C City Shen Ai Hospital, 6th Floor, Inpatient Ward 2:
Qi Le lay on the hospital bed as he nagged incessantly, “I have a few paintings in my wardrobe that I prepared as gifts for you. Take good care of them. If I become famous in the future, theyโll all become valuable. Iโve written your names at the top so when the time comes, donโt you dare fight over them!โ
“Iโll definitely fight over them, so you should just give them to me in person.” Gu Bai held his hand, the corners of the mouth slightly lifting upwards to form a faint smile.
“Ohโฆ.. ok,” Qi Le looked pale, but his eyes were very bright; his mood was rarely this good. He turned to look at him. “I still have half a carton of milk in my cupboard. Itโll expire tomorrow, so Erquan, help me finish it when you get home.”
Gu Bai, “โฆ”
“There might still be half a ham left, finish that as well ah.” Qi Le thought some more and recalled, “Oh, Iโve not washed my socks. Help me wash them, also…..”
“You wish,” Gu Bai interrupted. “Wash it yourself once you get out of here.”
Qi Le laughed, “Iโm craving for roast duck from the restaurant near our school.”
“Ok, Iโll give you a treat next time.”
Qi Le had just said an, “Mmm,” when the door of the ward opened and several nurses entered. It appeared that it was time for the operation. He looked at the man and woman standing by the side and wanted to say something, but he held himself back. Over the years, his parents had suffered because him. The words he wanted to say had already been long spoken. Anything he said now would only cause more tears. Why bother? Mother Qiโs eyes were red, “We’ll wait for you to come out.”
Qi Le nodded and then turned to look at the girl beside him; she was his girlfriend.ใใ
She smiled, “Iโll be waiting for you as well.”
Qi Le looked around; his family, his closest friend and his girlfriend were all there. He had already received all the love and affection that he ought to have experienced. He certainly hadnโt lived in vain. As the nurse pushed him out, he looked at the little boy holding Mother Qiโs hand, “Take good care of dad and mum in the future, xiaodi.”ใใ
Mother Qi couldn’t hold back the tears anymore; Father Qi frowned, “What nonsense are you talking about, you rascal?”ใใ
Qi Le quickly added, “Be good and listen to me, xiaodi. When gege comes out, Iโll buy you candy.”ใใ
Father Qi looked at his son, who smiled after he finished speaking, as if he was trying to coax them. Seeing those blue lips that were common to heart disease patients, he felt a stab of pain in his chest and tried to endure the tingle in his nose. He sighed, and slowly rubbed his sonโs head. The others followed behind as Qi Le was wheeled out of ward 606, into the elevator, up to the eighth floor, and into operating room 808. Qi Le secretly nodded, this room number’s lucky enough. He should be ok.
Gu Bai watched as he was about to enter, and struggled about something for a moment before running after him, “Xiao Le, there’s something I’ve always wanted to tell you.”ใใ
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“Huh?” Qi Le looked at him, “What is it?”ใใ
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“Erquan, you bastardโฆ…”
The doors of the operating room closed with a bang.ใใ
Qi Le felt his consciousness fading. He was surrounded by darkness for a long time. Then, he saw a ray of light radiating from somewhere in front of him. It was as if a door was slowly opening for him; he could even hear a drawn-out creaking sounding his ear. The light grew brighter and brighter until that glare forced him to his eyes. When he finally opened them again, he found himself lying in a hospital bed. His body wasnโt as weak as before, but his head was pounding like it had been severely bashed in.
This was a three-person ward. He was lying in the middle bed and the left and right beds were empty. At the moment, he was the only one in the room. He sat up in surprise and saw three words printed on the snow-white quilt: Shen Ai Hospital. Below that, there was a small line of words: God cares for everyone.
He nodded slightly, this hospital was indeed right, but this wasnโt the ward that he had stayed in before. Where was this? He reflexively touched his chest and immediately froze. His chest wasnโt bandaged nor did he feel any pain. Didnโt they operate on him?
