At the moment [Nitroglycerin Tablets] touched the tip of his tongue, his mental value slowly rose up as if he was being injected with a shot of Cardiotonic, which made Wen Zheliu shudder.
He Qin’s handsome face was magnified in front of him, and when he saw that his lifeless eyes seemed to have regained some luster, he retreated a little.
“Calm down; don’t be afraid of it!” He Qin put Wen Zheliu’s feverish forehead on his palm soaked in ice water. His tone was brisk, but the worry in his eyes remained undiminished, his gaze firmly fixed on Wen Zheliu’s face. “It’s just an outdated reality show with bad jokes and cheesy acting; it can’t affect you, baby. Don’t be afraid of it, ok?”
He Qin’s embrace was solid and powerful, and the scent on his body was as cold as the sea tide. Wen Zheliu was held in his arms, and in his not yet fully awake mind, he unexpectedly remembered many chaotic things while immersed in the illusion.
He saw the stars in the universe, the sharp and piercing light of blades, the hard ice crystals that fell during the peak of winter snow, and even the indestructible Gundam shuttling among the cold blue meteorites all over the mountains in his vast and confused thoughts..…
As his consciousness gradually returned, he couldn’t help but cough and chuckle, muttering, “What… Where did the meteorite come from? I have long forgotten what V Ji Chang looks like. This is an old meme from many years ago…”
He Qin cupped his face with both hands. Seeing that he was still in the mood to think of some nonsensical old meme, he also heaved a sigh of relief and jokingly responded, “What’s the matter? Isn’t it just a piece of meteorite? Brother will push it back with Gundam.”
[Your mental value has stabilized at 73.4%. Please note that large fluctuations in mental value will also lead to different degrees of loss in physical strength.]
At the same time, Xie Yuanyuan didn’t care whether or not he’d be discovered by Happy Dawson on the other side of the TV. He quickly poured out all the medicine in the bottle and stuffed it into the players’ mouths for them to eat.
The amount of medicine in the bottle is very small, and each person only gets a tablet. Xie Yuanyuan always felt that a suspicious measuring sight was circling his back, but he didn’t dare to turn around and just stood firm.
Du Zijun was the first to escape from the feeling of dizziness and nausea. In any case, he was also a person who had gone through a hail of bullets and often experienced the crisis of life and death in real life. However, after his mental value increased by 12%, he still felt that his hands were getting bigger and the room was getting smaller. In the end, he couldn’t help but slap himself hard in the face, which settled his mind a little.
“F*ck this damn thing…” Trembling, he took a glass of iced water and poured it on himself.
If someone had told him a month ago that he’d look like he was at death’s door just because he watched a reality show in the 90s, he would have given that person a good taste of what real death is. But right now, thorny issues were already in front of everyone, and he had to force himself to face them.
Bai Jingxing was the second one to get used to it. He couldn’t care less about being wasteful or extravagant, and he directly poured [Spring Fairy’s Honey Wine] on his face, allowing the non-human intoxicating aroma to temporarily replace the nausea.
“If we continue like this until our mental value runs out, even if we don’t die, it’s no different from death.” He said hoarsely, “The pollution ability is too strong. For now…. I don’t know how to deal with it.”
Lin Miao was gasping for breath while Chen Feiluan said, “If it’s really possible, why don’t we go ahead and break the TV? I don’t believe this damn thing can still jump out along the wire and hit us.”
“No… don’t!” Xi Ling struggled and cried out. Although he was only fourteen years old, his tenacity far surpassed that of some adults, and he managed to recover after taking the pill. “This host’s demeanor and behavior are too absurd. You think he can’t, but what if he can? If the condition is triggered in advance, what should we do?”
“Stop talking, you…you watch TV…you watch TV quickly!” Li Tianyu cried out with her teeth chattering.
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Everyone raised their heads subconsciously and looked at the glowing screen.
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“It seems that some of our new friends are not quite ready for our program!” He exclaimed with a smile on his face, beaming with joy.
Everyone’s faces were extremely ugly.
Although Du Zijun had said something like “he should be able to see this way” before, it was just a guess after all. When it was actually proven to be the case, it didn’t feel so wonderful.
“What exactly does he want to do?” Wen Zheliu straightened his body and looked at the small screen.
