After a brief silence, the salesperson, still puzzled, asked, “Hello? Was there something wrong with what I just said?”
Salesperson:…
“Why don’t you check the Star Network? Would any male zerg say such a thing?”
The female salesperson thought of a possibility, sobered his expression, and said seriously, “Sir, if you are being threatened, you can explain it to the Male Protection Association. The Male Protection Association absolutely guarantees the rights of every male zerg and will not let you suffer.”
This made Zhou Yuan even more puzzled. “But I’m not being threatened, am I? Isn’t it normal to buy daily necessities for the female monarch?”
Zhou Yuan’s casual tone actually made the salesperson briefly doubt what he had just said.
Then the salesperson regained his composure, and a strong sense of envy suddenly rose in his heart.
Damn it, which female zerg is it that can make a male zerg condescend to buy things for him!
The salesperson silently lamented in his heart, but quickly remembered that he was still working. he smiled and said, “Sir, you are really good to your female monarch. If you have any questions about what to buy, feel free to come to me.”
Zhou Yuan happened to have a few items he wasn’t sure about, and with the help of the salesperson, he carefully selected several tail-hook cleaners and cleaning devices that Asta would like.
There was no way around it. Zhou Yuan was a human in his past life and knew nothing about caring for the zergified part of the zerg race.
After this was done, Zhou Yuan politely bid farewell to the female salesperson and, under his guidance, entered the bedding area.
After seeing Zhou Yuan off, the female salesperson couldn’t help but share the incident on the Star Network forum.
[Rolling in the waves: OMG, you guys will never guess what happened to me at work today!
I used to be a salesperson in the female zerg care products area of a supermarket, but today, I actually met a male zerg!
A male zerg! Usually, I only see male zergs accompanied by countless female zergs from the neighboring area, but this gentleman came by himself!
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
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Dea tf rjlv, lrc’a la cbgwji ab yes mjgf qgbvemar obg tlr bkc ofwjif wbcjgmt?
How is that normal?!!
Does anyone understand? I’m so jealous of that female zerg right now! I’m jealous to the point of losing sleep!]
The Star Network forum was always buzzing, and this post quickly caught the attention of most female zergs.
However, most of them thought the original poster was just seeking attention, deliberately fabricating such a story, so when they entered, the female zergs began to mock.
1l: [Here comes another attention seeker, making up stories for attention. Just think about it, male zergs usually only buy clothes and luxury items when they go to the supermarket. They wouldn’t even bother going to other areas, so how could a male zerg possibly help a female zerg buy things? The original poster must be going crazy thinking about male zergs. Sweating_yellowbeans.jpg]
Upon seeing this comment, the salesperson immediately replied, [Before encountering this gentleman, I also had your kind of thinking. Who would have thought that there could really be such good male zergs in the world!]
3l: [OP, don’t just talk without providing evidence, quickly post some proof rwkk]
4l: [+1]
5l: [+10086]
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32l OP: [Hey, don’t rush, luckily I secretly took a picture just now, picture.jpg]
In the picture, only the back of a male zerg is visible. The male zerg stands tall, looking down at something in his hand in front of a shelf of female zerg tail-hook cleaners. His brown wolf tail slides to the side with his movement, revealing the orange-red zerg pattern representing the male zerg.
In the zerg world, distinguishing between male and female zergs depends on whether they have zerg patterns. Those with zerg patterns are male zergs, without the ability to transform into zergs but possessing pheromones that guide female zergs into estrus.
Each male zerg’s zerg pattern color, pattern, and location are unique, just like human fingerprints.
Zhou Yuan’s zerg pattern is a small orange-red pattern that looks like fire and clouds, located just behind his neck, usually concealed by his hair. This photo happened to capture this small zerg pattern.
The female zergs in the post didn’t expect this to be true, and rows of envy-filled exclamation marks immediately flooded the post, causing it to skyrocket to the hot list and attracting more female zergs to click in to see.
After reading it, the female zergs all expressed their thanks to the OP, saying they couldn’t sleep either.
And: Ahhhh!! Who is this male zerg? Who is his female zerg? So jealous of the zergs!!!
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Back to Zhou Yuan’s side.
Of course, Zhou Yuan was unaware of the frenzy stirred up by the female salesperson on the forum after he left. After successfully purchasing bedding, considering that Asta hadn’t come back for a long time and the clothes in the wardrobe might have become damp and smelly, he went to the clothing department to buy clothes for Asta.