He untied his hospital gown, lowered his head and looked at his hands and then at the chest that appeared smaller than what he was used to. His pupils contracted, this didnโt seem to be his body……
At this moment, the door opened with a click. The person who walked in was slightly shocked and immediately rushed forwards, “Youโre awake? Youโre awake?”ใใ
Qi Le opened his mouth but didnโt know what to say. Living in this era, there was a word which was especially popular, that was โtransmigration.โ Did this mean that he nailed the Grand Prize?ใใ
“Whatโs wrong?” The man waved his hand anxiously, “How many fingers am I holding up?”ใใ
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“Mmm, youโre not an idiot.” The man sat down and stayed quiet for a moment. “I heard that when you got back home, Ning Xiao was fucking that trashy little bitch?”ใใ
Qi Le hadnโt yet regained his senses; his subconscious reaction was, “Huh?”ใใ
“What huh? Everyone already knows about what happened. Do you think by playing dumb you can pretend it didnโt happen?” He lamented, “Xiaoyuan, youโre a fucking fool. How many times have I told you that that personโs a scum. Why won’t you listen?”ใใ
Qi Le slowly calmed himself down, looked at the man in front of him, who resembled an seductive demon, and said resignedly, “That…..”ใใ
“Why, are you still trying to make excuses for that person?” Seductive Demon sneered, “Ning Xiao didn’t even come to see you while you were unconscious for the past two days. Ning Xiao really doesn’t love you or give a shit about you! Wake up, Xiao Yuan!” He shook Qi Le vehemently as he spoke.ใใ
Fuck….. Qi Le’s head started to hurt even more. It was as if someone was holding a hammer and knocking away at his temple. Fortunately, this person had only shook him twice, otherwise, he wouldโve fainted. He held back his temper, “Hear me out first……”
โWhat else is there to say?” Seductive Demon raised his voice to interrupt him, “As soon as youโre discharged, youโre moving out. Don’t live together anymore. Youโre not a servant, how can you let that person order you around every day? Let me tell you, Xiaoyuan,” he stared at him. “If you make the same mistake again this time, Laozi will beat you to death!โ
Qi Le finally understood a little of what he was saying. This was a dog-blood story of “I love you, but you don’t love me.โ And the main character of this story also happened to tragically run into his lover’s happy spring palace. He probably couldnโt handle the strain, and that was why he transmigrated into this body. The person he loved was called Ning Xiao? Humph, she actually had sex with someone in the apartment they shared. He didnโt need this sort of woman!
He felt a throbbing pain in his skull and couldnโt help touching his forehead. He sighed, itโs no wonder it hurt so much – his head was bandaged.ใใ
“Xiaoyuan?” Seductive Demon moved closer, noticed how awful his expression was and quickly got up, “Iโll get the doctorโฆ… What the hell are you doing here?!โใใ
Qi Le looked up, and saw that a few more people had appeared at the door. Seductive Demon gave an unnatural smile, “Welcome everyone, did the sun rise from the west today? You trashy little bitch, Xiaoyuan has always been good to you, hasnโt he? But you actually went and slept with Ning Xiao. How dare you show your face around here?!โใใ
One of the new visitors got angry at once and raised a hand to point at him, “Clean that dirty mouth of yours? How is my brother trashy? Not like some peopleโฆ. Ning Xiao obviously doesn’t like him at all but he still shamelessly hangs onto him. Everyone knows how trashy that person is!”ใใ
Qi Le’s forehead twitched. Although he knew he was talking about the original owner of this body, it was still impossible for him to endure. In his mind, he cursed, you fucking tranny!ใใ
Seductive Demon couldnโt stand him either; he threw down the bag on his shoulder and rolled up his sleeves. Not to be outdone, the man prepared himself for a fight as well. The scene turned chaotic. Qi Le was somewhat moved; because of a few words, Seductive Demon was actually willing to fight someone. In the past, only Gu Bai had protected him that much. This Seductive Demon and the original owner of this body mustโve had a pretty good relationship.
