hilarious like this. so I just let it off.

so the orig idiom is… “A Hero will appear in troubled times” 乱世出枭雄 – /Luànshì chū xiāoxióng/ gVobLE

It’s Xiao Xiong not niao xiong. Hahaha…

It was said in Chapter 37 Btw…

Translator's Note

枭雄- /Xiāoxióng/
the first character is 枭- /Xiāo/ = does it really looked like 鸟- /Niǎo/ (bird)?

They really did resembled.

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12 comments

  1. Translator sama – the definition of “four words” included some bit of the story too

    Thanks for the chapter!!

  2. Two chapters of eating cat food! 🤣 (Slightly different from dog food…) Hahahaha! Thanks for the extra present!! Merry Christmas 🎁 🎄☃️

  3. …I got spooked out while reading the t/n note about LZ’s eye when the pic suddenly popped out (the pic loaded late) scared me at 2:27am 😂😅