When Will General Come Marry Me?Ch3 - Don’t touch this daddy!

Du Ci felt someone’s gaze on him and looked up at the tall man. The other party’s black hair scattered wildly, he had a long back and broad shoulders. He was naked from the waist up despite the cold winter, exposing the bronze skin along with his taut muscles. Dozen of scars were etched on his back and abdomen, Du Ci also noticed an inconspicuous scar on the side of his face. Under the halo of the orange flames, that person looked like an Asura just crawled out from a nightmare.

At first, Du Ci didn’t pay much attention, however, after a few more glances, he felt that person was really out of place: This is probably the one who came to the station late at night Douding was talking about. Truly don’t look like the good type of people! cj1vgF

Du Ci threw another glance before quickly turned around and put shoes on. Then, he closed the door and walked to the end of the hallway. The burning stable could be observed clearly through the wide opened window.

One by one, the rooms behind the tall man also opened in sequence. Vice General Xu stepped forward and whispered, “General, those two…”

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They also heard that master-servant pair’s accent from within the room and immediately thought of  Qi Nanke’s speculation. It was just…could there be such a coincidence?

Qi Nanke stared at the person standing in front of the window with squinted eyes, and said coldly, “Go investigate.” ZgMdIn

Vice General Zhou saluted, “Yes.”

Earlier in the night, Vice General Zhou had changed into an ordinary outfit after cleaning himself up. With a piece of tiger skin wrapped around his back, a fox tail hung on his waist, and white fox fur circled his neck, he looked like a hunter. Vice General Zhou stroked his beard as he strode slowly towards the window and said gruffly, “Hmph, not sending people to keep watch on such a dry day, countrybumpkins are truly countrybumpkins!”

Du Ci was watching people rushing to put out the fire. Hearing those words, he took a quick glance at the man next to him, then silently shuffled to the side to give room.

Vice General Zhou spoke up again, “Little brother, you’re wearing so little, be careful of catching a cold.”

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Du Ci tugged on his clothes and lowered his head, “Thank you for your concern, I’m fine.”

Vice General Zhou heard the lisp in the other person’s speech, and thought to himself, “Damn! Could we really encounter them here? Heaven is helping me!”

Vice General Zhou evaluated the stature and clothes of the person in front of him: the inner robe’s high-quality fabric could be seen at first glance, it was not something ordinary people could use. His black shoes were embroidered with clouds and waves patterns, lined with gold threads. Normally, under a dim light, it wasn’t very noticeable, but at this moment, the bright orange flame outside the window made the gold threads emit a faint glow.

Dressing like this, plus having a servant by his sides, Vice General Zhou quietly reached a conclusion in his heart. Just when he was about to turn around and reported to the general, his ears suddenly twitched. NG9o2r

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“You, what do you want to do?! Let me go!” Du Ci was scared and started struggling, “My people are still down there! Douding!”

“Someone intentionally set fire to the stable.” Vice General Zhou said, “The other party’s aim is this entire station, hurry up!” wlRSFK

“Who would be so daring?” Du Ci had never left the Royal City and couldn’t help feeling astonished, “Right under the Son of Heaven’s feet, they, they…”

“Hmph!” Vice General Zhou felt this kid was a little amusing, however, this reaction matched his image as a naïve little prince in the rumor, “Anything can happen under the Son of Heaven’s feet.”

Since he was currently dissatisfied with this Son of Heaven, Vice General sneered, “Son of Heaven is also not a God, how could he know everything?”

Du Ci’s eyes widened. bnePdZ

Right at this moment, Qi Nanke and Vice General Xu ran over. They didn’t have much luggage and Vice General Xu already carried Vice General Zhou’s bag. The three took Du Ci downstairs with them.

Du Ci noticed Douding had disappeared, he panicked and shouted in his mother language, “Let me go! Oh, oh no, my bag! I have to get my bag!”

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“Is a bag more important than your life?” Vice General Zhou frowned, “Why is this kid so ignorant?”