ใใ
There were four of them, and Seductive Demon was currently playing hardball with one of them. Two of them quickly tried to pull them apart. The last guy didnโt move at all. He merely leaned against the wall with his arms folded. Qi Le sized him up – he was handsome with dark eyes and thin lips. At first glance, he could tell that this man was the cold, unfeeling type. He asked, “You donโt care?”ใใ
Without a word, Ning Xiao glanced at him and then reverted his gaze.ใใ
Fuck, heโs so arrogant!
Qi Le watched the chaotic situation that was unfolding before him with resignation, only to see Seductive Demon break away from one of them. He didnโt care that Small Shirt Guy was being held back and forcefully pressed the other party on the floor, pounding his fists at him, “Your brother is trash and youโre not much better either. Iโve yet to settle scores with you for stealing away my man!โใใ
The other guy snorted, then countered with a fist, “How dare you mention that matter?! You threw away all my clothes and I almost had to go home naked after I was done!โใใ
“…” Qi Le’s mouth twitched, so these two men actually had beef with each other. He was touched for nothing…
He got out of bed to look for someone to ask about the current year. He insincerely coaxed, “There are plenty of fish in the sea. No point getting ugly over a woman ahโฆโฆโใใ
The both of them turned a deaf ear; Seductive Demon realized that he couldnโt throw the other party off, so he grabbed his arm and fiercely bit down. The man screamed, grabbed the fruit his friend was carrying and smashed it down. There was a loud thump as the watermelon bumped into Seductive Demonโ head and cracked open. It was a tragic sight.ใใ
Qi Le: “……”ใใ
He was just about to walk past them but the man thought that he wanted to help his friend, so he grabbed a piece of watermelon and threw it at him, “You dare come over?”ใใ
That piece of watermelon smacked Qi Le’s face in an instant, sliding down slowly as it left a mess. He had obviously expected to see Qi Leโs weak and cowardly expression as usual, but he wasnโt in luck this time. Instead, the man before him had eyes so dark that he could almost see an ominous glint within those depths. It shocked him greatly.ใ
“Fuck off!” Seductive Demon roared, seized the opportunity to overturn him and pounced on him.ใใ
Qi Le slowly wiped his face clean while smiling sinisterly at the other guy. Then, he pulled aside Seductive Demon by the collar, sat on the other guy, grabbed the broken watermelon on the side and slapped it onto his face. Watermelon pulp splattered all over, “How dare you fucking hit me?!โใใ
The man was completely stunned. The rest of them were shocked by that scene as well, and forgot to intervene. Qi Le held him down, smacking the watermelon onto his face until only the skin was left, then casually threw it aside and grabbed another piece and continued to whack his face all over again. He moved at an unbelievably fast speed, taking just a few seconds to switch from one piece to another, again and again and again, until it was impossible to see the manโs facial features.ใใ
Ning Xiao, “โฆ”
The others, “=ๅฃ=”
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Seductive Demon dragged Small Shirt Guy to the bed, dug out a piece of paper from his own bag, and wiped his face as he sighed with emotion, “Aiyo, you, poor thing…. you, poor thingโฆโฆ.โใใ
The two men who were supposed to stop them from fighting finally came back to their senses and rushed forwards. Qi Le got up slowly, not waiting for them to come over, as he calmly adjusted his hospital gown. After this ordeal, his head hurt even more. He rubbed his forehead, wondering why the nurse wasnโt here yet. At that moment, he heard a noise from the corridor. Then, a man with a bandaged head ran past the door. Several people grabbed him from behind, trying to drag him back. He shouted loudly, “This isnโt my body. I just had an operation. How did this suddenly happen? Thereโs something wrong with this hospital! I want to leave right now! Ahhhhhhhh!”ใใ
Qi Le was excited; he pointed outside and was about to say that he was like that guy when he heard the doctor growl, “I’ve contacted the psychiatric department. Hold him down quickly! Why does this happen all the time? Where is the tranquilizer? Give him a shot!”ใใ
Qi Le, “=ๅฃ=”
Seductive Demon walked to the front, “…..Xiaoyuan?”