Perhaps Happy Dawson had been dawdling for a little too long, and by this time, anxious and disappointed boos had erupted one after another outside the window. He pushed away the butcher, broke off a piece of sausage, and threw it into his mouth. Then he raised his hand and said helplessly, “Okay, okay, there’s no need to wait for our guests. Let’s quickly get to the point—the crazy woman taking a shower in the bathroom!”
The butcher followed suit with a raspy laugh, and then the stage behind the two of them slid down like a flat curtain. What was displayed afterward appeared to be a room of an ordinary household with light green wallpaper and lace-covered tables and chairs. There was also a faint sound of splashing water in the bathroom.
“Hush…” Happy Dawson raised an index finger towards the camera, put it on his blood-red lips, and said in an almost whispering voice, “Soon we will meet the guest of this episode; are you all looking forward to it? ”
There was a low buzzing sound outside, and Wen Zheliu knew that it was the crazy town residents interacting with their beloved host.
“Three…” Happy Dawson lowered his voice and tiptoed towards the bathroom.
“Two…” The butcher finished counting down the seconds for him, and the meat-cutting knife in his hand kept emitting a chilly light under the light bulb.
“One!” Happy Dawson slammed open the bathroom door, pulled open the shower curtain, and shouted, “surprise!”
The poor woman inside was bewildered, and then she let out a heart-piercing scream of horror!
The bathroom was hot and foggy, and the water was gushing, but the woman who is supposedly taking a bath is actually still wearing clothes. At this moment, her clothes were drenched with water, sticking tightly to her body, revealing the undulating and exquisite curves underneath. Wen Zheliu’s pupils shrink, as if a bolt of lightning had struck him, causing him to suddenly shout, “Adventurer suit!”
If he remembered correctly, what this woman was wearing should be the adventurer’s suit that he had once inadvertently browsed through at the mall!
He Qin said in a deep voice, “She’s one of us.”
Because of Happy Dawson’s special ability, He Qin didn’t use the word “player” to describe her, but all those present understood what he meant. Li Tianyu shuddered and suddenly pointed at the screaming woman on the TV and said, “Lipstick, lipstick! That lambskin lipstick is hers!”
Bai Jingxing frowned and asked, “How do you know?”
“I’ve tried that shade of lipstick!” Li Tianyu was already on the verge of tears as she hurriedly raised her hand and showed the red mark on the back of her hand. “There’s no mistake, it’s exactly the same color as the one she’s wearing on her lips now!”
A chill ran down the backs of all the players.
Waiter John’s reply was still ringing in their ears when he said that they were now residents of Melios—the happy town. At that time, they didn’t fully understand what he meant. But now that they’ve pondered over it again, doesn’t that mean being trapped in the Midnight Happy Show while even your life and death are at the mercy of others?!
Get lost, get lost!” The female player screamed frantically, her pupils becoming blurred. She panicked, and in her desperation, she pulled out a dagger, trying to stab Happy Dawson, who was holding her, but the other party easily dodged. Happy Dawson laughed and said, “Ouch, what a crazy woman! She doesn’t even know how to take a shower! At this time, we need to invite the assistant for this episode—Mr. Butcher! Please, please teach her a good lesson!”
“Understood!” With a malicious smile on his face, the butcher strode over and said, “Let me teach you!”
But what is waiting in store for the female player is neither the teaching of words nor the teaching of body language. A cold, flashing blade cut down towards her head. She couldn’t dodge it, and the sharp blade cut open her shoulder. Blood splashed out like a fountain, staining half of her body red.
The female player was drenched in sweat and tears, screaming in pain. She ruthlessly pushed the butcher away and squeezed between him and Happy Dawson with her thin body. Crimson bloodstains were smeared on the light-colored wooden floor as she stumbled for the door.
The townspeople outside the window let out a sigh of annoyance.
As the two men chased and laughed, Happy Dawson said to the camera, “My God, what a crazy woman! Why is she running? Let’s catch up quickly with the camera to see where she’s going!”
The female player seems to have fled to the street. At this time, the night is closing in. There’s not even a single star in the sky, but the scene on TV is like daytime. Although the sun in the sky cannot be seen, everything is shining white. She staggered and ran wildly, clutching her arms while crying in despair: “Help me …… help me! Somebody help me!”
She was crying so wretchedly, with tears and snot flowing down her face. The town residents seemed to be laughing even harder. They not only laughed heartily at her ugly defeat but also kept urging the host and his assistant to bring more exciting follow-up developments.
