Upon returning home, Zhou Yuan immediately went to help Asta tidy up the room.
Thanks to the cleaning service, every room in the villa was spotless, so Zhou Yuan only needed to arrange the newly purchased daily necessities.
After handling everything, it was only three o’clock in the afternoon, and the military department usually finished work at six thirty in the evening. It was still early, so Zhou Yuan decided to browse StarNet to learn more about the social trends of the zergs.
However, as soon as he opened StarNet, he saw that the top trending topic was “#Shocking! A certain supermarket actually has male zergs buying grooming products for female zergs, claiming it’s voluntary??!” Zhou Yuan’s first reaction was: Why does this sound so familiar?
Could the protagonist be him?
His second reaction was: Why would such a mundane thing in the zergs community become a hot topic?!
Zhou Yuan skeptically clicked on the search and found a certain familiar yet unfamiliar picture representing the evidence.
It was familiar because of the background, but unfamiliar because Zhou Yuan hadn’t seen the original owner’s back before and wasn’t familiar with it.
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With a loud bang, Zhou Yuan lay on the carpet like a dead fish, entering the sage time after the social death.
Looking at the chandelier on the ceiling, Zhou Yuan comforted himself in his heart: It’s already trending, there’s no way to change it.
The only good thing was that his face wasn’t captured in the photo. As long as he covered his zerg mark more securely in the future, he wouldn’t socially die among his neighbors.
Yes, as long as he covered up more in the future, he definitely wouldn’t socially die among his neighbors!
No, maybe he should just stay home for a month and cut off the source of social death altogether!
But…
He still had to pick up his wife from work, he couldn’t stay in!
Zhou Yuan had no choice but to quickly rummage through the closet and find a turtleneck sweater and a windbreaker. With these two treasures, Zhou Yuan didn’t believe his zergs mark would still be exposed!
After changing into the turtleneck sweater, Zhou Yuan finally felt the embarrassment of social death leaving him. He chose to ignore the top trending topic and instead began to look at other hot topics.
Most zergs people admire strength, and about eighty percent of female zergs choose to enlist, indirectly leading to the fact that most of the trending topics on StarNet are related to the military.
What Zhou Yuan stumbled upon this time was the news that the Military Academy was about to recruit new students, as well as the unveiling of a new model of mecha.
As a man, and a young man living in a society without mecha, Zhou Yuan almost immediately clicked on the entry for the new model of mecha.
In the video, there was a 4-meter-tall lightweight mecha.
The lines of the mecha were smooth and delicate, with a beautiful silver-white body and emerald green energy stones embedded in the middle. Behind it were three rows of thrusters and mecha cannons, with a mini cannon on the left mecha hand and a silver-white particle energy sword on the right.
The entire mecha had a graceful and slender figure, possessing both a sense of agility and aggressiveness. For some reason, it reminded Zhou Yuan of Asta.
Asta felt like this mecha, beautiful and aggressive, like a silver-white snow leopard living on a snowy mountain.
This mecha inexplicably made Zhou Yuan feel that it was very suitable for Asta.
Zhou Yuan clicked on the details and saw that this mecha was currently named “Warrior No. 1”, and it was a limited edition throughout the entire interstellar space, with a ridiculously high price, reaching hundreds of billions!
Zhou Yuan looked at the few hundred thousand credits his wife had worked hard to earn, and then looked at the price.
Zhou Yuan fell into silence:…
….oops…not enough money…😅
Thanks for the chapter!
Zhou with few hundred thousand yuans = Broke
Me with a few thousand = Feeling rich 🙂
Time to work your butt off to earn money buying mecha for wifey XD