Although he thought so in his heart, Number 001 did not add fuel to the fire, but changed the subject and said, [Host, we apologize deeply for what happened to you. That’s why headquarters sent me to negotiate a solution with you. Do you have any unfulfilled wishes?]
In response to Number 001’s change of subject, Gu Weizhou sneered and said without any politeness, “You accidentally almost beat someone to death with a stick, and now you plan to just patch things up by offering a sweet date? Is that it?]
Feeling embarrassed for being called out, Number 001 replied with conviction, [Host, a system bug like this is not just your problem, we never expected something like this to happen. In the whole history of the Jinjiang Universe. It’s definitely the first and the only incident.]
[…]
However, Gu Wei Zhou remained unmoved.
After pondering for a while, Number 001 seemed to have thought of something and said excitedly, [If you really find those memories extremely unpleasant, I can apply to erase them from your mind and send you back to your own world.]
Upon hearing this, Gu Weizhou’s calm eyes finally showed some emotion.
Go back…
“Can I go back to the day when I was first pulled into these worlds?”
Number 001 froze. Going back to that day would be almost impossible since it had been so many years. While the Jinjiang headquarters could reverse time, doing so for just one person and disrupting the entire universe’s progress would be nothing but a pipe dream.
Glancing cautiously at Gu Weizhou, Number 001 said nervously, [This… might be difficult, as you know…]
Gu Weizhou seemed to have already anticipated this answer and shook his head with a mocking smile. What could he do even if he went back to that day? There was nothing in that world that he truly cherished.
He had considered going back to that day before, but that was only because he had no real goals at the time.
Pushing aside his messy thoughts, Gu Weizhou said, “So you’re saying I can make any wish I want, right?”
[Yes, host, besides destroying the world, what other wishes do you have? You can say any dream you want.]
“Dream?” muttered Gu Weizhou as he rubbed his chin. “My dream is to Fuck them all.”
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After almost half a minute, 001 said, [Uh… if you can.]
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They saw a light blue screen appear in the void, followed by a familiar head that was enlarged and floating in the sea of blood.
001 who understood everything inside, […]
Gu Weizhou who saw all the scenes clearly, “…”
Feeling the sharp impact from the screen, Gu Weizhou on the other side couldn’t help but twitch his eye and said, “So… this counts as a work injury, right?”
[Hehehe… an… an accident, this is definitely an accident,] 001 replied awkwardly.
It never expected this host to be so perverted, using “teaching” as an excuse to avoid the main mission. It also didn’t expect the awakened male lead to be even more perverted, tying up and throwing the unconscious shou into the sea to feed the sharks.
Comparing the two, he suddenly realized that these two depraved lunatics were really a perfect match, no wonder they could be paired up as a CP in this small world.
Looking at the screen with only half of his brain left after being bitten, Gu Weizhou felt a headache.
“At least I helped that masochist dig out the hidden attribute in his body, but that bastard Pei Ye didn’t even recognize anyone after getting off the bed.”
[…Host, are you sure that you were digging up his hidden attribute and not making killing him more convenient?]
“Didn’t I fail to kill him? Besides, I’m his mentor who opened the door to a new world for him. Otherwise, he would have to wait at least three years to experience this ultimate pleasure.”
[…] 001 felt speechless.
Looking at the blood constantly churning in the blue sea, the pain on Gu Weizhou’s forehead became stronger and stronger. Along with the escalated pain, he began to feel an uncontrollable emotion. It was like something important was trying to break through from an unreachable purgatory, but he couldn’t grasp any of it even though it was so close.
What is it? What is it? What am I unable to grasp?!
Gu Weizhou covered his head with his hands.
Somewhere, behind an ancient and intricate door, a cold sword suddenly trembled. A wave of energy formed a fan-shaped circle around it and quickly spread outward.
As Gu Weizhou’s headache reached a breaking point, he suddenly felt a cool sensation. The next second, he raised his head abruptly and stared fixedly at the screen.
He thought of the same task in every world.
[Let the top abuse me a thousand times, and I’ll treat him like my first love!]
First love, first love, first love…!!!
All those scum, blind, and foolish first loves of mine in every world!!!
Suddenly, Gu Weizhou, whose face was flushed with excitement not far away, muttered to himself, “I want to go back, I want to go back, I want to go back…” He turned around suddenly, his eyes fierce and fanatical.
“Let’s do it again!!!”
Scum first loves, let’s do it again together!!!!
As someone who had planned to retire Number 001, [… I want to oppose this decision.]
……
Previously, the body of the rightful host Fu Xiuran in the world was “injured” and destroyed, so Number 001 could only reluctantly request the headquarters for a second intervention in the world’s character design, hoping that the headquarters would approve of the creation of the host’s body for host’s consciousness in the small world out of thin air.
Number 001 originally thought that its proposal would be rejected, but unexpectedly…
[World character design?]
[…Yes.] Glancing at Gu Weizhou not far away and recalling the previous mishap, Number 001 reluctantly explained, [Due to certain circumstances, the host’s body suffered irreparable damage in the small world, so…]
[Is it the person who was accidentally pulled into the small world?]
[Yes.]
[…] Silence.
Number 001 was anxious, afraid of being further questioned.
Ten seconds later, [Actually, compared to world character design, I have a better suggestion.]
After a slight pause.
Qing Feng on the other end chuckled and said, [I’ll give you a brief moment of time reversal.]
Number 001: What the…? The legendary time reversal that can make the entire universe flow backward and it can experience it today.
Excited and blushing, Number 001 exclaimed, [Thank you, leader. I will definitely live up to your expectations and protect world peace (?)]
[Heh… I look forward to him “working”.]
Before ending the call, this was the best encouragement Number 001 received from the higher-ups regarding the host.
However, the highly capable Number 001, after being thoroughly influenced by Gu Weizhou and acquiring some peculiar attributes, realized in a very short amount of time that the word “working” doesn’t only mean “to do work” as depicted in the fairy tales it used to reside in, it can also generate more meaningful and nuanced interpretations.
And, this sentence that ultimately became one of the top ten unsolved mysteries in the universe, may not necessarily have been directed towards the host.
Because it can also be interpreted as “to do the host”.
Yeah, let’s destroy every asshole that you meet in those worlds!!!!!
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Thank you for the chapter.😘
Ohh, so is the system the real male lead or am I getting a wrong signal here?
Btw, another correction on the note, “didn’t even recognize anyone” means that Pei Ye can’t move on from the MC, thus (most likely) never taking any lovers again.
Thanks for commenting, but here “didn’t even recognize anyone” means what the note says. Gu Weizhou meant to say that, Pei Ye ignored him: he just left after having his own fun utterly ignorant of the other person that is Gu Weizhou who was lashing him and also threw him to the sea to feed the sharks.
Wow this makes my blood boils. Tf you mean it’s an accident so you just can get away easily just with a lame apology and deceiving words? This 001 is so hateful
And please torture that scum gong properly. He threw you to be eaten by a shark dont let him die peacefully 😡😡