On that night, in the brightly lit private estate, well-dressed celebrities chatted and exchanged cups of wine with smiles on their faces, creating a lively atmosphere in every corner of the party.
Among the crowd, a young man in a white suit was surrounded by the others. His appearance was extremely elegant, and every move and gesture revealed the noble upbringing of an aristocrat.
“It’s true that each generation is stronger than the last. Huihai has successfully entered the international market, and all the achievements over the past few years have made us old-timers feel ashamed,” the old man beside him complimented.
Facing the compliment, Gu Weizhou pursed his lips and smiled slightly, “You’re being too modest, President Xiang. Everyone knows that the Xiang family is the strongest overlord in Yuancheng. How could Huihai’s achievements compare to yours?”
Gu Weizhou’s temperament was naturally gentle, and when he smiled, his sincerity and charm were even more evident. Even though he was clearly speaking with a hint of insincerity, it didn’t make people feel that he was simply flattering.
President Xiang, who had just been praised, chuckled and was about to say something more when a high-pitched scream suddenly came from the direction of the restroom.
“Ah——!!!”
Almost all of the upper-class celebrities in the venue were attracted by the sudden scream, and they stopped talking to their companions and turned to look at the source of the sound.
The next second, amidst the incredulous whispers of everyone present, a disheveled woman with kiss marks and bite marks on her neck, covering her torn dress that exposed more than half of her shoulder, stumbled out of the restroom.
With just one glance, everyone present knew what had happened, and someone immediately recognized the woman’s identity.
It was none other than the pride of Ding Sheng International, Cheng Xiaoxiao.
When Cheng Yuan, who was talking to someone, saw his daughter in such a disheveled state, he felt his blood pressure skyrocket, and his steps faltered as he almost fell to the ground.
Looking at Cheng Xiaoxiao, who was trembling and crying uncontrollably while being surrounded by people like a monkey in a zoo, and holding onto her shoulder, the party host Gu Weizhou not only had no intention of going forward to help her, but also curled his lips with a smile that was both mocking and ambiguous as if enjoying the spectacle.
“Oh, isn’t this Miss Cheng Xiaoxiao? She just got engaged a few days ago, and her fiancé seems to be absent today. What are you doing here like this…”
As the suggestive words fell, it provoked countless people in the venue to look at Gu Weizhou with incredulous eyes. After all, Huihai and Ding Sheng had been long-term partners in the original city’s business circle. Now, Gu Weizhou, the rising star, had directly exposed the face of the old partner Ding Sheng. This was completely suicidal behavior, how could it not shock them?
However, compared to the many people who watched the show and stared at Gu Weizhou’s embarrassing appearance, more people shifted their gaze to Cheng Xiaoxiao, with overtly lustful expressions in their eyes, focusing on her almost exposed skin.
As soon as he heard the merciless words from Gu Weizhou, Cheng Yuan, who already had an unstable gait, was stimulated and his blood pressure skyrocketed to over 200, causing him to fall straight down with a loud *bang*. Immediately afterward, Cheng Xiaoxiao rushed over to him, crying and howling like a ghost, accompanied by a group of people who were knocked over, the sound of shattering glass, and countless screams. In an instant, the elegant and graceful atmosphere of the banquet was completely disrupted.
Watching this scene before him, Gu Weizhou showed no intention of calling for emergency assistance for the fallen man. Instead, he carried his champagne glass with great interest, strolling over as if nothing had happened, and enjoying the show.
This was not intentional neglect on Gu Weizhou’s part, but rather, he had learned from numerous past experiences. Even if he had previously helped by taking off his coat and draping it over Cheng Xiaoxiao’s disheveled form, and even if Cheng Xiaoxiao and Cheng Yuan would have temporarily expressed gratitude towards him, it would not prevent them from joining forces with that man and swallowing up his Huihai coefficient. As for the method of his death…
Pausing his drinking, Gu Weizhou took a moment to recall the various ways that he had died in the past: falling off a building, being stabbed to death, drowning, suffocating, dying from illness… Just these alone were enough to form a whole sports team.