“Impossible! My bag!” Du Ci was like a little chick in Vice General Zhou’s hand, no matter how hard he struggled, it was useless. He said in despair, “There’s something very important in it! You, you…Douding! Douding! Where are you?” zS2hlx

Qi Nanke threw his bag into Vice General Xu’s hand, picked up Du Ci, then ran upstairs.

At this time, most of the floor had gone up in flame, the guests screamed as they ran downstairs. Shoes, socks, hairbands, belts, and a few small bags were scattered everywhere on the unburned floor.

Someone took advantage of disasters to gain benefit, they bent down and searched for money inside the bags while covering their mouth and nose. When Du Ci saw this, he scowled and shouted, “Hey! What are you doing!”

Qi Nanke turned and glanced at this scene once, then indifferently carried Du Ci and arrived in front of the guestroom in only a few steps. He pushed the person inside, motioning him to hurry and pack up! lZbkQ5

Du Ci rubbed his sore arm and mumbled aggrievedly, “You brute…”

Even though his mouth kept moving, his hands and feet also got busy. With just a few movements, he had finished packing. Qi Nanke noticed Du Ci had to shove two or three times before he could stuff a white jade flute into the bag.

When the two were about to go out, they found out the fire had already crawled across the floor and along the door like a hungry snake.

The floor collapsed. The way to the stairs was gone. Du Ci was choked by the thick smoke until tears came out. His face crumpled as he said anxiously, “This big brother! What, what should we do now?!” 5rOicx

Could this little matter trouble Qi Nanke?

Without even so much as a frown, he dragged Du Ci to the window facing the inn’s backdoor. There were already many guests gathered there, including Vice General Xu and Vice General Zhou.

Seeing someone at the window, everyone exclaimed, Vice General Xu put his bag down and ran to the window, “Gen… Young master!”

Qi Nanke waved his hand, Vice General Xu immediately stepped aside. D9Cxu2

Du Ci opened his mouth in shock, “You, what do you want to do?”

Qi Nanke directly placed him on the windowsill. Du Ci sprawled out on the frame, holding it tightly and howling like a dying pig,

“I won’t jump! If I jump, I’ll die! I won’t! Can’t you brute think of other methods?! Don’t touch this daddy! Bring the bedsheet here!”

Du Ci planned to make a long rope with the bedsheet and used it to climb down. However, Qi Nanke only threw him a glare, grabbed his collar, stepped on the window frame with one foot, and jumped down with him. zHr6qd

“Aaah——!”

The Ah-ing in his mouth hadn’t finished when they already landed neatly on the ground. Du Ci’s mouth was still wide open, his eyes closed tight. After awhile, he finally narrowly unfolded them, and felt embarrassed.

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The crowd around applauded and cheered as if they just saw a wonderful performance,

Du Ci: … YvsodZ

Since people were still busy putting out the fire, Du Ci was too embarrassed to continue screaming. He rolled up his sleeves, intending to help out.

Qi Nanke grabbed his arm. In the flickers of the raging fire, those gray eyes seemed to be stained with some peculiar colors, and they were staring at him quietly.

Du Ci tapped his forehead in realization.

Sraightening up his clothes, he bowed in a formal salute and spoke in clumsy mandarin, “Thanking this big brother for helping out. In the future, if you have any difficulties, please come under the Paulownia tree next to Du mansion in the North street of Yongge, and find someone named “Zhongbai” for help.” 5M6J91

Finished speaking, he patted his clothes up and down, took out a thick money pouch and directly placed it into Qi Nanke’s hand without even looking, his expression seemed to say, “It’s your rewards.”

Vice General Xu standing next to them couldn’t help feeling his teeth ached: Du Ci wasn’t wrong in doing this, but isn’t he a little too dumb?

Revealing his personal information to a stranger he met for the first time, mentioning Du mansion, and even generously rewarding the money without looking at how much it was. What if that was all they have, then what were they going to do for the rest of the journey? Using air to replace food and drink?


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  1. This novel really know what ‘start with boom’ means 😂 Love it! They are so funny~

    Thank You for the new chapter (๑°꒵°๑)・*♡

  2. Du Ci may not be looking terribly bright (the window scene is hilarious!) but he’s smart enough to want Qi Nanke without even knowing he’s the heroic bandit who just saved him 😄.