Qi Le suddenly regained his senses and churned out those damn dog-blood lines, “I seemโฆ.. to have lost my memory.”
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P.S. Hope you guys enjoyed the first chapter.
qi le pulling the memory loss card omg ๐๐
the fight was a riot haha
thank you for the chapter!! ๐
I… uh…. i just…. what the fโก just happened…
It seems that a lot of patients in this hospital transmigrate lmao
Thank you for this chapter! It seems like a fun story ๐
I hope Gu Bai will appear again soom ๐
that hospital should be literally called: Transmigration hospital or something hahahaha
OH! I GET IT AFTER REREADING!!
Just forget my prev comment
Or actuqlly, is there a way to remove my comment??
NP, I’ll delete it lol
Hi Darling-san, thank you for taking this. I want to ask you if you don’t mind. Can I translate this into Indonesian through your translation?
Surely I will credit the author and you too.
Thank you again, I will wait for your reply.
This is hilarious, but really good, I hope more ๐ ๐
Thanks for the chapter! ๐๐๐
Hmm…What is this I see? A novel that interest me! The summary showed me the light. Iโm so hype!!
โWhy does this happen all the time?!โ
How many times has it happened to make you say that, doc? ๐๐๐
It’s a special hospital. Thanks for the chapter!
This is freaking gold! ๐๐๐ Thanks for translating~
jajajajajajajaajaa. Thanks for the chapter.
Omg! He transmigrated into the body of someone else in the same hospital of the same world?! This is amazing! ๐
–Why does this happen all the time?
There’s something really wrong with that hospital. ๐คฃ๐คฃ
I’m dying, this is hilarious asf! ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ
Thanks for the chapter! ๐
Thanks for the chapter! That’s a lot of chaos to wake up to…
maybe that hospital indeed has a knack for getting transmigrators LOL
Yep I love this already!
Thanks for the chapter! ๐
Damn the doctor said that happened all the time? So many ppl were transmigrated there lol
Alright everyone, if we ever get seriously ill and our death is approaching, weโll just go to this hospital so we can transmigrate and still have a chance to see our friends and family! Unless we end up in a different world… ๐๐ฅ
A hospital with low death rates because it’s a transmigration hotspot??
Hahaha So this is the transmigration hospital, the place where everyone can transmigrate ahahahaha
The fight is so lit ahahahaha
I love MCs who know how to fight! โค Thank you for giving us this wonderful novel ๐
I love this already, and the MC!!!
Hmm… what Gu Bai is about to say with that look… could it be, like the original owner’s body, Gu Bai and Qi Le’s gf have an affair and Gu Bai wants to be with the girl since he thinks Qi Le is going to die and so Qi Le has to set the girl free?
This hospital is sooooo suspicious ๐๐๐๐๐๐ if that ‘psycho’ guy the owner of Qi Le’s body, then could they have swapped? ๐๐๐๐ however, Qi Le didn’t react ๐๐๐๐๐
Did Qi Le transmigrate in the same era or what?
HAHAHA! That ending.
I freaking love this opening chapter wowwww๐
Rereading this. This novel is as crazy as its title.๐๐๐๐
hi
kimchi slap’s summer upgrade, the watermelon slap
thank you for the chapter! looking forward to this
Pfffft ahahahaha
What a way to start!
I love mc’s response. So coool!
Oh boi, this will be fun~
Thanks for the chapter!๐
Scary hospital…
Hahaha! I love this chapter
Hahahahhaha
Shen Ai hospital huh.
God cares for everyone huh.
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It seems this god is a mischievous one lol.
Hhahaha I laugh so hard at the last scene hahahhahahaha
What is going onnnn
That was so freaking chaotic lol. I don’t even know what’s going on ๐คฃ
I can’t stop laughing please
I CANT STOP LAUGHIGN
Oh my go oh my god, this is very funny, but i feel sad for the patient