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And every time before he died, he would witness the lovey-dovey scenes between Cheng Xiaoxiao and that scumbag man, and then he would act like a brainless idiot, crying and begging the heartless man not to leave him.
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But he clearly remembered the words that rang in his mind after he firmly rejected his 26th ex-boyfriend’s threatening marriage proposal:
『Ding— Monitoring detects that the ‘eternal scumbag shou’ has now entered cycle mode.
Ultimate goal: to change the scumbag shou’s destiny. Return immediately upon mission success.』
In the next second, Gu Weizhou found that all the streets in front of him had disappeared, replaced by a completely unfamiliar bedroom.
After quickly analyzing his situation and realizing that it was not a dream, hypnosis, or illusion, but a truly different and unfamiliar world, Gu Weizhou, who had previously been looking for a handsome man with a good face, long legs, and eight-pack abs to date, was initially a little excited, but soon he couldn’t get excited anymore.
Because he remembered the title that had come to mind – “Eternal Scum Shou”.
Gu Weizhou refused to accept the blame of being an “Eternal Scum Shou”!
Although he had been changing boyfriends as frequently as he changed clothes and often ignored his ex-boyfriends’ threats to die if they didn’t get married, Gu Weizhou could guarantee that he had only scummed 26 men.
And the dark histories of those 26 ex-boyfriends combined could circle the earth.
As a successor of socialism, he was just accompanying these scum to have a heartbreaking love, then telling them about the greatness of love through his personal experience, helping them establish the correct values in life, and finally teaching them the principles of being a decent person.
Gu Weizhou said that this was not scumming, but actually carrying out justice. The whole world owed him a Nobel Lifetime Achievement Award, didn’t they?
But before Gu Weizhou could figure out why he had become a scum shou and whether this strange creature would affect his great love in the three-dimensional world, he bumped into someone one day on a cold night.
“It’s okay.”
With a deep voice, the man who had bumped into him extended a hand to help him up from the ground.
He was a handsome man with good looks and a great body!
When he saw the man, this is what went through Gu Weizhou’s mind:
╰(￣▽￣)╭ I see great love coming to me quietly.
Gu Weizhou was contemplating whether to strike up a conversation with the man and go to a hotel for a love affair when a familiar voice suddenly popped into his head.
『Ding– Detecting the attack, activating mission: “Let the top abuse me a thousand times, I will treat the top as my first love”. Successful completion of the mission will lead to entry into the next world!』
Realizing that he had to avoid physical pleasure and stick to a platonic relationship, Gu Weizhou sighed and thought that it was too late to pretend he hadn’t left his house today.
After getting up with the man’s help, they exchanged business cards. When he got home, the first thing Gu Weizhou did was to submit the information on the card and hire an assassin online for a large sum of money.
However, reality proved to him that this world was not as simple as he had imagined.
Originally planning to hire someone to kill his target, but for some reason, it turned into him being targeted for assassination instead. In the end, the man he was supposed to kill was completely unharmed, and the reincarnated Gu Weizhou was the one who suffered.
When he opened his eyes again, Gu Weizhou found himself back in the same bedroom where he had first awoken. Immediately, karma came knocking. He received punishment for the first time, a ten-second electric shock at level ten.
He was left disabled by the shock.
Gu Weizhou, who never took his own life lightly, dragged his injured legs and began his journey of exploration with unwavering determination.
After experiencing all kinds of bizarre deaths one after another, Gu Weizhou gradually discovered all the rules governing the voice that controlled his every move and held the power of life and death over him.
If he intentionally harmed or killed the so-called “attack” (the male protagonist), it would punish him with an electric shock that affected him mentally. In severe cases, it could even cause various accidents and coincidences, leading to illogical and unconventional deaths. Then, he would once again go through the cycle of rebirth and reincarnation.
Ending the current world might seem simple yet difficult.
On the one hand, it’s simple because as long as Gu Weizhou behaves well, he can smoothly enter the next world.
On the other hand, behaving well is a nightmare-level difficulty!
If the combined scum level of Gu Weizhou’s first 26 boyfriends could circle the Earth, then his current boyfriend’s scum level is so high that it could turn the Earth into a mummy!