Only the players in the reception room were tense and looked at the scene in front of them with chills.
How to save her? How to save her?
“… Can she be saved?” Chen Feiluan asked hoarsely.
Amidst the silence, Du Zijun gently shook his head and said, “Not possible.”
“She runs too fast!” When on the verge of despair, the human body explodes with potential. Happy Dawson and Butcher chased after her for a long time while panting. No one knows for sure if it’s the effect of the show or if they really couldn’t catch up. Happy Dawson exclaimed in frustration, “The crazy woman is running too fast. Happy Dawson is going to die of exhaustion. What should I do, Mr. Butcher?!”
“Tell her man to chase her!” gasped the butcher. “That’s the only way Butcher could come up with!”
Happy Dawson erupted in a fit of laughter, saying, “Great idea, what a great idea! Why didn’t I think of that!”
With that, he gave chase in stride and snapped his fingers high in the air, saying, “Program team, let the dog out!”
Wen Zheliu’s brows were tightly knit, and he suddenly had some bad premonition in connection with the context.
The camera rotated, following the female player’s footsteps. At this moment, outside the frame, a few dog barks that were obviously pretended by a man sounded. Then the camera turned, and a dog with a man’s head barked and chased in the direction of the female player!
The female player subconsciously turned around and muttered with a pale face, “Ah Qian…”
The faces of the players changed suddenly, and Lin Miao’s eyes were burning with rage. He clenched his fists and stood up with a huff!
That’s right, a dog with a human head.
Wen Zheliu couldn’t believe his eyes, but it was indeed a dog with a man’s head on its neck, four paws on the ground, fur all over its body, and a tail behind it.
The strange creature barks—even the sound it makes is human. Its skin is dead purple, and its mouth is full of deformed teeth mixed with human and canine teeth. Its eyes are protruding and bloodshot, and just like Happy Dawson, there is no white in the eyes, only lifeless, pure black. When it flew past the camera, Wen Zheliu caught a glimpse of the sharp junction between human skin and dog skin, as well as the thick, vertical, and horizontal stitches on the neck.
It was forcibly transformed after death and then brought back to life by some unknown force, giving it this grotesque and disgusting appearance.
The female player stopped running, and from the moment she saw the human-headed dog, her last remaining sanity seemed to crumble. She laughed a few times in a trance, her eyes staring straight at it as it pounced, revealing its interlocking clusters of canine teeth towards her.
“Ah Qian…” she murmured.
The faint screams of the dying woman and the deep gasps of the beasts biting their prey filled the entire screen. Occasionally, it was accompanied by the sound of dripping blood and flesh. In the background, Happy Dawson was laughing so hard he could barely breathe, and he exclaimed, “What a wonderful love! A crazy woman is bitten to death by her husband, who has turned into a dog! What a wonderful love!”
Bursts of thunderous laughter resounded over the town of Melios, and everyone was cheering, expressing their joy with sharp whistles.
And just like that, the female player was torn to pieces while still alive. The moment Li Tianyu saw her dead body, she couldn’t keep the sandwich in her stomach and rushed to the corner of the room, throwing up. Her face was full of tears, and she almost passed out.
Wen Zheliu clenched He Qin’s slender and powerful hand tightly. His face was pale, and his voice was low but clear as he asked, “Brother, we’ll kill him, right?”
“Yes.” He Qin also returned the grip. His eyes flashed with sharp killing intent, and an icy but elegant smile adorning his lips, “He really deserves to be slaughtered.”
He raised his eyebrows and said slowly, “But before slaughtering, it’s better to gouge out his eyes first and then crush the root of his tongue.”
Happy Dawson suddenly stopped laughing; he wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and shook his finger at the camera: “Oh, oh, our guests seem to be discussing some not-so-humorous topic; let me take a good look……”
Before he could finish his sentence, Du Zijun raised his hand and fired a shot, crashing into the center of the TV knob with a bang. He ruthlessly met Happy Dawson’s gaze and said word by word, “What the f*ck do you think you’re looking at?”
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Oh sheesh I didn’t see that I was in the last chap, I was too immersed in reading and that was kind of chiff hang there but miss du is such a sassy out there 😅
I feel bad for the couple… They don’t deserve it at all… That’s too brutal making the person she loves unalive her… And the man forcefully becoming a human headed dog… May the tv host and its staff have a brutal death
Miss Du…..so much sass….love it!