Before buying, Zhou Yuan also asked about Asta’s size.
After being subjected to envious stares all the way back from the meeting room, Asta had already set Zhou Yuan’s messages to special attention, just to see what this male zerg wanted to do.
When he received the male zerg’s message, Asta immediately opened his light brain. Seeing the male zerg asking for his body measurements, he was stunned for a moment, but he didn’t ask further questions. Instead, he sent his size chart to the other party.
Asta’s size chart was almost universally known in the military department, and giving out a size chart wouldn’t cause any harm to him. It only made him more curious about the male zerg’s intentions.
But he never expected that Zhou Yuan didn’t have any ulterior motives, he was just thoughtfully arranging various matters for him after he moved in.
With Asta’s size in hand, Zhou Yuan followed the signs and came to the only store selling female zerg clothes.
The store had simple and elegant styles, contrasting with the flamboyant male zerg clothes next door, which Zhou Yuan liked very much.
However, as soon as he entered the store, several female zergs noticed him. While Zhou Yuan was making his selection, their gazes swept over him with a mix of shock and curiosity.
And perhaps because Zhou Yuan, a male zerg, stood out too much in the female zerg clothing store, ever since Zhou Yuan appeared, female zergs passing by the clothing store would silently walk in, pretending to be there to buy clothes but actually sneakily observing Zhou Yuan’s actions.
Finally, after Zhou Yuan bought the second set of daily clothes for Asta, a female zerg couldn’t hold back and approached him to strike up a conversation.
“Hello, sir, my name is Natal, from the Kennedy family. Can I add you on the light brain?”
Natal’s skin was a healthy bronze color. Although he was wearing a simple white shirt, it couldn’t hide the muscular lines inside. However, at this moment, his cheeks were slightly flushed, revealing a hint of tenderness beneath his masculine appearance.
It was the first time Zhou Yuan had been approached by this type of zerg, and he was stunned for a moment before politely smiling and refusing, “Sorry, I’m already married.”
Natal scratched his head, not quite understanding what the male zerg meant by that, after all, in the zerg world, male zergs could have thousands of concubines and female slaves even if they had a female monarch.
So he continued, “Sir, I can be your concubine, or even a female slave.”
Natal said this extremely earnestly, but it shocked Zhou Yuan once again.
At this moment, Zhou Yuan still couldn’t fully accept the concept of concubines and female slaves. Faced with this openly stated desire to be a “male mistress,” he just felt shocked.
Then he remembered the various tragic encounters of the big boss after his extramarital affair, and quickly shook his head in horror, “No, no way! Sorry, I don’t accept concubines or female slaves.”
This conversation made Natal leave with regret, but it couldn’t dispel the thoughts of other female zergs.
They simply thought that the male zerg’s words were just excuses because he didn’t like Natal. There were always more confident female zergs who believed they could seduce male zergs.
As a result, Zhou Yuan was approached for over ten times while only picking two sets of casual clothes and three sets of pajamas in this store, causing Zhou Yuan to go from being panicked and flustered to now calmly and politely refusing with a smile on his face.
When the shop owner finally settled his bill, Zhou Yuan, although walking steadily, actually dashed out of the store, afraid of being intercepted by female zergs for conversation again.
Zhou Yuan found it difficult to accept this behavior of everyone vying to be a “male mistress.” Although he knew it was a normal phenomenon in the zerg world, he couldn’t shake off the deep imprint left by decades of being indoctrinated with the idea of “bigamy crime” and “extramarital affairs leading to being run over by a car and admitted to the hospital”!
This shopping trip left Zhou Yuan with a deep psychological shadow and he vowed that unless absolutely necessary, he would never visit this store again!
Poor cinnamon roll MC. Bet he’s going to end up blowing up the forums again after his clothes shopping trauma
Thank you for the chapter!
This is too cute my dude!!!!
Also why did it suddenly change from Zerg to insect?
Asta gotta protect his poor loyal hubby😂
Thanks for the chapter!
Monogamous people are just so charming..
Somewhere in the mid section Asta’s name was spelled Aster. And wowww, male zergs are like the ultimate scumbags in that world. Zhou Yuan jiayou!!
Corrected ✔. Thank you. 🙂