Patricide, fratricide, denying family ties, heartless towards the helpless, bisexual, a big shot outside the bed, a masochist in the bed, a straight man with terminal gay cancer, shamelessly cheating, and eventually getting killed by his mistress and her lover… this scumbag still manages to blind Gu Weizhou’s eyes, numb his heart, and make him act like it’s his first love.
Gu Weizhou thinks that only idiots would treat him like their first love.
After almost a hundred deaths and rebirths, facing the punishment and the choice of treating his scumbag boyfriend like his first love again, Gu Weizhou finally understands.
In such a world, he had no choice from the very beginning.
As a smart person, Gu Weizhou knew the right choice for himself, so he learned how to survive in this world by self-numbing.
In each cycle, he spoke with deep affection and vowed to love them forever, saying he was willing to do anything for them, even die.
In fact, besides dying, Gu Weizhou really didn’t want to do anything.
Countless deaths have told him that as long as he dies for those scumbags in the end, he can quickly end the current world.
So, in a short period of time, he unlocked various ways of dying.
Falling, crashing, burning, drowning, choking, starving, thirsting, hurting, being beaten to death… Finally, as he died more and more, Gu Weizhou felt a strange affinity for death.
Accompanied by death, he rapidly ended one world after another.
Every time before dying, Gu Weizhou thought that as long as he survived, there was hope. As long as he kept this life, there was hope. As long as the nightmare ended, everything would be over. And once everything was over, he would have a hundred love affairs to make up for the trauma he had suffered.
However, reality proved him wrong.
Looking up slightly, Gu Weizhou saw the security guards dragging a man out of the restroom who was flushed with Chinese medicine and barely conscious. Seeing this face that he had seen countless times before, seeing this person not far away, Gu Weizhou unconsciously clenched his fingers around the wine glass, the warm softness in his eyes reflecting endless darkness for the first time.
He’s back again!
Once again back to this first world in which he was dragged from his real world, and saw this ultimate M-type scum who could even wrap the earth into a mummy – Pei Ye!
Looping, looping, looping…
From the beginning, he walked into a dead end with no way out. Even if he tried his best to follow its requirements while suppressing his temper, even if he was forced to play the naturally good cards that even a fool could win and played them into a mess, he couldn’t even wait for that day, the day everything will end.
A second cycle began.
Relaxing his tight grip, Gu Weizhou took a sip of red wine from his goblet glass and lifted his beautiful eyes, saying, “Take the person upstairs first.”
What should have been a cheerful gathering ended in a ridiculous way, ending with the sound of an ambulance and the gaze of countless onlookers.
After the last guest left, Gu Weizhou dismissed all the servants and maids.
Walking towards the railing on the second floor, the man’s slender and fair index finger tapped the cold, pink nails on the railing, creating a rhythmic beat, like an elegant dancer on stage.
With anticipation on his face, Gu Weizhou stepped happily towards the bedroom.
He couldn’t wait to go upstairs and teach that scum a lesson!
Interesting!
wow
This is off to a good start~
Sounds interesting
Thank you for your translation 💝💝💝
Great casual Biphobia :/
Like sure let’s list a sexuality with all that!
I’ll keep reading, let’s see how it goes…
Ik right. Like, he’s a murder AND he’s bisexual, what a scumbag! It kinda caught me off guard.
Right? But the story is right up my alley so I can’t drop it yet…
Ikr, it was like “murder, arson, kicking puppies, bisexuality“
Like they associate it with cheating to both gender at the same time. Not the preference of both genders
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Fr like I didn’t need “boys beware he’s into girls too 🤮” in this story or my life
Thanks for the translation ❤️
This is really interesting
Yeah yeah teach him a lesson!!
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Why. Is. That. Complicated? I. Can’t. Understand. Anything.
As a bi person I am deeply offended. Wtf author. NOT cool
I wish people would bother to confront their own biases and at the very least do some damn research before putting stuff like this out into the world. What part of being attracted to two or more genders screams ‘cheating scumbag’ to you?